When watching the old man hit the hood of the car with his big bald head, Shen Ming knew that he was a professional toucher. But when the police retrieved the surrounding surveillance video, Shen Ming realized that this old guy was not only a professional, but also "God-Level Touching Porcelain in the City"!
The place where the old man fell was right in the middle of the front and rear surveillance cameras on the road. As a result, the two cameras only captured the old man wanting to cross the road, walking along the road, and Shen Ming making a phone call while moving forward at high speed...
"Don't quibble, it's illegal for you to make a phone call while driving, and you look at what you're wearing? Flip-flop driving, and look at your brake tire marks to prove that you stopped in an emergency brake If you see someone lying down on the road and stop with good intentions, even if you go to court, the judge will sentence you to lose the case.” The traffic policeman advised while taking notes, “Listen to my advice, it’s okay to see you drive a BMW. Not a poor person, even if you are really touching porcelain, you can make a little bit of a big deal out of a small thing. You see, other people’s old man is almost 80 years old. If you really die here, you will be more troublesome. If you are willing to admit that you hit the old man and properly Deal with it, I won't deduct your points today. By the way, are you insured?"
"Uncle Policeman, I haven't had the car for a long time, and I haven't come to buy it yet..." Shen Ming's tears have never been shed. The car was bought by the Feng family when Shen Ming was the most destitute. Ten thousand yuan was spent on them for nothing, and then they ran around the world, and the chances of driving at home were extremely rare, so naturally they forgot such trivial things as buying insurance.
It's good now, she was touched, and Shen Ming, who knew the truth, shed tears.
"Hey, you're really stingy, so I can't help you. You can discuss it with the old man yourself." The traffic police uncle had the word "stupid pen" written on his face, but he didn't say it out of his mouth.
Shen Ming could only squat in front of the car, looked at Gui Xianren and said politely, "Master, what's your name?"
"The young man is quite polite. My surname is Xun, and my name is Jinyin." Uncle Xun Jinyin smiled with narrowed eyes.
"Grandpa, your name has exposed everything. Did you build it? But don't look at me driving a BMW. In fact, I am poor. Now I live on the relief of my girlfriend. I only have the 128 yuan left over from the grocery shopping just now. Mao, there is 1 yuan in it, I paid back the price for 7 days to get it, I don’t want a dime, I will give it all to you, let’s just forget it, shall we?” Shen Ming begged.
"Young man is really sincere, then I will lie down for a while, and you can keep this car." Xun Jinyin said hehe.
"Grandpa, let me go to your uncle, you are too dark, right? My car is a million dollars smaller, and I have to repair the sticker that was dented by you. Now the 4S shop is so dark, God knows I will be slaughtered How much is it. Please do me a favor, I still have two bags of rice in the trunk, I'll give it to you together, so please let me go!" Shen Ming saluted with fists in his hands.
"Actually, I didn't mean to take advantage of you on purpose. You bumped into me because I was desperate. If the young man can kindly reward me with a bite of food and take me in for two days, I won't take any money." Looking for gold and silver to Shen Ming drew a path.
"Is this true?" Shen Ming was startled.
"really."
"really?"
"really."
"Okay, I don't have any money, but the problem of food can be solved." Shen Ming finally got over his troubles, hurriedly greeted the uncle to get into the car, and drove away.
In the car, Shen Ming took out the medicine kit and wanted to treat the wound on the forehead of the uncle, but the uncle did not bother Shen Ming to do it. He took out the alcohol briquettes, disinfected and wiped the blood, and sprayed some medicine to help the wound heal. For the medicine, I put gauze on it by myself, and the skillful technique can be seen as a professional at a glance.
"Master Xun, is it a good risk to do your business?" Shen Ming asked while driving.
"Which line of business is safe to do now? It's just the officials sitting in the government building and the discipline inspection committee watching over them." Xun Jinyin was also very talkative.
"It's true, but you are so old, and if you still do this, no one in your family will object?" Shen Ming said the truth, he doesn't really hate the old man of Pengci, and even thinks he is a bit pitiful. Imagine being a respectable old man with a happy family full of children and grandchildren, who would come out to find a car to hit him
"Oh, I get a headache when I mention those little beasts." Uncle Xun is indeed an old man with a story, "To tell you the truth, my family has quite a lot of children. I remember supporting each other when life was hard, and respecting each other as guests through thick and thin." Later, I caught up with the good times of reform and opening up. The life I saw was the same day by day, and it became better and better, but the children were intriguing. My old bones are already 78, and most of them are buried in the ground. But they make a fuss, and it really breaks my heart." Uncle Xun beat his chest and stomped his feet, almost crying.
"Master Xun, don't be sad. The brat is disobedient. Just hang him up and give him a beating. If you really can't do it, let's have a few more while you're young. Seeing how you hit the head of the car just now, you can live at least another 20 years." Shen Ming wasn't trying to make the old man happy, this old liar was indeed strong and strong, he didn't look like a 78-year-old man at all.
