November, Beijing.
"What did you promise me at the beginning? How many years to buy a house? How many years to buy a car? I don't want my mother's house anymore. I followed you to this ghost place. You can see how your classmates are doing, and then look at you! What's up? Are you a man!"
When the classmates came out, Xiao Yi endured the babbling, put his hands in his pockets, buried his head in his mouth with a cigarette in his mouth, and his girlfriend stopped behind him, but Xiao Yi didn't notice, just kept walking, walking, walking...
"I'm sorry." Xiao Yi threw away the cigarette and said helplessly, "Honey, I also want to survive. I've worked hard, give me a little more time..."
Xiao Yi turned around, there was nothing behind him, and there was no one there.
A gust of autumn wind blows, the phone rings, and a text message is sent from the number of "wife".
"Xiao Yi, let's break up. 』
The phone rang again.
Xiao Yi answered the phone, it was from home.
"Xiao Yi." Xiao Yi's old lady said over there, "Why don't you answer the phone? When will you go home?"
"I..." Xiao Yi said wearily, "What's wrong? Has something happened at home?"
"Your father just watched the news broadcast and asked, if you want to buy a wedding house, is 80,000 down payment enough?"
"I don't need your money. I'm in the subway. I'll talk about it tomorrow. I'll call you. Mom, go to bed early and don't let daddy borrow money."
At twelve o'clock in the night, Xiao Yi got drunk, went back to the rented house, kicked open the door, fell on the sofa and gasped.
"Waste, waste... waste dim sum (Note: Beijing dialect, a metaphor for people's incompetence and uselessness)..." Xiao Yi said wearily, "It's better to die."
Xiao Yi staggered to the balcony, facing the night scene on the 18th floor, climbed up the railing, climbed down, climbed up, climbed down again, and after repeating the movement more than a dozen times, knelt on the balcony and burst into tears .
Xiao Yi: "Mom—"
"Cry!" He pulled the French door on the balcony next door, and shouted at him, "What time is it! Call the police again!"
In this wicked money-worshiping society, people don’t even cry. Xiao Yi crawled back into the room. The cold wind was bleak. He struggled to climb into the kitchen, turned on the gas, and the phone kept ringing. Xiao Yi glanced and found that It's a classmate who came out for a party tonight.
Xiao Yi looked at the gas stove, planning to cook a bowl of noodles and eat them before committing suicide.
Xiao Yi smoked and ate instant noodles, while calling his girlfriend, turned off the phone, and lay down after eating the instant noodles, closing his eyes tiredly.
The rent is 2,000 RMB, water, electricity, gas and telephone bills are 400, shopping with girlfriend is 1,000, credit card debt is 2,000, transportation expenses are 400... a monthly income of 5,000 is deducted from taxes, and I live on credit cards every month. With the minimum repayment amount... a house costs 80,000 square meters, and Tongzhou costs 25,000 to 30,000...
Without eating or drinking, it takes three hundred years to buy a house and get married
Xiao Yi has thought about going home several times, but a house in a third-tier city costs 12,000 yuan. If he finds a job, he earns 3,000 yuan a month, but he will starve to death on the side of the road.
Xiao Yi powerlessly turned off the lights, the phone came again, and the screen flickered.
The next morning, seven missed calls, Xiao Yi dialed back wearily, and the other side was obviously hungover, and said in a daze, "Who is it!"
"Me." Xiao Yi replied, "What are you doing, you called me several times in the middle of the night."
The caller was Du Ma, a college classmate in the dormitory of Xiao Yi, who slept with him in bunk beds back then, and borrowed money from Xiao Yi in order to pick up girls. Last night, the group laughed at Xiao Yi, and it was he who laughed the most. Well, Duma established a foothold in Beijing in just three years, with a net worth of tens of millions, and modestly drove a Lexus to attend a class reunion. When he met Xiao Yi, both parties were quite surprised.
Xiao Yi and Duma are used to laughing at each other, and they have been laughing at each other for many years. Now that Duma is doing so well, Xiao Yi is just really happy for him.
"Last night..." Duma said, "I went to drink with my aunt and some celebrities, and I drank again. ask."
Xiao Yi came back last night to eat instant noodles and replied: "It's okay."
Duma laughed and said, "You were punished by your wife to kneel on the washboard?"
"No." Xiao Yi said with a smile, "How dare she?"
There was the sound of water coming from Duma, and he had obviously woken up. Wearing a Bluetooth headset, he said to Xiao Yi, "I told my aunt, she asked you to go to China Central Place on Dawang Road today."
Xiao Yi: "?"
Xiao Yi struggled to get up and bumped his head against the door.
Xiao Yi: "What are you doing on Dawang Road?"
Duma was puzzled: "Don't you want to change your job? Are you stupid!"
Xiao Yi: "!"
Xiao Yi remembered it - he seemed to have mentioned this when he was drinking last night. He casually poked the toothbrush into his mouth and said vaguely: "Okay, if you can do it, I invite you to have a barbecue."
Duma said, "I'll send you the address. Just call my aunt when I get there."
Duma hung up the phone, and Xiao Yi was very grateful. Last night, Duma called him several times. It should be when the second game started. Duma accompanied his aunt for supper, and was about to call Xiao Yi. past.
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At eight o'clock in the morning, Xiao Yi was caught in the crowd, with his feet hanging in the air, and was squeezed onto the subway. When he arrived at the station, he was squeezed out by the crowd again. According to the address given by Duma, he was in a daze along the way, and he couldn't help breaking out in a cold sweat when he entered the elevator.
This is the most concentrated place in the entire Beijing brokerage company, maybe you can meet any big star.
Xiao Yi arrived at the floor and went to the bathroom to tidy up. Xin Dao came too hastily, and he didn't clean up. Standing in front of the mirror now, I tidied up my hair a little bit, brushed my short hair down a little, and my ears are clear. I am much thinner than before, and I have obvious dark circles under my eyes.
Getting old... Xiao Yi thought to himself.
