Godly Stay-Home Dad

Chapter 262: Weird lizard

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"Well, dad, take a look... Let's play together after watching..."

Xiao Ding Ding clapped his hands and said innocently.

Ding Zhanpeng's hair was black, he ignored his words, and then carefully looked at the strange thing lying on the ground like a dead dog.

Its whole body is black, and in the dark woods, it is difficult to see his appearance with the naked eye.

Therefore, Ding Zhanpeng activated his spiritual eyes, and the scene in front of him was immediately clear, and he also saw clearly the specific appearance of the strange thing.

Its body is covered with jet-black reflective scales, and there are two pouches on its forehead.

It has four legs, its claws are sharp, and it emits a cold light.

It has a slender body, a full two and a half meters long, and, counting the length of the tail, it may be three meters long.

On the whole, it is a lizard that has been enlarged.

It is really surprising why such a weird creature is here.

"Little Ding Ding, how did you find it?"

Ding Zhanpeng was very curious and opened his mouth to ask.

"Well... Xiao Ding Ding helped Fat Brother take green dragon eyeballs. Seeing him meditating and practicing, he didn't wake up for an hour. Xiao Ding Ding felt so bored, so he played in the woods. Later, after playing for a while, he suddenly saw a dragon-like The strange thing ran around, and Xiao Dingding was curious, so he followed it. However, when he saw Xiao Dingding, he rushed towards him, so Xiao Dingding fought back. It was very fun to grab its tail and hit it."

After Xiao Ding Ding finished speaking, he grabbed the giant lizard's tail and flicked it vigorously, making a big hole again.

Xiao Ding Ding was very happy, and said in a milky voice: "Dad... isn't it fun... play with Xiao Ding Ding..."

"Okay, don't play yet. Where is the fat brother?"

Ding Zhanpeng glanced at the giant lizard, suddenly had a bad feeling, and asked quickly.

"Hmm... little Ding Ding think about it"

Xiao Dingding tilted his head, thought for a minute, and suddenly said wronged: "Xiao Dingding forgot... Xiao Dingding doesn't remember the route..."

Ding Zhanpeng with black hair, took a deep breath, and forced a smile, "Little Ding Ding wants to know where Fatty Brother is. Dad has something to do with Fatty Brother..."

"Oh... Little Ding Ding think again..."

Little Ding Ding's face was huddled together, very distressed.

He glanced at the giant lizard in his hand, and said in a milky voice, "Oh, little Ding Ding remembered...here..."

After speaking, little Ding Ding dragged the giant lizard to fly, and refused to let go.

Seeing this, Ding Zhanpeng said helplessly, "Little Dingding, what are you doing with it all the time?"

"Well...it's fun...Little Ding Ding likes to play with him...so...don't let it go."

Little Ding Ding said childishly.

Ding Zhanpeng suddenly sympathized with this giant lizard, and for no reason he became little Dingding's toy, and he will suffer in the future.

Hua Xueqing laughed out loud, "Little Ding Ding, what's so interesting about a giant lizard? Let it go, it won't be good if it bites you later."

"Well... don't... Xiao Ding Ding is very powerful, he won't be bitten by it, mom doesn't have to worry."

Little Ding Ding really liked this lizard so much that he didn't even listen to Hua Xueqing's words.

Ding Zhanpeng smiled wryly to himself, and didn't understand what attracted little Dingding to this lizard.

But one thing is for sure, after the lizard gets tired of playing with it, it is estimated that it will become Ding Ding's game.

Hua Xueqing didn't try to persuade her anymore, it's just a lizard, it's no big deal.

After that, the three of Ding Zhanpeng wandered around in the woods, but there was no trace of the fat man.

So, Ding Zhanpeng got angry and said, "Xiao Dingding, where are you?"

"Hmm... Strange... It's clearly here..."

Little Ding Ding said aggrievedly.

"Could it be eaten by this lizard?"

Hua Xueqing said worriedly.

Ding Zhanpeng smiled bitterly and said, "Just now, I was also worried about this situation. So I asked Xiao Dingding to find someone. Unexpectedly, no one was found. In this way, we have to cut open the lizard's abdomen to know the answer."

"Well... Dad... don't cut... Xiao Ding Ding try to ask it"

Little Ding Ding opened his small arms to protect the giant lizard.

Ding Zhanpeng immediately became angry, "You still have the nerve to say it. I have already told you to protect the safety of Fatty Brother. When practicing, it is easy to encounter danger. It is better for you to play around. Now that the person is gone, you still want to lizard. Believe it or not, I cut off its head?"

"Well... Little Ding Ding believes..."

Xiao Dingding shrank his head, and said aggrievedly: "Little Dingding doesn't want it either, Xiaodingding likes it, daddy don't do it... Xiaodingding found Brother Fatty..."

Hua Xueqing couldn't bear to see Xiao Dingding's pitiful appearance the most, and couldn't help but feel relieved, and persuaded Ding Zhanpeng, "Husband, just find someone."

"I know, but this giant lizard is of unknown origin, and I definitely don't want to keep it around."

Ding Zhanpeng was about to explain, but seeing the synchronous expressions of the two, he had no choice but to say: "Okay, you have won. Little Ding Ding, wake it up and ask clearly."

"Yeah dad is the best, little Ding Ding loves dad the most..."

Little Ding Ding cheered, then lifted the giant lizard's abdomen vigorously, and said in a milky voice: "Hey! Don't sleep anymore... wake up..."

The giant lizard was awakened by the severe pain, opened its eyes, and looked around blankly.

