God of Life

Chapter 29: Tofu is wine

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After the two men finished bathing and put on their pajamas and went upstairs, the girls were still rubbing their hands.

"Come on, Old Han, I'll treat you to a massage!"

Han Luzhou huddled his shoulders and shook his head like a quail, which frightened a group of people.

"Damn! What good things are you thinking of? A regular massage!"

Wang Yan forced Han Luzhou to go up to the next floor and ordered the two eldest ladies in the guest room.

"You want a strong and skilled eldest sister, do you understand me correctly?"

Wang Yan deliberately asked the waiter to make it difficult for other waiters.

"Dear guest, if you don't know the number, then you can only wait until whoever is in the queue counts. At most, you will be dissatisfied before changing. We really have no right to make arrangements for you, let's leave the rules aside..."

"How much does the most expensive full massage cost?" Wang Yan interrupted.

"298."

"That's 300? Come on, get your phone and I'll transfer 1,000 to you. You go downstairs and settle our massage bill, and the rest is your tip. Can we make arrangements now?"

"Yes, yes!" The waiter nodded like a chicken pecking at rice, "Don't worry, I will pick the two most skilled ladies for you!"

Add WeChat, transfer money, collect money and then delete it, all in one go.

Wang Yan raised his eyebrows at the stunned Han Luzhou: "Old Han, lie down and let's enjoy it!"

After a while, the waiter Le Dian Dian came back and put down two bottles of Red Bull.

"Dear guests, the bill has been settled. This is a gift from me to you two personally. If you need anything, please ring the bell and I will be on call!"

Han Luzhou gave a thumbs up in admiration: "You rich people still know how to play..."

The two eldest sisters quickly took their positions. They were not good-looking, but their walking posture was unusual. They seemed to have the air of a grand master.

First push the meridians with your hands, and after the muscles are loosened, you start to walk in Thai style, stretching, pulling, pressing and kicking, which made the two young people scream in pain.

During this period, Han Luzhou's cell phone rang. It was Wang Xue's call. As soon as the call was connected, the sound of two men crying and howling was heard.

Soon, the five girls teamed up, went upstairs in a menacing manner, and then squatted at the door of the guest room until they fell down laughing.

"Two...two stupid dogs!"

Wang Yan was so angry that he shouted to the waiter: "Close the door and drive people away!"

The girls didn't have to be rushed, they helped each other downstairs. They were afraid of laughing to death if they stayed any longer.

It hurts all the time, but after the whole massage, I feel really good, it's almost overwhelming.

Wang Yan has been running around outside in the bright sun for a week. Today, after soaking and pressing, two big words are written all over his body: Comfort!

When he limped downstairs and found the girls in the steam room, Wang Yan was still bickering with Han Luzhou.

"You're a professional dancer. You're just stretching your muscles. Why are you shouting?"

Han Luzhou was quite aggrieved: "It doesn't hurt me to do Lajin, but it hurts to push my menstruation! Who doesn't have some muscle strain and hidden injuries after practicing dancing all year round?"

"You really don't feel embarrassed. You can just scream when you scream, but you can't scream openly? Um... ah... oh... oh... what does the eldest sister look like when she looks at you?!"

The girls banged the table and laughed again.

Lu Yuanyuan gasped and teased Liu Li: "Why is your dog so funny? Are you attracted by his fun?"

The specially emphasized word "fun" suddenly made Liu Li stuck.

Reynawu accidentally came to her rescue: "Woof, woof, what's your name?"

Wang Yan pulled up his neck and howled loudly twice -

"Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh!"

"Oh my god, it hurts!"

Liu Li and the others laughed and fell on the ground, completely unable to get up.

After Wang Yan and Han Luzhou sat down and ate two rounds of fruit, the girls got up, all of them flushed.

They were all wearing steaming clothes and their clothes were messy. Han Luzhou only dared to look at his wife, but Wang Yan had no scruples and glanced at them one by one, feasting his eyes on them.

I go!

Wang Yan suddenly felt that there was not enough blood...

