As predicted by the Prophet, when the Thunder Eel strategic nuclear submarine sank to the waters of 1100 meters at the limit speed, four Tomahawk cruise missiles had already flown above the sea surface, and four high-explosive warheads exploded on the sea surface at the same time like a mushroom cloud Like water column, turbulent flow formed, even the thunder eel strategic nuclear submarine on the seabed was swayed by the shock wave.
But in the end, Thunder Eel managed to escape the sight of the world, and it would be as difficult to find it as a needle in a haystack.
A few minutes after the prophet captured the thunder eel and disappeared, in the top-secret meeting room of the first camp of the Nirvana camp, a largest-scale 3D imaging video conference began. Except for Kaos and another camp leader—angel, the others Participants are all Nirvana camp liaisons in various countries of the world.
However, their identities are only known to the Nirvana camp, so their images have also undergone technical processing to avoid being known to each other.
But the characters displayed after processing are too cute, the general of the Chinese dynasty has become a rabbit, the contact person of the United States is a bald eagle, the Russian one is a big furry bear, the Japanese one is a short-legged chicken, sorry it is a crane …
When all the animals were present, a meeting of the greatest importance in history began.
The first one to speak was Bald Eagle Sauce, "I believe everyone knows that one of our nuclear fish boats was hijacked by that stinky shameless Prophet, and he also slaughtered all the Kitty Eagle Sauces on our boat. report!"
All the animal representatives had black lines hanging from the corners of their brows. Knowing that the owls were vicious, they launched four cruise missiles, killing all the fish within a kilometer radius, even if there were dead bodies on the fishing boat prepared by the Prophet. Was it gasified by them too? "Revenge is just a boring slogan. What we need to know now is why there is no data about the nuclear fish on the receipt that Yingjiang gave us, even though everyone said they would report their nuclear power to each other?" The big bear was the first to find out.
"The thunder eel belongs to my Yingjiang family's experimental weapon. Of course, I can't tell you as a standing force. Would you tell me what color underwear your wife wears?"
"You will equip it with 240 high-yield hydrogen warheads for the experimental hull? Do you want to experiment with how the earth is destroyed?" the rabbit who turned into a general couldn't stand it.
"Don't be impatient, everyone, it's pointless to argue about these things now." The foot pot chicken (it's actually a crane!) came out and became a peacemaker for a while.
"I haven't talked about you yet, come out to scold me. Our satellite signals show that their fishing boats are separated from your whaling boats. The prophets are hiding on your boats these days. Didn't it be agreed that all countries will Do you want to strictly check your own ships, vehicles and flying equipment?" The rabbit looked at the chicken in the pot (actually it was a crane!) and became angry.
"That's a scientific research ship and we don't have too many restrictions." The foot pot chicken looked sideways.
"Everyone, don't make a fuss, it's as unsightly as a group of P." John Bull, representing the United Kingdom, said, "Let Yingjiang release the detailed data about the thunder eel now, so that everyone can find a way to deal with it."
"To put it simply, the Thunder Eel is very stupid, and the steel-wood missiles on it are even worse. The current known technical level of various countries treats them as scum with only five combat effectiveness, and it is impossible to intercept them." Even at this moment, the Bald Eagle It's also a dick-like style.
"What the hell, you don't care if we stop it or not, the data is announced, so at least we can still prepare!" Big Bear said angrily.
"Since you are begging me sincerely, I will reluctantly tell you something." The bald eagle is also forced to help, "The stealth depth and combat depth of the thunder eel are very dark, and the steel-wood ballistic missile is very far away. The bullet speed is very fast, and the latest stealth technology is installed in it, so it is very quiet, even if you drive directly into your ship, you will not be able to detect it at all."
"My God, you are a fairy, this is the data of the door, what we want is the technical parameters and equipment weaknesses, as long as we have these, my big Hans country industry guarantees that we can develop a targeted defense strategy within seven days!" Hans Meow slapped the table and stood up.
"Yes, as long as Dad publishes the data, I will be able to come up with a strategy in 5 days from the Japanese military industry. After all, our Japanese country has a culture of working overtime." The foot pot chicken said.
"Hehe, are you actually talking about overtime culture in front of my Great Heavenly Dynasty? We Chinese people are workaholics who can treat shifts as lovers. They are crazy people who need to eat 6 yuan Malatang 13 times. Look at the Apple mobile phone. Just now After an hour of announcing the appearance, I, Huaqiangbei, have already been out of the cottage! As long as Yingjiang announces the data, it will be released within 24 hours at most!" Rabbit patted his chest and said.
"You guys are fucking kidding me. The Thunder Eel submarine is the key to our Bald Eagle country's world domination. You let us announce it, can you still have fun? Get out, don't talk about how cocky 240 nuclear warheads are, Even if the earth is blown back and forth twice, we must maintain the ability to dominate the world, and in the end of the world, we must be number one in the world!" Bald eagles are like stones in a latrine, smelly, hard and salty.
