Godly Stay-Home Dad

Chapter 23: Steal... panties?

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He raised his devil's tail, "Metal utensils are not suitable for carrying food. Let's use the knives and forks from yesterday."

"No! Little Ding Ding likes to use it. Dad, hurry up, I'm hungry."

Xiao Dingding's attitude was firm, and Ding Zhanpeng had no choice but to set the chopsticks and plates.

With a wave of Xiao Dingding's palm, a delicate wicker flew out of the Qiankun tripod and landed on the plate in front of Ding Zhanpeng.

All the remaining willows belong to Xiao Ding Ding.

Ding Zhanpeng stared: "What does this mean?"

Little Ding Ding picked up the wicker, with a happy face, "Dad's physical strength is too weak, and he can't bear the impact of a lot of aura. Although the wicker is small, it contains a huge amount of aura, so it's not suitable to eat too much, yum, it's so delicious."

Ding Zhanpeng had no choice but to bite the willow sticks into pieces in a fit of anger. Well, the taste is really good, so delicious.

The wicker is slender and not enough to fit between the teeth. Ding Zhanpeng finished eating it two or three times, still unsatisfied. He was about to ask Xiao Dingding to put two wicker sticks between his teeth, but he saw Xiao Dingding licking the plate with his tender tongue. This bastard.

At this time, a hot current gushed out of the body and spread all over the body, "Little Ding Ding, I'm very hot!"

"Oh, the wicker's aura has taken effect. Dad, don't worry, little Ding Ding will help you sort out the aura."

Xiao Ding Ding lowered the plate at the right time and flew to Ding Zhanpeng's side, a pair of chubby little hands clapped wildly on him.

Reiki comes and goes quickly.

A minute later, Ding Zhanpeng let out a breath, moved his arms, felt that his strength had increased a bit, and then asked in doubt: "Little Ding Ding, could it be that I have carried out that kind of air induction into the body again?"

"No, Dad has entered the state of entraining qi into the body this morning. As I said, the entrainment of qi into the body is successful, and then I will use the aura of heaven and earth to temper the body. Just now, I guided the aura to penetrate all parts of Dad's body to enhance the toughness of the muscle meridians. With my help, Dad will soon be able to improve his body."

Little Ding Ding smiled, not tired at all.

"Oh, I understand." Ding Zhanpeng suddenly realized, and asked again: "Does this happen every day? Are you very tired?"

"No, little Ding Ding used to be a Nine Tribulations Loose Immortal, but now his realm has slipped to the Golden Core realm, his aura is slightly lacking, and his skills and techniques have not changed. Besides, Dad still has this."

After finishing speaking, Xiao Dingding had a book in his hand, which was the cheat book mentioned, "Little Ding Ding learned his skills from Dad, and Dad learned his skills from books. Dad practiced according to the secret books, and Xiao Ding Ding assisted him." , and soon became a strong man in the Mahayana period, surpassing all others."

Ding Zhanpeng's itching was hard to stop, and he opened the first page of the secret book...

"The title of this book..."

The corner of Ding Zhanpeng's mouth twitched slightly, it was too shocking.

Wait, why Chinese characters

"Little Ding Ding, the font on this book..."

Ding Zhanpeng was curious and was about to ask.

Xiao Ding Ding pinched her fleshy face, "Dad, Xiao Ding Ding is so sleepy and wants to sleep."

"Sleeping wool! Speed answer!"

Ding Zhanpeng was so angry that he lost the chain at a critical moment.

Xiao Ding Ding was very aggrieved, mist appeared in his eyes, and he whimpered: "Xiao Ding Ding wants to sleep, wants to sleep."

Ding Zhanpeng softened his heart and coaxed: "Little Ding Ding, good boy, after answering the questions, Dad will sleep with you."

Little Ding Ding put away his tears and was about to answer when there was a hasty knock on the door.

Ding Zhanpeng was startled, and motioned to Xiao Dingding to put away the Qiankun Ding.

