A long queue soon formed in front of Ling Ran's chair.
The most queued are nurses and doctors who have nothing to do.
Health inspections are not instant diagnosis and treatment. Doctors make diagnoses based on previous physical examination reports and on-site physical examinations.
Don't look at the operating room, the resident doctors also have hands-on operations. If you really want to make a diagnosis, you need at least a senior attending doctor with more than ten years of experience.
Those who are diagnosed with serious illnesses are usually admitted to the hospital on the spot. In addition to prescribing medicines for minor illnesses, the simplest intravenous infusions are handled by the infirmary of the nursing home.
Intramuscular injection, commonly known as buttock injection, has long been abandoned by big hospitals like Yunhua. It is only prescribed in rare cases, and it is impossible to do it for the elderly in nursing homes.
In this way, the little nurses who had nothing to do and the little doctors who were ignored naturally gathered in the back.
"Ah... oh..."
"Well... um, um, ah!~"
"beep beep"
"Ahhh..."
One call after another, different calls, seemed to ignite the still air, making the atmosphere in the nursing home even hotter.
The dean of the nursing home just sat down firmly in the office and turned on the computer when he heard a strange sound. After confirming that it was not coming from his own stereo, he ran like flying.
Immediately afterwards, the panting dean watched as a very handsome young male doctor, who only appeared in idol dramas, grabbed his neck with his hands, and pinched doctors and nurses one after another, meowing, some of them were Japanese meowing. .
If you look closely, there are also nursing home staff among them.
Judging by the expression, every male doctor who was caught was like a tortoise caught by an eagle, twitching all over his body.
The captured female doctor and female nurse were more like white cranes whose necks had been held by ferocious beasts. They screamed and twitched, at most kicking their legs as if they were dying. Your Excellency the dean even suspected that a little nurse was rolling her eyes, and it was obviously not hostile to him.
"This is... what is this doing?" The dean of the nursing home is in his 40s this year.
What the dean especially admired was Lao Tzu's approach, and he strongly promoted the management concept of "governing by doing nothing, taking care of every detail" in the nursing home, which won the appreciation of the leaders of the Health Bureau.
However, the scene in front of him completely overturned the spirit of governance in the nursing home.
The clerk who had just received a two-minute massage felt comfortable from the inside out. He couldn't remember the motto of the nursing home. He smiled stupidly and said, "Doctor Ling's massage is very good. Dean, go and try it."
"Nonsense! Massage is massage, what are you yelling?"
"Isn't that comfortable?"
"Comfortable? How comfortable can it be? I think you are making trouble on purpose." The dean came to Ling Ran with a straight face, three steps at a time, just in front of an employee of the nursing home, and sat down. In front of Ling Ran, it seemed that he wanted to prove his thesis.
The staff of the nursing home dared to be angry but did not dare to speak. Ling Ran just glanced at him strangely, handed out the alcohol gel, and said, "Smear on the neck and neck."
The dean glanced back and said, "Didn't you have a towel to cover it?"
"It must be disinfected." Ling Ran replied firmly. By the way, move your wrist and rest.
The dean squeezed some alcohol gel and spread it on the neck and neck indiscriminately.
Ling Ran waited for him to dry before he put his hand on the towel and pinched the Dean's neck.
With a sneer on his face, the Dean's eyes froze instantly:
This is heaven.
This is the land.
The air here is fragrant and the sun is shining brightly.
The trees here are green and the grass is green, the water here is clear and the sand is white.
The threshing ground of the most beautiful wheat harvest in my memory.
The loudest thing in my memory is the crowing of a hen after she lays her eggs.
…
"Okay, there is osteophyte hyperplasia in the cervical spine, there is nothing serious about it." Ling Ran patted the dean on the shoulder and told him to get up.
The dean stood up in a daze, and saw several people laughing around a mobile phone.
He walked over and clearly heard a familiar yet unfamiliar groan coming from the phone.
"I... called?" the dean asked them tremblingly.
Several people raised their heads, and they boldly smiled and said, "Yes, do you want to see it?"
"Forget it, forget it." The dean covered his face and walked away, not daring to say a word.