When I was studying, I was also a grassroots student. I could play the guitar and compose music. I didn't expect to become like this when I left the society. Xiao Yi sighed and went inside to pee.
After a while, footsteps sounded quickly, and a tall man with sunglasses came beside him.
The man walked into the bathroom quickly, unfastened his trousers, let out a long breath, and began to urinate with the momentum of a long rainbow. Xiao Yi glanced sideways, his eyes moved up slightly, the man turned his head slightly, and the two looked at each other.
Xiao Yi: "!"
Xiao Yi immediately turned around and said, "You you you... you are..."
"What are you doing!" the man roared, and avoided it instantly, Xiao Yi almost peed on the man's sneakers, immediately apologized repeatedly, turned back in a hurry, pulled his pants chain, wishing he could get into the ground.
A minute later, the man washed his hands in front of the mirror with a resentful expression.
This man is 1.8 meters tall, with clean short hair, a resolute and handsome face, and dressed in casual clothes.
Xiao Yi never expected that he would go to the bathroom with the male god! ! He was dumbfounded, and then reacted instantly, tremblingly said: "Man... male god!"
The man shook his hand, Xiao Yi took out a pen and paper from his bag, and said, "Can you sign my girlfriend? She likes you very much."
The man took a deep breath, pretending he hadn't heard anything, quickly pressed the hand sanitizer on his hands, dried them, and wished he could get out of here quickly.
"Lu... Lu..." Xiao Yi said, "You are Lu Zhou, aren't you? My girlfriend is your fan. Could you please sign me?"
Xiao Yi held the pen and paper, his heart was beating wildly, Lu Zhou completely ignored him, turned and left.
Xiao Yi followed behind and begged, saying: "Male god, my girlfriend just scolded me and wants to break up with me..."
"Come on!" Lu Zhou strode out of the bathroom and roared angrily.
Someone came out of the corridor, Xiao Yi retreated subconsciously, thinking that it would be fine. When the security guard came over, Lu Zhou felt as if he had taken dynamite, and said loudly, "How did this man get in! Why did everyone come in! Get it out!"
The security guard came over and wanted to fork Xiao Yi out, but Lu Zhou took the opportunity to run away. When the two parties were in confusion, the door of an office opened, and a female voice asked, "Is it Xiao Yi?"
"Yes." Xiao Yi finally got a savior, and said inside: "Come in."
Only then did Xiao Yi get out of the siege, went in and sat in the office, and let out a long breath.
"I just called from downstairs." The woman was wearing a suit and short skirt. Although she was over forty, she was in good condition. She introduced herself, "I'm Duma's aunt. You can call me Auntie Du."
Xiao Yi smiled hurriedly, knowing her name was Du Mei, seeing that she was going to pour water for himself, he hurriedly said, "I will do it myself."
"Let me introduce myself." Another man said sideways.
"My name is Xiao Yi, hello." Xiao Yi took the water and sat down, and said seriously, "Music editing and production major, Beijing drifting for four years, twenty-five this year, I studied for a year in the morning."
Xiao Yi handed over his own information and said, "I am single, my parents are not in Beijing, and my dream is to be a musician. Before Duma introduced me, I was working as a video editor on a website owned by Sina."
Du Mei flipped through Xiao Yi's personal information casually, and handed it to her assistant. The two of them read it once, and Xiao Yi said again: "I have won several small awards for domestic original music, and I personally prefer Chinese style... There is an ancient circle, and I have heard a lot of it before, on the Internet... "
"Is there any actor you like?" Du Mei asked again.
"Yes." Xiao Yi said with a smile, "Brother Ah Tang, actor Li Changzheng, Lu Zhou, and... Uncle Daoming, I like the tough guy style. I am a fan of porridge, congee powder, and Lu Zhou. My girlfriend was taken by me to like him too, but... hey."
Xiao Yi remembered that he had just met the male god in the bathroom, and he must have left a bad impression on others.
"Can you cook?" asked the male vice president at the side.
"Ah?" Xiao Yi said.
"Just chat." Du Mei said with a smile, "Don't be nervous."
Xiao Yi nodded and said, "I can cook a little, Hubei cuisine."
"What about Sichuan and Cantonese cuisine?" Du Mei asked again.
Xiao Yi said: "Yes... a little, but it's all made with an electric cooker."
Xiao Yi wanted to ask what to do with cooking? Feeling vaguely ominous, Du Mei asked again: "Apart from music, what other hobbies do you usually have?"
"Run." Xiao Yi said, "Go online, listen to music, read books... watch movies."
"Do you have a girlfriend?" the vice president asked.
Xiao Yi nodded and said, "I just... broke up."
Du Mei smiled and said, "Whose reason?"
"Mine." Xiao Yi replied.
Xiao Yi was a little embarrassed, but think about it, since the other party is an elder, it doesn't matter.
Du Mei asked, "Can you drive?"
Xiao Yi: "Yes."
"The young man is handsome." The vice president said, "He has dark circles under his eyes, so he must have stayed up all night."
"The schedule is not very regular." Xiao Yi said, "I will pay attention, thank you."
Du Mei said: "Very patient, and has a good temper..." Du Mei glanced at the assistant, but the assistant didn't speak, and then flipped through Xiao Yi's information.
"To be honest." Du Mei explained, "We are going to recruit a life assistant for the artists under the company, it's up to you."
Xiao Yi: "..."
"Which artist?" Xiao Yi said.
Du Mei said with a smile: "Of course I can't tell you now. We need to sign a confidentiality agreement first, be patient, and be willing to hold this job for a long time before we can hire you. All board and lodging are included, the monthly salary is 8,000, before tax, there are five insurances and one insurance gold."
Xiao Yi: "!"
"The work may be very heavy." The vice president said, "When a star enters the crew to shoot a film, accept commercials, including daily life, you have to accompany him all the way, live in a house, and occasionally need to drive him when he goes out. Sometimes the driver is too busy. Come on, it's midnight, sometimes I have to go shopping."
