Godly Stay-Home Dad

Chapter 271: sleepy array

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An hour later, Ding Zhanpeng took out the treasure map and looked at it, and said depressedly: "Little Dingding, do you think we have been tricked? We have been walking for a long time, and the hair is gone. Come and play with a monster or something." That's fine too."

"Hmm... Daddy... so peaceful..."

Little Ding Ding glanced at the map, then looked around, and said in a milky voice, "Isn't it strange, Dad... It's so quiet here..."

"Nonsense, it's not quiet in the woods, where can it be quiet?"

Ding Zhanpeng gave Xiao Ding Ding a white look.

"No..." Xiao Dingding saw that Ding Zhanpeng didn't take it seriously, and said anxiously: "Dad...it's really quiet...it seems...everything is fake...."

"Everything is fake?" Ding Zhanpeng became vigilant, "Xiao Dingding, what does this mean?"

"Well... Dad's reaction is too slow..."

Little Ding Ding moved his little finger, and the flowers and plants beside him turned into light particles, flying into the air.

Ding Zhanpeng's mouth became 0-shaped, "Little Ding Ding, you are so powerful now, just point your finger, flowers and plants are flying all over the sky..."

"Hmm... Dad is super stupid..."

Xiao Ding Ding pouted and said: "This is energy grains... It proves that flowers and plants are composed of energy grains... Then we can know... These are fake... They are all energy..."

"meaning is… "

Ding Zhanpeng still didn't understand, so he asked helplessly: "Little Dingding... It's not good to speak half of it..."

"Well... Xiao Dingding made it very clear... Dad is stupid... I just don't understand..."

Little Ding Ding blinked, and said in a milky voice: "The flowers and plants are fake, and the trees are fake, which proves that we have entered the formation... Only the formation can have this kind of situation..."

"No way..." Ding Zhanpeng was shocked enough to apply for the Johnny's Record Award, "We have been driving in the mountains, when did we enter the formation? Besides, this formation is quite fake... no attack power..."

Ding Zhanpeng remembered that Xiao Ding Ding mentioned that formations are divided into several categories, most of which are offensive formations, less defensive formations, and formations for auxiliary cultivation.

"Well... Dad... this is troublesome..."

Little Ding Ding pointed a finger, and a large number of flowers and plants turned into light particles, and said in a milky voice: "The trapped formation... has no attack power... and can silently trap creatures entering the formation... So... we entered the formation...but we didn't notice..."

Ding Zhanpeng caught the flowers and plants, and sure enough, they instantly turned into energy grains, and then the energy grains turned into flowers and plants again, and the cycle continued.

This is also the strength of the trapped formation, which cannot be destroyed, and naturally cannot be broken by ordinary means.

"Horse egg!" Ding Zhanpeng moved his lips, resisting the urge to scold his mother, and said helplessly: "Xiao Dingding, what can I do to break the formation?"

"Well... Little Ding Ding wants to eat a piece of spiritual energy..."

Xiao Dingding opened his mouth slightly, and said ah: "Father... Xiao Dingding wants to eat a piece of spiritual energy..."

"Fuck! You're not a repeater...don't repeat a sentence... Dad doesn't have aura blocks..."

Ding Zhanpeng lied without blinking, "The aura is on my mother, you can get it if you have the ability..."

"Wow... Really?"

Xiao Ding Ding collapsed and jumped, excitedly said: "Xiao Ding Ding went to find his mother to..."

After speaking, the little white man's eyes darkened and he stopped moving.

Ding Zhanpeng was stunned and shouted: "Little Dingding... what's wrong with you?"

As soon as the words fell, the little white man suddenly stood up and said angrily: "Dad is a big villain, he lied to little Ding Ding all day... Mom said no..."

When Ding Zhanpeng saw Xiao Ding Ding come back, he was relieved and couldn't laugh or cry: "Xiao Ding Ding, can you connect to the main body?"

