Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 100

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Lu Wenhao kept talking about the blacklisting for the next day.

They met at the back door, Jing Huan went downstairs early, stood by the door and played with his phone for a while, when the earphones were suddenly taken off.

"Scumbag? In?" Lu Wenhao asked.

"Didn't I apologize to you yesterday..." Jing Huan laughed, "Why are you still talking about this?"

"Apologizing can solve the problem, why do you need the police?!" Lu Wenhao shrank his neck into his clothes, "Grass, we had a good chat, and suddenly reminded me that I am not the other party's friend."

"I said I pressed the wrong button." Jing Huan put his elbow on his shoulder, "You have a good meal tonight, I'll pay for it, if you want to order something, why don't you just apologize?"

Gao Zixiang laughed: "You didn't know he howled last night, I thought he was blocked by his wife... Why did you come so early?"

Jing Huan said casually: "The time is wrong."

In fact, he was worried that Xiang Huaizhi would arrive as early as Christmas night and wait alone.

But obviously he was thinking too much.

"I'll ask Brother Lu when they will come," Lu Wenhao picked up his phone. "If there's still some time left, we'll go to the hot pot restaurant to wait for them. It's very cold."

As soon as Lu Wenhao finished speaking, someone came.

Jing Huan saw Xiang Huaizhi at a glance. The boy was wearing a black coat and looked lazy, as if he had just woken up.

It was true that Xiang Huaizhi had just woken up. He started to feel sleepy after taking a few cold medicines. In addition, he had been staring at books for the past few days and his eyes were tired, so he slept until dinner time.

Lu Hang glanced at his watch: "I thought I was late... Your dormitory is a good habit, on time."

"Brother Lu," Jing Huan greeted, his eyes turned to Xiang Huaizhi, and he called out, "Brother."

Jing Huan's voice was not loud, and the people around him couldn't hear it clearly, but Xiang Huaizhi heard it clearly.

He raised his eyes, and his sleepiness dissipated a little: "Well."

Others didn't pay attention to their simple interaction, Gao Zixiang looked at his phone: "The hot pot restaurant is just two tables away from us, and it's just right to walk there."

Gao Zixiang and Lu Hang walked side by side in front, Jing Huan glanced at Xiang Huaizhi from the corner of his eye, deliberately slowed down and walked beside him.

Since they have all confessed, there is nothing to be ashamed of. Xiang Huaizhi's willingness to eat with him means that the other party still regards him as a friend at least.

Everything is perfect, if there is no more Lu Wenhao around.

"Huanhuan, what are your plans for the winter vacation?" Lu Wenhao asked him casually.

Jing Huan spit out the white fog: "Celebrate the New Year at home."

"So boring?" Lu Wenhao said, "How about we go abroad to play? It's too cold in China, I can't stand it anymore."

Jing Huan shook his head: "No."

As a result, until the hot pot restaurant, Jing Huan was unable to say a word to Xiang Huaizhi.

The middle table ordered by Gao Zixiang had a total of six chairs. As soon as Jing Huan arrived in the store, he went to the toilet. When he came back, there was only one seat left, which was between Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao, opposite Lu Hang.

Sitting next to Lu Hang, Xiang Huaizhi was slowly removing the plastic wrapped on the tableware.

The dishes were ordered on the way, and within five minutes of being seated, the pot boiled.

The people at the table talked from school to basketball and finally to games.

Lu Hang had been holding back the matter of being killed before, and he still didn't say it after thinking about it. He swallowed the hairy belly in his mouth: "By the way, have you heard about the female anchor recently? Halfway through the broadcast, her beauty is gone, and the bosses on her list are autistic in place, and they are all clamoring to be sold. No."

"Of course I know, it's been on the hot search for two or three days," Gao Zixiang said, "Fortunately, at least it's a woman."

Lu Hang laughed: "Why, it sounds like there is a story?"

"I don't have a story," Gao Zixiang raised the corner of his mouth and pointed at Lu Wenhao with a cup, "He has."

Lu Wenhao was so happy, he pointed his middle finger at him.

They were all in the same district. Lu Hang naturally knew that Lu Wenhao had a wife. He couldn't help but ask, "Is your wife a man??"