"What should be said and what should not be said, you have to control it well, try to talk less and do more, and no matter what the artist does or says, they are not allowed to be announced to the public, let alone posted on the Internet, to the family, You can’t say that to your parents, in short, you can’t reveal your occupation to anyone, think about it.”
Xiao Yi knows that this kind of job can get close to celebrities. I don’t know how many people can’t ask for a job, but this kind of job can’t be given to anyone who applies for it. A non-disclosure agreement must be signed, including compensation Kim, and I'm sure it was recommended by a friend, the right person.
Celebrities will appoint their relatives and friends who they think are reliable as personal assistants, and the agency will help them. There are only two possibilities: one is that the other party is not well-known; too reliable.
But food and housing are included, and I don’t spend a penny, so I can save all my salary. Apart from subsidizing my parents, I can still buy a house of 1 ping a year. If the price does not rise, I can work hard for about a hundred years. You can save money to buy a house in Beijing. Occasionally, I can follow the stars to get in touch with the legendary high society...
Xiao Yi came out, smoked a cigarette in the corridor, called his girlfriend, but still turned off the phone.
"I've made up my mind." Xiao Yi returned to the office and said, "Sister Du, I'm willing to try."
Du Mei hummed, and said, "Xiao Ma said that you are a very nice person, you are enthusiastic about everyone, and you are never angry. Try it for a while first."
Xiao Yi smiled wryly and nodded. Du Mei prepared the contract. Xiao Yi asked cautiously, "Which star is it?"
"Oh." The vice president came over and put the contract on the table, and said, "Lu Zhou, he's in the next office."
Xiao Yi: "..."
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Speaking of Lu Zhou, since Lu Zhou's debut, he can talk eloquently for three days. This top male god who is both powerful and idol has already swept the world, Weibo, Netease and other media channels in recent years. actor. Ever since he accepted his first movie at the age of twenty-five and it was a hit at the box office, Lu Zhou immediately won the favor of thousands of girls.
In the TV dramas that Lu Zhou participated in, there are very few hit the street, and he even managed to turn the tide when the film and television market was in turmoil. With a rating of 2.3, he saved a TV station that was on the verge of collapse. The TV series injected an effective cardiotonic. His sweet relationship with his girlfriend Zhang Xinran can also be regarded as a model of the golden boy and girl in the entertainment industry, and he is a super winner in life with a double harvest of career and love. Because of this, many people are full of envy and hatred for Lu Zhou's outstanding achievements at such a young age. They often launch various personal attacks on him on the Internet, implying that the first film he debuted was rejected by the producer. Unspoken rules, and later by hugging Zhang Xinran's thigh, he received a lot of good plays and became the male number one.
Of course, the three words "eating soft rice" should never be mentioned, not only these three words, but also the keywords "ruanfan" or "soft", etc., as well as everything intentional or unintentional. A series of synonyms or synonyms, including but not limited to thighs, nurturing, unspoken rules, insinuations, etc., cannot be mentioned. Other sensitive content such as "on", "being on" and other vulgar words, any allusion to the relationship between men and men, cannot be mentioned.
"Understood." Xiao Yi nodded seriously.
Vice President Lin was holding the steering wheel, and while training Xiao Yi, he said: "Lu Zhou is very concerned about personal hygiene, and in front of him, you can't refute anything he says, especially don't teach him anything, understand? "
"I know." Xiao Yi said.
"Do you often get caught by your girlfriend..." Vice President Lin glanced at Xiao Yi.
"If you talk too much, you will cry." Xiao Yi said helplessly, "It's okay to be scolded often, I won't resist."
Vice President Lin patted him on the shoulder and said, "You are qualified for this job, I am optimistic about you."
Xiao Yi asked: "Did Lu Zhou drive away many assistants?"
Vice President Lin gave Xiao Yi a regretful look. Xiao Yi originally wanted to ask Lu Zhou for an autograph, or if his girlfriend found out that he was working as Lu Zhou's assistant, they might have a chance to get back together. But now it seems that there is probably no chance, signing... let's see luck later.
Vice President Lin stopped the car in front of a villa. The community was heavily guarded. Vice President Lin said, "I will ask the property management to issue an access card for you later. Now I will take you to Lu Zhou's house."
"If he expresses his opinions on any artist." Vice President Lin rolled down the window, drove the car into the community, and said, "You'd better not show your love for that artist, especially don't praise his competitors, don't Show which celebrity you like, even if the celebrity is his friend, understand?"
"Understood." Xiao Yi said.
Vice President Lin parked the car in the garage, opened the door, and took Xiao Yi in. Xiao Yi was shocked on the spot.
"Someone will come to clean it every day." Vice President Lin said, "You don't have to worry about these."
Xiao Yi's shoes were covered in dust, he took off his shoes carefully, and stood on the wooden floor. Vice President Lin said again: "You can do whatever Lu Zhou asks you to do. You don't have to be very courteous when you are not called. Just be there as soon as he calls you."
"Okay." Xiao Yi replied.
"I didn't arrive in time." Vice President Lin said, "Don't say things like you didn't hear, just pretend to be pitiful, just say you fell on the floor, he won't blame you."
Xiao Yi nodded.
Lu Zhou's house has three floors on the ground, the first floor is the living room, kitchen, dining room and a large garden outside, the second floor is a row of rooms, and the third floor is a row of rooms.
In addition, there is a large basement.
There was an unfinished map on the dining table. Vice President Lin was obviously a little worried about whether Xiao Yi could manage this difficult job. Xiao Yi seemed to have made up his mind and said, "I will do well."
"Don't be nervous." Vice President Lin said, "President Du will introduce you to Lu Zhou at night, and I will take you to buy clothes later, and the company will reimburse you."
Xiao Yi breathed a sigh of relief. He took a bath that day and changed his clothes. He was tall at first, 178, which happened to be shorter than Lu Zhou, but not too short. He also looked handsome, and he happened to be more handsome than ordinary assistants. , but not as handsome as Lu Zhou, and in a safe area that won't steal his limelight.