"Everyone, it's meaningless to discuss these things now. Even if the nuclear warheads carried by the steel and wood are intercepted outside the atmosphere, the radioactive substances released after detonation will bring a devastating blow to the species on the earth. In the future, everyone will never care about the smog again. The plutonium breathed into the body can directly kill us, and nuclear winter is more terrifying than nuclear bombs." Kaos reminded confidently.
"I didn't say you, you really spoke up! Why are we in such trouble now, isn't it because of your management problems? If the prophet hadn't escaped, would we be beeping here?" Bald Eagle Sauce changed the subject. They came here to be good players, obviously they lost the nuclear black fish, and they refused to share the data, but they pushed the responsibility to others. This is their universal value, great!
"We will not shirk the responsibility belonging to the Nirvana camp, but do you think it is time to pursue responsibility?" The angel successfully diverted the topic away from the Nirvana camp. The other giant in charge of the Nirvana camp is not Bai. The gray-haired old man is not a strong man like Kaos, but a young girl who looks to be in her early 20s. Her long straight black hair can be used in a shampoo advertisement, and her fair skin is paired with a white jumpsuit. The long skirt itself has a kind of magic that makes people calm down and enjoy the gaze slowly, "The prophet only left us 24 hours, and now 2 hours have passed. I believe everyone has read about his plan." Yes, what he wants at the moment is that everyone acknowledges the existence of this plan and is willing to sit down and discuss with each other. The specific place for the discussion and the time limit for the discussion are not specified. My suggestion is that everyone can agree first and postpone it. They use the time of steel and wood to buy time for the world, once our Nirvana locks their position, we will naturally take action."
"Absolutely not, Smecta!" Without waiting for the other bosses to speak, Beibang, with a red heart printed on his chest and a green helmet on his head, shouted, "Our nuclear bombs were all worked hard under the guidance of the great leader Jin Sanpang. The results of research and research have condensed all the hard work of our great leader Jin Sanpang, and our leader Jin Sanpang has stayed up all night and lost weight. We believe that all imperialism is a paper tiger! No matter how threatened, it will not let We gave up our belief in embracing nuclear bombs! Even if it’s just a delay, we will never agree!”
Everyone had black lines on their faces, and Nan Bang couldn't sit still and said, "Yes, yes, you are the most amazing, your heavenly saints can tear tanks with bare hands, use stones to fly planes, learn mathematics, physics and chemistry at the age of 3, and assemble them at the age of 5." The satellite has been sent to the sky. I heard that he has no chrysanthemums, so he doesn't need to go to the toilet."
"Xiba! Nanbang! Do you want to die? Do you want to taste the power of our million cannons shooting at Seoul?!" Beibang rose from the poker table.
"Daddy, save me!" Nan Bang finished his task, and immediately looked at Ying Jiang with teary eyes.
"What kind of people are these..." Kaos and the angel shook their heads together and sighed.
"Don't talk nonsense, the current situation is that the prophet is trying to trick us all. It's so simple and there are no strings attached. As long as we see our sincerity, it is actually a lie." The bald eagle didn't want to control himself The teaser is better than his son, and finally brought the topic back to the main topic, "This is a process like falling in love. First, you only hold hands, nothing; then you only touch your breasts, but you don't touch your breasts; then you only touch your breasts, not your legs; In the end, I just put it in and never move it, it's all a fucking lie, a lie!"
"Dad, you are so familiar with this process! My child's admiration for you is like a torrential river, and it's like the Yellow River flooding, out of control!" Foot Pot Chicken (it's actually a crane!) hastily flattered.
"I can't go on talking. Have you thought about what you are going to face? The prophet is not joking. Once a threatening attack occurs, you will have to pay the lives of thousands of people." The angel reminded emphatically.
"No, no, I don't have so many people in Pyongyang, and there are air-raid shelters everywhere, so it's not too troublesome to rebuild if it's smashed." Bei Bang said hehe.
"Let me express what everyone is thinking. In fact, our superiors did not predict the crisis enough. Everyone is betting that the prophet will not dare to launch such a destructive weapon against our country. I believe he really dares to make an enemy of the world. It’s like two racers fighting a car, whoever turns the steering wheel first will lose.” The general who turned into a rabbit spoke out the feelings of everyone.
"If you all think so, then our Nirvana camp can only do our best to help you through this difficulty, but please remember, if any civilian is killed, it will be due to your arrogance today .” Kaos let go.
"It's all about this, so let's withdraw it first. Things in the country are getting worse recently, and the bank has no money. I want to print money. Rabbit sauce, do you want fresh U.S. debt? It's still hot!" Bald Eagle Sauce said.
"Buy you to be paralyzed." After finishing speaking, the rabbit went offline.
"Tch, no sincerity, son, I heard recently that you have a lot of money." Bald Eagle Sauce looked at the foot pot chicken (actually it was a crane!).
"Dad, don't look at me like that, my ass is tight!" The chicken was about to cry.