If it were normal, it would be more grand to recognize the father and seek gold and silver. Generally, you have to find a high-end hotel to set up a place, invite your uncles on the road, and other brothers and sisters, kneel down three times and kowtow nine times according to the ancient method, wear red belt and silver, pour tea and toast.
Sometimes the opera troupe will be invited to perform on stage, and in the countryside, there will be a flowing banquet.
However, in special circumstances, everything should be kept simple. After Xun Jinyin drank Shen Ming's toast, he took out a red envelope and handed it to Shen Ming, "Come, come, give your father a gift."
"Could it be my own wallet again?" Shen Ming smiled.
"How can you be so stingy, let's see." Xun Jinyin pretended to be mysterious.
Shen Ming unceremoniously opened the red envelope face to face, and inside was a copper longevity lock.
"Every one of my children is named after a piece of jewelry. I think you are talented and talented, so I will call you 'Bronze Lock'!" Xun Jinyin decided so happily.
"Hey, hello, hello, talent and intelligence, extraordinary skills have something to do with 'Bronze Lock'?" Shen Ming's brows twitched. Look at the gift from this stingy old man, even if it is a silver lock, it is actually a copper one!
"I have worshiped my adoptive father, and I will change my words in the future. If you want to call me 'Daddy' now, you must listen to what Daddy says, otherwise, according to the family rules, there will be three tricks and six holes, five thunders."
"Hey, you are really my good father, how do you want to kill me after only a few seconds?" Shen Ming patted his knees and stood up.
"These rules are old dogma, I just said it casually, you don't have to take it seriously." Xun Jinyin got up and walked to the kitchen, "Don't look at my age, I am also very trendy, and young people nowadays Those who have their own thinking and are completely obedient are other people's children, and my children only need to have a decent character."
"They're all thieves, how can we talk about character?" Xiao Yi asked curiously.
"Thieves also have a thief's conscience. Everyone with me knows that there are 'three don'ts', 'three don'ts', and 'three don'ts'. Don't steal for fun, don't steal for small businesses; don't steal for those who are destitute, don't steal for those who have nowhere to go, don't steal for orphans and widows; Relatives and friends will not lie." Looking for gold and silver said clearly.
"Stealing and cheating... is there a difference?" Shen Ming also entered the world of thieves for the first time.
"Of course there is. During my career in the rivers and lakes, I have divided my business into six sections: stealing, stealing, stealing, cheating, cheating, and acting. Stealers take things close to their bodies; stealers snatch them from the front; stealers slip through doors and pick locks ;The liar cheats and blackmails people; Yin said that he had come to the counter in the kitchen, "Qiangwei said that your lockpicking skills are first-rate."
"I have learned it before, and my skills are average." Shen Ming said modestly.
"Try to open this." Xun Jinyin threw a U-shaped lock over, and Shen Ming took it, pulled out a section of iron wire from the waistband of his trousers, poked it in and clicked it twice, and the lock was unlocked. It took only 2 hours. second.
"A master!" Xun Jinyin admired.
"It's okay. I haven't practiced for a long time. I'm very unfamiliar. In fact, I'm better at opening the handcuffs." Shen Ming twisted his fingers and said.
"Okay, let's try again." Looking for gold and silver, like a magician, he threw over a weird wooden lockset. This thing is like a cube made of wood, and there is not even a keyhole that can be poked. .
"What is this?" Shen Ming asked in surprise.
"48 square locks, a type of Kong Ming lock."
"Aren't you cheating on me? This is a child's toy." Shen Ming has never learned how to drive such a thing.
"The thief can't choose the lock he faces. Whether it's a child's toy or the combination lock of a safe, the only thing he needs to do is to open it in the shortest time." Xun Jinyin said while pouring a bag of flour on the ground. On the table, a flour circle was placed, water was poured into the middle, and two eggs were beaten.
"What are you going to do?" Shen Ming asked.
"Didn't you want to make dumplings? The stuffing is ready, and the noodles are ready to be kneaded indifferently. See clearly." Xun Jinyin smiled slightly, took a stride in front of the desk, rolled up his sleeves, and spun his hands back and forth in the water , hydrated with the egg and rotated in the flour circle, like a mixer, quickly scraped the flour on the surrounding flour circle into the water, mixed into a slurry, and then changed from a slurry to a solid.
"People of the Celestial Dynasty pay attention to training their muscles, bones, skin, and breathing inside. What is Qi? In fact, Qi is also strength. It is an extension of strength. Those who are good at using strength can use Qi as a weapon to attack places that cannot be touched. , can also make the force spread and act on a larger surface, such as the Tongbeiquan, Qishangquan, Qinggong water drifting, etc. that we are familiar with. But for us, Qi is more of an exploration, a tactile Extension. Western society likes to call this "supernatural power". As long as the force can be effectively diffused, Qi can become your eyes, your hands, your ears, your nose, and perceive a wider world than usual Just like at this moment, I just stir the water, but the air has penetrated the water lines, turned into invisible hands, and blended the flour into it." Xun Jinyin explained the knowledge patiently, and a dough had already appeared on the table. During this time, not a single drop of water leaked out, and there was not a single grain of flour that was not in the dough. The time was just right, and Shen Ming's eyes were straightened.
