Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating
网恋翻车指南
Author: 酱子贝
Latest: Chapter 119
Status: Completed
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The cousin that Jing Huan has been closest to since he was a child was labelled as “the other woman” in a certain popular online game: only after devoting herself did she know that the other party was a jerk with a girlfriend.
After several days of being bullied online by people in the game, his cousin went abroad in a fit of anger and sorrow.
Jing Huan couldn’t take this lying down; he decided to take revenge for his cousin using the same method as that guy – buy a character in game and kill that slag guy thousands of times online.
With his strength and skill as the Great God when the game was first launched, wouldn’t he be able to kill that guy and force him to quit the server in minutes?!
He went online, eager to fight, but made a discovery after conducting a round of investigations — this slag guy was the number one DPS server-wide, number one on the expert ranking list, number one on the wealth ranking list, number one on the popularity ranking list, and number one on the fame ranking list.
Conclusion: Can’t screw him over.
Jing Huan felt despondent. He was just about to give up when he personally witnessed his dormmate’s online relationship end right after meeting each other in real life. The other party had sent fake photos and changed their voice, and had even cheated him of his money, triggering his dormmate so much that he was almost admitted to a hospital.
Jing Huan felt enlightened as a sudden realisation dawned on him. After comforting his roommate, he moved the high-priced voice changer back to his rented house overnight.
景欢自小最亲近的表姐在某款火爆大型网游上“被小三”：付出感情后才知道对方是个有女朋友的混蛋。
在被游戏里的人网络暴力数日后，表姐一气之下悲愤出国。
景欢咽不下这口气，决定用男人的办法帮表姐报仇——买一个游戏号，在网游杀那个渣男千万遍。
以他本游戏开服大神的实力和操作，把人杀退服，那还不是分分钟？！
他斗志昂扬地杀上线，经过一番侦查后却发现——这渣男他妈是全服第一输出、高手榜第一、富豪榜第一、人气榜第一、名气榜第一。
总结：搞不过。
景欢沮丧，正打算放弃，却亲眼目睹舍友网恋奔现见光死，对方假照变声关键还骗钱，把舍友差点刺激到住院。
景欢醍醐灌顶，大彻大悟，安慰完室友后，连夜把高价变声器搬回了出租屋。
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