I swallowed my saliva and started to introduce myself. I was going to talk endlessly to impress Jiang Li, but the machine crashed as soon as I turned it on.
"Hello everyone, I, my name, my name..." Oops, suddenly I couldn't remember my pseudonym, what was my name, I blinked in embarrassment, staring at dozens of pairs of eyes for a while, I could only Scratching his head and asking the English teacher standing at the door, he hesitated and asked, "Teacher, what is my name?"
The audience roared with laughter, and the teacher laughed too. The two girls sitting in the front row whispered loudly enough for the whole class to hear.
"Hey, is she out of her mind?"
"The clothes are so childish, how can anyone wear them like this now, but the face is quite mature..."
"Like a silly big sister..."
"Maybe it's Sister Furong's younger sister, haha..."
I stood in front of the podium and my face started to heat up. Children these days are as smart as monkeys with piercing eyes. I smiled at Teacher Ye and said shyly, "Teacher, I am nervous. When I am nervous, I tend to lose my memory. What do I call it What's going on?"
Teacher Ye is a beautiful lady, she looks about my age, gentle and refined, she couldn't help grinning and said, "Jian Meida, are you sure you're not here to be funny?"
Yoshi, Jian Meida, is the name of this silly elder sister who killed a thousand swords!
I suddenly bowed at ninety degrees, and introduced impassionedly to the brats who were laughing arrogantly, "Hi everyone, my name is Jian Meida, you can call me Ada, but don't call me Dada, I have no brain problems , nor Sister Furong's younger sister, let alone her distant relatives, that's it, I hope we can become good friends in the future, newcomers, please take care of me in the future."
"Why can't I call you Dada?" The little girl wearing glasses in the first row wiped the saliva I sprayed on her face and asked me timidly.
"Uh," I scratched my head in frustration again, and under the invisible pressure of thirty or forty pairs of eyes seeking knowledge, I said quietly, "Dada means Darling in ancient times. Frankly speaking, I really don't want to have too many Daling make… "
The boys below were stunned in a tacit understanding, and then burst into a tsunami of laughter, which made me realize once again that Fang Liangliang is not here to be an undercover agent, but to be funny.
Because I am quite tall, I was arranged by Teacher Ye to sit next to a girl with ponytails in the second-to-last row by the window. The bastards were obviously interested in me, and they rushed to watch me walk down, but all my attention All my strength was concentrated on the young but handsome face in the penultimate row.
Jiang Li!
I looked at him, and he was also looking at me with those beautiful upturned eyes, the corners of his mouth were slightly raised, full of faint disdain and mockery, he didn't smile, but I felt a stronger mockery than others.
Xiao Meng had sent a photo of Jiang Li before, the eighteen-year-old boy has grown to 1.8 meters tall, thin and handsome, and he is too white. According to Xiao Meng, he has no hair at all. Little Zheng.
But seeing it with my own eyes, I only have one word in my impression of this gentleman: Drag!
As for being handsome, I don't have much thought about it. After meeting Kang Zixian, a mature and handsome guy, his aesthetics immediately became sharp. This Jiang Li is probably the underage copycat version of Kang Zixian.
I looked away, smiled at the little girl at the same table, sat down, took out the pencil case and the English book with a broken heart, glanced painfully at the toad words on the English book, and felt angry. He turned his head and struck up a conversation with the little girl at the same table.
"Hello, my name is Jian Meida, what's your name?" I was enthusiastic.
"Song Changran." The little girl smiled timidly at me, her smile was as pure as a lily, and even the faint freckles on her nose showed off her invincible youth to me.
"Song Changran, you are so beautiful. I like being at the same table with beautiful girls the most." I hurriedly flattered, but listening to my own tone, it sounded like a hooligan molesting young girls.
The little girl blushed slightly, and whispered, "Class is on, hurry up and listen to the class."
I didn’t know why in the whole English class. In high school, my worst English class was the English class. I didn’t understand the structure of adverbial participle at all. My English in my life was hopeless, but who knew? My mother married an American. In order not to hurt my mother’s glassy heart, I bit the bullet and talked to old Alan chicken and duck for a whole year, which made my heartbreaking oral English level a big step up. .
