Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 1

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When Jing Huan came out of the airport, a gust of wind happened to blow his face.

He looked up, the sky was already gloomy, and the weather forecast only released the news this morning, saying that the typhoon would make landfall at night, and the city would already be windy.

In this weather, the plane can hardly fly.

But his cousin still insisted on booking a plane ticket to the United States, saying that she couldn't stay for a moment, she could fly today if she could, or stay at the hotel arranged by the airport if she couldn't.

As soon as Jing Huan got in the car, the phone rang.

"Huanhuan, your sister is gone?" It was his roommate, Gao Zixiang.

Jing Huan doesn't hear anything right now: "Your sister just left."

Gao Zixiang: "...don't be so sensitive, I mean, did your sister really go to America?"

It started to rain lightly outside, Jing Huan looked at the raindrops on the car window and muttered "um".

Gao Zixiang: "Oh, your sister is really miserable, but it's not worth it if I say it. It's not worth it to go abroad for such a thing."

When he thought of the reason why his cousin left, Jing Huan was very angry: "Do you have to tell me about the group of idiots in the game now?"

"No, no." Sister Kong couldn't provoke him. Knowing that he was in a bad mood, Gao Zixiang quickly stopped and changed the subject, "Okay, hurry back to the dormitory after you get off the plane. There is another injured person in the dormitory today. I can't handle it alone."

Jing Huan frowned: "Who is injured?"

"There are only three people in our dormitory. Who else do you think?"

As soon as Gao Zixiang finished speaking, he heard a choking sound similar to a pig's cry coming from the side. Gao Zixiang hurriedly said, "Oh Hao'er, don't cry, wipe your tears first."

Hearing the voice of his other roommate Lu Wenhao, Jing Huan started the car: "What's wrong with Hao'er?"

"It's a long story, come back first." Gao Zixiang said.

Lu Wenhao sniffed: "Come back from buying a dozen drinks, Jing Huan."

After parking the car, Jing Huan got into the canteen next to him. Knowing the drinking capacity of the two of them, he bought three bottles of beer, hid them in his clothes and went back to the dormitory.

As soon as he opened the dormitory door, before he could go in, he heard Lu Wenhao's wailing from inside: "Why did he do this to me?!"

"Why did she treat you?" Jing Huan pushed open the door and entered.

Lu Wenhao was sitting in the center of the dormitory with a piece of paper on his lap, really crying.

Gao Zixiang was having a headache. Seeing him was like seeing a savior, so he quickly jumped up from his chair: "You're back."

Jing Huan closed the door and handed him the plastic bag: "What's the matter?"

Gao Zixiang looked at Lu Wenhao: "You or I?"

Lu Wenhao is a little fat, and his face is red from crying now: "I won't say it! I won't say it!"

"Okay, okay, I said I said, don't cry!" Gao Zixiang sighed, "Do you still remember Hao'er's online dating partner?"

"... 24 hours connected to Mai, I can sleep at night and dream that I'm listening to them show their affection, do you think I forgot?" Jing Huan paused, "Why, we broke up?"

Gao Zixiang nodded solemnly.

"I thought it was such a big deal..." Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief and began to take off his jacket, "Don't cry Hao'er, it's not love, a man doesn't cry easily."

"It's not just that." Gao Zixiang looked embarrassed, "You should know, how much did Hao'er spend for that online dating partner, right?"

The game Lu Wenhao plays is called "Nine Heroes", a legendary game that has been popular for ten years and is notoriously time-consuming and expensive. Jing Huan had also played it a few years ago, and knew that a broken game would cost thousands of dollars just for one costume.

When he listened to the girl's voice every day, he asked Lu Wenhao for clothes. Lu Wenhao was a generous person, and the other party succeeded almost every time.

"It's just a fashion, how much can you spend?" In order to comfort her roommate, Jing Huan tried to keep things small.

Lu Wenhao choked and said, "I have helped her to point out her cultivation for the past six months."

Jing Huan: "...that's okay, tens of thousands."

Lu Wenhao's cry grew louder: "She wears eight purple clothes, six of which I bought for her, and one of which I gave her fifteen gems."

Jing Huan: "… "

Jing Huan went up and patted him on the shoulder: "Hao'er, we have to be like men, and we must not do anything like breaking up and finding an ex to settle accounts."

Lu Wenhao had already slowed down, but when he mentioned this, the energy came up again: "Of course I won't! Am I crying about that little money?! I'm crying because he lied to me! I'm crying for the past six months. Come to pay with sincerity and affection!"

Jing Huan asked, "What did she lie to you about?"

Gao Zixiang couldn't listen anymore: "That man is a man."

"Hey, what a big deal, isn't it just a man..." Jing Huan was halfway comforted and stuck.

Lu Wenhao: "Ooooooooo-"

Jing Huan was stunned: "Male?!"

Gao Zixiang: "Don't repeat it a second time, haven't you seen our dormitory building being flooded?"

"No..." Jing Huan was shocked, "could that voice be a man?!"

He had heard Lu Wenhao's voice chat with his online girlfriend. The girl's voice was sweet and greasy, and every sentence had an ending, as if wrapped in sugar. When he acted like a spoiled child, he would get goosebumps all over.