"How did you do it?" Shen Ming couldn't explain all this with science.
""Qi Jin Jue", I have studied "Qi Jin Jue" with my master for 10 years, and I have studied for 30 years to reach the state I am today." Looking for gold and silver can be said to have lived and learned.
"Then how long can I learn?" Shen Ming asked curiously.
"1 day because we're leaving tomorrow."
"You are really lazy when you are a father. I was a little sloppy in toasting. You also give me a discount for teaching?" Nine are all deceitful, the remaining masters are either passed down or died, if you want to learn real kung fu, you may have to jump off a cliff to see if Brother Diao can help you.
Shen Ming's melee combat is a shortcoming. Although it is good to have Ni Lin to open and hang, it is a pity that he is only a real man for 15 minutes. Once the timeout expires, you will immediately fall into a passive position, and you will be killed 100% by the remaining blood, so it is very useful to learn some practical melee skills.
"Kung fu is about talent. If you don't have enough talent, you can only be a bastard for a lifetime. If you have enough talent, you can become a master without a teacher. Anyway, I will work hard today to teach you. Learn, how much you can learn depends on how talented you are." Xun Jinyin stroked his beard and smiled.
"I suddenly remembered..." Xiao Yi frowned and said, "The old man didn't wash his hands after touching the chopping board! I wouldn't even eat that dough..."
Ever since, Shen Ming spent the whole afternoon torturing eggs and flour, consuming 3 bags of 10-jin flour, and finally mastered his father's skill of kneading dough without touching the flour , It took another two hours to learn to beat the water surface into a uniform batter within the specified time. This talent has already made Xun Jinyin ashamed. You must know that it took him a whole year to knead the batter...
"It seems that you are the peerless genius that is often said in movies..." Xun Jinyin praised with a smile.
"What kind of genius, that's right, hurry up and make dumplings! Wan'er is coming back!" Watching the meeting between the old and the young, Xiao Yi sat by herself making dumplings, not only Wan'er, but also Called Huang Yibo, who is rich, to come back for dinner. Wangcai can eat more than a catty alone, and Xiao Yi's hands are sore, which is just enough for him to eat alone.
"Coming!" Shen Ming smiled and dropped the batter in front of him, and ran over to help. Looking at the happy appearance of Shen Ming and Xiao Yi together, Xun Jinyin suddenly felt that if his children could really enjoy and cherish the tranquility like them, maybe he would not be forced to send the jade medal back to the country. Bar
At night, it was another happy meal. Xun Jinyin seemed to be as kind and kind to everyone as the grandfather next door except for Shen Ming, and gave Wan'er a bottle of Chanel's high-end limited edition perfume as a meeting gift, which made her happy It's been a long time, but the anti-theft magnetic strip on the perfume has not been removed. God knows how he got it out of the mall
After learning that Shen Ming and Xiao Yi were going on another mission tomorrow, Wan'er didn't miss her at all, she held her grandfather's hand gratefully and almost cried. The reason is nothing more than that my brother and sister-in-law are too noisy. If I leave well, I can sleep well for a few days with clean ears and save my dark circles.
In the early morning of the next day, Xun Jinyin and Shen Ming set off first, and their destination was Shanghai. According to the plan, Xun Jinyin will first bring Shen Ming directly into the group and introduce him to other brothers and sisters.
And Xiao Yi will join the team in another way. Of course, on the bright side, they will play two people who are completely strangers. For them who have long been accustomed to acting, this is not too difficult.
It wasn't until boarding the flight to Shanghai that Shen Ming asked curiously, "By the way, father, how much money have you made after working for so many years? Tell me."
"Guess." Xun Jinyin smiled but did not answer.
"Why is there 100 million?" Shen Ming guessed.
"Actually, it's only 10,000." Xun Jinyin raised a finger.
"You're kidding me, how is it possible?" Shen Ming couldn't believe it.
"Haven't you heard of it? You can't buy property by stealing, and you can't hide money by stealing. In our business, the most taboo thing is to have a lot of money. When we have money, we almost spend it as quickly as possible. I always keep only 10,000 yuan in my activities. Funds, only in this way can we continue to study skills and enthusiasm for work, and earn money if we don’t have enough money.” Seeking gold and silver is really educating children like a father.
"Understood, even if you steal, you have to steal it with force, right?" Shen Ming said hehe.