In short, Xiao Yi looked in the mirror and knew why Du Mei was willing to give him this job. Whether it was in appearance or personality, he was very suitable. Now, he was full of confidence to be scolded, and took the first step in his new life step.
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That night, Du Mei arranged for Xiao Yi to meet Lu Zhou at Wangjing Wutong. Xiao Yi was so nervous that his stomach hurt, and he couldn't help but want to go to the bathroom.
Du Mei carelessly swiped her phone, and said casually, "Don't be afraid, Lu Zhou has a knife mouth and a bean curd heart. He is a very nice person. As long as you get a feel for his temper, he is actually easy to get along with. Everyone likes him very much. "
Xiao Yi didn't dare to say that he had seen the male god in the toilet once, and was scared to piss on him, but he just nodded, thinking who was fooled, he must drive the assistants away one by one, I don't know how many people have been fired, and now I have no assistants, so it's my turn.
When Lu Zhou came, Xiao Yi immediately reflexively sat up straight. When he was about to get up, Du Mei held him down with one hand and said to Lu Zhou, "Why are you late again? How many times have I told you?"
"Traffic jam on the road—I don't want to either." Lu Zhou sat down angrily, took off his sunglasses, and said, "I thought you were in the company...why is it you?"
Xiao Yi suddenly looked at Lu Zhou.
No matter how he imagined it, he would never think of his own destiny. In this short day, earth-shaking changes have taken place. Last moment he almost died in poverty in a rented house. The uncle's male god eats at the same table.
Xiao Yi looked at Lu Zhou and had to admit that he was indeed handsome, and that the real person was not much worse than the one in the TV series. On the contrary, it is cool and looks very flavorful.
"Hello." Xiao Yi summoned up his courage and said, "Ms. Lu, I am your life assistant. The company invited me here."
Du Mei said: "This is Xiao Yi, and this is Lu Zhou. Why do you two seem to know each other? Have you met?"
Lu Zhou didn't speak, and made a vague nasal sound in his nostrils. He took the menu casually, Xiao Yi got up immediately, and went outside to call the waiter, but Du Mei said, "I've already ordered, Xiao Yi, you can just call him Brother Zhou."
"Have you ordered foie gras?" Lu Zhou said.
"Order." Du Mei said, "Director Wang called me today and Yongyu Company recommended you to him, so he came to ask. There will be a project in Anhui next year, a costume drama, investment from the provincial government, and Sun Quan. Yes, forty episodes."
"What the hell." Lu Zhou said, "I'm not interested. How about filming ancient costumes after such a strict trial? What about the life drama I talked about last time?"
"I pushed the life drama for you." Du Mei said casually.
Lu Zhou glanced at Du Mei. At this time, the waiter was serving the food, and the three of them stopped talking. Lu Zhou crossed Erlang's legs, swayed, put one hand on the back of the chair, and looked at Xiao Yi.
"Xiao Yi used to be engaged in music creation." Du Mei said, "The company arranged for him to follow you, and also wanted you to take him along."
Xiao Yi smiled.
"Music." The corner of Lu Zhou's mouth twitched, he didn't say anything, he ate and ordered, and said, "I'm going back to sleep."
Xiao Yi glanced at Du Mei, and Du Mei nodded. Xiao Yi knew that he knew him. As soon as Lu Zhou got up, Xiao Yi took his coat and asked Lu Zhou to put it on. Lu Zhou put on the sunglasses, Walking in front, Xiao Yi followed behind, not daring to speak.
He knows that most rich people don't like to talk to horse boys, and it would be best if they can treat people as transparent.
In the past, he had ridiculed the rich second generation for bringing a pony boy more than once. Unexpectedly, in the blink of an eye, time flies, countless people who are destined to succeed have become rich people, and he himself has become the pony of the rich man who is destined to be rich. Aberdeen - this sad reminder of the world.
Lu Zhou completely regarded Xiao Yi as air, stood in front of the car door, and looked at Xiao Yi inexplicably, Xiao Yi immediately came to his senses, stepped forward to help him open the door, and Lu Zhou jumped into the car.
"Don't make this mistake again next time." Lu Zhou pointed Xiao Yi with his index finger.
Xiao Yi didn't dare to speak, and nodded, feeling a little thunder in his heart.
The driver didn't speak all the way. The driver drove back and sent Lu Zhou and Xiao Yi home. Before getting off the car, Xiao Yi said to the driver, "Thank you for your hard work."
The driver gave him a sympathetic look and said, "Young man, work hard."
Xiao Yi can't laugh or cry, it seems that Lu Zhou's character should be quite famous in the whole company.
As soon as Lu Zhou got home, Xiao Yi immediately turned on all the lights.
As soon as Lu Zhou got home, he put on the earphones. Before putting on the earphones, Xiao Yi asked, "Shall I take a bath now? I'll put on some hot water."
Lu Zhou ignored Xiao Yi at all, Xiao Yi thought for a while, and went to the bathroom to fill the bathtub with hot water. After a while, he saw Lu Zhou walking around in the living room, talking to himself, I don't know Thinking about something, he walked to the bathroom like sleepwalking.
"Hello!" Lu Zhou yelled in the bathroom.
Xiao Yi immediately went into the bathroom with his clothes in his arms.
"Why is the water so hot?!" Lu Zhou said angrily, "Do you want to burn me to death?!"
Xiao Yi: "..."
On the first day Xiao Yi went to work, he was successfully bombed by the male god several times. He wanted to go in and pour cold water for him, but Lu Zhou waved his hand and said, "No need!"
Lu Zhou's tall figure was reflected in the frosted glass, with just the right proportions, strong and well-proportioned, with long legs and long hands. Xiao Yi put down his clothes and retreated wisely.