Now my oral English is fairly fluent, especially swearing in English, I am the best.
It's just that now I'm listening to Teacher Ye's standard London accent, and his soft voice analyzing the sentence structure, I just yawn. I covered my mouth and yawned a big way. In the middle of the fight, I saw Mrs. Jiang Li yawning next to me.
When our eyes met, I quickly closed my big mouth, blinked my eyes hard and smiled warmly at him pretending to be cute, but the boy gave me a cold glance, without blinking his eyelids, and turned his head coolly to continue listening to the class. My enthusiastic smile froze in the air for an instant.
I was in embarrassment when Jiang Li's deskmate Da Xiong seemed to be smiling at him, Xiong blushed and smiled shyly at me, lowered his head and took notes with red ears.
I got off to a bad start, and I, an older bone spirit, was lost in the encirclement of cool kids, and I almost cried.
After class, I sat bored, Song Changran looked shy and shy, I took the initiative to strike up a conversation, I really wanted to get some of Jiang Li's preferences from her, so that I could complete the great cause of betrayal as soon as possible, but did I mess with this little bookworm? After a few words, she lowered her head and worked on the paper. I was so angry that I rolled my eyes beside me, but there was nothing I could do.
Many kids in the class watched me intentionally or unintentionally after class, but I only paid attention to one person from beginning to end.
I turned my head and glanced at Jiang Li, who was more than a meter away, bowed his head and was seriously studying the exam paper. His lips were red and his teeth were white. Looking at it from this angle, the profile of his face was somewhat feminine, but his thick black eyebrows made him look like nothing at all. girly.
Are there not many people posting this kind of sullen school girl
My eyelids twitched, and a terrible thought flashed across my mind, like a revelation, I subconsciously slammed the table, and with a "snap", it attracted the attention of the whole class.
Everyone turned their heads to stare at me, with thirty or forty pairs of large and small eyes, Song Changran flinched in fright, with accusations all over his face.
In full view, I rubbed my sore hands and smiled awkwardly at everyone, "Well, I... I'll test the hardness of the table," I pointed at the table with my index finger, "This... the quality is very good. Hehehe, Worthy of being a prestigious school…”
There was another burst of ridiculing laughter.
The children all turned their heads to continue their homework. From the corner of my eyes, I noticed that Jiang Li seemed to be still looking at me. I turned my head and gave him the brightest and most beautiful smile. I wanted to ask him through gritted teeth: Brother, are you so fucking right? gay
It was a long and torturous day, and I had almost nothing to gain except taking mathematics, physics, chemistry, biology, and Chinese classes in a dizzy manner and getting a bunch of white papers.
This reality almost drove me crazy. Lao Tan didn’t give me much time limit, and he really regarded me as a superwoman with three heads and six arms. My mother was right, no matter how strong a woman is, she should cuddle up to her like a bird. The man pretends to be Lin Daiyu, and the strong woman is an idiot. If she gets excited casually, she has to prop up her small body and become an invincible female cockroach.
I regretted it at the time, and even began to miss the days of Meixi, so I didn't have to go home to do my homework anyway.
But maybe God has mercy on me. When I was a student on duty after school that day, I met Ding Wushuang, a little girl wearing glasses sitting in the first row. I am delighted to find that this little girl's gossip skills are also unparalleled.
God, thank you for sending me a wonderful person in a difficult situation.
I put aside the reservedness of a newcomer, cut straight to the point, and directly brought the topic to handsome guys. Of course, I was still devious. I sneaked up to Ding Wushuang and asked her in a low voice, "Wushuang Wushuang, is there any top handsome guy in our grade?"
My ultimate goal is to bring the topic to Jiang Li.
Ding Wushuang's cunning little eyes flashed, and he swept around stealthily, holding the broom furtively, and dragged me to the garbage corner.
It looks like a lot of news, and I am secretly happy.
