Good Morning, Miss Undercover

Chapter 21

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When I came home from school that day, I invited Wushuang to eat the seafood pizza she had been coveting for a long time. Wushuang revealed a lot of information to me, and I sorted out a few more valuable ones: 1. According to the person involved, Jiang Li, he likes to be mature Nanny-type woman, what is mature nanny-type? Wushuang explained this term in such a simple and easy-to-understand way: Jiang's requirements are not high, and the altitude of the girl's Mantou Mountain must be above the middle level, so as to arouse his interest in climbing.

When I heard the word "mature", I was cheering in my heart, but after listening to the following, I lowered my head and glanced at the two small lumps under my neck, and cursed "FUCK" in my heart, no wonder that brat didn't look at me , So I like big nurses, my small breasts naturally can't catch his eyes. I couldn't help being depressed, I knew I would have packed two steamed buns to go to school in the morning, otherwise that kid Jiang Li would have fallen in love with my breasts at first sight.

2. Jiang Li's grades are very good, especially in mathematics, physics and chemistry. Basically, he can take the first place every time without any effort, but his grades in liberal arts are a bit weaker, especially in English. For a paper with 150 points, he can only get 100 each time. Left and right, far from meeting his own requirements, so now he goes to Teacher Ye's house for tutoring every few days, and his grades improve very quickly.

As soon as I heard it, after such an in-depth analysis, I immediately lost my mind about eating and drinking. This teacher Ye looks quite comfortable, Xiaojia Biyu, and the most important thing is that she has big breasts, and the scale is much more majestic than mine. Mrs. Ye has already started to spoil my good deeds first.

I waved away from Wushuang. I was depressed and went back to Feige’s house with my schoolbag on my back. I passed the Triumph store on the way and stopped, thinking that this time I had to fight against Mr. Boba Ye on the top of the Forbidden City. Passing her, even at a false height, is a victory.

For now, only the sponge can save me from the fire and water.

I closed my eyes and bought a cotton pad with a bra as high as a hamburger. The cup was D. From a distance, I felt that the mountains were undulating, but from a close look, they looked like two super big steamed buns that were tender and soft. It is very appetizing to see.

I think the young Jiang Li will definitely feel impulsive when he sees him.

I was full of ambition, and in the strange eyes of the waitress, I walked out the door with a strange smile. Speaking of which, there have been too many strange eyes recently, and I have already cultivated into the invincible Ultraman, so it is not surprising.

"The sun was shining, and the flowers were all dead. The little bird said, bah bah bah, why are you carrying a pack of explosives? I was going to blow up the school, but the teacher didn't know, and I ran away as soon as I pulled the string, and the school disappeared with a bang!"

I hummed a song and opened the door of Fei Ge's house. As soon as I entered the door, I met the eyes of Fei Ge, who was slumped on the sofa, shaking his thick thighs and eating pears. When she saw my dazzling pink outfit and the two braids on my head, I froze for a moment, the action of gnawing on the pears suddenly stopped, and the next second, with a puff, the pear water in her mouth spurted wildly from her big mouth, and the tea table was covered with pear water stains, I frowned.

But Brother Fei didn't care about it, she jumped up, she jumped up like a wild monkey at 180, she came up to me, stared at me, her eyes moved from top to bottom, and then down with great interest She looked at me up, and after more than ten seconds, she touched her heart and sighed with lingering fear, "My dear, there is nothing scarier than an old sow pretending to be tender."

"Hey, what did you say?" I blushed and glared at her angrily, but I didn't know where to put my old face.

Brother Fei patted me on the shoulder with a worried face, and said, "Sister Pink Sow, it's okay to pretend to be tender, it's your fault to be scary, tsk tsk, look at your suit, oh my mother, you are called second, you are the best in the world Rainbow is afraid to call itself the number one. Listen to my sister, go back to the animal world, don't come out and scare us humans. Huh?"

After making noise, Brother Fei slumped on the sofa and gnawed the remaining half of a pear as if he was doing nothing.