Xiao Yi flipped through the next day's schedule given to him by Vice President Lin. He heard Lu Zhou humming in the bathroom. After finally waiting for Lu Zhou to take a shower, he put on his slippers and went upstairs to his room. Xiao Yi heaved a sigh of relief. , I can finally rest, and I was planning to enjoy Lu Zhou's jacuzzi. I just took off my clothes, rubbed my eyes in front of the mirror, and heard Lu Zhou say on the second floor: "Hello!"
Xiao Yi: "..."
Xiao Yi put on his clothes quickly and saw Lu Zhou lying on the bed in a bathrobe.
Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi without knowing it, and said, "I've called you several times, didn't you hear me?"
Xiao Yi replied: "I'm sorry, I bumped into the stairs when I came up just now."
"Forget it." Lu Zhou said.
Vice President Lin's reminder was really effective, Lu Zhou didn't even bother to move, and said, "Where's the water?"
Xiao Yi went down and poured Lu Zhou a glass of water, and Lu Zhou said, "Why is there no ice?!"
Xiao Yi turned around and went down to get ice cubes in a gust of wind. He wanted to drop the glass on the spot, thinking that this job only costs 8,000 yuan? ! Or pre-tax? ! There are 20,000 steel bars these days, okay
Forget it, for the sake of autograph and girlfriend, I'd better endure it first.
Xiao Yi changed his smiling face. Although he was very tired, he tried his best to say, "I'm sorry, Brother Zhou, this is my first time here. I don't know your living habits. I will definitely remember it in the future."
"Well." Lu Zhou said casually, "Remember in the future, you must prepare iced drinks after taking a bath."
Xiao Yi stood and waited for Lu Zhou's next order, hoping that Lu Zhou would not have a whim and let him go, but Lu Zhou pointed to the ipad on the bedside table.
"Look at what the comments on my Weibo say." Lu Zhou said.
Xiao Yi: "..."
It turns out that big stars also read the comments under their Weibo? Xiao Yi almost had a new understanding of Lu Zhou. He opened Lu Zhou's iPad, logged on to Weibo, and received more than 3,000 forwards and 7,000 comments. Above is a photo of Lu Zhou with his dog and his girlfriend.
That dog is a Chihuahua raised by Lu Zhou's girlfriend Zhang Xinran.
It was the first time for Xiao Yi to see such terrifying and turbulent Weibo comments and reposts. Compared with Lu Zhou's popularity, his own Weibo was so shabby and transparent. marketing number.
"Read." Lu Zhou said.
"Licking..." Xiao Yi said cautiously, "God, you are so handsome... Kneeling and licking..."
"I look good with any hairstyle..."
"The male god has been around for ten thousand years..."
"Is there a friend next to me? XD..."
"Zhou Zheng Wang Dao..."
"?"
Xiao Yi didn't react for a while, and read one by one: "Follow..."
Xiao Yi realized that something was wrong, and changed his words: "... so handsome!"
"What?" Lu Zhou heard Xiao Yi's hesitant tone, and said, "Let me have a look?"
Xiao Yi suddenly had an ominous premonition that it was over—the comment was: @小美子: Is it possible to have plastic surgery based on the Chihuahua's alien face, or a husband and wife plastic surgery together? The whole person is going to be bad hahaha.
Lu Zhou got the ipad, took a deep breath, Xiao Yi thought his heart was broken, is the male god going to tear down the house? Immediately afterwards, Lu Zhou miraculously controlled it, and threw the ipad back, almost hitting Xiao Yi. Xiao Yi picked it up and continued to read some praise comments to appease Lu Zhou, but Lu Zhou said: "Take this black Pull black."
Xiao Yi blocked that person directly, and Lu Zhou said again: "Log in with another ipad, open a small account, check this black Weibo, and spray him to death."
Xiao Yi: "..."
Don't be like this! Xiao Yi was about to be stunned by Lu Zhou's thunder, and Lu Zhou said again: "There are more than 20 small accounts stored on it, and they are sent to his Weibo in turn. Under the Weibo he posted recently, one account Say something.
Xiao Yi bit the bullet and accused him angrily, for example, "How can you say that?" "I have never had plastic surgery at all." Zhou clicked on that person's Weibo with the ipad in his hand. After reading it, he seemed dissatisfied, but he still didn't say anything.
"Taobao." Lu Zhou said again.
Xiao Yi: "..."
Xiao Yi opened Taobao, and for no reason, Lu Zhou said, "Look at the homepage!"
Xiao Yi immediately opened the home page, Lu Zhou glanced at it, and made a gesture. Xiao Yi was completely confused, and Lu Zhou said inexplicably and impatiently: "Turn the page! Why are you so stupid?!"
Xiao Yi crazily complained about the male god in his heart, you are so awesome, you have to wait for your girlfriend when you browse Taobao, you know!
Xiao Yi turned the page, held the ipad again, and recommended it to Lu Zhou through Taobao. He was afraid that Lu Zhou would not read it carefully, so he sat up a little bit. What have you been doing lately?"
Xiao Yi had to move a little further, turned a page, and saw a wooden box containing tissue paper. Lu Zhou seemed to be interested in the box, and said, "Look."
Xiao Yi clicked on it, and Lu Zhou said again: "Search."
Xiao Yi began to adapt to Lu Zhou's rhythm of browsing Taobao, so he searched for the same wooden box and plastic box, all of which were filled with tissue paper, and then Lu Zhou said, "Put them all in the shopping cart."
Xiao Yi: "..."
Forty-four types of tissue boxes were all put into the shopping cart, and Lu Zhou moved his fingers casually, without even raising his hand. Xiao Yi cooperated with him to browse through Taobao's recommendations on the day, but Lu Zhou fell in love with another one I bought more than 30 mini potted plants in glass jars.
Then I bought another twenty boxes of handmade biscuits.
Finally, when Xiao Yi was about to open the shopping cart and let Lu Zhou do the second screening, Lu Zhou said, "Pay for everything in the shopping cart."
Xiao Yi: "..."
Lu Zhou gave Xiao Yi a credit card password bound to Alipay, and Xiao Yi used that credit card to buy everything.
Lu Zhou seemed a little sleepy, Xiao Yi asked, "Do you want to sleep?"
