Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 108

Views:

Lu Wenhao was scolded inexplicably. He grabbed his mobile phone and was stunned for a long time without regaining his senses.

Lu Wenhao: Why are you scolding me

Lu Wenhao: I'm so miserable, you still scold me

Jing Huan was said to be a 34-year-old middle-aged uncle.

But he couldn't say it clearly, so he typed through gritted teeth.

Xiaojing: Suddenly looking at your profile picture is uncomfortable.

Lu Wenhao: ? School bully behavior.

Lu Wenhao: Oh yes, this, this is still a couple's avatar, I get angry when I say this... She is Snow White, let me change to that poisonous apple, you motherfucker, I will change it now.

Lu Wenhao: But what qualifications do you have to say about me with a pink avatar? Don't you think your whole WeChat is a girly girl

Xiaojing: Can the discussion group be banned

Gao Zixiang: No, but he can kick people.

Lu Wenhao: [smiles] [waves]

Jing Huan likes to stay in bed, especially now that it is raining outside and suitable for sleeping, he can't get up.

Xiang Huaizhi sat up, raised his hand and casually brushed his hair: "What would you like to have for breakfast, should I order takeout or I'll cook it for you?"

Jing Huan put down the phone: "Can you do it?"

"Do you look down on people?" Xiang Huaizhi paused and picked up the mobile phone beside his pillow, "Okay, I can only make a fried egg... Let's order takeout."

"Don't," Jing Huan held his hand, "fry an egg, I like to eat eggs."

Xiang Huaizhi broke away his hand, pressed it lightly on his forehead, and lifted the broken hair on his forehead.

Jing Huan thought he was going to kiss him, subconsciously thinking that he hadn't washed up yet, and immediately pursed his lips, thinking about touching... It shouldn't matter.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't kiss him, he was silent for a while, and finally just rubbed his hair: "Okay, wait."

After breakfast, the two didn't leave the bedroom. Xiang Huaizhi was turning on his computer and preparing things for tonight's arena. Jing Huan leaned on his waist and watched him do it.

Seeing that he didn't speak for a long time, Xiang Huaizhi squeezed his ear: "Are you bored?"

"not boring."

"Then why don't you speak?"

Jing Huan yawned. After breakfast, he became even more sleepy. He suspected that he was a bear in his last life, so he wanted to hibernate when winter came.

"I was thinking about things," he said.

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "What's the matter?"

"I'm thinking," Jing Huan paused, "why didn't my boyfriend kiss me when he woke up this morning."

Xiang Huaizhi squeezed him a little harder.

Jing Huan continued: "Sure enough, what you can't get is the best. He just talked for one night, and he has no passion for me..."

He couldn't finish the rest of his words.

Xiang Huaizhi threw the computer aside, straddled him, and kissed him honestly.

Grass…

Jing Huan's ears turned red in an instant. He was still thinking yesterday if they were progressing too fast, and they did these things as soon as they got together... But as soon as they kissed, the idea was thrown ten miles away by him.

Besides, it doesn't seem to be too much to compare with a bad man like Lu Wenhao who goes to face with a condom.

"What are you laughing at?" Xiang Huaizhi raised his head and rubbed the corner of his mouth with his fingers.

Jing Huan couldn't help laughing: "No, I just thought of Lu Wenhao."

"… "

Jing Huan wanted to say something, but in a blink of an eye, he was pressed against his lips again. He smiled, and before he could respond, the hem of his clothes was lifted up, his skin felt a little cool when it touched the air, and he was quickly touched by Xiang Huaizhi's palm again. temperature instead.

Jing Huan was startled, and subconsciously bowed, but was crushed to death.

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan was panting heavily and her eyes were out of focus.

"Do you know why your boyfriend didn't kiss you in the morning?" Xiang Huaizhi gave him a kiss on his ear, "I'm afraid you won't be used to it."

Jing Huan's throat tightened: "I think it's still light now..."

Xiang Huaizhi made an "um" and continued, "So I plan to let you get used to it from now on."

Jing Huan's heart was beating fast.

He looked at Xiang Huaizhi for a while, then raised his hand and hooked his neck, stood up, and reluctantly took a bite on his Adam's apple.

The kiss was over for a while, before Jing Huan realized it later, Xiang Huaizhi didn't kiss him so hard because he mentioned Lu Wenhao, right

Xiang Huaizhi was sitting in front of the table and was discussing the details of the live broadcast with the official. Jing Huan was lying on the sofa behind him, holding a small handbag, and the game characters hung under the Temple of Heaven in a daze.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Eat, do you want the next book

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: no less! I am absorbing the nourishment of life!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: What nutrients

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: Look at the little yellow mosquito!

[Friend] Little Sweet View:…

At such a time, Jing Huan's conscience as a shemale would be aching.

He thought about it and typed out a line of words: Then I won't bother you to thrive—

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: 55555 These two men are a good match, I really cry!

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ? Two men?

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: Yes! My beloved wife's new work! Ah, you don't look at danmei, do you? Then you think I didn't say it.

Jing Huan surfs the Internet every day. Although she has never been in contact with it, she also knows what "danmei" means.

Men and men's... Xiao Huangwen

Jing Huan swallowed his saliva and secretly glanced at Xiang Huaizhi.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Can you share one with me

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: [surprised] Do you also watch it? !

[Friends] Sweetie: Occasionally...

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: You must be my long-lost sister! Check WeChat! I'll push it to you right away!

Jing Huan opened WeChat, and sure enough he received a folder.

Eat: This is the TXT organized by my family! There are all kinds of flavors in it! I wish you happiness!

Jing Huan replied thank you, and then clicked on the folder.

There are eight articles in it, and the titles of the articles are quite long. Jing Huan hesitated, and then clicked on a document with [Gao H] written on the back.

Jing Huan swallowed again.

I didn't download it just to see yellow.

I just want to get to know.

What if I use it later...

Jing Huan clicked in with the mentality of learning, then bent his legs and moved the computer screen in front of him like a thief, for fear of being discovered by Xiang Huaizhi.

Jing Huan read two chapters, her expression changed from inquiry to doubt, and then her pupils trembled—

Grass, why did this man tie up other people as soon as he came

Still chained up

Brother, is this illegal detention? ?

Why didn't the other guy fight back? !

The hands are bound, don't they still have feet? !

Simply lawless! ! !

Hearing a muffled sound of beating the sofa behind him, Xiang Huaizhi frowned: "What are you looking at?"

"Crime novel." Jing Huan gritted his teeth.

Jing Huan couldn't bear it any longer and opened another article.

This article is much more normal, but... he can't learn it a bit.