"Don't get excited yet."
Lin Shiheng slapped down, and pushed Chen Hao, who was roaring furiously, onto the chair.
"Don't worry, I'm being disciplined."
Chen Hao stared at him pitifully, holding on to the phone with his wife's photo: "Damn, why didn't I know that you still have integrity."
"I tell you, brotherhood is brotherhood, don't think about doing anything to my wife, she's mine! Mine!!"
Unlike Chen Hao who was excited as if he was about to jump up and fight him to the death, Lin Shiheng's expression was still indifferent except for a slight melancholy.
He sat on the sofa, his demeanor was still as elegant and beautiful as before, his slender hands grabbed the teapot, and poured another cup of tea for Chen Hao.
"Drink a sip of tea to reduce anger."
"Don't be so irritable all the time, the liver is in charge of venting, and anger hurts the liver, and then hurts the body, so... "
"stop!"
Chen Hao was full of Barbara again, and he couldn't stand it and stretched out his hand to make a stop gesture.
"Can you speak normally!"
Lin Shiheng smiled a little embarrassedly, "Just now, after ordering takeout, I went to the Chinese medicine forum by the way, intending to learn medical skills. That's what they said over there, and I was taken over there."
"It doesn't matter if you don't understand, I can translate it for you. The meaning of this sentence is that anger will hurt the liver, and injury to the liver is about the same as hurting the body. Don't always get angry, just be calm, just like me."
"Keep your mind stable. In this way, your fragile liver will be calm, and your body will be well, understand?"
Chen Hao stared at him grinding his teeth.
"It's you who covet my wife and not me who covet your wife, of course you can calm down! I tell you Lin Shiheng, if you dare to have any thoughts on my wife, brother has nothing to do!!"
"Hurry up and take the medicine quickly!!"
"Look at you, you're always so excited."
The man in the hospital uniform calmly pushed the teacup in front of him again, "You know, I was influenced by Yi Qing."
"I know that you are affected, so I didn't punch you directly. You quickly treat your illness, don't be a third party, I'll tell you!"
Lin Shiheng stretched out his hand and pressed it down, making a soothing gesture.
"In the play, Yi Qing's wife is Ren Qiaoqiao, but in reality, Yi Qing is me, I'm Yi Qing, my wife and I have been together for 30 years and have never blushed, but you and Ren Qiaoqiao only After a few years of marriage, you are the third person, whether in terms of time or long-term understanding."
Chen Hao: "??? This is just a TV series! Even if you are really Yi Qing now, the one who has been with you for 30 years is just Mrs. Yi played by Qiao Qiao, and she has a woolly relationship with her!"
The person sitting opposite showed a satisfied smile: "Yes, I only like Mrs. Yi, what does it have to do with Qiaoqiao."
"Is Mrs. Yi your wife?"
Chen Hao's brain was a little out of control, and he answered inexplicably: "No, but Qiaoqiao is the actor of Mrs. Yi..."
"Look, it's like this."
Lin Shiheng said unhurriedly: "I have Yi Qing's feelings, so in my eyes, my wife and I have been together for 30 years. During these 30 years, you are still next door as the heroine's loyal dog. My wife has nothing to do with half a dime."
Chen Hao finally understood, and immediately glared at his friend: "My Qiaoqiao has nothing to do with you!"
"It's not that Qiaoqiao has nothing to do with me, it's that Qiaoqiao has nothing to do with Mrs. Yi."
Lin Shiheng patiently continued: "I'll help you with this, I'm Yi Qing, Qiao Qiao is your wife, and Mrs. Yi is my wife, so now I look at the photos and miss my wife, what does it have to do with your wife? ."
"In other words, you obviously have a wife like Qiaoqiao, but you still want to covet my good brother's wife. Let's not say that a friend's wife can't be played, just say that you have different opinions, half-hearted, unfaithful and unrighteous, is your conscience okay? "
Chen Hao: "..."
"Look, you're speechless. In fact, you don't have to blame yourself for yelling at me just now. We have been friends for so long, and I also know that you have an impulsive temper and love to fry your hair. It's okay, I forgive you."
As he spoke, the good-looking man in his hospital clothes seemed to be shining in the sun, and stretched out his slender, jade-white hand.
"Now, can you give my wife back to me?"
***
Ren Qiaoqiao was probing her head and thinking about whether she should go in and see what was going on inside. When the door opened, her husband walked out as weak as a defeated cock.
"What's the matter? You and Shiheng quarreled?"
She quickly pulled Chen Hao over and hugged him like a child, "The last time I saw you like this, I failed the audition. What happened has hit you so hard."
After Chen Hao hugged his wife, he couldn't hold back his emotions all of a sudden, and rubbed her shoulder aggrievedly like a big dog complaining coquettishly to its owner.
"He's too much!!"
"But I can't tell him..."
Ren Qiaoqiao coaxed her husband for a long time before coaxing him to tell what happened just now. After listening to it, she suddenly felt dumbfounded.
What's this all about.
"Don't worry, since he told you directly, he must know what to do. I guess he was teasing you just now."
"He even looked at your pictures!"
"I made my debut as a child star, and there are countless male fans. How many people have grown up watching my photos, and he is not inferior to him."
Chen Hao still felt that the person who was just said to be stupid and returned the phone to Lin Shiheng was stupid.
"No, I still have to be careful, I can't let this kid touch you alone."
Ren Qiaoqiao still felt nothing, but didn't mind hiding from Lin Shiheng in order to reassure her husband.
"Okay, I'll avoid him."
