"'Human-shaped cow' really doesn't regard itself as an outsider, but it's only staying for 20 days. Does this posture move everything except the house?" Xiao Yi stood at the gate, with all kinds of packaged goods piled up in front of her. Like a mountain, I dare to say that the "SB" minivan just now was full of city couriers delivered by Sunny alone.
After signing for the receipt, Li Goudan, who was almost scared to shit, got into the car and ran away with a few colleagues.
"I didn't expect that the target's whereabouts would be exposed on the first day of accepting the job. If I were a professional killer, I would know where she is by just checking the source of goods, and it would be very dangerous in the future." Shen Ming sighed with his hands on his hips.
"Do you really believe that there are professional killers?" Xiao Yi is still a little skeptical, after all, this is a character that only appears in movies.
"Believe it or not, I used to deal with them often, and sometimes I would be a professional killer. The world is too big, and there are all kinds of birds. Imagine that you learn a skill in the army and drive thousands of cars every day. Wan’s equipment gallops on the battlefield, and it’s bloody. After returning to the city, he will be fined for spitting everywhere, and can only drive excavators to make money. Instead of doing this, it’s better to do some exciting and skilled work and enjoy a luxurious life. .” Shen Ming knows these people too well, they are the most terrifying hidden danger in this world.
"Based on your past experience, is the professional killer good this time?" Xiao Yi became inexplicably nervous.
"There are generally three types of killers, close-up assassination for thrills; sniping with a gun for efficiency; accidental assassination for perfection.
Those who play exciting are good at melee combat, camouflage, stalking, disguise, and absconding; those who play efficient marksmanship are extraordinary, and those who play unexpected things... are the most dangerous.
The skills and actions of this kind of killer are difficult to capture. They can enjoy their prey dying in the trap while drinking coffee, and they can also pretend to be rescuers to give the target a fatal blow. Complete tasks without leaving home.
I would rather fight with 4 stimulating killers in close quarters, and shoot at 2 snipers from a distance, than face an accidental perfectionist killer.
Unfortunately, according to the information given to me by Director Zhao, this is the last one. "
"You know it's so dangerous and still take it?" Xiao Yi asked in surprise.
"I can't help it. Who told me to owe you money? You think I'm addicted to eating grass? If I don't pay you back soon, I'll be a cow in a month or so." Shen Ming looked at Xiao Yi beside him resentfully.
"Another way of saying it I like to hear." Xiao Yi took out a hundred-yuan bill.
"As the saying goes, if I don't go to hell, who will go to hell? The motherland has trained me for so many years. How can I be worthy of my ancestors if I shrink back when encountering difficulties? Go up when there are difficulties, and go up when there are no difficulties. This is the true nature of a man." Shen Ming patted his chest and said.
"I just like those of you who have retired. You have no money, you pretend to be aggressive, and you can talk." Xiao Yi tipped another 100, and Shen Ming was finally able to upgrade the 20-day food from steamed buns to steamed buns!
"Have all my things arrived? SB Express is so sloppy that it left all my treasures at the intersection. You must call and complain to them!" While speaking, Qing Tian had already changed into her pajamas, which she thought was pajamas , the small lace sling only has fabric on the chest and crotch, and the other parts are connected with lace, just like the mosaic effect on the part of the fruit girl on TV.
"Sister, can you put on some clothes before coming out?" Xiao Yi was ashamed for her, and two or three office workers who passed by saw her and hit the electric pole.
"Don't question my sister's clothes, my taste, a muscular girl like you won't understand." Qingtian shook his head disdainfully and greeted a passerby with a smile, and the kid went straight into the trash can, "Don't say that Too many, move all my babies in!"
"No, none of them can enter the house before checking the records." Shen Ming said firmly.
"By the way, these are all my personal belongings, do you really want to see one?" Qing Tian said impatiently.
"Packet bombs are very popular abroad. Do you think we like to watch them? Are our lives worthless?" Xiao Yi said impatiently.
Although Xiao Yi used the word "we" to define the work of checking mail, she did wear a gas mask and hid behind the explosion-proof glass shield like Sunny Tian, watching Shen Ming check the packages one by one.
"Hey, hey, is it necessary to stand so far away?" Shen Ming said helplessly, holding a small cardboard box and looking at Xiao Yi, who was 6 meters away and planned to close the door at any time.
"Come on, we support you mentally!" Xiao Yi smirked under the mask, there is no way, it is Shen Ming who taught her that there are hundreds of toxins in the world that can kill people in 2 seconds, and you don't need to swallow them at all , touch it, or breathe it, or even get close to it, and it will die.
The increasingly developed express delivery has also brought a renovation to the killer industry. Now many professional killers like express delivery methods, such as mailing bombs or highly toxic elements. It only costs 22 yuan to easily get the target's life. If it succeeds, there will be a text message reminder." Your package has been signed for."
Shen Ming held it carefully, including checking the outer packaging, as well as the smell, weight, etc., doing a job like a scanner and a police dog.
