Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 107

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The sofa in Xiang Huaizhi's house was very soft, and Jing Huan didn't want to get up as soon as he lay down.

The texture of the clothes is light and thin, and they have long been dyed and scalded by the body temperature of the two. Halfway through the kiss, Jing Huan felt uncomfortable, propped one leg on the ground, and hooked Xiang Huaizhi with the other foot.

Xiang Huaizhi's movements stagnated for a while, and then he kissed harder. Jing Huan's hair was dense and soft, and it was like a feather rubbing in the palm of his hand.

In the end, Jing Huan interrupted the kiss.

He put his hand on Xiang Huaizhi's shoulder and pushed him with some strength, his back arched in embarrassment.

Done.

Kissed on fire.

Jing Huan panted, and with red eyes, she casually found a topic: "Where is the movie?"

Xiang Huaizhi said casually, "The male lead has transformed."

Jing Huan said: "You get up first."

"Don't kiss anymore?" Xiang Huaizhi raised his hand, wiped his lower lip, and called out in a low voice, "Boyfriend."

"..." Jing Huan said honestly, with numbness in his lower back, "I've also transformed."

Xiang Huaizhi laughed when he heard it, his low, hoarse laughter was very sexy.

Jing Huan felt that she was crazy, and she felt sexy when she heard and laughed...

Jing Huan bent his elbows to remember, but accidentally bumped into something.

His cheeks flushed red, and he stared blankly at Xiang Huaizhi.

"It's all the same." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Jing Huan was confused for a moment, and his Adam's apple rolled back and forth several times: "Then you or me first?"

Xiang Huai's house has only one bathroom.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "You go first."

Jing Huan nodded casually.

But a few seconds later, Xiang Huaizhi still didn't move. If he didn't move away, Jing Huan couldn't get up without brute force.

Just as Jing Huan was about to ask, he saw the person above him leaning over and asked him in an air voice, "Do you want me to help you?"

Jing Huan was half lying on the sofa, clutching the sofa tightly, wanting to look but not daring to look. In the end he couldn't help lowering his eyes.

Not only did he wear Xiang Huaizhi's clothes, but even the underwear was given by the other party. Although it was new, the style was exactly the same as what Xiang Huaizhi was wearing now.

In the end, Jing Huan was sweating profusely.

Xiang Huaizhi knelt down on the sofa, took out two wet tissues from his side, and wiped their hands: "It's dirty, I'll go get new clothes."

Jing Huan leaned on the sofa for two minutes, then raised his wrist to cover his eyes.

After doing this thing, the contact between them is a bit unscrupulous. After changing into new clothes, Jing Huan returned to the sofa, leaning against Xiang Huaizhi to play with his mobile phone.

Tonight's LOL semi-final, just in time for the last game, is the domestic team's game. Xiang Huaizhi directly projected the game on the TV and ordered some fruits.

Xiang Huaizhi wasn't interested in the game. He didn't bring a portable, and he only had a desktop at home. He didn't want to go back to his room by himself, so he simply used Jing Huan's computer, which was also Jing Huan's account.

Jing Huan tilted his head towards him, saw that he was opening his friend list, and asked with a hoarse laugh, "How about checking my friends, brother?"

Xiang Huaizhi saw that his group had been renamed, from "hehe" to "brother".

He just wanted to send a message to Chunxiao, asking her to start the gang construction task next week, and he smiled when he heard the words: "Well, will you check it?"

"It's over." Jing Huan stretched out his hand to cover Xiang Huaizhi's separate group, "I finally found out about my cheating..."

Xiang Huaizhi couldn't bear it any longer, he held the computer, and with the other hand, he hooked the person over and kissed him.

The mobile phone on the table kept ringing, because it was pulled back to the discussion group, and before I could open the message Do Not Disturb, every message would be prompted, so noisy that Jing Huan had to pick it up and read it.

Lu Wenhao: [Photo] I have chosen my clothes.

