Seeing the pitiful appearance on the left, Qin Ai was both angry and funny, and helped the person up and smeared safflower oil for promoting blood circulation and removing blood stasis.
"Does it hurt?"
The left wanted to cover his forehead, but Qin Ai held his hand.
Of course the left side hurts, and she is more squeamish than usual after being drunk. If it was her when she was awake, she would probably shake her head and say it didn't hurt. But now the left side is particularly afraid of pain, I only know the contents of the green tea manual, and keep in mind that I am a weak and cute girl.
"It hurts." The left eye looked aggrieved, and the drunken eyes looked at Qin Ai.
Qin Ai bent her fingers and tapped her forehead on the left side that wasn't hit, "I made you naughty, it hurts when you hit your head?"
The left side bowed her head, and she mumbled vaguely: "But that's because Mud said he wanted to bully me..."
Qin Ai heard the muttering from the left, and she couldn't help but chuckle.
"So it's still my problem?"
"Hmm!" The left side nodded vigorously, fully agreeing with Qin Ai's words.
Qin Ai was about to laugh at the left side. She rubbed the left side of her head and messed up her hair. "Are you still righteous? They say that wine is strong and cowardly. It seems that you are usually very cowardly."
Not convinced by Qin Ai's words on the left, she patted her chest, trying to show her boldness and arrogance, but she slapped it so hard that she choked on her own saliva.
"Cough cough cough..." The left side of the face was coughing red.
Qin Ai patted the back for the left side, and it took a while for the left side to stop coughing, even though the deep throat was still a little itchy.
"Why are you so stupid when you're drunk? If you knew it earlier, you wouldn't be allowed to drink so much. You're so poor, you don't know how to drink two less glasses? You can drink as much as I pour you?"
The left side stopped coughing now, she hiccupped, and her mind was finally able to think about some simple questions.
Why drink? Because she wanted to seduce Qin Ai. What is written in the green tea manual? The left side fumbled around under him in confusion, as if he was looking for something.
"What's the matter?" Qin Ai was very patient with the drunk left side. After all, she was the one who got drunk herself, so she was responsible to the end.
After touching the left side for a long time, she couldn't find what she was looking for, so she staggered and stood up, muttering something indistinctly.
Qin Ai wanted to hear clearly, but unfortunately the voice on the left was too low and vague, so Qin Ai didn't hear what the left was saying until she found what she was looking for.
Qin Ai didn't hear it clearly and couldn't guess what the left side wanted to take, but 555 knew.
Unsurprisingly, what I wanted to get on the left should be the green tea manual. The left side drank too much. I remembered that I was hooking according to the green tea manual. Just a moment.
[The host doesn't want it!]
It's a pity that the left side can't hear 555 screaming in her mind now, she just wants to find the green tea manual.
555 felt that the Green Tea Manual was his painstakingly 'masterpiece', but it was a shame to be seen by a big-tailed wolf like Qin Ai, who was shrewd and black-bellied at first sight! And maybe Qin Ai will think that it has broken the left side.
This is not the most important thing, the most important thing is that its diary is put together with the green tea manual on the left!
A diary is called a diary because it needs to be written every day. 555 thinks so, so it asked the left to move with its diary.
And its diary can't be regarded as a diary in the strict sense, and its real name should be called "Boss Ba's Pampered Little Sweet Wife Daily" and 555 Self-Bragging Daily.
If this deity sees this, the degree of shame is not one plus one equals two, but one plus one is greater than two.
Murphy's Law tells us that the more people fear something, the more something will come.
After searching for a long time on the left, she really found the bag containing the green tea manual and diary. She tried to open the bag with clumsy hands, but she couldn't open it.
Qin Ai looked at it for a while, squatted down and said to the left, "Do you want me to help?"
On the left, he pushed his bag over and looked at Qin Ai expectantly, like a little Pomeranian waiting for the owner to feed him.
Qin Ai bent her lips, she opened her bag, and in the pile of drinks, she saw two notebooks.
"It's open, do you want a drink?" Qin Ai's hand was already on top of the drink.
However, the left side shook her head, and she reached into her bag and pulled out both notebooks at once.
"Woxiang take this (I want to take this)!" The left side raised the book as if offering a treasure, revealing the words on the cover.
Four dark green characters - Green Tea Handbook!
Seeing these four words, Qin Ai's brows twitched, and she read them out with interest, "Green Tea Handbook?"
On the left, he took a look in front of his own eyes, and nodded after reading it, "Hmph, it's been a green tea handbook for a long time."
Qin Ai supported her chin, half-bent her eyes, and asked, "It's very special, where did you buy this manual. I've never seen this kind of book sold in a bookstore."
Speaking of this left side, she became inexplicably proud. She raised her chest and proudly opened the green tea manual, and told Qin Ai about the uniqueness of this green tea manual from the catalogue.
The left side had a big tongue because he drank alcohol, but this did not prevent Qin Xiuyi from learning the story behind the things that happened after he and the left side met.
Before, Qin Ai just thought that there was a dog-headed military division on the left, so it was a bit strange in chasing people. Now it seems that it is not that the military division is too dog, and it is not that the left side does not understand the profound meaning of chasing people.
