Xu Jian was satisfied with the things his grandson was valued by Xiaobao, and encouraged him.
But Xu Yilong was dissatisfied and said to her grandfather with a grieved expression: "Grandfather, don't play with the children. Grandchildren want to do business like Dafang brothers."
"Oh, my stupid grandson, if you can change someone, you can tell your thoughts to other grandpas. You can see what kind of exchange they will give you for a quota. It's just someone Xiaobao chooses. Who dares to change? It is possible to change, I will change you and your brother first."
Xu Jian is not afraid that his grandson will be upset. The meaning in the words is clear. Your position is better than that of your brother. I have already planned to change it, but because the person chosen by Xiaobao can't move, let you continue to take advantage. .
Xu Yilong understands, of course, there is still emotion in her heart: "Grandfather, a group of children let me follow. I want to learn my skills and don't want to worry about it."
"Shut up." Xu Jian was immediately angry when he saw his grandson like this, and it was not over yet.
"Brother Yuangu, the child is small and ignorant, so teach it slowly." Bi Gou persuaded him.
"Brother Longze, it's not that I have to be angry. You see, this kid said that the nine children of Xiaobei are not good. My grandchildren will not be able to produce a cuckoo like a cuckoo, even if there are nine children. One of the guys, I have no regrets in this life, my grandson is a pile of mud that can't support the wall, alas!"
When Xu Jian spoke, he raised his hand, wishing to kill his grandson, and said to his grandson in a tone of hatred for iron and steel: "You don't want to accompany Xiaobei and the others. There are people who want to accompany you. You know who was there before. Are they around? The prince Li Jun, the eldest princess Li Pan'er. If it's no good to be with them, your majesty will arrange for his two children to go there? I'm mad at the old man."
"Grandson heard that it was the queen who was afraid of martial arts..."
The "pop" slap finally landed on Xu Yilong's head.
"You can talk nonsense again and kill you something that is not filial." Xu Jian was startled, and he dared to say anything, not to die.
"Knowing that you are not convinced and think they are small, can you be an adult? Change to the situation where Xiaobei met you today, you will definitely not be trembling with nervousness as usual. Seeing a little cuckoo, talking to them scared you In that way, you must not be scared to death when facing your majesty. When Xiaobei is eating with your majesty, he and your majesty are rushing to eat, do you dare?"
Xu Jian reprimanded as an example, and then said: "I dare not."
"It's because she is young, and your majesty doesn't know her in general." Xu Yilong muttered.
"Xiao Yuan is also young, do you dare to compare knowledge with him?" Bi Gou asked with a smile.
"Why don't you dare to say that Zhongyong University is bullying him, just talk about words, I will let him go two miles." Xu Yilong answered with a tall chest.
"Bah..." Xu Jian made a spitting motion.
The surrounding old men laughed loudly, laughing so that Xu Yilong was at a loss.
Xu Jian himself couldn’t help but laugh, and said to his grandson: “Xiaoyuan is different from ordinary people. He never forgets his life. Perhaps his understanding is slightly worse. Not as much as he knows."
"Rumors are all rumors, I don't believe them." Xu Yilong insisted.
Bi Gou thought about it and asked Xu Yilong: "Ask a question and say that there are two kinds of candies, one is red and the other is blue. Red candies are five cents per box, and blue candies are three cents per box. You bought a total of nine boxes for a total of 33 cents. Ask, how many boxes do you buy in blue and red."
After hearing this, Xu Yilong's face wrinkled. After thinking and thinking, she broke her fingers a few times, and finally shook her head, and said to Bi Gou: "The question asked by Grandpa Bi is too difficult. I will definitely be able to answer it in two years. ."
"It doesn't take two years. After you go out, you go to Tonghua to find Xiaohai, Xiaohai will tell you." Yao Chong understood Bi Gou's meaning and said to help.
"I don't believe it." Xu Yilong said in surprise.
"What can't you believe? This thing is called a two-dimensional quadratic equation in the Zhang family's family. Xiaohai didn't like it two years ago. Ask him with such questions. He will be very angry and feel too naive." Xu Jian shook his head and said.
"Yilong, Grandpa asks you to do me a favor." Bi Gou said again: "Now that the map at Pengzhou Pass is lost, can you help me draw a rough picture of the mountains and rivers within fifty miles?"
Xu Yilong shook his head: "I can't draw it."
"You go to Xiaozhu and tell him you want a copy. She will draw it for you. It is very important. I believe she will remember it. There are also pictures of my state and capital. You can ask her whatever you want." Chong continued to cooperate.
Xu Yilong didn't believe it this time, but felt that it was too difficult to do this, so she decided to check it out. If she didn't feel good, she would find a way to come back.
"Go back to your own team." Xu Jian waved his hand unwilling to talk to Xu Yilong.
Xu Yilong’s problem has been solved, but the other people who were selected yesterday have not yet come up with the answers to the questions on the paper.
The paper questions are very difficult to answer.
As the team was marching, Xu Yilong’s second brother came just now, found Xu Jian, walked beside him, hesitated for a few breaths, and boldly said: "Grandfather, what do you say Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan are going to do?"
Xu Jian turned his head to see that his grandson was silent, waiting for the other party to continue talking.
Second brother Xu Yilong took the paper on his hand and read, "Ask, why do we see lightning first and then hear the sound when it thunders? Grandfather, is it because lightning is faster than sound?"
"Yeah!" Xu Jian nodded, now everyone can learn basic nature and physics.
"However, after I told the answer to the person who followed me next to him, he tore the sticky place on the paper, and the answer revealed below was because the eyes were in front of the ears." Xu Yilong's second brother gritted his teeth.
"Huh?" Xu Jian was stunned: "You read another question without tearing up the answer."