"Well... the little white man is always connected to the main body... the spiritual power is shared... so... Xiao Dingding can freely switch the spiritual power carrier... no... Dad, don't change the subject... cheating Xiao Dingding again..."

Little Ding Ding stretched out his small palm, and said in a milky voice, "Dad... the aura block... bring it..."

"There are no aura blocks..."

Ding Zhanpeng began to lie again, "I've finished eating the aura block... Xiao Dingding wants to eat the aura block... break the formation first... Dad go outside to find the world's spiritual objects that contain aura... ok?"

"Well... Dad is so fake..." Xiao Dingding said contemptuously: "It's a lie at first sight... Xiao Dingding doesn't believe it..."

His thoughts were seen through, Ding Zhanpeng was also rude, and said viciously: "No more nonsense... Dad throws you into the stinky puddle... Hurry up and talk about the way to break the formation..."

"Well... Dad bullied Xiao Dingding... Xiao Dingding didn't say anything... Xiao Dingding didn't say anything..."

Xiao Ding Ding was stubborn, with an expression of not saying anything.

When the first plan failed, Ding Zhanpeng came up with a second plan and said with a smile: "Xiao Dingding, Dad treats you well on weekdays, have you forgotten? Don't worry, you broke the formation, and Dad will make you a big meal... And, look We have been stuck in the formation...how to find ingredients outside...in order to have a big meal in the future...you should break the formation..."

"Well... Dad has a point..."

Xiao Dingding rolled his eyes, and said in a milky voice: "Little Dingding wants to eat braised giant snake... Dad wants to get it out... Otherwise... Xiao Dingding will not be with you."

"Hey, don't worry... When did Dad lie to you?"

Ding Zhanpeng patted his chest and promised: "Find the treasure... Let's go shopping... See if there are any giant snakes in other places in the mountain..."

"Well... Xiao Dingding trusts Dad for the time being..."

Xiao Dingding thought for a while, and said in a childlike voice: "Dad... Breaking the formation is more troublesome... You wait... Xiao Dingding will teach you how to break the formation...."

"What?" Ding Zhanpeng screamed strangely, "Didn't you go to break the formation?"

"Well... definitely... Little Ding Ding will not break the formation..."

Xiao Ding Ding said confidently: "Dad learned how to break the formation... Naturally, you can break the formation..."

"Fuck!" Ding Zhanpeng was depressed, he expected this to happen, but he still had a glimmer of hope in his heart.

"Come... Dad... Xiao Dingding will give you a way..."

Little Ding Ding jumped up and pointed to Ding Zhanpeng's forehead.

A series of complicated and unfamiliar knowledge merged into Ding Zhanpeng's mind.

Ding Zhanpeng closed his eyes and stood still.

After a minute, Ding Zhanpeng opened his eyes suddenly, and said with a smile: "Little Dingding... I understand... this formation is really broken..."

"Well... With the help of Xiao Dingding... Dad can't break the formation yet... You can find a piece of tofu and kill him..."

Little Ding Ding said with a look of contempt.

"Ahem..." Ding Zhanpeng coughed dryly, pretending he couldn't hear it.

After looking around for a while, Ding Zhanpeng's eyes lit up, and he said with a smile, "I found it..."

After finishing speaking, he came to an inconspicuous big tree and found a small cave.

"Break!" Ding Zhanpeng pressed the ground and shouted loudly.

"Boom... Boom..."

The sky was shaken and the earth was shaken, a scene of the end of the world.

A large number of flowers, plants and trees turned into white light particles of aura, flying all over the sky.

In the blink of an eye, Ding Zhanpeng's vision blurred for a while, and when he regained his clarity, he found himself in a barren mountain range.

"Fuck! What's going on..."

Ding Zhanpeng pinched his face and felt pain, which proved that it was not a dream.

"Well... Dad... we've been recruited again..."

Little Ding Ding said childishly.

"Again?"

