Take a look at the prince and the evil dragon couple
Author: round sweet
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i am a princess.
I finally waited for the dragon to come, and he asked me, "Can you unscrew the cap for me?"
I snatched away the dragon, and finally found the prince. The prince pulled out his sword and carried the dragon back to the palace.
Oh shit,
I'm going back to being queen.
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01
I am a princess.
No, no, no, not the nightclub kind of princess, but the kind of princess who lives in the palace, where the father is the king and the mother is the queen, and the prince beats the dragon to save me.
I'm just waiting for the dragon to grab me now.
You ask me why I know there will be a dragon to snatch me
I just know, because that's what I've been told growing up.
When I was very young, someone stroked my hair and praised me: "Look, how beautiful this princess is, she was born to be snatched away by a dragon."
I stood up straight proudly, listening to my mother humbly say: "Where is it."
The person who praised me said without changing his face: "Everywhere is beautiful."
When I grow up, I work hard to learn about society... oh no, feudal culture knowledge, and I want to be a qualified successor of the royal family.
But everyone around me said to me lovingly: "You are a girl, you don't have to work so hard."
"Then what do I need to do?" I asked suspiciously.
Everyone told me in unison: "Wait for the dragon to snatch you."
"and then?"
"Then there will be a prince to rescue you."
"And then what?"
"You can live a happy life. When the prince becomes king, you can be queen."
I thought for a while and asked, "Why can't I defeat the dragon and become king myself?"
They all looked at me in surprise: "Why do you have such an idea?"
I tried to fight for myself: "I'm good at riding horses, and I'm good at archery. I will also help my father deal with things. I'm very good."
Everyone laughed: "What's the use of that? There is still no dragon to snatch you."
"Don't try to be a king. No princess has ever done that. You just have to wait for the dragon."
I compromised.
I thought, no princess has ever done this before, so I'd better follow the rules and wait for the dragon to snatch me.
I waited and waited and waited and waited for a long time, but no dragon came to snatch me.
Everyone in the palace said that no dragon would dare to snatch me because I was so powerful.
I was so angry that I whitened my face seven degrees with white powder the next day. I hid an onion in my sleeve and walked back and forth on the city wall, panting every three steps and crying every five steps.
I don't believe it anymore, how can the evil dragon not rob me
02
When I strolled on the city wall until the 15th day, I changed 7 onions in my sleeve, and the dragon finally came.
It was a beautiful golden dragon, covered with gleaming scales, and the inhabitants of the city ran away screaming as he flew through the sky.
Only I look forward to looking at him.
He is coming, he is flying towards me!
I pinched the onion in my sleeve excitedly, ready to cover my face and cry at any time.
He landed!
He turned into a teenager!
He is really good-looking, with round eyes, big and bright, long and curled eyelashes, flickering like a pair of small fans, and rosy lips, like rose petals. The golden hair is very beautiful under the sunshine.
He looked less like a dragon and more like a prince.
No, I have never seen a prince as handsome as him.
I stared at him closely, thinking, being snatched away by such a beautiful dragon would be a very honorable thing.
When I go back, I must post an announcement in the palace to show off!
God!
He came to me! !
I want to look up to the sky and laugh three hundred times, I finally waited until the dragon came to snatch me! ! ! ! !
He stopped in front of me.
I looked at him expectantly.
He looked a little nervous, his face was flushed, and there was even a little water in his jewel-like eyes.
If it wasn't for the wrong timing and location, I would have wanted to hold him in my arms for comfort.
But no, let him snatch me away now.
He put his hands in his sleeves.
I think he must be ready to get the rope, come and tie me up and take me away.
I can't wait!
Then I watched helplessly as he took out a bottle of water, handed it to me, and asked in a soft and coquettish voice, "Sister... sister... you... can you unscrew the bottle cap for me?"
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I crushed the onion: "What did you say?"
Maybe it was because my expression was too ferocious, he looked like he was going to cry because of me, he asked tremblingly: "No... can't you screw it?"
03
Every day I walk back and forth on the city wall like a security guard, pinching onions, panting, just to wait for this day.