Opening the door, Sister Chen Ke looked unfriendly, glanced at the room, and asked, "Are you cooking supper in the room?"

"So what if it is, so what if it's not?"

Ding Zhanpeng understood that the fragrance diffused into the room, and wanted to find an excuse to cover it up, but the attitude of sister Chen Ke made him very unhappy, and when he thought of the unequal agreement, he became even more sulky.

"What's your attitude? Don't you know that your behavior will affect other people? In case of fire, what should we do?"

Chen Ke scolded.

"What can I do, cold salad. I have absolute freedom to do what I do in the room. What's in the way of you, do you have anything to do? I'll sleep if I have nothing to do."

Ding Zhanpeng didn't bother to talk to them, so beauties can be unreasonable and make troubles at will

Sisters Chen Ke's face darkened. They hated this kind of man the most. They were not only perverts, but also unreasonable.

"Mom, mom, little Ding Ding has sleepy eyes, let's sleep together."

Little Ding Ding walked out of the room, hugged Chen Ke's thigh, and rubbed against it.

"Ah I… "

Chen Ke blushed. It was really strange for her a young girl to be called mother, "Little Ding Ding is good, my sister is busy with other things, so I can't sleep with you."

"Wuuu... No, mom hugs and sleeps together. It smells so good, little Ding Ding wants to drink milk."

Little Ding Ding saw it, and refused to let go, but climbed up her thighs, aiming at Chen Ke's proud twin peaks.

Now, Chen Ke panicked. Xiao Ding Ding was still in her infancy and her mind was immature. If she took off her clothes...

"Little Ding Ding... my sister doesn't have that, you go to dad, my sister has something to do, so I won't play with you."

Chen Ke didn't bother to trouble Ding Zhanpeng, put down Ding Ding, and dragged his sister back to the room in a hurry.

Ding Zhanpeng wondered, "These women are afraid of children."

Back in the room, he picked up Xiao Dingding, "We have too many secrets, and it is easy to be discovered by interested people. Find a chance to move out. It will also save you from being bothered by Sister Chen Ke."

Little Ding Ding refused, shaking his little head: "The two mothers are fine, I don't want to move."

"Two tigress, what's the matter?"

Ding Zhanpeng is helpless, but Xiao Dingding refuses to move away, he must live with sister Chen Ke, he has no choice but to follow him.

"By the way, I almost forgot about it after being quarreled by two tigresses."

Ding Zhanpeng slapped his head, grabbed the cheat book, and turned to the second page. The characters were still in Chinese characters, "Xiao Dingding, what's going on?"

Little Ding Ding rubbed his eyes while explaining: "I don't know, I just heard from my father. Dad crossed the Tianxing Continent and became a rich man. By a coincidence, he was qualified to enter the sect. Every beginner has The right to choose a practice method once. Dad chose this practice method that the residents of the Tianxing Continent could not understand, and practiced quickly with the help of cheat books. It took three thousand years to become a strong man in the Mahayana stage. If he was not attacked by others, he would now fly to the fairy world .Little Dingding doesn’t have to live a life without eating unicorn meat, woohoo, it’s so miserable, little Dingding wants to go back to the Star Continent.”

After speaking, he burst into tears.

Ding Zhanpeng comforted Xiao Dingding and promised to become a strong Mahayana as soon as possible, so Xiao Dingding stopped crying.

"Huh? Why is that!"

Ding Zhanpeng flipped through the cheat book and found that the sixth page was blank.

Turn again, the seventh page is blank, the eighth page is blank...

He was dumbfounded, "Little Ding Ding, what's going on?"

Little Ding Ding glanced at it, and smiled: "I forgot to explain to my father that the cheat book is very mysterious. If you don't reach the corresponding level, you can't check the relevant content."

"Is there such a thing?"

Ding Zhanpeng was taken aback for a moment, sure enough, what he saw before was all about physical training, not about Qi training and the subsequent state.