"Ex-wife," Lu Wenhao was numb after being poked too many times, "don't worry, this time the video has been verified. She is really a woman, cute and entangled, and she likes to tie a double ponytail."

Gao Zixiang snorted: "In case we meet during the winter vacation, he will lift his skirt and be bigger than you..."

"Then I'll die with him." Lu Wenhao looked at him with a sneer, "I'll drag you along by the way."

Lu Hangle didn't spend any money, and subconsciously poked the people around him: "Xiang Xiang, in case Jing... Your wife is older than you, what should you do?"

Jing Huan's chewing action was stagnant, and he almost choked.

He hurriedly swallowed what was in his mouth, took a big gulp of boiled water, and then raised his eyes to look at the person affected by the topic.

Xiang Huaizhi saw all of his actions in his eyes. When the boy put down the water glass and raised his head, Xiang Huaizhi retracted his gaze without a trace.

"No." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Lu Hang said: "How do you know that you won't? Or did you two open a video?"

Xiang Huaizhi picked up the shrimp and slipped, and his movements were natural: "I mean, it won't be bigger than me."

"Cough, cough—" Jing Huan didn't hold back, his face flushed from coughing.

Grass.

Xiang Huaizhi can actually speak a yellow accent...

The others on the table were also stunned. Finally, Lu Wenhao came back to his senses first and gave a thumbs up and said sincerely, "Brother Xiang is awesome, and confidence is the most beautiful in men. But don't you stop playing games? Is your wife here?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I just bought the account, go back to retire."

"Oh" Lu Wenhao said with a smile: "Then why didn't you tell me earlier, come and play in our area, I'll cover you!"

Jing Huan thought to himself, why don't you play big swords in front of Guan Gong.

He cleared his throat: "Would you like something to drink?"

His original intention was to order some sour plum juice, but Gao Zixiang raised his hand and called for a drink.

Jing Huan wanted to interrupt their conversation just now, but the table was full of old players of Nine Heroes, and it was like a chatter when talking about it, and it was a bit difficult to stop.

"Brother Xiang is also engaged in online dating," Gao Zixiang was a little surprised, "I thought it was Hao'er..."

"Fuck you." Lu Wenhao scolded him, then picked up a glass of cold beer and put it in front of Jing Huan.

"For the first time, I can only blame that little sister for being so charming." Lu Hang joked, "You don't know what Xiang Xiang is fascinated by..."

Jing Huan didn't know what to eat, he glanced at Xiang Huaizhi again, and the other party lowered his head to eat, but he didn't even mean to stop the topic.

Lu Wenhao asked, "What's it like?"

"He helped her kill people, took her to play in the arena every day, and gave her a bunch of small gifts. Anyway, he has done everything you can think of." Lu Hang took two sips of wine, and his words became more floating, "I am so tired... I suspect that they have already made an appointment with Mian Ji in private."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't understand why he let Lu Hang say it.

He doesn't seem to care, but in fact he has been watching the reaction of the person on the other side. Jing Huan's face was red and white, and he didn't know what he was thinking.

"No plan." After a long while, Xiang Huaizhi said, "Eat what you want, don't tease me."

Hearing this sentence, Jing Huan's heart that had been holding on to it fell back heavily.

This topic finally ended, and the people at the table chatted about the new version of Nine Heroes that will be released next week.

Jing Huan squeezed the chopsticks, and suddenly felt very bored.

He licked his lips, grabbed the cold beer in front of him, and took a sip.

Jing Huan didn't listen to what the people at the table talked about later.

He didn't know how many cups he drank, and Xiang Huaizhi finally looked at him: "Stop drinking."

"It's okay," he didn't look up, "I didn't drink much."

Everyone chatted hotly, and it wasn't until the end of the scene that Jing Huan was sitting upright with his hands in his pockets, his face was drunk, and his eyes were almost closed.

Gao Zixiang bumped into his shoulder. Seeing his appearance, he raised his head and said, "Why are you handing him so much wine, don't you know that he's not drinking enough?"

"Tsk, I forgot to chat, he asked me to give it to me..." Lu Wenhao said, "Huanhuan? Can you stand up?"

Jing Huan opened his eyes, looked at them, and then looked at the table: "Have you finished eating?"

This is really drunk.

"Well." Lu Wenhao helped him up, "I'll take you back, what's your password?"