The two of us, one gossip girl and the other with a ghost, chatted about the eternal topic of women: handsome guy.
"Handsome guy? You want to know? Why?"
"Yeah, do you know my nickname at the original school? I'm an idiot among the idiots! Tell me, who are the top handsome guys in our grade? My mouth is drooling."
"... the top one, Ning Xuan from Class 5..." Ding Wushuang clenched his hands into fists, his starry eyes flashing with admiration, "My little Xuanxuan~"
"Is it gone?" I almost wanted to beat her up, but I still suppressed my temper and followed suit. Sure enough, Ding Wushuang glanced around again, and after making sure that no one was overhearing, he said cautiously, "There is also Jiang Li from our class." Lah. The two of them are on rotation as school grass. This semester is Ningxuan's turn, so I decided to like Xiaoxuanxuan more. Anyway, Jiangli is close to me. I can see it every day. I am tired of watching it. Xiaoxuanxuan is even more Bad is more mysterious!"
The "Xiaoxuanxuan" that Wushuang spit out made my stomach tremble. The handsome guy is pitiful now, he has become the collective pet of the girls, and even his nickname is similar to that of a pug. No wonder his temperament is not very tame.
Ganqing Kang Zixian was also spoiled all the way to adulthood. At this time, Kang Zixian's cool and occasionally warm handsome face suddenly popped up in my mind. For some reason, I suddenly thought of him at this time, probably because of guilty conscience.
I shook my head to drive the hateful Kang Zixian out of my mind.
"Wu Shuang, which one do you like more?" I wanted to make sure that Wu Shuang would help me, and asked a key question.
"Uh..." The unparalleled girl was shy, her small eyes shone like autumn water because she was hiding her love, she grabbed her collar and said embarrassedly, "I like Ning Xuan."
Little boy, your Auntie Fang is waiting for your words.
I was overjoyed, took a deep breath, suppressed my excitement, and pretended to be cute and asked her, "But Wushuang, I think Jiang Li from our class is also very handsome and cute."
Wushuang showed a slightly disdainful expression, waved his hands and said, "Meida, you don't understand, Jiang Li has a bad temper and always ignores people, Xiao Xuanxuan is a big fool, but he is much more polite Oh."
I blinked a few times, then suddenly pressed Wushuang's shoulder hard, and said in deep pain, "But, Wushuang, what should I do? My, I seem to... I fell in love with Jiang Li at first sight..."
Sister Wushuang was dumbfounded, I took advantage of the victory to pursue her, blinked at her, and continued my efforts, "Shuangshuang, good Shuanger, will you help me? I really like Jiang Li's type of boy friend!"
Seeing Wushuang half-believing, I pretended to be innocent and shy, lowered my head and twisted the corner of my clothes and said in a low voice, "Wushuang, let me tell you secretly, I'm really surprised, I didn't believe in love at first sight before, but today It was the first time I saw Jiang Li." I suddenly pressed Wushuang's shoulder again, causing her to stare in fright, "When he looked at me, I just felt a thunder and lightning in the sky, and my heart was crushed. I hit it, and my heart beat so fast, so fast, so fast, as if there was really a deer jumping around, I thought I was going to die, but it took me a long time to realize, I was... my heart was beating!"
Wushuang was taken aback by my superb performance, and remained silent for a long time.
I was a little anxious, so I said harshly, "Wu Shuang, I told Ba (Dad, vomit) that I was considered a little beauty, uh, I think Jiang Li would like me, tell me, I'm going after Jiang Li." Is it? My heart is so eager to like him!"
I didn't go on, I was afraid that I would go on, Wushuang didn't vomit, I vomited myself first.
After a pretentious confession similar to Qiong Yao's style, Wushuang's face was covered with my saliva, and she was obviously still slowly digesting the whole thing.
"This bastard!" Wushuang muttered suddenly, a gleam of determination flashed across her eyes, she wiped my drool off my face with her hand, and said firmly, "Fuck him!"
Vaguely, I seem to see the beautiful dawn of victory shining above my head.