Lu Wenhao: What do you think of my shoes? 【photo】

Lu Wenhao: I will broadcast live for you tomorrow [shy]

Lu Wenhao: @高子祥 already bought it, thanks for sharing.

buy what

Jing Huan pondered for a while before suddenly returning to his senses - Gao Zixiang only shared one thing today.

Xiaojing: If you are involved in pornography, report it.

Gao Zixiang: Oh, the little girl is really pitiful, so online dating is unreliable, most of them are men like Lu Wenhao.

Lu Wenhao: ? what's wrong with me? I like her, she likes me, isn't it normal for boyfriends and girlfriends to communicate further

Gao Zixiang: When we first met, I was thinking about that kind of thing. Do you like it? You are greedy for her body! You are asshole!

Lu Wenhao: Grass, although we just met, we have been in love for a few months, OK

Gao Zixiang: Is online dating considered love

Xiaojing: Of course? !

Gao Zixiang:

Lu Wenhao: Although, the spiritual guy who has been single for 20 years should not participate in our discussion, thank you!

Grass.

Who has been single for twenty years

I'm off the list, and now I'm watching the game with my boyfriend.

Jing Huan opened the keyboard of the mobile phone, and just typed "Who said I was single", paused, and then deleted all the words.

He didn't mind saying it, but he had to take Xiang Huaizhi into consideration.

Xiaojing: Go go go go go.

Xiang Huaizhi was discussing the allocation of medicinal fields with Chunxiao when a phone call came in.

He connected and tapped handsfree.

"Xiang Xiang, have you finished your work?" The middle-aged woman's voice sounded, followed by the crash of mahjong, "It's been cold recently, do you want my aunt to make soup for you tomorrow?"

Jing Huan froze when he was playing with his mobile phone, and looked back at him reflexively, as if he had been caught cheating.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "No, I won't go back yet. I will live in a house in Linshan for a few days."

Xiang Mom sighed and asked, "How long will you stay?"

Xiang Huaizhi was silent, and turned his head to look at the people around him.

Jing Huan: "?"

"Aunt and uncle are going to soak in the hot spring for a few days?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan was too frightened to speak, he slowly raised his hand and made a three.

Xiang Huaizhi held back a smile: "Three days."

The mahjong sound stopped for a while, and asked his mother, "Is there anyone around you?"

"Um."

"Who is it?"

I don't know if it was Jing Huan's illusion, but he even felt a little bit of excitement in Xiang's mother's voice.

"He..." Xiang Huaizhi looked at him nervous, and changed his words, "He's shy, let's talk about it later."

After hanging up the phone, Jing Huan finally dared to say, "You want to stay here for three days?"

"Look at you, do you want to go back?" Xiang Huaizhi lowered his eyes and asked.

Jing Huan asked back, "What do you think?"

Jing Huan's ears were red and he continued to lower his head to play with his mobile phone. After a while, he suddenly murmured, "I'm jealous of you, and I'm not a good person..."

Xiang Huai's house has only one bedroom.

At night, Jing Huan was lying on the big bed in the bedroom, feeling the scent of Xiang Huaizhi even on the pillow.

Xiang Huaizhi turned off the TV and lay on the bed. Just as he was about to chat with his boyfriend again, he saw Jing Huan turned his head and closed his eyes, already asleep.

He stared at him for a while, remembering how the man had just covered the computer screen, his heart was so soft that he finally leaned down and kissed the corner of his mouth again, and said softly in his ear, "Good night."

When Jing Huan woke up, she was being held by someone.

He was stunned for a moment, then turned to look at the person beside him with his eyes closed, his sleepiness dissipated instantly.

When did he fall asleep? !

Grass, the first time I lay on my boyfriend's bed...he fell asleep

Jing Huan was angry and didn't fight, so he leaned over to Xiang Huaizhi, then slowly reached out and took the mobile phone from the bedside table.

As a result, when I opened the screen, I was shocked. It turned out that the whole screen was full of WeChat message prompts, and I couldn't complete it on one page. It was all Lu Wenhao's discussion group@.

