I put away the decadence just now, and in order to confirm my guess, I once again imitated a lizard, crawled a few meters against the wall, and stood beside him with wide-eyed eyes.
I can see clearly, it's not Deng Long, but he looks more attractive than him.
As handsome as his suit.
It's a pity that they are not kind. Generally speaking, there are basically two types of men who appear in this ghost place, one is a thing, and the other is not a thing.
They are not human anyway, and this one in front of him should be no exception.
I was shivering from the cold, but my stomach was burning, and my body was still trembling, while this white and stern man looked at me with a condescending look, and kept his expression on the sidelines. His noble temperament made me even stronger in the confrontation. Obscene.
and frivolity.
I admit that I am not used to being taken advantage of by others, but I am happy to take advantage of others, so I squeezed a smile, patted him on the shoulder and said, "Hey, hiccup", I hiccupped, "Take off your clothes, Otherwise I will beat you."
"Oh?" The man was slightly surprised, raised his beautiful eyebrows, and his voice was deep and pleasant, with a sense of resonance.
At this moment, the fine light is projected on his outstanding facial features, and under the effect of the light, the whole face is gentle and elegant, and elegant and beastly, which instantly makes me crazy, and makes my frivolity suddenly escalate , I wiped my saliva and moved closer to him, and held his chin tightly with my hands, admiring him generously, "Compared to the old bark just now, you are really a stunner."
I have to admit how honest and unruly I was when I was drunk.
The man frowned as expected, gently pushed away my violating hand, and retreated coldly, "Miss, please respect yourself."
"I'm already a lady here, how can I still be self-respecting?" I smiled apologetically, "Uncle Alan taught me since I was a child that when I meet a beautiful woman, I should flirt with her. When I meet a girl, I will flirt with each other. When I meet a pair, I will flirt with both."
"What's your name?" The handsome man's calm face contained a hint of anger, it seemed that he wanted to expose me so that he could retaliate in the future.
Do you want to check your account? I wanted to laugh more and more. I, Fang Liangliang, ate to interrogate prisoners, so I hiccupped again, played with my wig, swayed, and gave him a bold wink, "Look Won't you come out? My surname is Cai, and my name is Flower Thief. Flower Picker, handsome guy, do you remember?"
"You are very courageous." The handsome man stared at me with piercing eyes, exasperated.
Tsk tsk, interesting.
"I'm so daring, right? Because I'm drunk. Hiccup," another unsounding hiccup, "know what I'm going to do next?"
The beautiful man pursed his lips and remained silent, maybe he was afraid of his own chastity.
"Don't worry, I'm just looking for you...to talk. Do you understand the talk? It's just a heart-to-heart talk." My legs were weak, and I couldn't stand still. I looked around and put his shoulders on him and said solemnly, "I did it yesterday. A dream, do you know what I am doing in my dream?"
The beautiful man didn't cooperate with me at all, and continued to look at me with strange and speculative eyes, looking at me in his black pupils, I felt like I was from the planet Pandora.
People on Earth didn't cooperate, so I had to ask and answer by myself.
"Let me tell you, in my dream I was... a superwoman. For the sake of people's living and working in peace and contentment, I smashed, looted, burned and committed all sorts of crimes. Suddenly one night, my boss entrusted me with a dream, saying that I would meet my nemesis today, very powerful. Nemesis. I'll drop it~"
I grabbed the collar of his suit to prevent myself from slipping, giggled at him, and enjoyed his stiff and indifferent handsome face with some satisfaction.
"Your dream is very interesting." As my temporary railing, the beautiful man did not open my paw this time, "I hope your dream will come true."
I winked, "Trust me, my dream has come true. I will tell you secretly that my nemesis is gay. I like men... such as you... Stunners."
His face sank like water.
I shook my body, lowered my head and said sadly, "My old lady is completely useless."
Then I raised my head and asked him mournfully, "Help me see, am I crying?"
"You're crazy." He replied coldly.
I stared at him half understanding, "Will you buy me medicine?"
The beautiful man's uncertain eyes fixed on me, "Maybe we should get to know each other, I'm not in the habit of helping strangers."
I grabbed my railing tightly, waved my hand wildly, and said with a big tongue, "No need, I only have the habit of flirting with strangers, and it will be difficult to do things when I am familiar with it."
The beautiful boy was slightly annoyed, he pushed me away abruptly, and said in a low voice, "I'm the one who's crazy."
He turned and left.
"Hey, you can walk, leave the suit." I staggered and almost fell down, having lost my support.
He ignored me and continued to stride.
"Hey."
"Hey."
Still ignore me.
"...you give me the suit and I'll tell you my name." In the face of beauty, I betrayed myself awe-inspiringly.
