Good Morning, Miss Undercover

Chapter 1

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Now my heart is ashamed, and I just want to find a wall to end my miserable life, while Li Lisa, who is dressed in a beautiful dress, is still immersed in the pleasure of hitting me, with bright red lips talking, almost looking at me with enjoyment driven to distraction.

She must have thought that I was broken in love, but you don't know, girl, I'm about to lose my job.

"Mary, you are so stupid, why did you fall in love with Young Master Long? Don't you know that he is accompanied by all kinds of little boys every night?"

"Really, really?"

"Is this false? My mother Sang told me in person. I heard that the boss behind 'Darkness' is Deng Long. Heh, that's good, it's convenient for yourself and others. It is said that the theme of Darkness, 'All comrades in the world are one family' is Deng Long. It was brought up."

Darkness is the largest gay bar in city A. It is low-key but not lacking in luxury. I have heard people say that there are also crouching tigers, hidden dragons in that circle, and there are also people who can turn the river and sea.

Unexpectedly, I really met a black dragon, eating men but not women.

I glanced down at the two meat buns under my neck, and realized almost desperately that it was too late to sign up for sex reassignment surgery. I couldn't change from a little girl to a little boy in a short time.

If I work harder in the second half of my life, at best I can become a little girl who sells boys.

I was faced with an almost impossible task.

Li Lisa came close to my ear and said mysteriously, "Deng Long is famous for hating women. According to his own description, if he fell in love with a woman, he would feel like eating thousands of flies. He even wanted to die. Woolen cloth."

I was hit to the extreme, and I couldn't help snorting coldly with my legs crossed, "So, his enemy can make him commit suicide the next day as long as he sends a woman to rape him?"

Lilisa was stunned, then smiled at me maliciously, lit a cigarette with a seductive posture, "If conditions permit, you can also consider gang rape."

I nodded solemnly, and gave a smirk at the right time to express my approval, implying that I am from the same country as her, and if I don’t get it, it will be destroyed, and I can’t take advantage of other men.

Of course I'm still depressed.

In the world of sensuality, women always have provocative lips, vicious teeth, and beautiful cloaks to cover everything. I am not surprised at all. The only thing I am surprised is why the owner of the "Glamorous" nightclub, all sexy ladies His boss, Deng Long, is he a gay who doesn't like women

I am outraged.

Such important information was not obtained by the bureau or by Baidu, and I, a dignified police officer, was reduced to "Miss Mary" for almost a week without any achievements, and I couldn't find any chance to get close to him.

Just because I'm not that damn "Mr. Mary."

I looked up at the night sky at a 45-degree angle, and suddenly realized that I, Fang Liangliang, were not here to be an undercover agent, but to be funny.

My mood was extremely low, but before I could hit the wall and end my ridiculous life, Mama-san kicked the door open. After a short glance, her sharp eyes fell on me and Lilisa. The blood-red lips opened, opened and closed. , like a ruthless ATM money-swallowing machine, "What? My mother invited you to chat and eat melon seeds, and why don't I go out to work for my mother!"

As soon as the Hedong lion roared, the old fritter Li Lisa lazily stood up, the water snake twisted her waist, and twisted to the side of her mother Sang, smiling coquettishly, "Mom Sang, I am not lazy, my regular customer Mr. Wang likes me so much What about the smell of melon seeds in my mouth, last time I asked me what brand I made, and I said foolish melon seeds, guess what he said?" Li Lisa smiled erratically, "He asked me to drink it every time I accompany him. Knock melon seeds first to moisten your breath and nourish you."

The corners of the mouths of everyone present twitched. Mama Sang kicked her ass and yelled, "Next time, I will clean my toothbrush before going out. It will ruin my charm."

Lilisa smiled even more proudly.

People have to bow their heads under the eaves. When I passed by my mother with a smile, her stern eyes still pouted me fiercely. The lion's roar was about to explode. I guessed it with my toes. The rookie is always the quail in the vegetable pot of the ruling class. Delicious And neglect to resist.

The rookie does not have the power to resist, but that doesn't mean she doesn't have the power to be obscene.

Before she could open her bloody mouth, I jumped in front of her and said with a playful smile, "Mom, I didn't eat melon seeds. I'll take a breath and you can smell it."

While talking, I leaned close to her, opened my mouth and breathed for her to examine, but Mama-san took a step back in disgust, frowned and waved, "Go, don't bother me."

It was 11:35 in the middle of the night, and the venue was the most luxurious nightclub in City A. My identity was no longer the valiant police officer Fang, but a new hostess, and my clothes were not too hot. A straight police uniform, but a miniskirt made of a few pieces of rags. The material is so scarce that it makes me feel empty and lonely. I have a brown wig on my head and heavy makeup so thick that I can’t distinguish my facial features. I just want to kill that gay Deng Long.

At this moment, as a self-proclaimed warrior woman, I have a very deep question in my mind: Can I follow Mr. Zhu Yingtai and wrap my protruding breasts around three times to get close to that fake gay brother? Deng Long.

I hesitated. Throughout the ages, Brother Liang Shanbo's IQ has indeed been lowered to a certain level. There is no one in the past and no one in the future. So far, it is difficult for anyone to surpass it. I am afraid that Brother Deng is a little more difficult than Brother Liang.

It's not easy to fool around.

But this is also a clever plan. Being in a poor country and having nothing to do, I thought about it, maybe I can try it, and run away when I get the news. Traitor, he will always say something and do something to satisfy me.