So he came here just to ask me to twist the bottle cap for him? ?
I stared at him, grinding my teeth.
He retracted his hand cautiously: "No... No... If it doesn't work, forget it, I'll find someone else."
I snatched his bottle, unscrewed it easily, handed it to him, and said in a rough voice: "Okay, unscrew it, here you are!"
He took it, pursing his lips and smiling.
Oh shit.
This dragon actually has a dimple.
Smile sweet as a piece of fudge.
angry.
It's fine for me to be a princess to help him unscrew the bottle cap, but I'm not as cute as him.
Just like him, he snatched me away, who is taking advantage of whom
I turned around impatiently, but when I looked up, I saw him holding up the bottle and smelling it suspiciously.
"what are you doing?"
He took a small breath, frowned slightly, and said embarrassedly: "I don't know what's going on, I seem to smell a spicy smell."
Spicy taste…
I secretly pinched the broken onion in my sleeve, and while he wasn't paying attention, I quietly threw it off the city wall, coughed twice, and said righteously: "Maybe the drink has gone bad?"
He obediently said "oh", but still looked a little confused.
I quickly changed the subject: "You are a dragon, so have you snatched the princess?"
He finally diverted his attention from the bottle of water and shook his head: "No."
"However, I came out this time to find the princess."
My eyes lit up: "I am the princess!"
He opened his eyes wide and exclaimed in a low voice, "Are you a princess?"
"What do you mean? Don't I look like a princess?"
He quickly waved his hands: "No, it's just because I haven't seen a princess. My father said that princesses are all beautiful."
He added: "My father said, the kind that is much prettier than me."
I:"… "
I feel like I'm being mildly despised.
04
Although I feel that I have been despised, but facing his face, I can't say anything to refute.
I can only talk to him in a low voice: "Look, you need to snatch a princess, and I am the princess. And I need a dragon to snatch me, and you are the dragon. The two of us cooperate, you snatch me, the two of us It's all done."
He hesitated: "But...but..."
I resolutely said: "No but! Take me away quickly!"
He blushed, lowered his head and said, "But, I can't carry you on my back."
I:"… "
Old irons, I am a girl with a height of 168 and a weight of 50 kg. Is it really heavy
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I asked desperately: "Can't you carry me in the shape of a dragon?"
He shook his head and said in a low voice, "We only carry our partner's back like a dragon."
Although I really wanted to say "how about I be your partner", but I looked at his face and swallowed this sentence back.
never mind.
Isn't it just walking
Can't I go
I found a rope and handed it to him: "Hurry up, tie me up."
He was stunned and asked, "Why? Didn't you come with me voluntarily?"
I taught him with a straight face: "This is a sense of ritual, understand?"
He suddenly realized, and nodded like a chicken pecking rice: "Understood."
He tied me up as I said, and then held one end of the rope timidly: "Then... let's go?"
I happily said: "Let's go!"
It's not easy!
I finally embarked on the road to be snatched away by the dragon.
I've finally accomplished an important part of my mission in life.
With tears in my eyes, I want to go back and take another look at the city where I have lived since I was a child.
Ga
How did he run behind me
The evil dragon boy raised his head, was out of breath, and said to me with tears in his eyes: "Sister, can you walk slower? I can't keep up with you."
05
For a moment, I was a little dazed, and I thought that maybe when I came back, I could change the content of the story that has been handed down since ancient times.
Changed to a princess and snatched away the dragon.
After walking another distance, I finally became impatient looking at the slow-moving dragon.
"come here!"
The evil dragon boy tried his best to run up to me: "Sister... sister."
I struggled hard, broke free from the tied rope, hugged the young man by the waist, and held him firmly in my arms.
Fuck!
He is so light to hold!
Also very soft!
Well, I forgive him for saying that he can't handle me anymore.
The evil dragon boy covered his mouth, his ears were red, and he stammered: "Sister... sister... sister, what are you doing?"
I hugged him and strode forward, satisfied with the current speed, casually said: "You are walking too slowly, I will carry you, do you know where is the prince?"
The evil dragon boy pointed in a direction.