Godly Stay-Home Dad

Chapter 82: Wonder Girl

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Heisha raised his hat.

Ding Zhanpeng finally saw Heisha's true face.

Huge bird head, sharp eagle beak, strong blue light in the eyes, black fluff all over the body, this is a eagle demon...

Ding Zhanpeng suddenly felt that his worldview had been severely destroyed and deformed.

The monsters I met were more bizarre than the last one, and at the same time, I understood that the so-called Twelve Stars belonged to the big alliance of monsters.

As for His Majesty Hades, it is estimated that it was cultivated by a certain exotic animal.

"Human, I can't wait to eat your flesh and drink your blood..."

Heisha opened his sharp jaw and let out a strange laugh.

"Sister, little Ding Ding, think of a way... If you don't do anything again... Dad is going to die..."

Ding Zhanpeng ignored Heisha directly, shook little Dingding's little head, and said anxiously.

"Well... Daddy, don't shake... Little Ding Ding is dizzy..."

Xiao Ding Ding rolled his eyes, and said in a milky voice, "Dad, don't worry, Xiao Ding Ding doesn't need to do anything, there is a beautiful sister who will help you..."

"Fuck! What nonsense, there is a beautiful sister Mao here..."

Ding Zhanpeng almost fainted, this kid is still talking nonsense at a critical moment.

Suddenly, a dazzling flash of lightning came in the sky, accompanied by a girl in a cheongsam.

The girl landed on the ground, opened her phoenix eyes, her pretty white was dotted with frost, her cherry-like mouth was slightly opened, and she sang softly like a yellow oriole: "Bold and evil! How dare you harm innocent people in the mortal world. I want to do justice for the sky today!" !"

A breeze blew, and the scene was silent.

The girl was eighteen years old, and the childishness on her face hadn't faded away. Seeing that no one was paying attention, she blinked her eyes and said innocently: "Grandpa often taught me to say this out loud when encountering monsters. But why don't you take action? Grandpa said , monsters will run away when they see me, is it true?"

Ding Zhanpeng had a strange look on his face. Is this girl a problem girl from a mental hospital

"Well, you'd better go quickly, those monsters are inhuman and will eat you."

Ding Zhanpeng couldn't bear it and reminded.

"Big brother, don't be afraid, Ling'er is here to save you."

The girl blinked her eyes and said innocently: "Big brother, my name is Mu Ling'er, what's the name of big brother?"

"Er... my name is Ding Zhanpeng..."

Ding Zhanpeng had black lines all over his head, feeling that he couldn't make up his mind.

"Aww... My name is Xiao Ding Ding... My sister is so beautiful..."

Little Dingding began to act cute, and said in a milky voice: "Sister...to be Xiaodingding's mother...Little Dingding likes you so much..."

"Wow... What a cute kid... Don't worry, kid... My sister will save you now..."

The girl combined her index finger and middle finger, and lightly slashed at the tree and vine cage.

The cage instantly crumbled into pieces.

The moment Xiao Ding Ding got out of trouble, he fell to the ground and slowly crawled to Mu Linger's feet, and said in a milky voice, "Mom, hug..."

"Hee hee, sister is not your mother... but sister can hug you..."

Mu Linger wasn't shy at all, revealing a bit of weirdness, picked up little Ding Ding, and the two began to play.

Ding Zhanpeng's expression was strange. Is this Mu Linger really capable or pretending not to be afraid.

Didn't see the black and white twins still staring at the side...

"Fuck! What are these two guys doing?"

Ding Zhanpeng glanced at the black and white Shuangsha, almost stunned.

The Black and White Shuangsha, who had been aggressive before, actually knelt on the ground, trembling.

They looked at the girl with horror, as if they had encountered some terrifying monster.

This is a very unusual attitude. It feels like... like meeting your immediate boss and being afraid.

It's just that their fear is expressed directly in actions.

Ding Zhanpeng had a strong curiosity about the girl's side.

The girl was still playing with Xiao Ding Ding. After several minutes, she patted her tender forehead and exclaimed: "Oh, I forgot the business... It's all your fault..."

"Wow... Little Ding Ding wants to play with my sister..."

Little Ding Ding raised his little hand and waved it twice to express his dissatisfaction.

"Hee hee... I'll play with you after my sister finishes her business..."

Mu Linger giggled, hugged Ding Ding, came to Heisha, and said: "There are rules in the cultivation world. Practitioners above the innate realm, no matter monsters or humans, must enter the cultivation world. You are obviously innate However, you deliberately lowered your cultivation and sneaked into the mortal world. This is a serious violation of the regulations. According to the regulations, you have to accept the test. Only after passing the test can you survive."

"It's not...we're..."

Baisha and Heisha changed their faces, ready to reveal their true identities.

However, Mu Linger didn't take their chances, moved her little nose, and snorted: "It doesn't matter who you are, and it doesn't matter who your subordinates are. If you violate the regulations, you will be punished. Stop talking nonsense and watch the punishment... The fury of the thunder..."

The girl raised her arms high, and a dark cloud suddenly appeared in the sky.

A few streaks of purple lightning swam among the clouds.

"drop!"

Mu Linger gave an order, and purple lightning fell from the sky.

The black and white twins' faces were ashen, they opened their mouths, but they couldn't say a word.

"boom!"

With one blow, the powerful lightning struck the two of them severely.

The lightning dissipated, and the two became a layer of ashes.

Ding Zhanpeng broke out in a cold sweat, trembling with fear.

On the surface, Mu Ling'er is harmless to humans and animals, but she smiles kindly.

