"Father, which mother do you think is beautiful? Little Ding Ding likes the big mother, who has a lot of milk. The little mother has a pretty face, and Little Ding Ding also likes it."
Little Ding Ding bit her finger, her eyes wandered back and forth on Chen Ke's sisters, as if hesitating which mother was more beautiful.
Sister Chen Ke's beauty paled.
Chen Ke even covered her towering chest, her seductive eyebrows were full of evil spirit.
If eyes can kill, Ding Zhanpeng has died a hundred times.
"Stinky boy, if you dare to talk nonsense, I will blow your ass off."
Ding Zhanpeng almost vomited blood, hugged Xiao Ding Ding back and covered his mouth, for fear that he would bring up any bad topics again.
Little Ding Ding whined non-stop, but couldn't say a word.
"Everyone, I'm sorry, I really don't know where Xiao Ding Ding learned it from, please don't take offense, children's words are free, children's words are free."
Now that the matter has come to this point, Ding Zhanpeng can only apologize in order to eliminate everyone's bad impression of him.
Although this bad impression is an illusion fabricated by Xiao Dingding's nonsense.
"Ahem, Xiaoding, I see that you are quite old, and you have a son. It's time for you to take care of yourself. Show your wife to Sister Ma when you have time."
The fat landlord, Sister Ma, smoothed things over with a smile, reminding her with insinuations. At the same time, she secretly blamed Ding Zhanpeng for his bad character, and she was just lustful, and she used her son to molested beautiful women.
Sister Chen Ke's eyes are cold, and Ding Zhanpeng has been classified as a top pervert.
"Uh... huh... I understand, I understand..."
Ding Zhanpeng was speechless, he laughed a few times, and pinched Xiao Dingding's face with his palm covering his mouth, it was all because of this guy.
"Sister Ma, there is something I want to discuss with you. You see, it is inconvenient for us sisters to live in the same place with a man..."
Before Chen Ke finished speaking, Ma's family interrupted: "I understand your concerns, but there are naturally inconveniences in sharing a lease. I believe Xiaoding will accommodate you."
She did not ask Ding Zhanpeng to move away.
Firstly, after getting along for a while, she knew that Ding Zhanpeng might be a bit lecherous, but his nature was not bad.
Secondly, Ding Zhanpeng paid one year's rent. If he was evicted before the lease expired, Sister Ma would have to return the rent and compensate for the liquidated damages. She was unwilling to bear such a big loss.
The Chen Ke sisters exchanged glances, knowing that it was impossible to drive Ding Zhanpeng away, so they had to retreat.
"Sister Ma, don't worry, listen to me. There is a shared lease agreement..."
Chen Ke took out an A4 paper from the side as if by magic.
She handed it to Sister Ma and said with a smile, "Sister Ma, it's always inconvenient for men and women to live in the same room. We don't have any other requests, but we hope that he will agree to some of our small requests."
Sister Ma glanced at the content and said with a smile: "No problem, it's all small things. I agreed on his behalf. Here, Xiao Ding, take a look."
"Damn it!" Ding Zhanpeng complained secretly, he didn't even look at it, and Sister Ma promised to give it a go, but he still took the A4 paper.
Seeing this, his face turned green.
There are at least a hundred agreement guidelines densely packed on the paper, and it feels like a headache just looking at it.
The so-called norms are prohibitions, citing one by one the regulations that Ding Zhanpeng cannot violate in his daily life.
If you can't be shirtless, you can't bring back dubious people, you can't smoke and drink at home...
The most outrageous one even asked him not to go to the balcony to dry clothes, and not to be within one meter of the bathroom when sister Chen Ke took a shower and went to the bathroom.
"Ma Dan, what kind of broken co-tenancy agreement is this? It's as unfair as the "Xin Chou Treaty."
Ding Zhanpeng was no longer able to complain, and even though he was full of resentment, he still had to smile on the surface: "Sister Ma, this co-tenancy agreement is a bit..."
"Xiao Ding, this agreement is very good. Sister Ma has agreed for you. You are a man, you should have the demeanor and responsibility of a man. It is not easy for two girls to come out and live, so you should be more considerate."
Sister Ma did not allow him to refute.
Ding Zhanpeng wants to cry but has no tears, what's the matter.
Xiao Ding Ding stretched out his fleshy palm at the right time, and clapped twice: "Dad is the most graceful and masculine, and I admire Dad the most."
When Ding Zhanpeng heard this, he gave him a hard look.
Xiao Ding Ding hurriedly covered his mouth, as if he was about to cry.
Ding Zhanpeng has a big head and finally understands that it is not easy for a man to live in this society.
It's not easy to return, it's not easy to sign an agreement.
"Sister Ma, the content of this agreement is beyond what I can accept. I'm here to rent a house, not to be a slave."
Ding Zhanpeng is firm and decisive.
Sister Ma wondered: "Ah! Xiao Ding, look..."
"Sister Ma, don't say any more, I won't sign. If they really don't like living with men, they can move out. I have no obligation to wrong myself to accommodate them."
Ding Zhanpeng interrupted.
He is not a man who can't walk when he sees a beautiful woman, otherwise he would not refuse the request of his beautiful boss.
"this… "
Sister Ma also had a difficult time. She knew Ding Zhanpeng's character better, she was a bit chauvinistic, and it was okay to fool around with some minor issues, but he would never back down on matters of principle.
Chen Ke was secretly angry. She didn't expect that this man surnamed Ding didn't give his two sisters any face at all. He was so unmannered. Could it be that he was blind or crooked
Chen Ke sighed, now it's hard to find a house anymore, gritted his teeth, Chen Ke looked at the younger sister who was heartlessly winking at the baby, "Live here first, and move out when you find a good place."
