Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 105

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Qiu Feng: But he finally let me run away.

Qiu Feng: [Holding and crying] So scary.

Qiu Feng: So are you going to play the arena tonight? Together

Xiaojing: …

How could this man not cry when he saw the coffin

Jing Huan replied "no fight", and then opened the picture again.

It's true that ID is yearning, and it's true that the one in his hand is also an artifact.

But, wife

wife

Grass…

"You don't like it?" Jing's mother pinched a piece of pizza, her gloves rustled, and looked at her son in confusion.

Jing Huan's cheeks were hot, she lowered her head, and put her phone under the table to play: "Well, eat less, then Dad will talk to you again."

"If you don't tell me, he won't know that I eat this." Jing's mother complained in a low voice, "your dad is too particular, this is not allowed to eat and that is not allowed to eat, it's too much trouble... Last time my assistant ordered me a KFC, He also trained people."

Jing Huan muffled amplifying the picture on the phone, but did not respond to her.

A few months ago, whoever dared to call him wife, he dared to let that person know what a beating from his father meant.

But now, he just wanted to hear Xiang Huaizhi say a word in person.

Must be nice.

In fact, being called a wife doesn't mean anything. He is indeed a longing wife in the game. Their divorce application has exceeded the system's limited time limit and has expired automatically.

Jing Huan stared at the picture for a long time, then long-pressed the screen and clicked Save.

When he got home, Jing Huan went upstairs with a big bag of socks he just bought.

He turned on the computer and quickly boarded the Nine Heroes. His account was open. When he got up, he was in Xiang Huaizhi's team, and it seemed that he was doing the task of the division.

Jing Huan glanced at Xiang Huaizhi's game character, who was wearing the new black clothes he bought for him, and "Little Sweet King's Husband" was hung on his name.

It was secretly hung up when he helped Xiang Huaizhi with his daily routine.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't pick it up.

"You're back?" Xiang Huaizhi turned on the microphone.

"Well," Jing Huan glanced at the task list, "all done?"

"I'm worried that you'll be back late, too late to do it."

Jing Huan said "Oh" and turned up the volume of the earphones: "Why is there a mahjong sound over there?"

"My mother," said Xiang Huaizhi, "she has no hobbies, except that my dad is mahjong. Wait, I'll close the door."

"Will you fight?" Jing Huan asked when he returned.

Xiang Huaizhi said truthfully, "I am immersed in my ears."

"Is it great?"

"good."

"That's right," Jing Huan said smoothly, "Gao Zixiang drags me out to play mahjong every New Year, and every time I give money away... Next time you go with me and win them all!"

Xiang Huaizhi smiled and said, "Okay."

Jing Huan glanced at the progress of the dungeon list and asked, "Shall we go to the next one? I'll lead the team."

"Probably not."

"why?"

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the live broadcast room interface hanging next to the game: "Our teammates are playing the arena live broadcast."

Jing Huan was stunned: "Live broadcast?"

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "The official is going to promote its own live broadcast platform recently, and it has sent invitation messages to players on the major server rankings. After two hours of broadcast, there will be special fashion rewards, and Lu Hang has already gone."

As soon as he finished speaking, Lu Hang's message was sent.

[Friend] A long way: Xiao Jingjing! Come watch my live stream! [Click to enter the live broadcast room of Luchong]

Jing Huan went in unprepared, looked up, and saw 99 people watching.

"Welcome to Xiao Tianjing into my live broadcast room-" Lu Hang said happily, "yes, yes, it's the longing wife, yes, it's the fox fairy cave, yes, she sang "Serving the Country with Loyalty..."

Jing Huan: "?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I forgot to remind you to open a trumpet to go in."

In the end, Jing Huan was cheated of a gift of 500 yuan and slipped out of the live broadcast room as if running for his life. If he didn't leave, he doubted that he would be carried to Mai by Lu Hang to sing.

"Why didn't the game administrator ask me to start a live broadcast, and look down on people?" Jing Huan turned off the live broadcast platform and muttered, "Should I be looking for you too?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "I found it."

Jing Huan glanced at Lu Hangfa's reward fashion in the discussion group, and murmured, "But this dress is pretty good."

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "How many days are you going to soak in the hot spring? Do you want to bring a computer?"

"Three days and two nights, take," Jing Huan paused, "I have a room by myself."

He suddenly remembered that he went to the hot spring last time, and what a... he sent Xiang Huaizhi a picture of his thighs.

Xiang Huaizhi pulled the corner of his mouth: "That's right."