He still remembered that Lu Wenhao was going to face Ji today.

So anxious... Could it be that the fairy jumped

Jing Huan opened WeChat with the idea of going to the police station to find people by plane. As a result, he flipped through the chat records for a long time, but couldn't find the key points. Lu Wenhao swiped ten pages of crying emojis.

Xiaojing: Posting so many emojis, you don’t need money for traffic

Lu Wenhao: Huh.

Lu Wenhao: I'm dying, you still care about that little traffic.

Xiaojing: Say something.

Lu Wenhao was full of emotion, and sent three voices that lasted for one minute in a row.

Xiaojing: I can't hear you, you are typing.

Gao Zixiang: Where are you

Xiaojing: On the bed, I just got up.

Gao Zixiang: Why can't you listen in bed

Jing Huan was stunned, pursed his lips and typed.

Xiaojing: Well, I'm too lazy to listen and type.

Lu Wenhao: You have no heart. I just came back from Ji and I'm now at the station preparing to go home.

Xiaojing: It's only eleven o'clock in the morning, and you're done with your face? Jumped by a fairy

Lu Wenhao: [smiles] I want to be okay with you.

Xiaojing: Is it a man again

Lu Wenhao: No, female, the photo looks the same as the real person.

Xiaojing: Oh, then bless you.

Lu Wenhao: He was thirty-four years old on his ID card, divorced, and brought his son.

Xiaojing: …

Jing Huan held the phone, unable to return to his senses for a long time.

Lu Wenhao: I killed someone in my last life? Or set fire

Jing Huan held back her laughter until her stomach hurt, she couldn't help it, her shoulders trembled.

Xiaojing: It's okay bro, it's a woman this time... and then? You've got to ask, and if... someone else isn't divorced, you'd better stop messing around.

Lu Wenhao: I bought her son an electric toy car, taught him to do his homework for winter vacation, and then ran away while his mother was taking a shower.

Lu Wenhao: She told me she was eighteen years old.

Lu Wenhao: I questioned her, and she said that every girl is eighteen years old, and she also said that I don't understand a woman's heart.

Jing Huan laughed twice, and heard a sentence behind him.

"What are you laughing at?"

Jing Huan stopped typing and raised his head: "Did I wake you up?"

"No." Xiang Huaizhi closed his eyes sleepily, lowered his head against his forehead, his voice hoarse, "What's wrong?"

Jing Huan handed the phone to him.

After Xiang Huaizhi read it, he snorted and felt inappropriate again. He retracted his smile and asked seriously, "What should I do then?"

"It's okay, he just owes his life the beating. This is the second meal. Once again, he can always quit online dating." Jing Huan took back the phone and comforted Lu Wenhao as he spoke.

Xiaojing: Just don’t fall in love online in the future.

Lu Wenhao: I have a few nets!

Lu Wenhao: Shit, I'm crazy now. I don't think any woman is normal.

Lu Wenhao: I, Lu Wenhao, will fire a map cannon today! The whine in the game is either a shemale or an old aunt!

Lu Wenhao: [Picture] Like this.

Seeing the game characters in the picture clearly, Jing Huan's smile froze.

The picture is the little sweet scene hanging in Penglai Wonderland.

Lu Wenhao: Oh, you probably don't know him. I've heard it for you before.

Xiaojing:

Xiaojing: Her voice is not too loud, is it

Lu Wenhao: Typing snorts, and she also likes to make facial expressions. You didn't see her talking to her husband... Tired of people.

Lu Wenhao: My eyes see too much, let me tell you, Xiao Tianjing is 99% male! The more I think about it now, the more I think his voice is like a voice changer! Blind guess 34-year-old middle-aged uncle!

Lu Wenhao: I spent a lot of money when I wanted to marry him! Heart yearning is worse than me! I found comfort!

Xiaojing:

Xiaojing: comfort you [horse head]

Xiaojing: Get out of here.