In order to make the game more lively and interesting, Nine Heroes has secretly arranged a lot of perverted and unpleasant little settings.
For example, the garbage items from the chance stone will be broadcast on the system.
For example, if you spend a lot of money to create garbage equipment, it will also be broadcast on the system.
Another example... Players with full level and full cultivation will be on the system broadcast because of some strange ways of dying—
[System: Mo Wen accidentally fell off a cliff in Luohua Valley when he returned home, and was seriously injured and fell to the ground! 】
[System: I accidentally fell off a cliff in Luohua Valley for half my life, and fell to the ground with serious injuries! 】
[System: Yang Yu accidentally fell off a cliff in Luohua Valley and fell to the ground with serious injuries! 】
Falling from a height is the least punishing way of death among the Nine Heroes, it only loses a very small amount of experience points, and does not lose money or items.
[World] Random flowers and charming eyes:
[World] Today's book Hua Sila Ma: ?
[World] Big brother: what's the situation? A team crashed
[World] loves potato chips: [surprised] Will it be broadcast even if you die? ! I fall to death every day, how come I never got on it once! !
[World] Pushing the fog: Only the gods with full cultivation will have this kind of funny prompt. It is estimated that the captain's computer crashed and he jumped off the cliff with his team members.
As soon as these words came out, there were three brand-new system messages—
[System: Mo Wen accidentally fell off a cliff in Luohua Valley when he returned home, and was seriously injured and fell to the ground! 】
[System: I accidentally fell off a cliff in Luohua Valley for half my life, and fell to the ground with serious injuries! 】
[System: Yang Yu accidentally fell off a cliff in Luohua Valley and fell to the ground with serious injuries! 】
Jinghuashuiyue's players were stunned at first, and quickly reacted, this is a special situation!
For a moment, countless onlookers rushed into Luohua Valley like a swarm, just to see the three great gods standing on the edge of the highest cliff in Luohua Valley, jumping down without looking back.
The three game characters fell to the ground empty-blooded the moment they landed, pitiful and tragic.
And on the cliff, there is still a person standing.
Xiaohuxian was wearing black clothes, holding a long black whip with golden light in her hand, and stood motionless on the mountain peak.
Maybe it's because of the new fashion. The little fox fairy, who usually looks soft and cute, is like a hero entering the WTO today, standing in a high place and watching everyone.
It's inexplicably similar to the person he's named after.
[Current] Sweet Scene: 3/5.
A word with no beginning and no end, but the onlookers understood it at once—
You have to die five times, and you have two left.
I saw the death trio lay on the ground for 30 seconds, and after the in-situ resurrection finished, they stood up strong again.
[Current] Bansheng: Huanhuan, how unlucky it is to do this qaq during the Chinese New Year.
[Current] Sweetie: Also.
[Current] Half a lifetime: Momoda [holding thighs and crying]
[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Otherwise, I will dance eight times and make up a lucky number for you
[Current] Half-Life: You wait, we are here [Love]
The three silently crawled back and jumped down again.
Viewing from a distance at the transmission port, the people who dare not approach: "..."
So cruel!
The first district tyrant after Jinghuashuiyuehe District was born!
Jing Huan crossed Erlang's legs and was visiting the circle of friends, occasionally raising his eyes to check the progress.
He is not interested in being a district hegemon, he just doesn't like other people making up stories about him, and if he doesn't teach these three people a lesson, they will dare to continue to do so in the future.
When the fourth cliff fall news came out, the friend news suddenly lit up.
[husband and wife] yearning for it: District tyrants are good.
Jing Huan was taken aback, when did Xiang Huaizhi go online? He didn't even notice.
[husband and wife] Sweetie: Hello, Mrs. Ou Ba, did Mrs. Ou Ba have dinner
[husband and wife] yearning for it: eat, just came back from relatives' house.
[husband and wife] yearning for it: wait for me in place.
Xin Xingzhi soon appeared in Luohua Valley, pulled Jing Huan into the team, and flew away without looking back.
There are only three people who have just climbed the mountain. You look at me and I look at you. You can't tell if you want to jump for the last time.
This year, with the exception of the first day of the new year, Jing Huan has lived a boring life.