"It's a voice changer." Gao Zixiang said, "His girlfriend probably forgot to turn on that thing in the morning, and asked him for a new fashion with a male voice. Hearing him act like a spoiled child, I almost died on the spot... That voice was rougher than the old saying, Sounds like a thirty-year-old can't beat it."

Lao Yan is their counselor.

Lu Wenhao burst into tears.

Jing Huan didn't know what to say: "You don't have a video?"

"No, I just saw the photo." Lu Wenhao said, "He admitted it, it's a fake photo."

Jing Huan: "… "

It has come to this point, can the liar still deny it? !

"You didn't even open the video, so you charged people so much money?"

"It's normal." Gao Zixiang opened a beer and handed it to Lu Wenhao, "Isn't the online dating chart just about the expectations and fantasies before meeting? It's just that Hao'er is too unlucky to meet such a ruthless person as soon as they touch it. I think it is the most poisonous. That is to post a fake photo…”

Lu Wenhao sniffed, "It's not that I feel bad for money, I just feel very uncomfortable and disgusting! My account has been deleted!"

Gao Zixiang was shocked when he heard the words: "Deleted?! Are you crazy, Hao'er?!"

"I deleted the account, but I still have the equipment and baby." Lu Wenhao wiped his tears, "Don't you know, my account is a couple's name with him, and I'm also fucking bound to an eternal lover."

Gao Zixiang: "…"

Eternal Lover is a marriage system in "Nine Heroes". After marriage, both men and women can go to Yuelao Na to apply for a contract. After the contract, the two game accounts will be permanently retained unless they are sold on consignment or apply for deletion.

Gao Zixiang said: "Forget about Hao'er, this time, you should teach yourself a lesson. Let's not jump in a pit twice. In the future, we won't be beaten to death and not online dating, so that we won't be deceived a second time!"

Lu Wenhao asked him tearfully, "What games can I play without dating online?"

"Why can't you play games without online dating?" Gao Zixiang retorted him, "I've played "Nine Heroes" for so many years, and I've never been married once."

Lu Wenhao: "That's because you have a childhood sweetheart girlfriend!"

Gao Zixiang choked, his eyes turned to the people around him: "Then look at Huanhuan, he also played "Nine Heroes" for several years before, didn't he also have online dating?"

"If I was like Jing Huan, so handsome and so many girls chasing me, who would still be dating online? And he was still in high school when he played games, so he couldn't keep up with his studies. Besides, what's wrong with online dating? Look at Jing. Cousin Huan is so good-looking, the conditions are so good, she's not dating online..." Lu Wenhao was silent as he chatted.

Gao Zixiang helped his forehead with a headache.

It's over, hit the thunder.

Jing Huan listened silently, without making any reaction or making a sound.

Lu Wenhao: "No, Huanhuan, I just said it smoothly. I'm so unlucky today, so don't bother with me."

Jing Huan regained his senses, suddenly pulled up a chair and sat beside Lu Wenhao: "Hao'er, are you really feeling bad now?"

Lu Wenhao was startled: "What, what?"

Jing Huan thought for a while: "If I gave you two choices, one is that you are cheated by men in online dating, and the other is that your account is permanently banned because of a bug, which one would you choose?"

"Second!" Lu Wenhao was puzzled, "Why are you asking this?"

Online dating is just being deceived, is it really so painful? Can it be worse than selling a number

Jing Huan hugged the back of the chair thoughtfully.

Gao Zixiang vaguely felt that something was wrong: "Huanhuan, what do you want to do?"

The mobile phone on the table suddenly rang, Lu Wenhao picked it up and took a look. He almost didn't come up in one breath, and when he raised his hand, he pinched himself.

The two quickly stepped forward to support him, and Jing Huan took his phone and looked at it.

[Little baby: Husband, I thought about it for a noon, but I still feel very sad. I really like you, but unfortunately our fate can only end here [rabbit crying]]

[Little baby: I will send you my real-life photo, I hope you can always remember that this silly boy has been watching you tenderly from somewhere on the earth. 】

[Little baby: [picture]]

In the photo, the middle-aged man is a little fat, and his hair has turned a little white. With tears in his eyes, he is looking at the camera affectionately.

Jing Huan: "… "

Gao Zixiang: "Fuck! This is really not human! Killing people! Hao'er, Hao'er, hold on!"

This wave of photo attacks went to Lu Wenhao's Half-Life.

He sat up in shock as he was dying: "I want to delete his friend! I want to abandon this QQ! This QQ is already dirty!"

Jing Huan was full of thoughts, and when he heard it, he hurried to stop him: "Wait Hao'er, I have something to tell him."

Lu Wenhao was moved: "what's the matter, Huanhuan, do you want to spray him for me?"

"What are you scolding people for? It's boring to waste time on such a person." Jing Huan took the phone and lowered his head for a while.

Gao Zixiang leaned over to look at it: "Then what are you doing with Hao'er's phone?"

【Little baby: Haohao baby, why don't you get back to me... 】

[LWH: In? 】

【Little baby: OvO baby! I am here! 】

[LWH: Send me the link to the voice changer. 】

Gao Zixiang: "…"

Gao Zixiang: "?"

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