"Yes, there are red and green beans, put them in the pot and stir fry. When the fry is finished, the red beans and green beans will separate immediately. Ask why?" Xu Yilong's second brother read one according to it.
Xu Jian leaned his head back, raised his face slightly, and looked at Tian Zuo. The old men next to him also narrowed their eyes and thought.
After a quarter of an hour, Xu Jian said in a deep tone: "This question involves basic physiques. The color of red beans and mung beans is not important. The important thing is the previous treatment. Soak a kind of beans with magnet powder in water, and then slightly stick. When the frying is finished, a magnet is placed on the side of the pan, and the beans that have been processed before are sucked in. Yes, this kind of problem is not simple, it is worthy of Xiaobao and Juanjuan."
"So that's the case." Xu Yilong's second brother happily waved to the person in charge of receiving the answer, waited for him to come closer, said what grandpa had said, and waited with his chest.
The person who was called bit his lip, the expression on his face seemed painfully torn apart the paper that was obscuring the answer, turned around and walked away, blinking away.
Xu Yilong's second brother looked down, his face also showing pain.
"How?" Xu Jian asked.
"Both... Dou'er." Xu Yilong's second brother raised his hand and covered his face.
"Hahahaha... uh uh uh..." Bi Gou laughed, almost out of breath, and the other old men also laughed in different gestures.
After laughing for a long time, Bi Gou said with difficulty, clutching his stomach, "Brother Yuangu is great, he is right, this kind of problem is not simple, it is worthy of Xiaobao and Juanjuan, ah, yeah, no more, I It’s really dysfunctional, my stomach hurts, it hurts."
"Laugh, laugh, I'll laugh off your intestines." Xu Jian calmly said to his grandson again: "If you don't have any serious questions in the future, don't take them in front of me. Go ahead and answer your questions. The old man is sleepy. "
After speaking, Xu Jian closed his eyes, and Xu Yilong's second brother had to hold the paper and continue to the front to be tortured.
The old men became interested in the questions from Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan, and after a few people looked at them, they found that there were not only such funny questions, but also other weird questions.
For example, let’s say that one person in the east and west of the city meets at noon one day and joins the mountain in the east of the city. There is a river in the city, and the water rises today. You are a person from the west of the city. , Such as waiting for the ferry, four quarters late, ask, which one do you choose
For example, if you are responsible for buying meat in a shelter for abandoned children, and you buy meat a day, you go to Guanyan Chengxi, a butcher surnamed Zhang is your relative. When you go to the west of the city, you see that the meat quality of each butcher varies, but the price is the same for the butchers surnamed Zhang. Ask, who do you want to buy meat.
For example, if you paddle in a lake one day and suddenly hear the sound of falling into the water, you can only save one place, one is your parent and child, and the other is six students. Ask, where do you save
When these questions are asked, some make people keep calculating, while others make it difficult to choose. Every choice must be understood.
"Why do you want to ask? It's anxious to see. Isn't it good to ask a little bit of knowledge? What can't you do for others? No, I'm going to ask them."
After reading the questions of the two people, Bi Go jumped into the car, chased a few steps forward, and came to Zhang Xiaobao and Wang Juan's car and knocked on the door.
"Stop." Zhang Xiaobao ordered people to stop the car. When he opened the door, Bi Gou got into the car. When the car started walking again, he asked with concern: "Is Grandpa Bi feeling unwell? Or is he idle and bored, if the former? I will find someone to show you, if the latter, you and I can play a game."
"I feel uncomfortable." Bi Gou said with a gloomy face when Wang Juan handed over the tea.
"Oh, tell me, let me solve it for you?" Zhang Xiaobao asked tentatively.
"Here." Bi Gou put the roll of paper he brought on the small table in front of him: "You can solve it, look at your questions, it's messy, if I have a chance, I want to throw you into the river."
"Throw it, I'm okay with water. If I change to Beckham, I don't worry if you tie your hands and feet and throw it into the river." Zhang Xiaobao agreed with a grin.
Wang Juan then put two dim sums in front of Xiaoji Bigou, and said with comfort: "It's just a problem. People who see a few problems feel uncomfortable in their hearts, which shows that human nature is not lost.
Grandpa Bi, do you remember when you fought Tubo? Xiaobao and I were originally in charge of logistics, and we followed the team with the luggage to the Pengzhou Pass, where our plan was to provide a steady stream of supplies to the front.
Later, because the news was not as good as it is now, your majesty sent us an imperial decree, asking us to go out to help fight. However, the actual situation is when the imperial decree comes down, the front is tight, where can we go out to get the credit for the advantage
Grandpa Bi, do you know why? At that time, you were with my father-in-law in Yizhou, as well as Grandpa Yao and Grandpa Lu. At that time, the leading general was Guo Tu, right? "
Bi Gou listened, and when Wang Juan finished speaking, he sighed: "Yes, Guo Tu, because he does not kill the Tubo people in the village. The border was in danger, at that time you..."
"Grandpa Bi, we don’t need to talk about our affairs. Let’s just talk about Guo Tu. If we give him a test like today, before the expedition, we will wait for the test results to come out, as long as he answers with his heart, we will never do it again. Send him out."
Wang Juan explained.
"So that's the case, I'll go tell them." Bi Gou understood and didn't let the car stop, so he jumped off.
When he left, Wang Juan exhaled.
"It's over." Zhang Xiaobao said.
Wang Juan sat there for a while, and asked Zhang Xiaobao: "My husband, ask you a question, such as one day..."
"Oh, I almost forgot about the major event. I didn't remember it just now. Wait for me and I will come." Zhang Xiaobao didn't wait for Wang Juan to ask, and patted his hands on both sides of the seat. The door was not opened, so he walked out of the window. Zhong jumped out, leaving only Wang Juan in shock and the curtains that were swayed by the wind.