Jingle bell~~
At this moment, a communication call came over, and Xiaozheng Tai Xia Hai answered the call expertly.
"Hi, Xia Hai, what are you doing?"
"Baby, I'm thinking of you."
"Bah, scumbag, you also said this to Ruth in the next class."
"What's the matter, I only said this to a girl of you. If I lie, my dad will be thundered by the sky."
"Why didn't you get hit by five thunders?"
"If I were hacked to death, who would love you and take care of you."
"Hehe, you know that rhetoric is coming to lie to me."
"Baby, how could I lie to you? I remember that there is a lollipop next to the kindergarten. Let's eat together at noon tomorrow. You know, I haven't seen you for a long time."
"good."
……
Hearing these words, Nangong Wu, Su Mei, Jiang Yaru and the others twitched their mouths. How many little girls did it take to become so proficient, talking sweet words seemed to have become instinct, and they came along.
"Mom, give me some money, tomorrow I am going to date my girlfriend."
Xiaozheng Taixia Hai blinked her eyes and reached out to Su Mei for money.
"Go on, no money."
Su Mei patted Xiao Zhengtai's hand. She was only a few years old and knew she was going on a date with her girlfriend.
Xia Hai blinked his eyes: "Mom, help me transfer to a kindergarten tomorrow. I saw a little girl in a kindergarten next to her who is very cute, with big eyes and ponytails. I want to get to know her."
"Don't even think about it, study hard for me. I'm only a few years old, and I want to fall in love early."
Su Mei said angrily.
……
At this moment, on top of a big mountain, a little boy wearing crotch pants is standing on the top of the mountain, showing a look of sorrow.
"Sister, you have to remember that these little kids are all over. They have no interest at all. They are either fighting all day or playing everywhere, or they are picking up girls. Only your eldest brother can be mature and stable. It seems that this home will still be Rely on me, Xia Yu." Xia Yu stood with his hand in his hand, looking old-fashioned.
"But eldest brother, my mother said that you were very naughty when you were three years old. Riding around Uncle Kunpeng, I don't know how much things have been ruined at home." The three-year-old Lori Xia Ling blinked her eyes.
"Hmph, you also said that it was when I was three years old, you know I am five years old now, I have grown up, now is different, I won't do things like this again."
Xia Yu showed a mature look, indicating that he was already a five-year-old adult, not a three-year-old kid anymore.
Boom!
As soon as the voice fell, a ball flew from the next round, and it hit Xia Yu's head precisely, and then a little kid shouted: "Big brother, come down, I must beat you today. "
Xia Ling blinked her eyes and looked at her elder brother Xia Yu.
"Stupid kid, use the tricks of agitation, do you think I will be fooled as a five-year-old? It's useless, I won't be irritated by you so easily."
Xia Yu stood with his hands behind, unmoved.
There was a bang, but before the words were finished, another big watermelon flew from below, and it immediately hit Xia Yu's forehead, cracking and cracking.
Xia Ling was shocked immediately.
The kid continued to yell: "Brother, are you afraid? Don't hurry down. This time I practiced a new martial skill, and I will definitely defeat you."
"Sister, don’t worry, don’t be irritated, I won’t be easily irritated, thinking that smashing a few watermelons can irritate me? Too little to look at the cultivation of a five-year-old, I have reached immobile. My heart is as peaceful as a deep pool, and my cultivation is as unpredictable as an eminent monk."
Xia Yu was calm and relaxed. Although the watermelon juice in his head was still flowing, he still had a calm expression on his face.
"It's really big brother, that's amazing."
Xia Ling admired her five bodies, she deserved to be her five-year-old eldest brother. This kind of self-cultivation was not comparable to a three-year-old, but she was too mature to be irritated by mere provocations.
She looked at her elder brother with admiration.
Whoosh!
But at this moment, above the ocean in the distance, Xia Yue and Xia Feng missed, and a huge black rock smashed over like this. The speed was extremely fast and the angle was extremely precise, and it slammed into Xia Yu’s head. .
"Again?!"
Seeing this scene, Xia Yu went crazy: "Is it tolerable or unbearable, I'm really not tempered as your eldest brother, I'll throw everything here, you bastards, wait for me, today I will let you know what It's called ass blooming."
Boom!
In an instant, he punched in the void and exploded the huge black rock with a punch in the air. It disintegrated in the midair, and instantly shattered into powder.
With a few swishes, he jumped directly down from the top of the mountain and settled accounts with the provocative little kids just now.
"Haha, brother, you are finally down."
"Come on, eldest brother will let you see and see how good I am."
"Eat me, the black tiger digs his heart."
In an instant, dozens of children on the beach instantly formed a ball, all of them resembling real human dragons, their powers terrifying, and their speeds were incredible.
The entire beach is full of misty smoke, bursts of gas are produced everywhere, and the sea in the distance is shaken by huge waves.
"What about this?"
Tu Linglong looked speechless when she saw this scene.
"Forget it, let them fight, it's normal."
Qing Luan said helplessly.
In fact, these little guys have been fighting since they were born until now. It is news when they don't fight.
"Look, Dad is back."
At this moment, Xia Yu yelled and noticed that a figure suddenly appeared on the sea in the distance, and a mature man walked over from the sea like this, walking on the ground, as if the power between heaven and earth made way for him.
This man is Xia Ping.
"It's really dad, dad is back."
"Quickly, go there, Dad must have brought back a lot of good things."
"Dad, you are back."
A group of young ladies, little Lolita rushed up, and immediately fell on Xia Ping's body, some embraced Xia Ping’s thighs, some embraced his hands, and some jumped on his head and shoulders. , Surrounded him round and round.
"You little guys, have you been in a fight these days?"
Xia Ping touched the heads of these little guys.
"Good, of course we are good."
"Yes, we are good boys and don't fight."
A group of little kids said in unison.
"Just be good. I entered Chaos this time and caught a Chaos octopus. It tastes good and can be used for barbecue."
Xia Ping smiled slightly.
"Chaotic Octopus? Strange creature."
"I still like to eat the colorful and exquisite fruits my dad brought back last time."
"No, the yin and yang whales are delicious and the meat is delicious."
"No, no, the Swallowing Crocodile is more delicious."
A group of children babbled.
"Well, if I catch it next time, I will bring it all back to you. Let's have dinner today."
Xia Ping brought these little guys back.
At night, they held an open-air dinner here, and the light of the moon shone down, and it seemed quiet and peaceful, as if this moment had become eternal.
……
End of the book.