The atmosphere faded, and Sister Ma had no choice but to break the silence first, "There is a new tenant in the house, it is worth celebrating. It happened that my husband and son went to a relative's house for dinner, and I am the only one left at home tonight. How about this, I treat guests and eat together Mutton hot pot."
Because of the reason just now, everyone didn't want to go.
But Sister Ma is determined to improve the relationship between the tenants, and insists on asking everyone to show respect.
In the end, there was no other way, and everyone agreed.
At this time, little Ding Ding wondered: "Dad, what is mutton hot pot? Is it delicious?"
Ding Zhanpeng patted his forehead and almost forgot about this product, "Little Ding Ding is good, children are not suitable for eating hot pot. Why don't you stay at home, I will bring some children's set meals back later."
"No, no, Xiao Ding Ding wants to eat hot pot with Dad."
Little Ding Ding pursed her mouth and began to cry.
"Damn!" Ding Zhanpeng was angry: "If you cry again, I will play your little JJ."
"Bah!" Chen Ke liked Xiao Ding Ding very much, couldn't see it, blushed, and said slightly angrily: "How can you be a father, beat the child at every turn, and... still hit him... Don't you know that children are very fragile?"
The look of disdain on Chen Qian's face has already expressed her thoughts.
"How to teach children is my business, it has nothing to do with you."
Ding Zhanpeng did not give sister Chen Ke a good look.
"You!" Chen Ke was furious.
Sister Ma came out to smooth things over again, "This is a small problem. Children can eat other foods without eating hot pot. Don't be angry, Xiao Ding, bring your son and let's be happy together."
Ding Zhanpeng sighed.
It's not that he doesn't want to take Xiao Dingding with him, but that Xiao Dingding has an amazing appetite. Once something happens and someone pays attention, it will be a big trouble.
Little Ding Ding seemed to see through his thoughts, stopped crying, and whispered with bloated eyes: "Dad... don't leave Xiao Ding Ding... Xiao Ding Ding is afraid of being alone. Xiao Ding Ding will be very obedient and will never mess with Dad Angry."
Ding Zhanpeng was helpless, Xiao Dingding's pitiful appearance hit the soft spot in his heart again, "Remember to be good, or I will spank your ass."
Little Ding Ding blinked his big eyes, and said cheerfully: "Okay! Go eat a big meal, Little Ding Ding promises to be very obedient!"
Things settled, a group of people went to a nearby mutton hot pot restaurant.
During the period, Xiao Ding Ding wanted to play with Chen Ke's sisters, but Ding Zhanpeng refused to agree, but finally couldn't stand the noise, so he had to let him.
Sister Chen He was dissatisfied with Ding Zhanpeng, but liked Xiao Ding Ding very much, laughing constantly along the way.
Ding Zhanpeng didn't mind, he was at ease, and he didn't like the Chen sisters at all, so naturally he wouldn't put a hot face on a cold ass.
At this time, Sister Ma took a few steps down, came to him, and said in a low voice: "Xiao Ding, I hope you don't mind what happened today. I have no other choice. Now that the economy is in a recession, the house has not been occupied by other tenants for more than half a year. The room has been empty, and the money has been lost. It is rare that two girls are willing to rent it, so I will naturally do something. It is wronged you. Well, I will lower the rent for you as compensation. But you must not Mention it to Sister Chen Ke."
Ding Zhanpeng was sullen at first, but now it dissipated a lot, and he replied: "Ma's family, I understand your difficulties. After all, it is not easy for everyone, and the rent will be exempted. I will try my best to pay attention to them. They are girls, so there is no need to care about them. But I I won’t sign the agreement, so you don’t need to persuade me anymore.”
Sister Ma sighed: "I understand, no matter what, it's a good thing to rent out the house. Don't be polite to Sister Ma later, try to eat as much as possible."
Ding Zhanpeng chuckled: "Miss Ma, you're being polite, I'll treat you later. I recently discussed a big deal, and I planned to treat you to dinner, but I happened to invite you together tonight."
"Ah! How embarrassing, let me treat you."
Miss Ma declined.
Ding Zhanpeng shook his head and insisted on treating himself.
He is a bit machismo and doesn't want women to invite him to dinner.
Although Sister Ma's behavior today is very bad, she treats Ding Zhanpeng very well on weekdays, so Ding Zhanpeng doesn't plan to argue with her. Besides, Xiao Dingding has a lot of gold, silver and jewelry on him. Once the sale is successful, he will have a lot of cash. Xueqing promised to give herself five million when things were done.
Now, he transformed himself into a millionaire.
Naturally, the money for a hot pot meal is not in his eyes.
Sister Ma refused several times, but she refused firmly. Ding Zhanpeng had no choice but to accept her consent.
When a group of people came to the hot pot restaurant, they saw that the store was overcrowded, mixed with shouts and noises.
The waiter was spinning non-stop, and his legs were about to break.
The client who was supposed to be standing at the door of the shop also changed his clothes and became a temporary waiter.
The girl at the cash register has to collect money and greet the customers who enter the store, wishing she could use one body for two.
Ding Zhanpeng and the others were about to enter the store, but they were told to wait in line, please wait aside.
"Do you want to change places?"
Chen Ke didn't like crowded places and was a little hesitant.
Ding Zhanpeng picked up Xiao Dingding, looking at him randomly, with an expression that I don't express my opinion.
Little Ding Ding was very well-behaved this time, and didn't comment at all.
Sister Ma hesitated and said, "There's a hotpot and mutton restaurant nearby, why don't you wait."
This wait lasted half an hour, and the result was still waiting.
Sister Ma couldn't hold back, and when she asked the waiter, she learned that there were more than ten customers waiting.
"There are too many people in this family. Let's change to another family. It's better to finish eating and go home as soon as possible."