A group of people walked outside the hot pot restaurant, and the cold wind blew through, dissipating some of the scorching sensation brought by the beer.

"Can you help yourself?" Lu Hang asked, "Do you want to help?"

Lu Wenhao said with a smile: "Just kidding, I am a person who is almost two hundred pounds..."

Before he could finish speaking, the people around him suddenly moved.

I saw Jing Huan stand up straight and take two steps forward - walking in front of Xiang Huaizhi.

Then he reached out and ruffled his hair at will, raised his head and asked, "Brother, can you take me back?"

Xiang Huaizhi originally thought that Jing Huan was pretending to be drunk.

But he obviously thinks too much, and people with poor alcohol don't have the skill to pretend to be drunk. After Jing Huan finished saying those words, he leaned forward, leaned on his shoulder and closed his eyes.

When he arrived at the apartment, Xiang Huaizhi used his hand to bring the person into the elevator.

The elevator door closed, and the two figures were reflected on the door.

Thinking of his brother just now, Xiang Huai's Adam's apple rolled, raised his hand and pressed down on the floor.

After being drunk, Jing Huan was as quiet as always. In fact, he never fell asleep. He just didn't speak. When he got to the door, he could accurately tell Xiang Huai's home password.

After putting the person on the sofa, poured a cup of hot water to Huaizhi for him.

"Did you stop drinking?" he asked.

Jing Huan held the water and did not answer.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't plan to educate the drunk. He helped Jing Huan untie the scarf and put it on the sofa. He turned around and was about to leave when his coat was gently pulled.

"Are you short of power trainers?" Jing Huan asked suddenly.

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes: "What?"

"It's just that I haven't played for a long time. In fact, I have quite a lot of experience in brushing, and I can also help you brush your cultivation point and summoned beast comprehension... I can do it in power leveling sessions." Jing Huan's voice was a little hoarse, "Is it alright if you don't get a divorce? The title of husband and wife should be regarded as the training fee."

Xiang Huaizhi was slightly startled.

Before he could react, Jing Huan murmured again: "How on earth are you going to calm down..."

Xiang Huaizhi looked at him quietly.

Jing Huan seemed to be talking to him, but also seemed to be talking to himself. After asking this, he didn't say anything.

After a long time, Xiang Huaizhi broke his hand and went to the bathroom to get a towel to soak in hot water.

Jing Huan's murmur just now circulated in his mind, he lowered his eyes and thought, is he still angry

This isn't the first time he's been tricked into the game.

Years ago, his sworn brother cheated a lot of money in his name, and he wasn't really angry at the time, he just didn't think it was worth it.

No matter the game or the people inside, it's not worth his effort.

But this time is different.

Xiang Huaizhi has always only paid attention to PK when playing games, and he has not paid much attention to the rest.

But after they separated, he withheld the title of husband and wife, turned off the coordinate display, and changed his personal information.

Change the information to "just be happy" because I care.

Change the information back, but also because of care.

The sound of the phone falling to the ground came from outside, interrupting Xiang Huaizhi's thoughts. He wringed out the towel and went back to the living room.

"Look up and wipe your face." He walked over to Jing Huan and said.

Jing Huan obediently raised her head.

Afraid of hurting him, Xiang Huaizhi moved very lightly, pressing one hand on his head to make it easier to exert force.

"Brother," Jing Huan's voice came out through the towel, a little dull, "I'll give you back the money for the equipment."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "Well."

"Then you... owe me, when will you pay it back?"

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "What do I owe you?"

Jing Huan raised his hand and stretched out five fingers: "You kissed me twice."

Xiang Huaizhi paused: "..."

"And all without my consent." Jing Huan looked up at him.

Xiang Huaizhi was dumbfounded, and turned over the towel: "Well, how do you pay it back? Pay the money or pay the equipment... "

Before he could finish speaking, someone grabbed his wrist.

Jing Huan's eyes were wet, and the look in his eyes was inexplicably stubborn.

Jing Huan was drunk and could not stand still, he grabbed Xiang Huaizhi's wrist, got up with strength, and then kissed Xiang Huaizhi's chin.

Xiang Huaizhi only felt his chin heat, the boy's tongue was warm and fiery, and he carefully licked his chin.

Jing Huan fell back onto the sofa and said, "There's one more time left."