"Hmm." Lu Zhou said, "See if that black guy just answered."
Xiao Yi turned on the ipad and looked at it, and said, "I'm not online, and I haven't responded to comments."
Lu Zhou said, "Call him a few more words."
Xiao Yi had no choice but to bite the bullet and click on that Weibo, thinking that no wonder he had to sign a non-disclosure agreement. There were too many revelations. After thinking about it, he deleted a few sentences instead.
"Let's play a movie." Lu Zhou said.
"What do you want to watch?" Xiao Yi squatted by the wall to turn on the Blu-ray player, and Lu Zhou said, "Whatever, the pace is slower."
Xiao Yi chose a silent movie, and the light and shadow changed. Lu Zhou leaned on the bed and watched the movie, and said, "I need to wear a pager for you."
Xiao Yi was expressionless, and wanted to put a dog chain around Lao Tzu's neck? When I trick you into signing your signature, I will resign immediately.
Seeing that Lu Zhou was silent, Xiao Yi went out quietly. After taking a bath, when he came out of the room, he saw that Lu Zhou had fallen asleep, so he turned off the movie lightly. Lu Zhou turned over, and Xiao Yi immediately Reflexively stood up straight, ready to be scolded, but fortunately Lu Zhou was snoring.
So Xiao Yi went back to the room, turned off the lights, and went to sleep. The room was unbelievably big. He had never lived in a mansion since he was a child. Sina notified, so I left a message under my girlfriend's Weibo, apologized to her, and told her that I had found a new job, set the alarm clock, turned off the lights and went to sleep.
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Whether it's an agent or a celebrity, at least 70% of the things they are busy doing every day are building relationships, 20% are promoting to fans, and the remaining 10% are acting.
Being an agent is very painful. If you don’t clean it up, you will be ridiculed as a pig teammate by the netizens. You must always keep an eye on the public relations team, publicity, public opinion, talk about remuneration and change contracts, and watch people go down. Dishes, contacting producers and investors, inquiring about news and gossip about competitors, finding ways to discredit opponents, and cultivating artists under him... Ever since Xiao Yi followed Lu Zhou, he had a deep understanding of this.
Of course, the company arranged for him to be Lu Zhou's life assistant, not to say that he will be an assistant for the rest of his life. The second job of an assistant is an agent, and the third job is to open a brokerage company. career branch. To become a manager who can get along well in the circle, it is often the manager who leads the artist, and when the artist becomes a star, he will occasionally use the artist's resources to lead an assistant. After the assistant is familiar with the circle, he is promoted to a manager. Xiao Yi is generally quite optimistic about his future.
A dick like Xiao Yi, after working for a few days, occasionally has some unrealistic fantasies, such as becoming a film and television agent, having a few newcomers who followed him hard when they debuted, and when they become popular, they can Calling the wind and calling the rain, taking 80% of the salary, covering the sky with one hand, omnipotent, driving a famous car, living in a luxury house... In a word, the big names are shaking three times, the company is full of handsome men and beautiful women, and Boss Xiao is sitting on billions of dollars. The career prospects are obviously very bright, but it is obviously not his turn to worry about the choice of whether to choose Zhang Ziyi or Maggie Cheung.
Before success, you must first ensure your own survival. Xiao Yi still admires Du Mei. He can touch Lu Zhou's character and induce him to go in the direction he needs every time.
"I'm going to Hengdian next week." Du Mei flipped through the documents in her hand and said casually, "Let's have dinner with Xinran today. Her manager even called me this morning."
"No." Lu Zhou said.
"What? Are you having trouble again?" Du Mei said.
"I don't want to go." Lu Zhou leaned on the swivel chair and played with PSV. Du Mei put down the information, with a helpless expression on his face: "It would be nice if you came early, I just arranged for you two to have lunch, and you slept so late, so you can only go to the evening." gone."
While talking, Du Mei glanced at Xiao Yi, Xiao Yi was sitting on the sofa, looking at Du Mei with a questioning look, Du Mei said: "Xiao Yi, help me go down and buy a set meal, and you can buy whatever you want. "
"Don't be spicy." Lu Zhou raised his head from his game console and said to Xiao Yi, "Slice the duck gizzard thinner and pour some brine."
Xiao Yi hummed, got up and left. After closing the door, Du Mei came over and took away Lu Zhou's game console. Lu Zhou had to sit impatiently.
"How is Xiao Yi?" Du Mei said.
"It's okay." Lu Zhou said, "It's just like that anyway, better than the previous assistant."
"Be polite to people." Du Mei said, "I plan to train him to help."
"He?!" Lu Zhou almost heard the big joke, and said, "I can't even tie a tie. I'm like a fresh graduate in my twenties. I can't speak clearly. Can I be a manager?"
"No matter what." Du Mei said, "It's good to be a friend, that young man is very down-to-earth."
Lu Zhou hummed perfunctorily, and Du Mei smiled and said to Lu Zhou: "I think you like Xiao Yi quite a bit, after all, this is the only assistant who hasn't been asked to change the next day."
"Am I so difficult to get along with? Talk less, do more, and of course don't change people." Lu Zhou said.
Du Mei said: "Cherish it a little bit, it's too difficult to find a boy who is serious, down-to-earth and not impetuous."
"Understood." Lu Zhou stretched out his hand to get the PSV, but Du Mei said, "You know how much the package price of this TV series is, don't play big names. Although you are already a big name, if you are humble in front of Director Li, he will love you more."
"OK OK."
"If you are polite to the newcomers, they will only be flattered and respect you from the bottom of their hearts. After a while, I will go to the crew to see you."
"To be honest." Lu Zhou said, "I really don't want to accept this drama, it's all because of your and Director Li's face..."
Du Mei said: "I didn't say the price of 450,000 an episode. Many people can't get it now. This year, the collective price has shrunk too much. Lixing Company has already offered a very high price for you to bring their newcomers. .You act seriously, don’t look down on people after joining the group, it’s hard for me to do that.”