Ding Zhanpeng is not stupid, he said depressedly: "What formation do we enter again?"

"It's not a formation..."

Little Ding Ding shook his little head, and said in a milky voice: "Just now, the formation was broken and the teleportation formation was triggered. So, we came here."

"Fuck!" Ding Zhanpeng wanted to cry, "Where are we, and how do we go down the mountain?"

"Well... Little Ding Ding doesn't know..."

Xiao Ding Ding spread his small palms, with an expression of helplessness, "The mountain is very strange, Xiao Ding Ding's mental power is not working, he can't detect the terrain, everything can only rely on Dad's hard work..."

Ding Zhanpeng really wanted to swear, but he was too lazy to swear. At this point, it would be a waste of energy to swear, so it's better to keep warm.

"Huh..." Xiao Dingding was surprised, "Dad... be careful..."

Ding Zhanpeng was taken aback, and asked, "What are you careful about?"

As soon as he finished speaking, the ground shook.

Not far away, more than a dozen huge rocks rolled quickly. Look at the momentum, ready to crush Ding Zhanpeng.

"Damn it!" Ding Zhanpeng cursed, jumped slightly, and rose to the sky.

I thought this matter was over, but I didn't expect the stone to stop suddenly, and then flew straight into the sky like a marble, hitting Ding Zhanpeng's ass hard.

"Your sister..."

Ding Zhanpeng was dumbfounded, he just bumped into it, why pretend to be my ass, and it is easy to bully me when I am an old man

As soon as he thought of this, he was also angry, and a spear was formed in his mind, and he shot the stone fiercely.

The two collided with a loud noise.

The spear of thought disappeared, and the broken stones were scattered all over the place.

The rest of the stones slid around on the ground, waiting for Ding Zhanpeng to fall, and continued to attack.

"Little Ding Ding, explain..."

Ding Zhanpeng stagnated in the sky with the mentality that only a fool would go down. He couldn't move up or down. He wouldn't move half a step until he figured out the reason.

"Well... Dad... Little Ding Ding doesn't know..."

Xiao Dingding said with an innocent face: "Little Dingding noticed that the stone moved slightly, so I told you to be careful. As for why the stone knows how to move on its own, Xiao Dingding doesn't know..."

Ding Zhanpeng was completely convinced by Xiao Dingding's ten questions and ten questions, so he might as well not ask.

Knowing this, Ding Zhanpeng closed his mouth and his eyes slipped to the stone below.

The rocks are still rolling, showing no signs of stopping.

"Forget it, let's make a move..."

Ding Zhanpeng said something to himself, and secretly mobilized his spiritual energy to display the wall of flames.

In ten seconds, the ground became a sea of flames.

Even stones can be burned.

After another minute, Ding Zhanpeng felt that the time was almost up, so he threw away the sea of flames, revealing a pile of powder that had been burnt to black ashes.

Ding Zhanpeng landed on the ground and picked up some powder, but he didn't see any problems.

"Well... Dad... there are spiritual fluctuations..."

Little Ding Ding saw the abnormality, and said in a milky voice: "Normal stones will not be stained with spiritual energy. These stones may be artificially created."

"Created by man? Who is so bored to create stones..."

Ding Zhanpeng has black hair, this is so classic... .

"Little Ding Ding doesn't know... oops... Dad, run away..."

Little Ding Ding was about to say his mantra when he suddenly let out a strange cry.

Even if Xiao Dingding didn't say anything, Ding Zhanpeng had already run away desperately.

Because, behind him did not know when six large birds made of stones appeared.

Ding Zhanpeng felt that he was very unlucky, why did he encounter all such evil things.

"Horse eggs! You like to play... I will play with you..."

Ding Zhanpeng became ruthless, and cast all kinds of powerful spells, crushing six big birds.

However, the powder on the ground condensed, and the six big birds appeared again, and the volume was a bit larger than before.

Ding Zhanpeng narrowed his eyes, and sure enough someone was behind him.