It has been 7 days since I returned to Linhai City before I knew it, and the feeling of no longer having to worry about shells falling beside me is a kind of obsessive happiness. Especially Xiao Yi can wake up from Shen Ming's arms every day, and experience the joy of being a real little woman.
The poor student is Wan'er, who goes to school early and late every day, and the dark circles on her face have never dissipated. Xiao Yi kindly advised her to take more rest, but Wan'er could only scold, "You scream like ghosts every night! I'm going to have a rest! Can you think about other people's feelings? Can you think about how you feel when you get out of bed? The earthquake didn't kill you. Huge movement!"
Facing Wan'er's classmate's accusations, Xiao Yi always blushed and agreed, but she forgot about it as soon as it got dark...
Shen Ming has also become sensible since "received the goods". Every day, he would go to the vegetable market early in the morning to buy vegetables and come back to cook. How can a good cooking skill not attract women's liking? If he can still give birth to a child, he will definitely be the best husband in the world.
As for the Shen's Security Office, it has also put up a "Closed Business" sign. Both Shen Ming and Xiao Yi want to continue this quiet life and recuperate, so as not to cause unnecessary troubles and be dragged back into the quagmire of war. . Although I don't know how long it will be closed, let's enjoy this moment of tranquility, right
Although Shen Ming had completed a big deal worth over 100 million yuan before, since he was tricked by the mouse to buy a piece of land in the Sahara Desert to plant trees, he has become a pauper. Fortunately, Xiao Yi has been spending a lot of money recently, and she pays for the daily vegetable money, so that Shen Ming can live comfortably.
However, Xiao Yi is very disgusted with men spending their own small money, so every penny spent on grocery shopping must be reported truthfully, and an invoice is required. You have to know that it is a very shameful job for an old man to buy a green onion in the vegetable market and ask the aunt for a receipt. However, in order to satisfy Xiao Yi's personal preferences, Shen Ming could only shamelessly fight wits with small traders.
That day, the sun was scorching hot, and there was a lot of traffic in the famous Haitian vegetable market in Linhai. Visitors from all over the world flocked to the stalls.
But unexpectedly, a vegetable stall located in the best part of the vegetable market was surrounded by passers-by, but no one was born.
Just because Shen Ming stood there...
This vendor is owned by Aunt Wang, the leader of the Haitian Vegetable Market. Although Aunt Wang has passed menopause, she is not yet married. Her long-term sexual depression and lonely life have caused her to almost collapse. In the 20 years of selling vegetables, she has never counter-offered for a penny, and is known as the "vegetable hag".
Back then, old Liu Tou, a temporary urban management worker, relied on his "grey skin" to challenge the dominatrix in the vegetable market and insisted on giving her 50 cents. Aunt Wang refused to live or die, so Old Liu Tou took advantage of her unpreparedness They snatched two peppers, but Aunt Wang held two knives and chased Old Liu from the east end of the vegetable market to Sifang Street on the west side. Only when Old Liu knelt down and begged for mercy to hand over the green peppers did he save the dog's life.
After that, all the customers who came to Aunt Wang's stall never bargained. The biggest feature of her booth is the foam board hanging on the corner of the booth, with a few bright red characters written on the board, "No bargaining". Some people said that the scarlet letter was written with human blood, otherwise it wouldn't have been hung for more than ten years without fading.
"Boy, you're here again." Aunt Wang, who was chopping leek stuffing, cast a cold glance at Shen Ming, "What day is this?"
"No more, no less, exactly 7 days." Shen Ming stepped on flip-flops, carried a vegetable basket, and smiled slightly with a slanted mouth.
"It's been 7 days, haven't you given up yet? Or maybe you don't understand Chinese, so you can't see my sign?" Aunt Wang said as she slashed out with a kitchen knife, which happened to hit the wooden post under the foam board. The leek chips on the back of the knife sprayed the faces of passers-by.
"'No counter-offering', I can understand the younger generation."
"I can understand why you still come to pester me every day? I have already said that leeks cost 4 yuan and 8 pounds a catty, and they will not sell anything less." Aunt Wang finally turned around and wiped the leek stuffing from her hands with her apron. .
"The juniors know that, so they don't ask for 1 cent less, but 2 cents less!" Shen Ming raised two fingers.
"What a big tone, Aunt Wang, I have been in the vegetable market for decades, and I have never seen any weird customers. This is the first time you have stalked. I don't understand, why are you pestering endlessly? "Aunt Wang sighed helplessly.
"The reason is very simple. Looking at the thousands of leeks in the market, only your leek leaves are green and juicy, and the leeks are mellow. Whether it is scrambled eggs or dumplings, it is definitely the best quality. Let me keep the top quality and not buy it." I'd rather not eat it." Shen Ming praised her without flattery, without hypocrisy, and with sincerity, which made Aunt Wang's dominatrix smile.
"Even if you have good eyesight, this doesn't allow me to bargain for you. No matter how much I like you, the rules must not be messed up. I will give you two at most." Aunt Wang said very generously.