Since I was undercover by Old Tan Xiangzhong a year ago, Brother Fei became one of the few friends who knew about my doing this. In fact, very few people knew about it. I don’t know what I’m doing all day long. I just know that I’ve done nothing since I graduated from the police academy and entered the police station. I don’t care about many things. A year ago I started wandering outside for no reason, so my aunt always scolded me secretly. It's A Dou who can't help him, he is not worthy of Fu Chen at all, and the only thing he looks down on is me.

I put down the schoolbag, kicked it far away as if venting my anger, and slumped on Feige's side, rubbing my temples with my eyes closed, feeling a little tired.

After all, he was recovering from a serious illness. He was pestered by a man two days ago, and worried about how to pester the boy these two days. Things were difficult, and it was really a big headache.

Brother Fei and I, two women who don't look like women, were lying crookedly, chatting without saying a word.

"Brother Fei, do I look old? I'm afraid of being exposed."

"It's okay, you have a baby face, you were born to look like a giant baby... What are you doing this time? Be a student? High school?"

"It's just my old face, and I still want to fuck in junior high school? Come on, let me live for two more years, I can't take it anymore in high school. Today, I'm always afraid that those bastards will call me 'auntie'. The group of nerds are still listening to the bullshit mathematics, physics, chemistry, English, language and biology for a day, damn...how can people be so motivated?"

"Come on, Liangliang, you fucking rogue youth don't understand the spiritual realm of nerds, you haven't realized it. By the way, which high school? Could it be?" Brother Fei turned his head, his eyes widened suddenly, and his eyes widened. Blinking, he threw the pear shell away, shook my shoulder and asked, "Could it be... my old friend's alma mater... No. 1 Middle School?"

I nodded helplessly. Having said that, Brother Fei’s old lover and I both graduated from this big-name high school. The third-rate students in our two or three-rate high schools, our attitude towards No. 1 Middle School in high school was to spurn them to death. I yearn for death in my heart, which is very contradictory.

Brother Fei was suddenly excited, and sprayed pear water on my face, "Oh my god, Liangliang, my brother Fei has finally opened his eyes. It turns out that chickens and dogs can also ascend to heaven. There are still miracles in this world. A pheasant can enter the interior of a phoenix." it's..."

I was furious, gave Brother Fei a thump in the head, and shouted, "Ah bah, you're still talking about me, your pheasant has already entered the International Zoo, go back to the mountains."

"Ah... Bah!" Not to be outdone, Brother Fei also raised his arms and stretched out his long hands, wanting to fight with me, "It's fine to go back to the mountains, you can return my hair first, and don't think I'm going to kill you this time. I will let you go, I am so angry when I come back, I am all bald! I am bald! Fang Liangliang, you perverted pheasant!"

Amao and Ahong are the two bonsai plants on Feige's balcony. The one with more branches and leaves is Amao, and the one with fewer branches and leaves is Ahong. Usually, Feige likes to tinker with those two poor little roots, and counts them when he has time. A few leaves, and two very obscene names, made me regret making such an idiot friend every time.

But I have gone astray, and every time I go in and out of her house, I have to be dragged by her to say hello to "Amao Ahong", and when I leave, I still say, "Amao Ahong, the godmother is gone. "

I can be so stupid, even I feel incredible.

I also raised my fist and yelled, "What are you shouting for? Amao and Ahong are in menopause, and it's normal to be bald."

"Fart, what baldness, how many hairs do people have on their bald heads, look at them, there is no hair at all!"

"Ah, Fang Liangliang, you bloody goblin!" Brother Fei came over aggressively, we chased and fought, wrestled for a while, sweating, and finally had enough fun, the two of them lay on the ground and laughed.

My mood, which had been depressed for many days, finally became much lighter because of Brother Fei's return, so I started talking to her about heavy topics.

