Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 103

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When Jing Huan returned home, his mind was still groggy.

He thought it was because of lack of oxygen.

Jing Huan took off his coat, threw it aside casually, and then threw himself onto the sofa, hanging his long legs casually, raising his hands to cover his eyes.

Grass.

Omg.

It's so cool too...

He recalled the kiss just now, and instantly felt a little breathless, thinking that the auricle was hot again.

The kiss was stopped by Jing Huan first.

He was a little reluctant, but if he didn't stop... His colourful reaction would definitely be discovered by Xiang Huaizhi, which would be too embarrassing.

Fortunately, if you wear thick clothes in winter, and the cold wind blows, you won't be embarrassed on the way back.

He took out his phone and clicked on the top dialog box.

Xiaojing: Brother~~~Are you in the bedroom?~~~

Towards:

To: here we come.

Xiaojing: I'm going to take a bath first. Are you going to bed early today

Xiang Huaizhi took out the clothes from the closet and lowered his head to reply to the news.

At this time, Lu Hang took off his earphones and got up and poured water, still talking in his mouth.

"Just now I took the time to do a 20-person big book with the helpers. I was exhausted. Those outputs don't seem to be very good at playing. It took almost two hours to kill..."

These broken thoughts stopped after seeing Xiang Huaizhi's face.

Lu Hang was stunned for a moment, then quickly stepped forward, took a closer look at his clothes, and asked in shock, "Xiang Xiang... You were beaten?!"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "No."

"Your mouth is broken! Who is not afraid of death? Why beat you? Did that person's girlfriend confess to you?" Lu Hang looked down and was even more surprised, "No... your chin Why is there still a tooth mark?"

Why else.

Xiang Huaizhi felt amused when he thought of Jing Huan sucking and biting on his chin.

He pressed the corner of his mouth and asked, "What do you think?"

"I think?"

"Who only fights with mouths?"

After finishing speaking, Xiang Huaizhi took his clothes and mobile phone into the bathroom, leaving only Lu Hang with a blank face.

Xiang: I want to review, but I still don't sleep.

Xiaojing: Then can we chat for a while

Xiang: Hmm.

Xiaojing: Then I'm going to take a bath~~~~~~

Xiang: … don’t send so many symbols.

Xiaojing: Oh~ :D

Jing Huan took a long time in this bath.

The heating was turned on in the room. When he came out, he only wore loose pajama pants. He wiped his hair while looking at the chat record he had just had with Xiang Huaizhi, and when he saw the tildes, he felt a little ashamed, but at the same time. Especially want to laugh.

He sent an expression over, but the other side didn't reply.

Jing Huan sat at the computer desk, opened the photo album, sent a circle of friends after a long time, and then started to look through the messages received in the past few hours.

Lu Wenhao: [Share the post - A headlight broke in the playground tonight, and I saw a bunch of pictures that are not suitable for children! 】

Jing Huan jumped, and immediately stopped wiping his hair.

He entered the post with a guilty conscience, and after seeing that no one mentioned him and Xiang Huai in it, he was relieved and closed the post.

Lu Wenhao: tsk tsk tsk, look, look!

Xiaojing: What are you looking at

Lu Wenhao: These men and women are actually doing this kind of cowardly thing in the holy place of the school! ! !

Lu Wenhao: Shameless!

Xiaojing: You are right.

Lu Wenhao: But I heard that the lights are out tonight, and the scene is more intense than before!

Xiaojing: Oh, I really have no shame.

Xiaojing: [The magic of love turns in circles]

Lu Wenhao:

Lu Wenhao: ? ?

Jing Joy was overwhelmed, and then no matter how Lu Wenhao @ him, he would not reply.

Xiang: Here, I just took a shower.

Jing Huan blinked and looked up at the time.

Xiaojing: Washing for so long

Then the other end began to repeat "the other side is typing" again and again.

Jing Huan raised the corner of his mouth and typed: I love cleanliness—

Before it was sent, the phone vibrated.

Xiang: Well, did something else.

Xiaojing: …

Xiaojing: Oh.

Jing Huan felt a little hot for some reason, and he reached out and rubbed his face.

Xiaojing: Me too.

Xiaojing: Did something else.

Jing Huan's heart was pounding. Before, because he was bored, he had never talked to any boy about pornographic topics.

How to cut into this topic naturally

Why don't you Baidu first...

Xiang: I recited half a page of key points.

Xiaojing:

Xiang: The paper was almost wet.

Xiaojing: …

Xiang: What about you, what did you do

Jing Huan typed expressionlessly.

Xiaojing: I...I'm also reciting the key points.

Xiang: So nice

Xiaojing: I love learning, and learning makes me happy.

Jing Huan leaned back and began to reflect on himself—

No matter what, it's too rude to have a reaction after a kiss...

A real man is a real man in the face of danger!

Next time he will definitely not be like this!

Xiang Huaizhi returned the message, this time with a voice.

Jing Huan was unprepared, and he heard an uncontrollable laugh as soon as he clicked the button.

"I'm kidding you, not an endorsement."

Jing Huan was stunned while holding the phone.

Not an endorsement... what is that

Make it clear, you! I'm not out of traffic! ! !

Jing Huan swallowed several times. After thinking about it, his heart was completely out of his control.

The next day, Jing Huan went to the library early in the morning.

For the exam tomorrow, he has to crawl at the last minute.

Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang also came and brought him breakfast. Jing Huan took a bowl and ate outside the library before entering.

As soon as he was seated, Gao Zixiang asked, "Did you go to the playground last night?"

Jing Huan immediately turned to look at him: "...How do you know?"

"Didn't you post a circle of friends?" Gao Zixiang looked at him strangely.

Jing Huan was stunned and remembered.