Originally, this was the most dangerous job, but in the past, when they encountered dangerous and suspicious objects, they would just throw a C4 there and blow them up to the sky. Bodyguards are indeed much more dangerous than killing people.
When Shen Ming opened every package, he was fighting with his life, but the result of the battle was very speechless...
"A box of... vibrating eggs, 6 wireless ones, 13 wired ones; a box... vibrators, ranging from Asian versions to African versions; a box... double-headed dicks, what the hell is this!" Xiao Xiao, who took the record Yi was angry.
"Some customers not only like to penetrate, but also like to be penetrated. I am a professional peripheral queen. Of course, I must meet the various needs of customers." Qingtian said confidently.
"The next one!" Xiao Yi picked up the notebook with an angry look, but when she saw what she was holding, her eyes were bloodshot, "Dolphin vibrator?! You pervert! You won't let go of such a cute animal! And it's so big! Can you fit it in?"
"Is your head out of line? This is what I use to massage my shoulders." Sunny Tian snatched the dolphin massager, no, it was a massager, and turned on the switch to massage her shoulders.
From morning to dusk, Shen Ming and Xiao Yi finally counted a bunch of packages. Xiao Yi watched too many anti-human props, and felt that she was back to the days of watching action movies in a small room, but she didn't vomit, so she had grown up.
Fortunately, there were no toxins, bugs, or bombs in these packages, so they were considered safe.
"You are quite special, why do you buy work supplies in boxes by boxes?" Shen Ming asked exhaustedly, sitting on the sofa and eating buns.
"Boy, you don't understand this. If you buy it this way, you can pick up the goods at the dealer's price. Not only is it cheaper, but you can also get a refund or replacement if it breaks." Sunny Tian ate the sushi set meal he ordered, and of course the little brother who delivered the goods also agreed. Experienced the treatment of a pistol to the brain, "Things like lubricating fluid are often used. Not only can they be used during sex, some with moisturizing functions can also be used to wipe the body and have the effect of skin care."
"Just blow it up? Can you still eat it?" Xiao Yi bought a set of pancakes and fruit, and added two eggs extravagantly.
"Yes, this aloe vera lubricant is edible, and I use it often." Sunny Tian picked up a small green bottle and introduced.
"Tch, you are capable... Shen Ming! What are you doing?" Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Shen Ming and took a sip from the same small bottle.
"Just try it, it tastes good, a bit like jelly." As a man who eats grass habitually, it is his survival instinct to develop more spare ingredients, "Do you want this?" Shen Mingjiang had already licked the bottle cap The liquid was handed to Sunny Sky.
"No need, I have quite a lot, you like to keep it for eating." Qingtian frowned awkwardly. She had seen all kinds of perverted men, but she was still disgusted by this man who ate lubricating fluid.
On the other side, in the interrogation room of the Municipal Public Security Bureau, the murderous young man who hadn't eaten dinner was handcuffed behind his back on a metal chair with both hands and feet. Seeing his leisurely look, he is already very familiar with this set of procedures.
Just in the past 4 days, he has been interrogated almost in turn except for sleeping and shitting. Although this kid is from the Japanese country, he can speak Chinese fluently, and he likes to speak it. He almost knows everything without saying anything. But there was no useful confession at all.
Today's interrogation is destined to be different from usual, because the person sitting opposite him is Director Zhao himself.
"Kudo Kaneda Kazumos (→_→), do you know what crime you have committed?" Director Zhao asked calmly.
"I know, the crime of gathering people for adultery. I read your law books recently. It turns out that you still have such primitive and backward laws. You must know that in nature, a male lion has the right to have sex in front of all the lionesses. For another example, the chimpanzee that is closest to us also has a group of brides..." The young man who was "a famous detective possessed by the soul" was frothing, and kept imitating it with his handcuffed hands, trying to make his explanation clear and clear. .
"That's enough, stop talking about such useless things to me, you committed murder! That dead girl must have been strangled to death by your own hands!" Director Zhao roared angrily.
"Murder? Yeah yeah, you must have made a mistake." Kudo chuckled, "At most I found a few girls to have sex with, but I didn't kill anyone. The one who died was a sudden heart attack. Didn’t it appear in your autopsy report?”
"It seems that you are very aware of everything that happened outside..." Director Zhao said very seriously, "We have checked your details. In the past 3 years, you have been involved in 6 female deaths in Japan, and those were prostitutes. In the end, either the body was destroyed or the witness disappeared mysteriously or died unexpectedly, resulting in insufficient evidence and you were acquitted. Say, how many killers did you hire to clear you of suspicion?"
"Assassin? I was caught by you directly from the hotel. How could I have a chance to hire some killer? I think you have misunderstood, but old man, do you believe that there are monsters in the world?" Kudo suddenly showed a cold face smile, "In our Japanese country, there is a monster called 'Bei Bin Ling', he will follow you from birth, like a curse, he protects you from the harm of the world, but also curses you to make you I can't live normally. I seem to be a man with a bound spirit... "