"I know, I know." Lu Zhou said impatiently, "Don't accept this kind of scene for me next time."
Du Mei glanced at Lu Zhou and took out a stack of documents from the drawer.
"Most of the episodes and scripts are here." Du Mei said, "You can take a look at it when you have time."
Lu Zhou took over the PSV but not the script. He hummed and continued to concentrate on playing the game.
Du Mei: "During the filming and after the publicity stage, I'm going to give you a gossip hype about Ning Yaqing."
Lu Zhou: "Oh."
Du Mei: "So let's have a meal with Xinran today, she and her manager miss you."
Lu Zhou shuddered, and Du Mei said, "Recently, we talked about a movie with Qinghe Culture. The Hollywood special effects team has an investment of 170 million. If you can sign it, you will also bring new people."
Lu Zhou: "How much?"
Xiao Yi knocked on the door, and Du Mei said, "Come in."
After Xiao Yi came in, Du Mei said, "Four million."
Xiao Yi: "..."
"That's all?!" Lu Zhou said in disbelief.
Xiao Yi: "..."
Du Mei: "You haven't acted in a movie for several years, and the shooting cycle is not long, less than a month, about twenty days."
Lu Zhou: "The male number one is paid 4 million yuan?"
Du Mei: "Male supporting role."
Lu Zhou immediately threw the game console away, and roared, "Let me play the male supporting role?!"
Xiao Yi cast a sympathetic look at Du Mei, but Du Mei said calmly: "Don't you know that the male lead is used for the plot, and the supporting male is used for love?"
Lu Zhou took a deep breath, as if he wanted to get angry, but he couldn't find a place to vent, but Du Mei said: "Let's eat first, this is not settled yet, the director of Qinghe's production is full of hype, I have to wait for me to get the script Ask for an increase later.”
That afternoon, after Lu Zhou finished his meal in two or three, he was very angry. Du Mei showed Lu Zhou some clips—all of which were the previous works of the team of the TV series he was about to star in. Xiao Yi watched it admiringly for a long time, then Du Mei said again: "Lin Yao will go with you on Monday, don't worry about other things...Xiao Yi?"
"Ah, I'm here!" Xiao Yi got up immediately.
"He doesn't have to go either." Lu Zhou turned darkly, turned over the script as if he had a grudge against the script, and said without raising his head, "Just ask Lin Yao to send me a few more assistants to accompany me."
Xiao Yi felt the malice of being rejected from head to toe. Du Mei said: "Go and learn something. You take care of Lu Zhou. If you don't understand anything, call me anytime. Xiao Yi, remember to remind Lu Zhou Zhou read more scripts this week."
"Okay." Xiao Yi nodded.
That afternoon, Du Mei gave some more instructions, most of which were about dealing with people. Lu Zhou took Xiao Yi away without saying a word.
Today when Xiao Yi drove Lu Zhou's car, Du Mei knew that Lu Zhou didn't want to see Zhang Xinran, and hinted to Xiao Yi that no matter what Lu Zhou said, he must go to the appointment today.
At 5:30 in the evening, the traffic jam was like a snail crawling, and the sky outside was yellow-gray. Xiao Yi knew that Lu Zhou must have been stepped on his tail, and he was not in a good mood. He was disgusted and a little depressed. He wanted to resolve it. This embarrassing contradiction, I thought about it, and finally said: "Do I need to use Taobao to go to the film crew?"
"There is no signal in Jingshan District outside, what a waste of Taobao!" Lu Zhou yelled at him.
Xiao Yi: "..."
Xiao Yi thought to himself, isn't this to make you happier! Aren't you Taobao Emperor! Nima! It's not for signing. Who will follow you and be a kid! ! !
"If you don't go to the location, you can also brush up." Xiao Yi said, "Or bring something for entertainment? How about reading a book?"
Lu Zhou said impatiently: "If you don't go out on location, the director can't go anywhere if you want to talk about the play! You can't do anything! You are not allowed to use your mobile phone! I am in prison there, and you have to stand by. Got it! Don't come back crying!"
It's not military training, isn't it so scary—Xiao Yi thought to himself, couldn't help being flattered, and didn't let him join the group because he wanted to relax himself? Lu Zhou seems to be kind to him.
"Let's go." After getting off the car, Lu Zhou looked at Xiao Yi inexplicably.
"You... Brother Zhou, are you having dinner with Sister Xinran?" Xiao Yi stood beside the car and said, "Do you need me to follow?"
Lu Zhou left impatiently without saying a word. Xiao Yi quickly followed and entered the restaurant. Lu Zhou took a deep breath and made a phone call. The environment here is very elegant. With a man and a woman.
"Xin Ran." Lu Zhou smiled.
Xiao Yi: "..."
"Sorry for being late." Lu Zhou said.
Zhang Xinran was lazily sitting on the seat and swiping her mobile phone. There was a fat man sitting next to him. The fat man clapped his hands innocently and cutely: "Oh, I finally waited for you. This is..."
"My assistant." Lu Zhou said.
"My name is Xiao Yi." Xiao Yi immediately introduced himself.
"Come, come, we know each other." Fatty said softly, "Xin Ran, you can talk slowly, okay?"
"Yeah." Zhang Xinran rolled his eyes without looking at Lu Zhou.
"Why did you come here at this time?" Zhang Xinran said.
Lu Zhou smiled and said, "Traffic jam."
Zhang Xinran's expression was obviously not very good, Lu Zhou whispered, "Have you ordered the dishes yet? What do you want to eat?"
"Whatever." Zhang Xinran said, "I just finished filming the commercial today, and I'm exhausted. I want to go back to take a shower and sleep. Eat whatever you want."
"What?" Lu Zhou smiled at Zhang Xinran while flipping through the menu, "Who bullied you?"
"No—" Zhang Xinran said boredly, "Hurry up and order."
Xiao Yi and Zhang Xinran's manager sat at another table, the manager called Quan Quan, and his whole body trembled when he laughed.
