Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 113

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Jing Huan stared at Xiang Huaizhi's WeChat name, blushing and his ears hot for a long time, until the number of unread messages jumped to 10, and he quit to read other people's news.

It's a dorm discussion group that hasn't bubbled up for a long time.

Lu Wenhao: [Sharing from the Nine Heroes Video Center - Complete screen recording of the live broadcast room of the yearning. 】

Lu Wenhao: The number of views reached the number one position in just a few days, suppressing all of Xiang's previous PK videos...

Gao Zixiang: Only you can surpass yourself. This is the strong one, understand

A few days have passed, and Jing Huan has been embarrassed to watch the recording.

Want a face.

As long as I don't watch, embarrassment can't catch up with me.

Lu Wenhao: That part of Shumai was cut into a short video and posted online. The two marketing accounts I follow are posting them.

Lu Wenhao: I rely on it! When I watched it in the afternoon, it was only 200 retweets, and now it has 8000 retweets? !

Jing Huan was stunned.

Happy every day: what closed wheat

Lu Wenhao: Just in the middle, the part where you go to take a bath.

Ten minutes later, Jing Huan locked the door, closed the curtains, put on headphones, and slowly opened the video shared by Lu Wenhao.

Because he couldn't remember the specific time, he could only bite the bullet and slowly drag the progress bar from the beginning to the back.

"Who am I? I'm the sweetheart baby I long for..."

Grass.

For a moment, Jing Huan seemed to be in the execution ground.

He was silent for about ten seconds before he recovered from the embarrassment. He couldn't help but reached out and covered his eyes, leaving only a gap, and continued to watch the recording in the live broadcast room.

Was the tone of his voice so rude

Is this fairy cute enough to endure it? Later, he gave Xiang Huaizhi a gift of 1,000 yuan

He didn't know whether to praise Xian Mengmeng for being generous or single-minded...

Jing Huan endured the discomfort and finally got to the part after he went to the bathroom.

He heard Xiang Huaizhi say, "Those who scolded people were immediately banned, and those who scolded my wife were kicked."

Jing Huan blinked a few times between his fingers, then slowly reached out and turned up the computer volume.

After listening to this recording, Jing Huan poured two glasses of ice water to calm down.

He was in a complicated mood.

Feeling embarrassed and embarrassed at the same time, I feel inexplicably sweet in my heart...

After a while, Jing Huan saved the recording to his computer, and then calmly clicked "Report" on the top left of the screen.

He was actually ready to be scolded a long time ago. Although he did not do anything bad to others as a ladyboy, if others thought it was tough, he could accept a few scoldings.

But no, in the past few days, he hadn't heard a single malicious word.

Only now did I know that Xiang Huaizhi used a few fluttering words to divert everyone's attention.

Jing Huan couldn't help but glanced at his WeChat pin again.

When he first met Xiang Huaizhi, he always felt that Xiang Huaizhi was a rather cold person, no matter what he said or did.

It was only later that I realized how gentle this man was.

After confirming that the video was downloaded, Jing Huan closed the page.

He opened Jiuxia, and at the same time logged into Xiaotianjing and Xinxiangzhi's account, ready to form a team for daily life.

As soon as the team was formed at home, the friend's message on the No.

[Stranger] Luluo: Are you there

Because he took over the position of the gang leader, people who wanted to join the gang often sent him private messages, and Xiang Huaizhi rarely kept news of strangers during this time.

Just as Jing Huan wanted to reply "it's not me", another message flew over from the other party.

[Stranger] Lingluo: Where are you from, God.

[Stranger] Lingluo: Do you play XX

[Stranger] Yearning for it: What is XX

[Stranger] Lingluo: Haha, it's the software that we people use.

Jing Huan frowned.

Us people? Which people

Jing Huan picked up the phone and searched for the name the person said, and a piece of software popped up.

The following introduction is "the social app that men are using".

[Stranger] Luluo: Where are you from

[Stranger] Yearning for it: What's the matter with you

[Stranger] Lingluo: I want to meet you.

[Stranger] Yearning for it:

[Stranger] Lengluo: I can send you a photo first, and then let's talk about it if I'm satisfied.

No matter how slow Jing Huan is, he should understand now.

[Stranger] Yearning for it: Send it to take a look.

[Stranger] Luluo: [The other party sent you a photo, accept/reject]

Jing Huan opened his eyes.

It was still a half-naked photo with hot eyes, Jing Huan glanced at it and closed it immediately.

[Stranger] Yearning for it: This is it

[Stranger] Lingluo: Huh

[Stranger] yearning for it: Brother, be reasonable, you are so small, I can make you cry for three months with one fist.

[Stranger] Yearning for it: Come to bother my husband again, I will open a hospital bed package for you.

After two sentences, Jing Huan refreshed the other party's information, and sure enough, he was offline.

He is a level 10 trumpet, and at first glance, he knows that he is here to hook up.

Jing Huan sneered, moved his fingers, and reopened the setting of rejecting messages from strangers on the account he longed for.

[Friend] Half-Life: Huanhuan, what are you doing

[Friend] Little Sweet View: Do your daily routine.

After knowing that Xiao Tianjing was Jing Huan, Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang immediately added his friends, and also sent a lot of materials to Lu Hang and them to make up for the last time.