His back paused, and he continued to walk forward, it seemed that he had no intention of stopping at all.
I touched my nose bored, well, people didn't take me seriously at all.
It was the second time tonight that I was disgusted by people. An old thing and a small thing usually respect the old and love the young in vain.
I leaned back and forth against the wall, spat in my heart on the handsome man a few meters away, clasped my hands and rubbed my bare arms, and said to myself, "It's so cold...it's amazing, hiccup, I asked someone to borrow it."
I turned around in a daze, and I was going to find Ai Dong. This guy just graduated from the police academy. He is innocent and immature, with a sweet mouth. To put it mildly, it is to help me with my work. To put it bluntly, I am afraid that I will cause trouble for him when I get drunk and make trouble.
I got a headache, and I've only been drunk twice in my life, one time I beat someone up in the hospital, and one time I molested someone and got myself transferred to the police station.
Alas, this is really not my fault, who said that one is too ugly and insignificant, and the other is too beautiful and gentle.
After all, we, Fang Liangliang, are just a poor man who pursues beauty.
Alas, a day of being rejected.
I took two crooked steps, and felt the sound of steady leather shoes behind me. When I came back to my senses, a warm suit hit me. I caught it instinctively, and then looked at the person in confusion.
He stood in front of me, wearing a shirt and tie, formally dressed, but he couldn't hide his seductive mature charm.
I looked at him, but he didn't have the evil eyes that are annoying, but he was serious and cold.
He stared at me sinisterly, showing a hint of mania, "Listen, you'd better tell me who you are? Last name, and first name."
On a chilly spring night, I shivered a little, put on the handsome suit wisely, and when I saw the logo on the collar representing luxury, I sighed in my heart, the good things were ruined in Fang Liangliang's hands.
Putting on my suit, my mood improved significantly, and I smiled at the handsome man who was frowning, "My surname is Hu. My name is Youni, an excellent You, and Ni is next to the word for nun. Everyone loves to call me Yuni."
Hu Youni, fooling you.
I flipped the wig flirtatiously, "Sir, your surname."
His face was expressionless, "Kang. Kang Zixian."
"Kang," I recalled the man's name to myself, "it's a pleasure to meet Mr. Kang, but can I ask you a question?"
He looked at me impatiently, but maintained a gentlemanly demeanor, "Miss Hu, please speak."
"It's like this... What nickname did your family give you? Kangkang or Kangzi? Oh no, Xiaokangkang or Xiaokangzi? Oh no, no, it would be too pitiful if you were called Xiaokangzi, then It's the eunuch's name."
After finishing the nonsense, this handsome man named Kang Zixian almost stared at me with wrinkled eyebrows, as if he was brewing a storm. He must have regarded me as a person from Pandora again.
Poor man, he must really want to send me back to my planet.
I heard a benevolent voice in my heart say: let this poor man go, you should go back to the spaceship to rest, today's blow is too great.
After all, I am kind, who told me to have the same name as mother mary, so I let him go, I took out his suit bag, it was empty, and said, "Lend me for a night, don't worry, I will definitely pay you back. If you don't believe me..."
I didn't think much about it, so I took off the wig on my head and stuffed it into his hands almost arbitrarily. Seeing him dumbfounded, I said confidently, "Take this as a mortgage, lest you say that I bully you, at this time tomorrow See you here, exchange with this, see you soon. Well, that's it."
The handsome guy held my wig, made it into a sculpture, and just looked at me coldly. Before leaving, I patted his shoulder earnestly and said, "Young man, don't be so beautiful in the future if you have nothing to do. It's not safe to go out."
Then I patted my chest and hiccupped, the strong smell of alcohol made him frown even deeper, "Not everyone is like me, Hu Youni, who neither robs money nor sex. "
"I remember you." Kang Zixian's eyes were as deep as the sea, watching me throw such a harsh sentence.
Red|Naked intimidation ah.
不过他一定不知道,我方亮亮才是这句话的“最佳代言人”,因为我爱对每个我想揍的人频繁使用这句话,哪怕大多数人我还是没揍,恫吓也好, It has been tried and tested, and it seems that there are many like-minded people.
It's just that girl, I wasn't scared too much, just like the little girl in the song, don't be afraid, don't be afraid.
I laughed heartlessly, "I will also remember you as a... stunner."
He stared at me intently, probably hating his teeth, I passed him contentedly, and suddenly remembered something, turned around and asked, "Oh, please help me wash my wig, it stinks, I knew it would be cheaper if I didn't buy it It's ready."
His face was darkened, so dark that it was strange to see.
I walked away smartly, pretending not to hear the gnashing of teeth behind me.
I must admit that my terrible mood improved miraculously after hearing this voice.
He even wanted to whistle.