…
"Doctor, what disease can you cure?" An old man hesitated and finally came to Ling Ran.
"I only know how to massage the cervical spine." Ling Ran said, "You can sit down and try."
"It won't break it."
The elderly are still a little wary of massage, after all, they have osteoporosis, unlike young people, whose limbs are soft.
However, although Ling Ran's master-level massage is only limited to one part of the cervical spine, the age requirements are very broad, ranging from children as young as one month old to centenarians.
The several doctors that Ling Ran massaged just now were all in their sixties. At this moment, he said confidently, "Sit down and let me massage gently. What's wrong with you?"
"There are all kinds of diseases. Hypertension, diabetes, rheumatoid arthritis, vasculitis, varicose veins, hyperosteogeny, disc herniation..." The old man recited it well, and he didn't look old at all.
Ling Ran nodded, changed to a thin cloth cushion, put his hands on the old man's neck, and groped slowly.
The old man's skin tends to be loose, and his muscles are no longer thick. With a little force with his fingers, he can touch the vertebrae, and he can even outline a rough shape in his mind.
Ling Ran's wrist moved slightly.
one time.
Twice.
He skipped the step of kneading, and just got stuck and ordered.
"I..." The old man was about to say something, but was comforted by Ling Ran's fingering.
The old man involuntarily closed his eyes, his whole body trembling slightly.
Many geriatric diseases are accompanied by physical pain.
Rheumatoid arthritis can be painful, varicose veins can be painful, and bone hyperplasia can be painful...
Most of the pain can be relieved with painkillers, but most of the elderly in China refuse to take painkillers.
Ling Ran relaxed his neck muscles, which immediately relieved his headache a lot.
"Oh... it's really good." The old man wanted to praise Ling Ran while speaking.
"Don't move." Ling Ran smiled, pinched his mandible, and turned an angle slightly.
crunching.
After an inaudible sound, Ling Ran let go of his hand, and said with a smile, "Try it."
The old man turned his head slightly, and said in surprise, "It doesn't hurt anymore?"
"Did it hurt before?" Ling Ran was also surprised. Nor is he a geriatrician, and he is not very familiar with the situation of the elderly.
The old man sighed softly and said, "It's a day if it hurts, and it's a day if it doesn't hurt. Hey, it's good if the neck doesn't hurt, and it's good if it doesn't hurt."
Ling Ran gently helped the old man up.
Relief of pain is the paramount aim of the physician, always hoped for, and occasionally achieved.
The old man himself was still very happy, he slowly pinched his cervical spine with his hands, and said with a smile, "Hey, the neck really doesn't hurt anymore."
"It doesn't hurt anymore?" The old people who came together stepped forward and asked one by one.
"The neck seems to be 10 years younger, and the head is not heavy, and it doesn't hurt anymore."
"Just 10 years younger?"
"It's good enough that it doesn't hurt, what else do you want?"
"That's right, give me a pinch too." An old lady sat down in front of Ling Ran with her big buttocks first, took her seat, and said.
The medical staff who were queuing up saw a large group of old people who claimed to be sick coming in with arrogance, looked at each other, and silently bowed their heads and left...
When an old man saw it, he immediately became unhappy, and slammed his walking stick on the ground: "Stand, those who have already lined up continue to line up, and those who want to have a massage are in the back. Those who want to see, those who want to press."
The medical staff who were shouted laughed: "I asked you to line up, what should you do if you are tired from standing and fell down? You should come first."
"There must always be someone who comes first." The old man on crutches began to think about the first question as he spoke.
"Use that brand, the brand for the mahjong table queue." An old lady thought of a way in an instant, and got everyone's support.
After a while, a box of wooden signs was delivered, and the familiar old people picked up half of them and tied them around their waists, counting them as queuing.
You can also sit and chat while queuing up, which is very lively.
"This massage doctor is really handsome..." An old man commented after observing for a while.
"It's also very strong. It looks like a strong body, with my youthful demeanor." Another bald old man said proudly.
"Like my wife who has been dead for many years, she was so handsome when she was young." A fashionable old lady with her hair permed into a large white circle, smiled and showed two rows of neat dentures, recalling the glorious years of the past.