Unexpectedly, the first shot was a fierce offensive.

The black and white Shuangsha who had been blushing before were instantly killed by one move.

What a powerful attack method.

"Aww... my sister is amazing..."

Xiao Ding Ding patted his small palm and said excitedly.

"I am very sure of that… "

Mu Ling'er raised her small face and looked embarrassed: "Sister is the most powerful practitioner..."

"Oh... I almost forgot again, my sister still has important things to do, I'll play with you next time..."

Mu Linger put down Ding Ding, dropped a word, and ran away in a hurry.

Ding Zhanpeng picked up Xiao Dingding and said in shock: "The earth is too scary, I'm going to live on Mars..."

"Wow... Dad is so lucky... to meet Sister Baihu..."

Little Ding Ding glanced at the direction where Mu Linger disappeared, and said in a milky voice.

Ding Zhanpeng was taken aback, and wondered: "She is sister Mu Linger, not sister Baihu..."

"Well... Dad is stupid... Xiao Dingding didn't call her by her name... she called her body... my sister's body is a white tiger... a white tiger at the Golden Core Realm... monsters have a strong stage, and my sister is a beast, so black and white are both evil. will kneel on the ground..."

Little Ding Ding tilted his head and said in a milky voice.

Ding Zhanpeng almost knelt on the ground, and lost his voice: "You said she is a white tiger? The divine beast white tiger? Why does she look like this..."

"Hmm... It's not unusual... High-level monsters know the art of illusion... All of them will transform into human form... It's convenient to walk in human society... But Ding Ding is very curious about the world of mortals and the world of cultivation that my sister said... Is there a distinction between the earth?"

Xiao Dingding had an expression of "don't make too much noise".

Ding Zhanpeng shook his head violently, trying to forget these complicated things.

"Don't worry about it. We are out of danger. I hope there will be no more evil cultivators chasing and killing us. No, aren't monsters all evil cultivators? Why are there righteous monsters?"

Ding Zhanpeng was not entangled at first, but when he suddenly thought of this question, he couldn't help being entangled again.

"Well... whoever said that monsters are all evil cultivators. There are good monsters and bad monsters, which is the same as human beings. Most of the beasts are good, but there are also bad ones. Anyway, my sister is a good monster. Lah... Dad, don't worry... Little Ding Ding will help you pick up your sister... "

Little Ding Ding blinked, and seemed to like Mu Linger very much.

"Fuck! Don't!"

Ding Zhanpeng shuddered, and quickly waved his hands to refuse: "I am a human being, and she is a monster. If the two of you get together, is it human-animal romance? Damn, don't, even if you kill me."

In Ding Zhanpeng's head, there was even a terrifying picture of a large collection of various types of high-definition infantry, humans and beasts popular in an island country.

"Well... don't... Xiao Dingding wants her sister to be her mother..."

Little Ding Ding didn't care, he had already made up his mind to find a chance for his father to take his sister as his wife.

Ding Zhanpeng didn't understand his little thoughts, and when he returned to the shop, all the ghosts were eliminated, and the ghost Xiu died...

"Fuck! If they are all dead, wouldn't this shop belong to me?"

Only then did Ding Zhanpeng think of it.

Although I have to pay 2,000 yuan in rent every month, it is only 2,000 yuan to rent such a shop, which is very cost-effective.

As long as the owner does not show up, the rent will not change, and this shop is tantamount to his own.

It's a pity that Baisha ate the ghost repair, otherwise he would find the deed and the whole store would be his own, which would be even more enjoyable.

Ding Zhanpeng was a little depressed, but the matter was resolved, no matter what, it was a great thing.

The rest is to find a decoration master, redecorate the store once, and then it can be put into operation.

"Well... Dad... Xiao Dingding has set up a defensive formation... I guarantee that no ghosts will appear..."

Little Ding Ding bit her finger and said in a milky voice.

"Well, you must pay attention. This shop is haunted. If the Chen Ke sisters come in, they will definitely feel uncomfortable."

Ding Zhanpeng picked up Xiao Dingding and instructed.

Xiao Dingding tilted his neck and said with a grin: "Don't worry, Dad, Xiao Dingding won't let anyone hurt Mom. Besides, Mom has Xiao Dingding's protective charm on her body. With the charm, ordinary ghosts can't get close."

"Damn it! Why don't you give me two? Dad also wants a protective talisman..."

Ding Zhanpeng half-jokingly said that in fact, he already understood one thing. He often encountered enemies with higher cultivation bases than himself. Xiuwei, I hope I won't meet again next time.

Ding Zhanpeng glanced at the time, it was already three o'clock in the morning, he decided to rush back to the rental house as soon as possible, if sister Chen Ke didn't see him, he would definitely become suspicious again.

After closing the iron door of the shop, Ding Zhanpeng cleaned up the traces of the nearby battle before leaving.

Back at the rental house, Ding Zhanpeng was surprised to find that Chen Ke's sisters had woken up, and they were tossing food in the frost.

Now, sisters Ding Zhanpeng and Chen Ke stared wide-eyed.

Xiao Ding Ding came out to make trouble at the right time, and said in a milky voice, "Mom...what a coincidence... Xiao Ding Ding just went out for supper with Dad..."

"Um, don't tell me if you are hungry, I can bring some food back."

Ding Zhanpeng touched his nose, pretending to say.

Sisters Chen Ke looked at each other, always felt that Ding Zhanpeng was weird, and said, "You guys still going to eat supper so late? But that's right, it's convenient to have a car, and you can run around."