"what?"

"Play the arena with me that day?" Xiang Huaizhi said, "I promised the official that the live broadcast would be broadcast that night."

Jing Huan was shocked: "Why?"

"The clothes are beautiful." Xiang Huaizhi said, "I have discussed with them, and I will broadcast two sets for me. You have all the limited-edition fashions of this number. With this dress, it will be able to sell a little higher in the A-game in the future."

Jing Huan: "… "

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: The son is a big favor, Xiaojing has nothing to repay, only promises with his body [Rose]

Xiang Huaizhi bit the mandarin orange in his mouth.

[Team] Yearning for it: Well, it's on the books.

On the day of leaving for the hot spring resort, Jing Huan slept until noon, and was finally woken up by Jing's mother.

"Why do you wake up so late every day and what do you do at night?" Ma Jing frowned and asked, "Have you packed your luggage? I'll let Uncle Chen help you put it in the car."

Didn't do anything last night.

That's why I went fishing with Xiang Huai Xia Ben until two o'clock in the middle of the night.

After he changed his clothes, he went to the living room for lunch. As soon as he sat down, the phone buzzed several times.

Brother Lu: ? ! ? ! ? !

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, only to realize that it was the new remark he made to Lu Hang last night.

Xiaojing: Ah, what happened

Brother Lu: [Picture] Isn't this our school playground? !

After seeing the photo clearly, Jing Huan woke up suddenly, and her scalp felt numb in an instant.

Grass!

The circle of friends he posted that day forgot to block Lu Hang! !

Brother Lu: Have you met the foundation?

Brother Lu: You face the foundation! ! !

Brother Lu: I mean, Chun Xiao told me that in the days of your Christmas, people are going to Xiang Xiang...

Brother Lu: ? ? ? But I'm fucking with him too

Brother Lu: Grass... Are you under my nose? when did you come? Where do you live

Brother Lu: Could it be... You guys... in the dormitory... what did you do...

Seeing that he was getting more and more crooked, Jing Huan quickly stopped.

Xiaojing: No! how is this possible! I'm not that casual!

Xiaojing: The photo was sent to me by my brother! I think it looks good, so I posted it in the circle of friends!

Brother Lu: But Chunxiao said you met.

Xiaojing: …

When the incident happened suddenly, Jing Huan didn't know what to do.

Xiaojing: ... we met once.

Brother Lu: I rely on it.

Xiaojing: But we definitely didn't do anything in the bedroom! do not worry!

Brother Lu: It means you did it elsewhere.

Xiaojing:

Brother Lu: I can't believe that Xiang Xiang is such a beast.

Xiaojing: ? No, no, don't talk nonsense.

Brother Lu: Then did you come to the city today? Meet me, everyone is so familiar, I'll invite you to dinner.

Xiaojing: No.

Brother Lu:

Brother Lu: You don't even come to your husband's birthday

Jing Huan was stunned.

Jing's mother went downstairs while wearing earrings and said, "Just go to a hot spring, what are you doing with your computer? Don't be so addicted to the Internet."

As soon as she finished speaking, she saw her son stand up from the dining table and hurried to the garage.

When he came back, he was holding his computer bag in his hand.

She was stunned: "So obedient?"

Jing Huan said, "I won't go to the hot spring, you guys have a nice date."

Jing Ma stopped and looked at him suspiciously.

Jing Huan walked upstairs, stopped after only two steps, turned around and asked, "Mom, what did you give for Dad's birthday?"

After being scolded by Jing's mother, Jing Huan ran out of the house without looking back with her backpack.

It wasn't until the taxi driver asked where he was going that he realized he had no plans at the moment.

People are sure to meet.

But not now, at least he has to prepare some birthday gifts, and he still doesn't know Xiang Huaizhi's address.

Jing Huan thought about it and reported the name of the business district to the driver.

Xiang: Are you leaving

Jing Huan leaned on the back seat, a little puzzled.

Why didn't he tell himself in advance

Do you think that their relationship has not reached the stage where they can celebrate their birthdays together

These depressions only survived in his mind for a few seconds before being swept away by him.

Xiaojing: Let's go.

Xiang: Have fun.

Xiaojing: What are you doing

Xiang: Gym, accompany my dad.

Xiaojing: How long will it take

Xiang: I don't know, maybe I have to go swimming, what's wrong

Xiaojing: Nothing.

Xiaojing: I just want to find something to chat with you for a while.