I was thinking hard when Lilisa poked her head out from Box 313 and waved to me, "Mary, hurry up, Boss Shen is waiting for us."

As soon as I heard Boss Shen's three words, my two empty legs dangled violently.

This is a weird person, no, he is an old monster, moody, one moment he was doing well, and the next moment he was hysterical. God, he ordered me for three days.

Thinking of the wrinkled old face with cloudy eyes, the heroic and invincible Police Officer Fang who turned danger into good fortune in the past, I have no choice but to curse boldly outside the door "Old and immortal thing", after entering the door, he called out very cowardly and affectionately, "Xiao Shen, you are here.".

Ever since "Little Shenyang" became popular, the old thing said euphemistically, since everyone wants to respect the old and love the young, then don't be polite, call me "Xiao Shen", and don't be stingy with adjectives, you might as well add "Xiao Shen" in front of Xiao Shen. Be old and strong", and the more wisdom you can exert, the better.

"Little Shen" who is "old and strong" stared at me with wolf-like eyes, I smiled sweetly as always, sat down and kept a little distance from the old thing, and laughed with a disgusting voice, "Xiao Shen, it's okay, If you don’t drink today, let’s play the game of boxing.”

"Okay, my little Mary, you can say whatever you want." The old man had a pleasant face, and patted my thin shoulder. Suddenly, goosebumps all over my body came up, and I froze there, only the eyeballs could barely move. turn around,

The hand of the old man was slowly moving up, and I became more and more stiff, my fists were subconsciously clenched, and I held my breath with a smile.

I endured being eaten tofu for a week, anyway, the possibility of completing the task is very small, so I decided to make a vote before leaving, it was really aggrieved.

"What? What is this? It's actually a wig!" The old man raised his voice and pulled the wig on my head. His face changed from sunny to rainy, and he glared at me angrily, "You let me spend money to touch your wig."

I was stunned instinctively by the sudden turn of the situation, and then he tore off the wig on my head, exposing my short, disheveled hair to everyone, the old man became more and more furious, and his old face was wrinkled like old tree bark , ferocious and frightening, roared, "Call Mommy Sang. Are you playing me, Shen Xiaoliu, like a monkey? Something neither male nor female dares to come out to accompany me."

I am furious, you are neither male nor female, and your family is neither male nor female. But then he sighed in his heart, there was no way, this old guy didn't take medicine when he came out, and he had epilepsy again.

It's a really bad day, and there's nothing good about it.

I watched him fall ill coldly, fists clenched.

Lilisa was a little scared, and looked back and forth between the two of us in panic. She thought that my silence was frightened, but she didn't know that I was about to start an uprising. She quickly comforted the old man with soft words, "Xiao Shen, don't pay attention to Mary, come, come, touch my hair, people say it's as slippery as silk."

The old man's face softened a little, but he still had a long face. He threw the wig on me suddenly, and told Lilisa, "Go and call your mother. I'm here to be a god, not to spend money to touch the wig."

Being able to touch my wife's wig but not her fist is already a virtue of your ancestors in your previous life. I held my chin up and cursed inwardly. I took a deep breath, but because I was so angry, I didn't swallow it.

Lily Zhou must have been scared, so she hurried out to call her mother Sang, and then her mother Sang Pianpian arrived.

Mama Sang, who is used to this kind of scene, is naturally at ease. One is coquettish, the other is flirting, and she is very skillful in making up for what she didn't scold me just now. The old bark-like face of the old man suddenly opened A rotten chrysanthemum.

Of course, he didn't let me go easily. In addition to bowing his head and apologizing, he also made me drink a large bottle of red wine as his spiritual compensation before driving me away.

Just drink it, I’m not a child anymore, if I can drink, I don’t need to hit it, it’s no problem, but the thin cloth on my body can’t withstand the large movements of my body, I’m afraid I’ll be naked, so I’ll drink it Bar.

The old man looked at me contentedly after drinking until he was heartbroken, and with a wave, let me go out.

I've had enough too, I went out drunk, the direction is the bathroom, Officer Fang, I'm going to Rumble and vomit.

This somewhat strong red wine broke my liver once when I drank it, and broke my liver again when it came out. After I hugged the toilet and vomited upside down, it was so bad that it couldn't be worse.

Both physically and mentally suffered a huge blow. I slumped beside the toilet, holding the snow-white toilet, and fell into deep and boundless confusion.

Old Tan said that if you don’t complete the task, you will live up to the vow of “fighting for the people to live and work all your life” when you graduated, so don’t go back to see him.

I burped, Lao Tan, Lao Tan, Deng Long's thick thighs belong to you men, I have more than enough heart but not enough strength.

I drank too much, and I walked out of the bathroom like a lizard leaning against the wall with limp legs. My mind was dizzy, my body was floating, and my feet stepped on floating clouds. I decided to put the troublesome things aside for the time being. Place a nest.

God pity me, no, something warm appeared.

A heavy suit.

Hey, why does the suit move

Oh, it turned out that there was a man in the suit, alive.

I blinked several times, squinting my drunken myopia, before I saw a tall and straight man a few meters away. I couldn't see his face clearly.

Although the alcohol was rushing in my blood at this moment, I was confused, but after a shiver all over my body, I was blessed to my soul, my God, could this man in front of me be a little beast Deng Long

The similar height and figure, as well as the cold and distant sense of distance, made my little undercover soul burn.

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