Seeing Xiao Ding Ding's chubby smiling face, he immediately pissed in fright, and his whole body was rambunctious.

"Did you eat Brother Fatty? Little Ding Ding warns you... let Brother Fatty go quickly..."

Little Ding Ding said childishly.

When Ding Zhanpeng heard it, he almost fell to his knees. What kind of interrogation method is this

"Cough, little Ding Ding, get out of the way, Dad will come in person."

Ding Zhanpeng coughed twice, grabbed the giant lizard forcibly, and said viciously: "Madan! What the hell are you? Did you eat a super fat man just now?"

Hua Xueqing finally couldn't bear to watch it any longer. Holding back her smile, she said, "What's the matter with you father and son? Maybe the giant lizard doesn't know how to speak, so it's useless if you keep asking it?"

"Fuck!" Ding Zhanpeng patted his forehead and smiled awkwardly: "I was so excited that I forgot. But, the giant lizard can't speak, what should we do?"

"Well... Xiao Ding Ding has a way... Xiao Ding Ding can train it to speak... In this way... it knows how to speak..."

Xiao Ding Ding said a way that he thought was very good.

Ding Zhanpeng gave him a blank look, and said angrily: "Go to the side and play, and bring up such a nonsense idea."

"Well... Xiao Dingding's method is very good, Dad doesn't know how to appreciate it..."

Little Ding Ding raised his fist in protest.

At this time, the giant lizard suddenly made an astonishing move.

He first pointed to his belly, then to his mouth, and then shook his fingers.

"Wow!" the giant lizard yelled, with a very painful expression, and then wrote a few words on the ground, "I'm a fat man..."

When Ding Zhanpeng saw it, he was dumbfounded, and lost his voice: "What? Are you fat?"

The giant lizard nodded and wrote on the ground again: "I'm really fat..."

Now, Ding Zhanpeng was startled and a little uncertain, "Are you really fat? What's going on with you? It wasn't like this before."

"Woo..." the giant lizard burst into tears suddenly, and wrote: "I don't know either. After waking up, I found that I had become like this. I couldn't speak. So, I looked for Xiao Ding Ding everywhere. As a result, I When I found Xiao Ding Ding, he swung my tail and knocked me out. Fortunately, I was strong enough to avoid being attacked by Xiao Ding Ding. Huh, big brother, what's going on here."

It took the giant lizard a minute to finish writing it with difficulty, and at the same time, pointed at Little Ding Ding as the culprit.

Ding Zhanpeng's mouth twitched, and he didn't know how to answer for a while.

Xiao Ding Ding's eyes widened, and he said in a milky voice, "Oh... how is it possible... you are actually a fat brother... Huh... Xiao Ding Ding's toys are gone... Xiao Ding Ding is so sad."

"Damn! At this point, you still think about toys?"

Ding Zhanpeng had black lines all over his face, and he said angrily, "Hurry up and try to solve the problem. Don't you think Fatty Brother will be like this for the rest of his life?"

After finishing speaking, he felt wrong again, looked at the giant lizard, and said doubtfully: "No, very wrong! In the past, after you transformed, you consumed a lot of spiritual energy and quickly returned to your human form. Now, after an hour has passed, then you He also said that it was too strange to keep the original appearance.”

The giant lizard added: "That's why I'm sad... Been like this all my life... How can I pick up girls?"

Seeing this line of words, Ding Zhanpeng was relieved.

Only real fat people have this obscene demeanor, and ordinary people can't set an example.

"Fatty, picking up girls is second, now let's find out why you are like this."

Ding Zhanpeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, and said, "Didn't you practice in the woods? Why did you suddenly become like this. Besides, what are you chasing after little Dingding?"

"That's right! What is Fat Brother chasing after Little Ding Ding?"

Xiao Ding Ding thought he was going to be scolded, but Ding Zhanpeng didn't scold anyone, so he gained confidence.

"You still dare to speak?"

Ding Zhanpeng patted Xiao Dingding on the head, and laughed and cursed: "Fortunately, your fat brother is lucky. Otherwise, under your ruthless torture, even if you don't die, you will lose a layer of skin."

"Well... I can't blame Little Ding Ding for this."

Little Ding Ding pursed his lips and said aggrievedly: "Who made Brother Fatty grow up so ugly and still show off in front of Little Ding Ding? Little Dingding couldn't bear it for a while, so he hit him. Little Dingding can't die after being beaten so hard...it's too powerful..."

"Damn it!" Ding Zhanpeng, with a black thread on his face, couldn't help laughing when he saw the giant lizard's appearance of crying but not tears: "That's right, the fat man has a body that can resist even if he can't fight. Little Ding Ding is a Nascent Soul Realm cultivation base, strength Tougher than ordinary cultivators. Fatty, you made a lot of money this time."

"woo woo"

The giant lizard didn't even write. It clenched its claws into fists and beat its own chest vigorously.

"Little Ding Ding, you came up with the solution. Now that the fat man has become like this, can you explain it?"

Ding Zhanpeng picked up Xiao Dingding and said with a smile.

"Well... Daddy, don't laugh... You laugh so treacherously... Little Ding Ding is so scared"

Little Dingding shrank his head, and said in a milky voice: "Little Dingding doesn't know either... Brother Fatty is a precedent..."

When the fat man heard this, he wanted to die, so he quickly wrote: "Oh no... Xiao Ding Ding... I'm calling you Lord, hurry up and find a solution."

Xiao Ding Ding spread his small palms, looking helpless, "Little Ding Ding really can't help it! Because Xiao Ding Ding has never seen such a situation, I can only say that the fat brother is out of luck."