Jing Huan wandered around the business district until two o'clock in the afternoon, and sent a message to Xiang Huaizhi, but the other party didn't reply, he was probably swimming.

He was not in a hurry. After asking Lu Hang for Xiang Huaizhi's address, he found an Internet cafe nearby.

It was after four o'clock in the afternoon that Xiang Huaizhi replied.

Xiang: I was just swimming and didn't look at my phone.

Xiang: I thought you would sleep in the car for a while.

Xiang: Are you still there

Xiaojing: Yes!

After sending this sentence, Jing Huan wanted to laugh a little.

They are like doing online dating, saying "are you there", "what are you doing" and "don't look at your phone".

Xiang Huaizhi sent a photo, it looked like a box in a hotel.

Xiang: Family dinner today, waiting for someone.

Jing Huan was stunned.

Xiaojing: So...

Xiang: Have you arrived at the hotel yet

Jing Huan got off the plane and walked outside the Internet cafe. He ordered flowers at the flower shop and agreed to pick them up at five o'clock.

In winter, the sky gets dark very early, and there are already supper vendors at this point.

Jing Huan smelled the smell, took a picture of the barbecue stall for Xiang Huaizhi, and typed slowly.

Xiaojing: Here we go, there is a barbecue near the hotel.

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows when he saw the news.

Hot spring resorts are basically in the mountains, in the wilderness, where are the barbecue stalls

He glanced at the photos at random, and just about to ask more, the door of the private room was opened, and it was the manager who came to confirm the menu.

He glanced at his father who was on the phone on the balcony, and had to get up and take the other party's list.

The dinner was officially served at five o'clock. This dinner, said to be a birthday, was actually more like a family dinner. Everyone was busy throughout the year, and only the holiday at the end of the year was a bit free.

As soon as dinner started, the topic came to Xiang Huaizhi, learning and falling in love were the same.

Xiang Huaizhi was used to it, and he dealt with it in a few words.

The phone vibrated a few times, and he immediately lowered his eyes and unlocked the screen.

After seeing the sender, he was a little slower to operate the phone.

Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost: hey bro, happy birthday, gift for you tomorrow.

To: Thank you.

Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost: how is it, happy

Towards:

Xiaolu Xiaolu will never get lost: Xiaojingjing came to you, right? Take her out to meet me tomorrow, and I'll invite you to dinner.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned slightly, then put the phone in his pocket, stood up, and politely said, "I have something to do, go out and make a call."

Jing Huan was sitting in the barbecue shop, with a gift box on the left chair and a bouquet of roses on the table, feeling a bit stupid.

He should find a restaurant, sitting here for half an hour, wouldn't he have to get a taste...

But when he just passed by, he saw the owner of this barbecue stall wiping tears while placing ingredients on the stall. When he asked, it turned out that his wife had a car accident and was worried about money.

Then his brain twitched, and he ordered a hundred skewers of mutton.

He looked at the skewers in front of him, and thought expressionlessly, why don't you call Gao Zixiang out to make a skewer, flowers and gifts can be hidden in the boss's shop first.

Jing Huan took out his mobile phone and just wanted to find Gao Zixiang from the address book when a WeChat video came in.

He froze for a moment, then connected immediately.

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyelids and asked, "Where?"

"Eating skewers." Jing Huan paused and added, "As I told you today, there is a skewer stall near the hotel."

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyes and didn't look at him again, he could only see the other's chin and Adam's apple.

Only then did Jing Huan realize that something was wrong. He looked at the dark sky in the background of the other party and asked, "Aren't you in the hotel private room?"

"Well," Xiang Huaizhi said, "it's a barbecue stall near the hotel now."

Jing Huan was stunned.

Have a good meal, what are you doing at the BBQ stall

Before he had time to ask, he saw that the screen suddenly went black, followed by another picture - Xiang Huaizhi switched to the rear camera.

He saw a familiar barbecue restaurant.

There is a person sitting at the door of the store, with a gift box on the left and a bunch of flowers on the right, which is out of tune with the entire store, like a fool.

This fool is quite familiar.

Jing Huan was stunned, his pupils shrank suddenly: "You..."

Before he could finish speaking, he felt someone behind him.

Xiang Huaizhi took off his gloves, stuffed them into his pockets at will, stretched out his hand behind him, and lifted his chin.

Jing Huan raised his head subconsciously, and the two went up and down, looking at each other.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at him, then looked at the mutton skewers on the table, and spit out a white mist: "What are you doing here?"

Jing Huan blinked a few times, before muttering after a while, "... consumption."