Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 101

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Xiang Huaizhi didn't drink, but at this moment he felt a little overwhelmed.

The windows of the apartment were not closed tightly, and a gust of wind blew in, causing a chill on Xiang Huaizhi's chin, as if to remind him that he had just been kissed here.

The instigator was lying on the sofa, still wrapped in a coat, with his legs spread wide open, with one leg still attached to his calf, his eyes should be closed or not, and he looked at him in a blur.

"Why?" Jing Huan's voice was low, "It's only right and proper to pay back debts, you have to hold back if you don't want to..."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "No, I just wanted to ask if you need me to pay it off."

Jing Huan was silent.

He looked at Xiang Huaizhi for a long time, thinking hard, and finally said: "Forget it... There is one more time to keep it, I will save it."

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his head and took a deep breath, feeling a little soft in his heart: "Does it hurt?"

"It doesn't hurt, the eyelids hurt." Jing Huan said.

"Then go to sleep."

"No," Jing Huan turned to look at the computer, thinking of something to say, "I haven't done it everyday today."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "It doesn't matter if you don't do it for a day occasionally."

Jing Huan quieted down, and Xiang Huaizhi was about to hang up the towel when he said, "Xiao Xiangjing hasn't fed yet."

Xiang Huaizhi paused: "I'll go back and feed again."

Jing Huan looked at him in shock: "Why are you like this?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "...What's wrong with me?"

"You're going to take her away, and you've been rushing to feed the baby with me these two days!"

Xiang Huaizhi finally understood that Jing Huan didn't make trouble when he was drunk, but that he had great stamina.

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan sat in front of the computer to log in to his account and entered the wrong password several times before logging into the game.

Then the system message comes oncoming.

[Yue Lao: The divorce application that you and your heart longed for has taken effect. Please form a team to go to Yue Lao to cut your red line within three days, and the expired application will be invalid. 】

Xiang Huaizhi cursed as if he was venting his anger when he heard the person sitting, "Trash game."

Hello child, Xiang Huaizhi said, "Okay, turn off the computer and go to bed."

"No, I want to brush my daily routine." Jing Huan said.

Standing behind him, Xiang Huaizhi frowned, put his hand into his hair, and lightly rubbed it twice: "Go to sleep."

The drunk person is slow to do anything. Xiang Huaizhi helped him take off his jacket, only to find that he was wearing only a thin long sleeve.

Jing Huan didn't like to wear clothes when sleeping. After taking off his coat, he subconsciously raised his hand and took off his pants.

Xiang Huaizhi just turned around and hung up a coat. When he turned around, the boy was only left with a pair of black underwear.

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Jing Huan rubbed his eyes, bent his long legs and stepped onto the bed, once the quilt was covered, he fell asleep like this.

Xiang Huaizhi's throat tightened, staring at his fair shoulders and collarbone for a while, then pursed his lips to help him pull the quilt, went to the living room to pick up the cup, and drank the remaining water in one gulp.

When Jing Huan woke up, the room was dark and the curtains were pulled tightly. He opened his eyes, his head was blank, and his brain was aching.

The phone vibrated twice on the computer table, and Jing Huan reached for it from under the duvet, and then narrowed his eyes from the bright light of the phone.

Looking closely, I saw a few cracks on the phone screen.

It's been almost a year since I bought the phone, but Jing Huan didn't feel bad, just clicked on a message.

Lu Wenhao: @小景 Ya are you awake? Are you going to the library

Jing Huan glanced at it, it was the news two hours ago.

Xiaojing: @Lu Wenhao is not a filial son, kill me while I'm sick

Lu Wenhao:

Xiaojing: Did you smash my cell phone, please forgive me if I confess.

Gao Zixiang: Yes, I testify.

Lu Wenhao: Do you [horse head], get out! I'm not crazy, I have to pay you a new one for smashing your phone, and in the end it's me who suffers.

Jing Huan laughed.

Lu Wenhao: But when I helped you out of the store last night, your phone was fine, otherwise you can ask Brother Xiang.