Well, it means getting angry and causing a nosebleed. Don’t get me wrong.

If it were another boy who was peeking at me with such a sly look, I'm afraid he would be killed by the women's army.

But Wang Yan looked openly, but didn't care much. He rolled his eyes a few times, but no one was really angry. Reina Wu even raised his chin proudly.

Then a few people started playing poker and gossiping.

There were a lot of people, so Wang Xue took Han Luzhou to the side, leaving Wang Yan alone to accompany the four.

come! Who is afraid of whom!

Not long after he finished shouting, Wang Yan couldn't stand it anymore.

Four beautiful beauties, the worst one, Lu Yuanyuan, has a score of 80. She is freshly washed, fragrant and pink, and is sitting around within reach. Who can bear this

Wang Yan was confused for a while, and soon his face was covered with notes.

It wasn't until Lin Weiwei started answering phone calls and WeChat messages frequently that she had to leave the venue and find a more spacious place, and the situation improved.

Wang Yan was gearing up and grinning evilly, giving full play to the vindictiveness of straight men and singles, and soon their faces were covered in confusion.

Wang Xue and Han Luzhou were tired and came over to take a look. Their eyes suddenly felt strange: "Wow, I believe you have never been in love..."

Several girls laughed, Liu Li was quite happy, and no one thought there was anything wrong with it.

When dealing with ordinary girls with a beauty score of 60 or 70, you must support them and satisfy their vanity.

When dealing with goddesses whose looks are 80 or 90 points, you should pull them down and treat them normally.

Because there are usually too many people holding them, and if you hold them again, you have to go to the sky, and then you can feel the freshness by pulling them down.

Wang Yan has money, aura, and a sense of humor. In their hearts, he is a high-quality man, not a little brother who they just eat and drink with.

The ranks are obviously different, but you play seriously with them, occasionally letting off steam, occasionally bullying others, and occasionally being counterattacked. How down-to-earth are you

It’s also fun to play.

If he were a submissive boy, he would probably soon become a follower serving tea and water.

If it were a second-generation person who was arrogant because of his wealth, the party would probably break up soon—who isn’t a proud and arrogant person

Only when someone like Wang Yan is neither humble nor arrogant nor boring can the gaming experience be interesting enough.

After a lunch and a few hours of playing, everyone completely accepted Wang Yan and started making noise like they had been classmates for many years.

When Lin Weiwei came back, she happened to catch up with Reina Wu who was about to have a note stuck on her.

Wang Yan laughed loudly, took off the note on his lips, and put it on to make his face wet.

Na Wu was so frightened that she screamed and kicked her legs: "Use tea, use tea! Brother Wang, Brother Wang, I was wrong, let the girl go!"

As a result, Lu Yuanyuan and Wang Xue worked together to hold them back, and excitedly encouraged—

"Bulls her! Busts her!"

Wang Yan didn't hesitate at all. He went up and slapped it on his forehead, fearing that it was not firm, and carefully smoothed the corners.

Nawu kicked for a long time but couldn't escape. She lay on the floor helplessly and stared at Wang Yan sideways - the note blocked half of her eyes, so she could only look sideways at people.

"Woof woof, do you know that we have become enemies?"

Wang Yan said nothing and calmly raised his index finger at her.

Come, let your horse come over!

The ladies laughed again.

Na Wu jumped up, rolled up her arms and sleeves, and immediately ran towards Liu Li...

Liu Li was stunned. He bullied you. What do you want from me

At the critical moment, Lin Weiwei stepped forward to cool everyone down.

"Hey, girls and young men, stop making trouble, we have to change places! Come on, come on, change your clothes and put on makeup!"

Emma, what a horrible title.

But everyone didn't care. They threw the playing cards and cheered: "Oh yeah! I can finally drink!"

Wang Yan had actually been thinking about the drink for a long time, partly because he wanted to try to see if he could get a critical hit.

One more reason…

Drinking is so fun. There is a word for drunken chaos.

Pairing tofu with wine, the more you drink, the better!

Newbie is on the road, thank you for your support~~~

(End of chapter)