"Hey, if my group of bastards were half as sensible as your little brother, I wouldn't have to bother so much." Uncle Xun looked at Shen Ming with a particularly warm look, "I haven't known your name yet after chatting for so long."
"My name is Shen Ming."
"Brother Shen, it is fate that you and I met, and I feel very kind to you. Otherwise, you can recognize me as a foster father! I will teach you all my skills, what do you think?" Uncle Xun thought. Clear the way.
Suddenly, Shen Ming slammed on the brakes and stopped the car on the side of the road, his face that was still smiling just now turned as cold as iron, "My friend, tell me, who sent you here?"
"Brother Shen, where did you say that?" Uncle Xun asked in a daze.
"Just now, I could just think of you as an ordinary old man whose family had the misfortune to come out to survive, but when you took the ID card in my wallet to confirm my identity, the state changed." Shen Ming said. He took out the pistol next to the car seat, and put his fingers against Uncle Xun's forehead.
If it were an ordinary person, they would probably be scared to pee by being pointed at like this, but Uncle Xun was not afraid to laugh back, "Brother Shen is really powerful. I am very satisfied with your vigilance, and no one can detect my tricks."
"Let's talk nonsense, a pickpocket has to pick a piece of wool, raise your hand." Shen Ming ordered, and Mr. Xun obeyed. With his raised hands, Shen Ming's ID card was held in the palm of his right hand, and Shen Ming snatched it away. "Continuing our previous topic, who sent you here?"
"Brother Shen, don't look at me like this. After living for so long, I really don't have anyone to give orders to me. I know you. It was introduced by a friend of mine. I'm looking for you, because I need your help." Uncle Xun also became more frank.
"Since you didn't come to Pengci, I'm sorry, the office is closed now and won't take jobs. You'd better invite Gao Ming to get off the bus for me now." Shen Ming was not in the mood to listen to the old man's work at all.
"That can't be done. It's hard to find the right person. How can you just give up? Otherwise, you can shoot me in the head?" Uncle Xun put his head on Shen Ming's muzzle with his bald head. .
"Are you really not afraid of death?" Shen Ming has already revealed a strong killing intent. This is a sense of oppression that can make vicious dogs shut up. Most people have already been scared to the ground, but Uncle Xun in front of him is unmoved .
When Shen Ming was suddenly puzzled, he suddenly felt that the semi-automatic pistol in his hand was wrong, "It became lighter?!"
Shen Ming quickly disassembled the trigger in front of Mr. Xun, only to find that the metal firing pin of the pistol had turned into a half toothpick. Using this thing as the firing pin, even if Shen Ming pulled the trigger, he could not trigger the primer of the bullet. , can't kill people.
"How did you do it?" Shen Ming was stunned, and for the first time found that his vision could not keep up with other people's hand speed.
"It's me who should be surprised. After removing the firing pin, I made a toothpick of equal weight to avoid your intuition, but it was still discovered... You must know that the weight difference between the toothpick and the firing pin is only 2 grams. Can you feel this difference in weight?" Uncle Xun was truly astonished.
"Well, looking at your unique skills, I probably guessed who introduced you to me...it must be that girl Qiangwei." Looking back on his short life, Shen Ming can be called a predestined relationship with robbers. Yes, this is the international thief who once made friends in Paradise Lost.
When Shen Ming said the name Qiangwei, his phone rang, and Shen Ming turned on the speakerphone.
"Honey, miss me?" Qiangwei's voice was still so sweet and charming.
"Think why you are not dead yet?" Shen Ming was not polite to the woman who left him to escape alone.
"It seems that you are still holding grudges against me for leaving your affairs behind. My friend, the situation is urgent, and I have no choice but to survive." Qiangwei sort of explained.
"I understand, but Cang Lan died after that." Shen Mingyou thought of the brother who sold chrysanthemums to help him.
"I'm sorry." Qiangwei apologized sincerely.
"Forget it, you didn't kill the person, but what do you mean by causing trouble for me now?" Shen Ming said unhappy.
"It's not troublesome, but to introduce business to you. The person next to you is not an ordinary Porcelain Master. The old gold and silver hunters are well-known in the world of thieves, as long as they are in this line of work, they should be honored." Thief'." Qiangwei introduced this old man with admiration.
"Hehe, stealing things is really out of character." Shen Ming said disdainfully.
"Anyway, Shen Ming, I hope you can help find the old senior, so just treat it as me begging you, okay?" Qiangwei begged bitterly.
"Give me a reason to intervene." Shen Ming sighed helplessly.
"Just because I called you a friend, and you didn't refuse, is that okay?" Qiangwei also understood that this man might be able to kill thousands of people without expression, but he still couldn't avoid being called a "friend".
"Oh, you won." Shen Ming looked at the old man in front of him, and hung up the phone helplessly.