He posted a photo of the playground, which was taken casually, without any aesthetic feeling, and the accompanying text only had an emoji with sunglasses on.

Gao Zixiang put on one earphone: "Did you go with Brother Xiang?"

Jing Huan's tone was even more surprised: "How do you know?!"

Gao Zixiang was stunned and said inexplicably: "Because Brother Xiang also sent a photo similar to yours? What's wrong with you

Jing Huan responded casually, and immediately took out his mobile phone and flipped through the circle of friends.

Xiang Huaizhi really posted it. It was posted more than one o'clock last night. The picture is the school runway.

Just like his... nothing aesthetic.

But Xiang Huaizhi wanted to be cooler. He didn't even add an expression, he just posted a picture alone.

Gee.

How is it like typing a password...

As soon as he had this thought, Jing Huan couldn't pull himself back, raised his hand and liked the photo.

At noon, the three of them went to the cafeteria for a meal.

"I'm done, I'm going to hang up. I just opened the review syllabus and took a look at it. I didn't recite the rest of it, and I forgot all the recited ones in front..." Lu Wenhao looked sad, "Brothers, if you still have conscience, rework it. Remember to visit me when you are."

Jing Huan laughed: "It's just rebuilding, don't say it like going to jail."

"Is there any difference?" Lu Wenhao looked up and saw that he was playing with his mobile phone, and asked, "Are you full?"

Jing Huan: "I'm full."

"Then I have eaten this beef, don't waste it." Lu Wenhao took his beef.

Gao Zixiang patted Lu Wenhao on the shoulder and said, "Hao'er, this is the difference between you and the handsome guy."

Lu Wenhao spat at him.

Jing Huan smiled when he heard the words, lowered his head and concentrated on playing with his mobile phone.

His brother seemed to be studying very late last night, and he hasn't gotten up yet.

Jing Huan took another look at the circle of friends, and then, bored, opened a gang group that he hadn't seen for a long time.

Chunxiao: [Congratulations on getting rich, good luck and good luck]

Chunxiao often sends out red envelopes in gang groups, and Jing Huan clicks it subconsciously.

Sixteen dollars, the king of luck.

Mo Wen's return date: My day, Xiao Jingjing, I haven't seen you for a long time, and you were recruited as soon as you came

Love is for you to eat: Hahaha, it's too miserable.

Chun Xiao: Go ahead.

Jing Huan was still happy because he was rare, but when he saw their words, he was confused again.

Sweetie: Huh? What's the meaning

Don't ask the return date: We are playing Red Packet Solitaire, and the King of Luck will continue to send it.

Sweetie:…

Mo Wen's return date: Hahaha, it's just for entertainment, 20 yuan for ten people, you can grab 16 yuan... It's really awesome.

Jing Huan thought listlessly, yes, in the bad luck, I'm just so good.

He skillfully opened the red envelope, and just as he was about to send it, a line suddenly popped up on his mobile phone, indicating that he had exceeded the transfer limit this year and could no longer use this function.

Jing Huan: "… "

Right now is the break time, and dozens of people in the group are waiting. Seeing that the red envelope has not come out, it is inevitable that one or two people will urge.

Jing Huan said "tsk", just about to ask Chi Chi to help him send it.

The heart yearns for it: [Gong Xi Fa Cai, great luck and good luck]

Yearning for it: Help her send it.

Jing Huan was startled, looked up and saw that there was an unread reminder in the upper left corner.

He is not interested in the red envelope solitaire, but since it is a red envelope sent by Xiang Huaizhi... Then he must touch it!

After Xiang Huaizhi's red envelope was received, Jing Huan grabbed 18 yuan, Erlian Luck King.

Benming Zhizhi Tao Tao: …

Yearning for:…

Love is what you eat:…

Sweet View: QAQ

Xiao Tianjing: Brother send me another one, I have the limit.

The heart yearns for it: [Gong Xi Fa Cai, great luck and good luck]

Yearning for it: Are you still playing

Sweetie: I'm not playing anymore...

Heart Yearning: Well, I will chat privately then.

Don't ask the return date: hey hey hey! playing games! Don't come to spread dog food! !

Jing Huan immediately shut down the gang, and the depression that had memorized books all morning disappeared instantly.

Xiang: Just woke up.

Xiang: What about people

Xiaojing: I've been ravaged by my studies all morning, and now I'm in the cafeteria. [Ge Youlie]

Xiaojing: Can I transfer the money to Alipay

Xiang: No, how is your memorization? Can you pass the test

Xiaojing: Then who knows...

Xiaojing: But there is a way to improve my chances of passing the exam.

Xiang: What

Xiaojing: I have an exam tomorrow morning at nine o'clock. Would you like to have breakfast with me and hold a small mobilization meeting for me by the way

Jing Huan originally planned to lie to hug, of course, the more the better.

Unexpectedly, on the morning of the exam, Xiang Huaizhi knocked on his door with a fried dough stick and two eggs.

Jing Huan looked at him, then looked down at the egg: "...what?"

Xiang Huaizhi raised his breakfast: "One hundred percent."

Jing Huan: "… "

Grass, why does such a dirty thing become cute when it is put on Xiang Huaizhi.

Because there is still some distance from here to the classroom, the two of them hurried to the school before they had time to do anything after breakfast.

When they reached the downstairs of the teaching building, Jing Huan looked regretful.

No hugs, no touches, nothing to do.

Forget it, at least I saw someone.

"Then I'm in." Jing Huan asked, "Do you want to go back to the bedroom?"

"go to the library."

Jing Huan let out an "oh" and was about to turn around when Xiang Huaizhi suddenly raised his hand and put it on his hair.

The slightly cold palm slid down slightly, and lightly pinched the tip of his ear.

"Take a good test, little brother."