[Friend] Half-Life: Voice chat for a while

The dormitory discussion group pulled up the voice after a long time.

"Well, I'm just asking." Lu Wenhao cleared his throat, "You should know that Brother Xiang's account was a power trainer before, right? Your sister's business..."

"I know." Jing Huan said.

Lu Wenhao was taken aback: "Oh..."

Gao Zixiang asked, "Do you mean you two truly love each other?"

"Well," Jing Huan said, "more true than you and your girlfriend."

Gao Zixiang listened to the music: "Grass, take my baby away and refuse to compare."

A few people chatted for a while about the results, only Lu Wenhao failed one subject, and the rest all flew low.

Lu Wenhao sighed: "Why am I so unlucky every time? I fail the exam, fail to advance to the game, online dating is either a ladyboy or an aunt..."

He paused: "Even if it's a shemale, and someone as handsome as Huanhuan, then it's not impossible for me."

"Don't obsess about your father." Jing Huan interrupted him.

"Who dares to molest you, I'm just making an analogy."

"It's not good to use an analogy."

"... District hegemony." After Lu Wenhao finished speaking, he suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with his conclusion.

After hanging up the voice, Jing Huan shut down Jiu Xia.

One person can't operate two numbers at the same time, and the simple copy has already been placed. He really doesn't know what else to do.

He glanced around and saw the chicken-eating icon next to him.

Jing Huan raised his eyebrows and found the five-person discussion group created by Lu Hang—

Happy every day: what are you doing

Gao Zixiang: Brush purple refining stone.

Brother Lu: Prepare to take a bath.

Lu Wenhao: I just finished being scolded by my mother. I'm 20 years old. Why am I still being scolded for my grades... How do you say, there are arrangements

Happy every day: boyfriend [love] ⑧ at home, alone *lonely [love]

Gao Zixiang:

Brother Lu:

Lu Wenhao: ? ?

Happy every day: pure male college student [love] Passionate operation [love], online first-class third, boyfriend ♂ if he doesn't return me, I won't sleep, island map will be for a while [kiss]

The group was quiet for a few seconds.

Lu Wenhao: Cao Nima, just get down to business, don't make these bells and whistles, it scares me to death.

Brother Lu: I think you just want me to be beaten to death by Xiang Xiang, how dare I play this game? I dare to get in this car

Gao Zixiang: Sorry, I still like pure female college students.

Happy every day: Then why are you coming

Five minutes later, the four of them started a long journey of eating chicken into boxes.

Xiang Huaizhi's mobile phone ran out of power halfway through. After charging it in the car, he couldn't help laughing when he saw the chat records in the group.

Jing Huan sent him a lot of private chats. At first, it was live broadcast for daily life, and then it was live broadcast game into boxes. There were various ways to die.

Just after reading the unread messages, two more messages were sent from the opposite side.

Happy every day: I'm gone again, idiot Lu Wenhao threw the mine and blew me up.

Happy every day: I am so miserable, brother.

I want to be happy every day: my boyfriend is home.

Happy every day: Huh

Want to be happy every day: it's time to sleep.

When he got home, Xiang Huaizhi took a shower, and then played the video to Jing Huan.

Jing Huan lay on the bed and asked, "Do you want to go out tomorrow?"

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "I will go for two more days."

Jing Huan opened the calendar and glanced at it. Two days later, it would be New Year's Eve.

Xiang Huaizhi logged into the game and glanced at the task list: "Help me do my daily routine?"

"Well, I'm afraid you won't be able to make it in time."

Speaking of this, Jing Huan remembered something, and avoided the camera: "By the way, when I got on your account today, I turned off refusing to receive messages from strangers."

Sensing that his tone was wrong, Xiang Huaizhi asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's nothing, there is an idiot chatting with you privately, and I blocked him." Jing Huan paused, "Men."

"… "

Xiang Huai immediately understood.

He actually encountered quite a lot of such things. After all, many players put him on the top of the whole server, which is enough to attract bees and butterflies.

But the man... It's also the first time he's seen it.

"I used to drive very rarely. During this period of time, Chunxiao had something to do, and I didn't often get on the number during the day, so I asked me to help pass the application for membership." Xiang Huaizhi explained.

"I know, I just think he looks down on people." Jing Huan said.

"Where do you look down on people?"

Xiang Huaizhi opened the friend list, and sent a message to Chun Xiao, saying that he no longer wanted the position of Hall Master.

"He sent a photo to your account. He was so thin that he could see his ribs, and he was dark, so he didn't look good," Jing Huan asked suspiciously, "Where did you get the courage to ask my husband?"

Xiang Huai paused: "What do you call me?"

Jing Huan reacted and was stunned.

He was silent for a few seconds, then said confidently: "Husband... why, don't let me call?"

Xiang Huaizhi smiled silently: "Let."

After a while, Xiang Huaizhi frowned lightly and asked, "How do you know he is so thin that he can see his ribs?"

"He sent a photo." Jing Huan said, "I saw all the half-naked ones."

"… "

Xiang Huaizhi opened the blacklist blankly, turned over the trumpet, and sent the ID to a certain killer group on his account.

[Friend] Yearning for it: 1000, find this person's tuba.