The real reason is that the left has learned the wrong method from the very beginning, chasing people with books that teach people to make green tea.
"Qin Ai, take care of you." The mysterious expression on the left waved to Qin Ai.
Qin Ai leaned forward very cooperatively, put her left hand close to her mouth, and said in an airy voice in Qin Ai's ear: "Honey, Woosu, you are a mi-mi (Qin Ai, I'll tell you a secret) ."
"Well, tell me." Qin Ai waited for the left to tell the secret.
The left side smiled and said, "I forgot."
Qin Ai finally 'couldn't stand' the skin on the left. She pinched the nose on the left and shook it, "Have you learned to sell?"
She shrugged her nose on the left, still laughing, and after a while she said again, "I remember now."
"But I don't want to hear it anymore." Qin Ai pretended to be angry.
Pulling Qin Ai's sleeve on the left, he looked at the person pitifully, "I want to shrink (but I want to say) to be honest."
Qin Ai still had a cold look, she closed her eyes and shook her head and sighed, "My appetite has been drained by you."
"Listen to me (listen to me?)?" The left side continued to act coquettishly, half of her body had already climbed onto Qin Ai's body, not only that, but she also kissed Qin Ai's lips very foul.
Even when she was drunk, she couldn't expect any kissing skills from the left side. She simply put her lips against Qin Ai's lips, and pecked it even if it was a kiss.
Qin Ai didn't respond when he kissed her, and she kissed again on the left.
Until the sixth kiss, Qin Ai finally surrendered.
"Then I'll listen to your secret." Qin Ai said.
Hearing Qin Ai say this, a smile immediately bloomed on the face on the left.
This time, the left finally said the so-called secret in her mouth: "Secretly, high speed and tired, this tea tea manual is 555 for Ou."
Qin Ai did know something that she didn't know before, but she didn't find it strange at all that the green tea manual was given to her on the left with 555.
After all, the dog head military division is still a dog head military division, and it is reliable that the sun hits the west side.
The left side looked at Qin Ai with a look of anticipation after saying the secret, as if waiting for Qin Ai to exclaim.
Qin Ai didn't let the left down either. She read it brilliantly: "I see, this secret really surprised me."
The left side smiled stupidly and said, "Right, I drank you a silver (I told you alone)."
Qin Ai pinched the left side of her face, "It's really tossing, but I won't let you drink in the future."
The left hand patted Qin Ai's hand away with a very serious expression, "I'm not happy! I'm shaking! (No way! I want to drink!)"
"How about switching to juice? Huh?"
The left hesitated for a moment, and then quickly replied: "Okay!"
"It's so coaxing." Qin Ai poured a glass of warm water on the left.
However, the left is not interested in warm water at all, and her attention was attracted by 555's diary.
"What does this look like (what is this)?" He held the cartoon diary on the left, trying to open it.
The left has forgotten that this is 555's diary, and can't hear 555's almost runaway cry.
"Huh? Password?" He fiddled with the password wheel on the left, and after fiddling with it several times, he couldn't get the correct password.
555 breathed a sigh of relief, and he said fortunately [Fortunately, I set a password, and the drunk host will definitely not be able to guess it.]
People can't be too confident, and so can the system. In particular, 555 also has a 100% slapped face fg, so the next second—
Since I didn't know the password, I broke the lock with brute force on the left.
The clanging sound was the sound of the metal lock falling to the ground, and it was also the sound of 555's heart breaking.
Its diary! In addition to "The Daily Life of President Ba's Pampered Little Sweet Wife", there is also its shameless boast! Ahhh!
Next, the picture that made 555 want to die on the spot appeared. The left side was drunk and dizzy, and it was very difficult to read the words, so he subconsciously read the words he saw.
""The Daily Life of Mr. Ba's Foot Raising Little Tim's Wife", hiccup, laughing feet on the left side (the left side of Xiao Jiao's wife), eh? What a strange name, why would someone call it the left?"
Qin Ai glanced at the diary. Just by looking at the handwriting, she knew that it was not written on the left. Then Qin Ai saw the word "male two" with sharp eyes. Looking closely, the so-called male two was actually a little frog.
At this time, the left side was still muttering: "Why do you have to hand in the left side? It smells good on the left side of the footer of my name? (It seems that my name is also called the left side)"
On the left now is an emoji, a question mark with a small head and a big head.
Qin Ai didn't know how long the left side could go on like this. She got up and planned to cook a bowl of sober soup for the left side.
But as soon as she got up, she was hugged by her left waist, "Darling, don't play!"
Qin Ai patted the back of her left hand and said, "Good, let go first, and I'll make you sober soup."
"Tonic and tonic, I want to get tired of sleeping with me!" The left side said while hugging Qin Ai tighter.
Qin Ai's tone was helpless but her expression was gentle, "Wait until I finish cooking the hangover soup for you?"
The left side hesitated, Qin Ai coaxed for a while, and the left finally released his hand obediently.
The author has something to say: ○ I hope to return to the time when there were dozens of comments when I woke up.
○Thanks Xiao Er, Jiang Seqi, Shi Xi, Fang, Raindrop's Mine=3=. :,,,