"Miss Wang doesn't know something. Bargaining and tasting delicious food are the two major hobbies of this junior. The leeks you gave me naturally show your affection, but the price... is still 20 cents less." All of them took a breath of air.
"Good boy, are you here to tease me on purpose?!" Aunt Wang's good temper has also been polished, and she raised the kitchen knife on the cutting board with one hand, and took off the kitchen knife on the wooden stake with the other, with both knives in her hand. , People block and kill people, Buddhas block and kill Buddhas.
All the passers-by took three steps back to avoid the blood splashing on their gowns, but those who watched the excitement were not too serious, they still refused to leave.
"Tell me! Who sent you here? Is it that damned old Liu?" Aunt Wang felt that someone was deliberately finding fault.
"Why did Miss Wang say that?"
"You think I don't know. You all say something about me behind my back. You say that I am big and round, and I can't get married at such an old age, so you co-operate to exclude me and bully me! You will not be a good person!" The aunt roared with tears in her eyes, and the vendor beside her turned her head away quickly, not daring to admit it.
"Wrong, wrong, wrong, others laugh at you for being too fat, I laugh at others for not being able to see through, virtuous and virtuous, a piece of true love warms people's hearts!" Shen Ming groaned, shaking his hair.
For a moment, Aunt Wang's girlish heart was beating endlessly, as if her first love was being squeamish again. Looking back, Aunt Wang was once a delicate and beautiful chive flower in this vegetable market. At that time, her first love lover came to bargain with her every day, which added to the relationship, but the later stories will not be written.
"Okay!" Aunt Wang swung a kitchen knife and cut the signboard of "No Bargaining" on the booth in half. "Today, for my confidant, I, Aunt Wang, make an exception and let you pay 20 cents!"
"Thank you!" Shen Ming clasped his fists in salute, and weighed 5 catties in one breath, which was a full 1 yuan less!
Shen Ming's victories have made countless customers envious, and there is no second person who can make a dominatrix let go.
Everyone watched Shen Ming leave the vegetable market with a vegetable basket, and then got into the shiny BMW Z4 sports car on the side of the road and drove off.
Finally bought the leeks that he had wanted for a long time, Shen Ming happily called home to claim the credit, "Xiao Yi, I bought leeks, and I will make dumplings for you to eat tonight!"
"You went to the Haitian vegetable market again? Please, can't you just buy it next to your house?" Xiao Yi complained on the phone. Haitian was 10 kilometers away from their villa.
"Yeah, the food here is fresher, and you can enjoy the sea breeze, how comfortable!" Just as Shen Ming was driving and talking on the phone, a staggering old man suddenly walked onto the road on the curb in front.
Shen Ming's speed was a bit fast at that time, but with his sharp reflexes, he braked quickly and stopped in front of the uncle with a distance of 2 meters.
The bald-headed and white-bearded man is wearing a shirt so flowery that the flowers are ashamed, khaki shorts with flip flops, and sunglasses on his face. If he wears a turtle shell and walking stick, he is exactly the same as the turtle fairy in "Dragon Ball".
The old man looked at Shen Ming, and Shen Ming looked back. The old man just fell asleep on the ground slowly.
"Fuck!" Shen Ming cursed.
"What's going on?" Xiao Yi asked nervously on the phone.
"Damn, I met someone who robbed me. The situation is very complicated. I'll tell you later." Shen Ming hastily hung up the phone and walked to the car.
The turtle fairy without a turtle shell just rolled and rolled on the ground. He insisted on coming to the front of the car, and then began to tear his own clothes, hanging some fibers on Shen Ming's license plate screws, and his glasses were also covered by him. Breaking it into pieces with bare hands and throwing it all over the floor, one slipper and one slipper were thrown 2 meters behind him.
The most ruthless thing is that the Guixian people grabbed the lung-shaped exhaust pipe of the BMW Z4 and bumped into the BMW label. The force was so strong that the label was dented, and a blood snake immediately ran along Guixianren's forehead. Just shed.
"Grandpa, you're living on the ropes! Aren't you just extorting money? Is it necessary to fight like this? It's bleeding!" Shen Ming sighed sincerely.
"Young people, when it comes to work, you must love your job, be dedicated, be serious and responsible, and complete 100% of the work with 200% effort, and you must not be careless, so that you can make a career." Guixianren earnestly educated, " You better hurry up and call the police, I will lie here for a while, and call me when the police come."
"Master, it's really your uncle. You just bullied me before I had time to install the driving recorder! I don't believe that there is no fairness and justice in this world. I will call the police now and let the police see your ugly face!" Shen Ming Qi took out his mobile phone and dialed 110. The reason for calling the police was that he had been robbed. The other party tried an old man who was only in his 80s.
Three minutes later, a police car came, looked at the scene, said nothing, and called the brother of the traffic police.
The two mounted policemen looked at the scene, patted Shen Ming on the shoulder and said, "Brother, you are so lucky, you hit someone at a speed of 80 yards, and the old man was only slightly injured."
Shen Ming burst into tears, "Uncle policeman, I was wronged!"