Jing Huan smiled.

Xiaojing: What do you mean

Lu Wenhao: Brother Xiang sent you back yesterday. Maybe you accidentally dropped your phone on the way.

Xiaojing: …

Lu Wenhao: You won't forget again, will you

Of course Jing Huan did not forget.

But he thought it was just a dream, that Xiang Huaizhi helped him enter the door and wiped his face... He even kissed Xiang Huai.

Lu Wenhao: Tsk, you called someone "brother" yesterday and asked him to take you home... Okay, unlock the new drunk posture

Xiaojing: Then, did he beat me

Lu Wenhao:

Lu Wenhao: No, I helped you and left.

Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief, threw the phone aside, lifted the quilt and found that he was only wearing a pair of underwear, and the drowsiness disappeared instantly.

Drunk episodes are actually rare. While taking a bath, he vaguely remembered what happened last night. Although he didn't go into every conversation in detail, he could be considered to have restored most of the scene.

After a long while, Jing Huan bit his toothbrush, wrinkled his face and said to himself in the mirror, "You are too unsatisfactory..."

Why only kiss the chin? !

At this point, Jing Huan no longer felt embarrassed or ashamed.

He had a showdown, he just liked Xiang Huaizhi.

If you make a mistake, you can correct it. If you like it, you can chase it. As long as Xiang Huaizhi doesn't explicitly reject him, he still has a chance.

After taking a shower, Jing Huan dried his hair and turned on the computer swiftly.

No one was online in the separate friend list. Jing Huan moved his fingers and flew back to the sect, wanting to do today's daily routine, but the system reminded him that today's task has been completed and asked him to come back tomorrow.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, opened the task list and took a look, only to find that his daily routine for today had been completed.

Certainly not by himself.

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: Xiao Jingjing, good morning. The New Year's Day mission is out, and there are new fashions, have you seen it

[Friend] Little Sweet View: I haven't had time to watch it yet.

[Friend] Love is divided between you and you: Come and help me pick one from unknown and exotic places, I only plan to buy one color, and I am tangled to death.

When Xiang Huai went online, he was swiped by the system message.

[Exotic businessman: Congratulations to the young hero! Xiao Tianjing presents you a set of "New Year's Day Doll (White)", please go to Unknown Exotic (118, 29) to receive your new clothes! 】

[Exotic businessman: Congratulations to the young hero! Xiao Tianjing presents you a set of "New Year's Day Dolls (Red)", please go to Unknown Exotic Areas (118, 29) to receive your new clothes! 】

The same set of fashion, seven colors, Jing Huanquan brought him over.

[Husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: My brother is early.

Xiang Huaizhi returned to half a month ago in a trance.

[Couple] Yearning for it: Well, did you buy the wrong fashion

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: No, you are changing.

[husband and wife] yearning for it:...

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: Thank you for sending me back yesterday.

[Husband and wife] yearning for it: nothing.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: Did you do it for me every day

[Husband and wife] yearning for it: You said that you will not sleep until you finish your daily routine.

This Jing Huan really can't remember.

But since Xiang Huaizhi said it, that's what happened.

[husband and wife] Xiao Tianjing: Can you speak

The two were not used to using YY, and directly connected the voice in the game.

Jing Huan didn't turn on the voice changer. He swayed the mouse and said calmly, "I was drunk last night... but I still remember everything."

The boy's clean voice is more pleasing to the ear than using a voice changer. Xiang Huaizhi raised his hand and put on the other earphone.

He thought Jing Huan was going to lift that chin kiss.

Jing Huan paused for a while, then asked, "So when you went back last night, did you think about what I said?"

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows: "What's the matter?"

"It's just about the power leveling and divorce." Jing Huan said.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't think about anything last night.

He went back to the dormitory, first turned on the computer to finish the daily routine of the two numbers, and then turned over on the bed, his mind was floating, all the boys' white and sexy shoulders and flat and firm belly.

Xiang Huaizhi closed his eyes for a while before responding, "No."