"Our family is happy..."
"It's so beautiful." Xiao Yi said in admiration, "It's exactly the same as in the movie!"
Quan Qi said: "Oh, it's not at its peak yet. Let me tell you, if she rests well, the skin on her face will be shattered, and she won't be able to see it without makeup at all! It's all recently, Damn it... oh, the schedule is too full, I stay up late every day... Where is your Zhouzhou? How is it?"
"He... we're going to Hengdian next week." Xiao Yide reminded Du Mei more than once that if you see Zhang Xinran's manager, you must not be too surprised, and you must be careful with your wording and information. . There is always nothing wrong with praising the other party's artist for being beautiful, Teacher Qi is amazing, etc.
Qi Quanqiao Lanhua stirred with a small spoon in the milk tea cup with her finger, crossed her legs gracefully, and said: "I know that drama, Iron Horse and Glacier Falling into Dreams, about Taizu of Liao Dynasty, a drama in ancient costume, of course it is tall (note: high-end drama) The abbreviation for "Great Class") ~ Our family Xinran originally wanted to accept it, but we had to push it because we picked up that "European Jill" temporarily."
"That's right." Xiao Yi said, "President Du also said that acting in movies is better. Sister Xinran's box office will definitely explode this year."
"Hey." Quan Qi said again, "Sometimes it's hard to say, like last time who, who, and who else, don't just pounce, it's not enough to rely on selling rotten hype, but fortunately our family can carry the box office... "
The hundreds of millions of alpacas that Xiao Yi complained in his heart ran wildly for thousands of miles on the prairie, and said completely and kindly: "Student Xiao Xiao is very handsome, are you interested in developing into the entertainment industry?"
Xiao Yi was shocked immediately, is this a joke? It should be for fun, Xiao Yi smiled immediately: "My male god is Brother Zhou, and I am very satisfied to be able to follow him. And I only have one face, and I don't have any temperament."
Xiao Yi really thinks so from the bottom of his heart. In terms of appearance, although Zhang Xinran is very beautiful, her beauty and folk beauty are completely different things, just like Lu Zhou who does nothing but simply sits there. The kind of aura and taste that come out handsome will make people feel like a star.
When Xiao Yi was doing music creation before, he also knew a little bit about the operation of entertainment companies packaging singers. This kind of temperament should not be formed congenitally, but the effect formed through acquired physical training and being sought after.
"Acting temperament can be trained and packaged the day after tomorrow." Quan Qi said shaking his head, "Your voice is very good, you can be a singer, have you watched the show that is currently on the air?"
"Is it "Look Who Cries Miserably"?" Xiao Yi's heart moved and he asked.
"That's right." Quan Qi said, "It's just to see who cries badly, and you can get it if you give money. Of course, if your own conditions are not good, you still can't pass it."
Saying that, Quan Quan cast a wink at Xiao Yi. There was a chilly feeling behind Xiao Yi's back for an instant.
On the next table, Lu Zhou changed completely. He was so gentle that Xiao Yi didn't know him at all. He was amiable, like a spring breeze blowing on his face. He was wearing a suit, with short hair and energetic eyes. He had big hands with beautiful fingers. When drinking from a cup, wearing a famous watch on a clean wrist, just like in an idol drama, it is heartbreaking to see.
Lu Zhou obviously talked a lot more than usual. He was gentle and polite. Zhang Xinran just ate a little and then lazily leaned on his seat, looking at his phone indifferently.
"Tianya is here with you again." Zhang Xinran said, "Your fans are really cruel, stepping on other people's position all day long."
"I can't help it, one fan is ten black, hey." Lu Zhou said regretfully, "I often have a headache for them, so I didn't mention you."
"If you say me, I can only bear it." Zhang Xinran said indifferently, "How dare the concubines compete with their male god for the limelight?"
Lu Zhou: "..."
After a while of silence, Lu Zhou said again: "Xin Ran, when I go to Hengdian, will you come to visit the class?"
Zhang Xinran smiled but didn't smile, and didn't look at Lu Zhou directly, and said, "That's not stupid, let's see the situation."
Lu Zhou was obviously running out of patience, and held it all in one breath. He looked at his watch, tried his best to smile, and said, "It's getting late, shall I take you home?"
Zhang Xinran seemed to have finally completed the task, and got up with a long breath. Lu Zhou took the coat and helped Zhang Xinran put it on. Zhang Xinran was wrapped in fur. When he entered the garage, Quan Quan answered the phone and said, "Honey, I have Let's go first, Director Huang asked me to talk about something."
"What will I do if you leave!" Zhang Xinran said.
"I'll take you back." Lu Zhou said, "Hey, drive."
Zhang Xinran reluctantly got into Lu Zhou's car, a scream came from the garage, Xiao Yi was frightened immediately, and immediately thought of some murder case, but Lu Zhou said: "Hurry up, drive away! Let's go!" Ah! What are you waiting for! You are retarded!"
"Why are you pissing him off!" Zhang Xinran said, "Who are you going to show me?"
"No, no." Lu Zhou accidentally revealed his true colors, and immediately restrained himself, returned to friendly mode, and said to Zhang Xinran, "We are good buddies... This, this..."
"My name is Xiao Yi!" Xiao Yi said immediately.
Lu Zhou: "Aha, yes, he has been with Mr. Du for many years."
"Yes, yes." Xiao Yi explained, "We often quarrel like this, right, brother idiot Zhou hahaha."
Lu Zhou's face sank, and instantly changed into a smiling face, laughing loudly.
"Let's go." Lu Zhou joked, "It won't be easy for fans to catch up later."
"Lu Zhou Lu Zhou!"
"Lu Zhou!"
The screams chased him, Xiao Yi drove away at a high speed, the two girls were holding a sign, obviously squatting in the garage for a long time, shaking the sign and calling into the car, Xiao Yi turned his head and saw them, but couldn't see them Face, I only saw the sign, with Lu Zhou's cute caricature image on it.
Xiao Yi suddenly felt very sad.