"Father, let's work hard! Become a strong man at the Mahayana stage as soon as possible, take little Ding Ding to fly to the fairy world, and then you can eat a lot of beasts. The meat of the beasts is delicious..."

As Xiao Ding Ding was talking, his voice suddenly disappeared.

Ding Zhanpeng looked down, the little guy huddled into a ball, fell asleep, gritted his teeth from time to time, and murmured: "It's delicious..."

It's really a foodie, and I want to eat even when I sleep.

Ding Zhanpeng was speechless. In fact, there were many doubts in his heart that had not been resolved.

For example, why did I travel to the Tianxing Continent, and why there are cultivation methods with Chinese characters in the Tianxing Continent? Is there any secret in it.

But Xiao Ding Ding fell asleep, so he didn't want to ask more, so he could only find a chance to ask again.

Ding Zhanpeng lay down on the bed, full of doubts, and fell asleep.

Early the next morning, the alarm clock rang.

When Ding Zhanpeng saw it, he got up at seven o'clock in the morning. He didn't forget that he had to go to work today.

Little Ding Ding was still fast asleep.

To help Ding Zhanpeng draw Qi into his body yesterday, he spent a lot of spiritual energy, otherwise, he would not feel tired at the Golden Core level.

Ding Zhanpeng didn't know the inside story, and he left the room without waking up Xiao Dingding.

When I came to the living room, there was no one there, and the remaining two rooms were tightly closed.

Ding Zhanpeng went into the bathroom, brushed his teeth and washed his face as usual.

Suddenly, out of the corner of his eye, he saw the wall on the right, where he usually hangs towels, but the towels were gone, but there was a black cloth instead.

"Hey, with more people living, things are getting worse."

Ding Zhanpeng thought Chen Ke and sisters didn't understand the situation, so they took the towel away by mistake and hung up their towel, which made him very upset.

When I walked in, I found that it was not a towel, but a small black lace underwear.

"I'll go, it's too casual."

Ding Zhanpeng even saw a few black hairs inside Xiao Nei Nei, and was speechless.

At the same time, he really didn't like the two beauties living together who randomly placed their underwear in the house. Firstly, it gave a bad impression, and secondly, it made him look like a perverted voyeur, only looking at girls' underwear.

Anyway, it's really bad luck this time.

Ding Zhanpeng didn't dare to reach out to grab Xiao Nei Nei, but he searched around, but found no stick-like object.

While worrying, there was a scream outside the door.

Turning her head, Chen Qian glared at herself: "Dead pervert, stinky pervert, social scum, super scum, tenth-level pervert..."

"Um, who are you scolding?"

Ding Zhanpeng was puzzled.

Chen Qian's face was red, and she gritted her teeth: "You are the one who is scolding. You have children, but you still have unreasonable thoughts about our sisters all day long. It's fine if you refuse to sign the agreement. You came to peep at our underwear on purpose. .”

"I… "

Ding Zhanpeng wanted to say that it was a misunderstanding, but Chen Qian didn't give her a chance and shouted loudly: "Sister! Help, the pervert is crazy and stole my underwear."

Chen Ke, who was still packing her clothes, rushed to the bathroom immediately after hearing the news.

Beside Ding Zhanpeng is a small black lace underwear, the style is recognizable, it belongs to his sister.

"I didn't expect you to be such a person."

Chen Ke was slightly angry, "I asked you to sign the unequal agreement because of this concern. I didn't expect it to happen on the first day."

"Damn it! What the hell is going on!"

Ding Zhanpeng wanted to cry but had no tears. The two women were sick, and he was clearly wronged.

Whose sister is interested in touching panties.

At the moment, Ding Zhanpeng couldn't take care of it, and said angrily: "It's reasonable to put underwear indiscriminately! The bathroom is a public place for everyone, who told you to put underwear in here. Also, it's bad luck for me to see it, so I won't steal it. The two of you The sisters are really weird, and their thinking is different from ordinary people. I have to go to work, and you go to take medicine when you are sick!"

After speaking, he was furious and planned to leave.