Jing Huan gave a long "Oh".

Xiang Huaizhi's heart was itchy, and just as he was about to say something, Jing Huan said again, "Otherwise, would you try it out first?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "What?"

"My power leveling business." Jing Huan boasted, "My service is very thoughtful."

Xiang Huaizhi smiled silently: "How thoughtful?"

Jing Huan: "When you're not online, I'll be your caring little housekeeper. I'll help you gain experience, improve your summoned beast comprehension, repair your house, feed your children, and add durability."

Xiang Huaizhi said, "When I'm online."

"When you're online," Jing Huan cleared his throat, "I'm your little valet. What do you mean by my milk... Other power trainers don't have this service."

Xiang Huaizhi nodded: "Indeed."

Jing Huan crossed his legs and planned to order a breakfast takeaway, trying to give Xiang Huaizhi enough time to think about it.

It's a pity that the takeaway has not been picked yet, so he couldn't help it: "Brother, have you thought about it? I'm in a hurry."

Xiang Huaizhi looked up from the book, his brows were light, and asked him, "Have you finished breakfast?"

"No, I haven't ordered yet."

"First."

"Firstly."

Xiang Huaizhi sighed, clicked the mouse, and opened his coordinate display: "After eating, come pick me up at the Temple of Heaven, and go to the next book."

Although it was a booster, Xiang Huaizhi didn't ask him to do anything. On the contrary, Jing Huan was dedicated to his work and loved his post. One morning, he secretly got on the account and finished Xiang Huaizhi's daily routine.

The next day, Xiang Huaizhi changed the account password.

Xiang: How many pages did you recite

Xiaojing: …

Xiaojing: Two pages T▽T

Xiang: There are seven pages in total. For the exam the day after tomorrow, you have memorized two pages

Xiaojing: It's too hard to memorize.

Xiang: Memorize three pages today.

Xiaojing: I'm just your power trainer for the time being, you can't control my studies! [beat the table]

Towards:

Xiaojing: I back.

Lu Hang was burying his head in the book, and when he heard the chuckle from behind, he couldn't help but turn his head.

"What are you laughing at..." Lu Hang stretched his muscles and bones. "By the way, are you going to come to my house for New Year's greetings? My mother has asked me several times."

Xiang Huaizhi put down his phone: "I won't go."

"Also, it's early next year, and it's very close to your birthday—how do you want to spend it?"

"That's it," Xiang Huaizhi said lightly, "Let's have a meal with the family."

"I knew it."

Lu Hang snorted, and just as he was about to say something, there was a knock on the door of their dormitory.

A boy stood outside with a few cups of drinks in his hand: "Hello, the coffee you ordered."

There are many work-study students in their school, and many students do part-time errands.

Lu Hang was stunned: "We didn't order takeout, did you make a mistake?"

"That's right..." The boy glanced at the list, "Someone else bought it for you, right?"

Lu Hang took it in a fog. After closing the door, he looked at the words on the order and said, "Come on, brother?"

Xiang Huaizhi's eyelids jumped and he turned his head subconsciously.

Lu Hang: "Hey, which brother are you talking about? This man also bought four cups... "

Before Lu Hang finished speaking, his roommate got up and took away the coffee, leaving him only one cup.

Lu Hang was stunned: "I bought it for you?"

Coffee is his favorite taste, and Xiang Huaizhi responded, "Yeah."

"Which sister is so considerate..." Lu Hang laughed, shaking the cup in his hand, "there is one more."

"For you."

Xiang Huaizhi put three cups of coffee on the table, thinking it was just a whim when Jing Huan ordered takeout, and ordered one for himself.

Unexpectedly, the next day, he not only received coffee, but also several desserts, and the order said "Brother, get back to my message".

Ignoring the strange eyes of the errand salesman, Xiang Huaizhi put his things aside and took out his mobile phone.

Xiang: I accidentally pressed mute.

Xiang: What is this doing

Xiaojing: Huh

Xiang: Those takeaways.

Xiaojing: what do you say >.