"Don't worry, generally this kind of situation where you can't get out of a character will rarely be like this for the rest of your life. After all, it's normal for you to watch a character on TV, but when you're shooting, it's a lot of times, and you can't get in again. Where are you going, and what he said to you just now clearly separated me from Madam Yi, in his eyes, maybe I just look the same as his wife."
Chen Hao hugged his wife tightly.
"No matter, you are my wife anyway, and I will never let him touch you, not even my brother."
Ren Qiaoqiao's eyes were soft and she rubbed her husband's head.
"Okay, I won't touch him and wait for him to slowly return to normal."
However, until the TV series was completely finished, Lin Shiheng still did not come over normally.
In addition to not letting him touch his wife, Chen Hao's attitude towards his friends also returned to his original care.
Before facing Lin Shiheng every time, he would brainwash himself.
This is a mental patient, a mental patient, a patient...
However, there is a saying that mental illness and genius are only one step away.
Chen Hao deeply realized this at this moment.
Lin Shiheng really started to practice swordsmanship, and he didn't know what method he used. He even invited a famous swordsman master in China. After he was discharged from the hospital, he studied hard and practiced hard every day.
The saying goes, wake up earlier than chickens, work more than cows, and sleep later than dogs.
He didn't sleep late, but he did get up early and did a lot.
Because he had no foundation and was an adult, Lin Shiheng had to pay a lot more than ordinary people if he wanted to practice swordsmanship well.
First of all, he had to practice the basic skills. Every time Chen Hao went to see him, he could see that the boy's originally fair body was blue and purple, and sometimes even his face.
At first, Chen Hao suspected that the swordsman master was too ruthless, until he found out that Lin Shiheng had built a pile in the backyard and stood on it every day to practice, and then he realized that this was the real ruthless one.
The stakes are very high, and each of them is round and not big enough for a foot. If you step on it, you will fall down if you accidentally step on it.
Every time he saw such a tragic scene, Chen Hao felt deep sympathy for his brother in his heart.
Give it up bro.
Even if you practice for a hundred years, you won't be able to fly around with light energy like in the play.
Fortunately, although he couldn't fly around, the non-stop practice every day made Lin Shiheng a little lighter.
Although it can't fly up a branch at once, it can climb a tree at once.
Overall, it's still pretty good.
It's just that every time I watch my brother diligently practice swordsmanship that is useless in modern times, his face is still full of black lines.
"Dude, I know that you and Yi Qing have merged now, but this is the modern society, what's the use of you practicing these things?"
Lin Shiheng put away his sword and played a beautiful sword flower in front of him by the way. Because he had just exercised, his forehead was dripping with fine sweat, his face was slightly red, but his eyes were very dark.
"To protect the people you want to protect."
Chen Hao listened to these lines, which are almost necessary for the male protagonists of major TV dramas, and dug his ears.
"Who to protect? Then you can just hire a few bodyguards."
"Is the bodyguard an outsider, or it's better to do it yourself."
The man dressed in white took the sword back into the scabbard with a serious expression: "Of course my wife has to protect herself."
Chen Hao: "...Wait, what do you mean by wife?"
Lin Shiheng took out the photo.
Chen Hao: "..."
"Who the hell asked you to take my wife's photo with you!!"
Lin Shiheng glanced at him with disgust.
"How many times have I told you that this is not your wife, but my wife."
"I can't even tell my own wife, how can I be a man who stands above the sky."
Chen Hao has long been accustomed to this kid who is usually quite normal, and when it comes to the topic of your wife and my wife, it will automatically become green.
Fortunately, he came prepared, and this time he would never be detoured.
Looking at his friend in front of him, Chen Hao sneered: "Okay, let me ask you, what's your wife's name."
Lin Shiheng did not hesitate: "Mrs. Yi."
"I mean, what's her surname, what's her name, how old is she, does she have any birthmarks on her body, and if so, where?"
This time Lin Shiheng couldn't answer.
Yi Qing is male No. 3 and his wife is female No. N. Everyone calls her Mrs. Yi, and Yi Qing calls her Mrs. Because there are not many appearances, the screenwriter probably doesn't bother to set up detailed characters, so she only has the title of Mrs. Yi. , As for birthmarks or something, even when I was in bed, I was wearing middle clothes. Lin Shiheng never saw it, and of course he didn't know.
Seeing that he couldn't answer, Chen Hao finally had the feeling of having the upper hand in the game. He stepped forward and patted his brother on the shoulder sympathetically.
"Brother, don't give up treatment, and your illness will be cured soon."
"I understand what it feels like to fall in love with a paper man. It's good to wait until you have someone you really like."
Lin Shiheng's expression was slightly puzzled, immersed in Yi Qing's emotions, unable to extricate himself, his brows furrowed, and he looked down at the photo: "I've been with her for 30 years, and I don't even know what her name is, what birthmarks... "
"I know."
Chen Hao whistled: "She has a small heart tattoo on her arm, the same style as mine, a symbol of love."
As he said that, he rolled up his sleeves and showed Lin Shiheng proudly.
Lin Shiheng watched this scene silently.
"You actually saw my wife's body."
Chen Hao: "???"
Lin Shiheng drew his sword.
"Beast!!"
Chen Hao gradually began to feel that something was wrong: "No, wait, brother, you're crazy again, I'm talking about Qiaoqiao! Ren Qiaoqiao! It's not your wife, it's my wife!"
"It's my wife who has a little heart on her arm!!"
Lin Shiheng's eyes became more and more contemptuous.
"You actually told me about your wife's body birthmarks to this foreigner."
"Beasts are better!"
"Look at the sword—"
Chen Hao: "..."
He'd better run away.