Of course, the first thing is to talk about Fu Chen. He is a thorn in my heart. Although I pretended that I didn’t feel pain, but after breaking up for so long, although my mood tended to be flat, when I saw him again, I found that I still couldn’t be calm. , I still mind, it was just a joke that I let him be with the only one, but I didn't expect him to be with her in the end. Accepted.

Brother Fei has been quietly listening to my ramblings, but it's a done deal, and she occasionally comforts me with a cold joke.

Then I wanted to talk about Kang Zixian with Brother Fei by accident. I was a little troubled. Recently, meeting this man is the most peculiar experience I have had in recent times. I even clearly remember the details of every quarrel with him. In fact, I should forget it. But maybe in my heart I am a woman who loves to be brave, once I lose, I will remember people who are stronger than me, and I will feel a little bit of sympathy.

This time I escaped under his nose, which made me very proud. So before going to bed, besides scolding Fu Chen, I would occasionally happily imagine Kang Zixian's gloomy expression after seeing me running away. The result of thinking about it every day before going to bed is that on the one hand, I gritted my teeth at this man, and on the other hand, I occasionally felt that He had a nice smile.

His mother has to admit that this man who is good and bad is like a walnut cake, which is quite memorable.

The thoughts I confided disappeared in a flash, and I chose to remain silent in the end. This man is just passing by, and when dealing with him, most of the times I lost, it was not honorable at all. Brother Fei will definitely laugh at me, or let it go.

In the evening, I went out shopping with Brother Fei, she was a cook, and I squatted on the sofa with my dead body, biting my pen and thinking hard about how to write a nasty love letter to that kid Jiang Li.

I discussed with sister Wushuang for a long time. She advised me to take it step by step and not rush to eat fat. I knew she was afraid that my fat would be too greasy for me to swallow. But I don't have the time, and besides, there is a potential rival in love, Mrs. Ye, in front of me, so I might as well cut through the mess quickly and directly carry out high-intensity and intensive pursuit actions against him.

So this love letter is very important, and it must achieve the effect of inciting tears.

My language is poor, and I can’t write a lot of words. Brother Fei also came to help me after dinner, but she was also illiterate than me, so we two illiterates brainstormed and pointed out. It took us two hours to sweat profusely. Drippingly completed this nasty and childish love letter.

After I was done, I felt relieved, and before going to bed, I forced myself not to think of Kang Zixian, a monster, and then hugged Fei Ge's thigh, and fell asleep sweetly.

The next morning, I had to get up early, the reason is very simple, the early birds get worms, and the early aunts have homework to copy, so I have to go to school to copy homework.

Early in the morning, I wore a high-altitude fake breast, squatted in the garbage corner and copied Wushuang’s sister’s homework, and at the same time raised my head sneakily to pay attention to the wind and grass around me.

I was lowering my head and writing vigorously, and the words were flying like a dragon and a phoenix. Unexpectedly, a pair of white NIKE sneakers suddenly appeared at my feet without a sound.

Jiang Li's young lady is looking down at me indifferently at the moment, his long and narrow eyes cast an indifferent light, and he opened his thin lips, "Go away."

Boy, you are kind, attractive enough, auntie likes it!

I was annoyed in my heart, but I still had the sweetest smile I thought I had, got up to give way, and purposely puffed out my majestic fake breasts, and approached him courteously, and introduced myself with a smile, "Jiang Li, did you sleep well last night?" ? Good morning, my name is Jian Meida, do you remember? The name is not difficult to remember, a simple and beautiful talent, hehehe."

Jiang Li didn't speak, he lowered his head and glanced coldly at my face, he was shorter than Kang Zixian, but I thought this bastard might be some kind of distant relative of Kang Zixian, his temperament was too similar, his face seemed to have been frozen, Gives people goosebumps.

I tried my best to hold my chest up, hoping that he would give me a little more look, even if it would be tempting for my chest, but this bastard threw away the breakfast bag in his hand without saying a word, turned around and strode away. invisible.

Glaring at the back of this brat, my fist is so itchy, so itchy.

In the old lady's traumatized heart, a raging fire of conquest rose up.