After leaving the last relative, Jing Huan immediately resurrected on the spot, and took out his mobile phone to send a message to Xiang Huaizhi as soon as he came out of the relative's house.
Happy Everyday: New Year's Mission (7/7) [Circle]
Want to be happy every day: (9/12)
I want to be happy every day: I'm having dinner, I'll call you later.
Happy every day: good.
The parents were still saying goodbye to their relatives inside, and Jing Huan stood at the door with one hand in his pocket, waiting to get some air.
Next to him stood an unnamed relative, who seemed to be the daughter of a distant relative.
The girl seemed to be in high school at most. She turned her back to Jing Huan, lowered her head and was talking on the phone.
Jing Huan had no intention of listening to her chat, but it was snowing outside, so he could only stand side by side under the eaves.
"I just finished my New Year's greetings, and I'll go back soon."
"Well... I miss you too."
"Okay, let's do homework together tomorrow... I don't want to help you with your homework! Your handwriting is so ugly, the teacher noticed it at a glance."
The girls speak very softly, and every sentence seems to be coquettish.
Jing Huan listened hard for a while, and finally waited for her chat to end.
"See you tomorrow, hang up."
After ten or so seconds of silence—
"Why haven't you hung up yet..." the girl asked with a smile.
"No, you hang up first, I'm not willing."
"You go first!"
"no… "
Jing Huan took a deep breath and wanted to turn his head and say stop arguing, brother, will you hang up
The young couple in puppy love pulled each other for a few minutes before the girl shyly hung up the phone. She turned around, only to find someone standing beside her.
The girl was startled, and after a while she called timidly, "Brother Jing."
Jing Huan hummed without changing his face, and looked down at her skirt: "Go in, it's cold outside."
When I got home in the evening, Xiang Huaizhi just called.
Jing Huan heard a few conversations from the other end: "You haven't gone home yet?"
"No," Xiang Huaizhi said, "there is a lot of snow here, so I won't be able to go back tonight."
Jing Huan lay down on the bed: "Then the arena can't come tonight?"
Xiang Huaizhi hummed: "Go find Lu Wenhao and Gao Zixiang and fight them."
Jing Huan thought it was funny: "Who would dare to play in the arena with me now?"
Qiu Feng's bloody example is in front of everyone.
Jing Huan found the pajamas and said, "Even Lu Wenhao doesn't dare to go with me, look at scaring others..."
Xiang Huaizhi was standing on the balcony with his headphones on, and he was flipping through the text message he just received. He heard the words and smiled: "If not, how can you be Mrs. Ou Ba?"
Jing Huan put on his shirt and was about to change his pants when he suddenly remembered something and glanced at his lap.
The elder's call came from behind, Xiang Huaizhi's smile faded a little, and he was about to speak.
"Brother, what," Jing Huan cleared his throat, "Those things are gone."
Xiang Huai paused: "What?"
"Those on the neck and body." Jing Huan said slowly, "On the thighs... There is one more thing, I guess it will be better tomorrow or the day after tomorrow."
The implication is that the hickeys are all gone, when can we meet.
Jing Huan felt that she was too miserable. She took a vacation as soon as she fell in love, and even bumped into the New Year. Her boyfriend could listen and see, but he couldn't touch it.
Xiang Huaizhi said, "It's been so many days, but it still hasn't gone away? Buy medicine and apply it."
Jing Huan: "… "
Jing Huan: "Forget it."
Xiang Huaizhi held back his laughter and wanted to say a few words when he heard footsteps coming from behind him.
He clicked mute and turned back twice.
Jing Huan also heard it, and he said, "You should be busy first, and then talk about it when you are free."
Xiang Huaizhi: "Okay."
Jing Huan suddenly remembered the outrageous call he accidentally overheard in the afternoon.
After a while before hanging up, Jing Huan followed suit: "Why don't you hang up?"
He hadn't had time to finish the next sentence.
"Oh." Xiang Huaizhi seemed to have just discovered it, "I didn't order it."
As soon as the voice fell, Jing Huan heard two beeps, and the call interface disappeared instantly—Xiang Huaizhi hung up neatly.
Jing Huan: "… "
mua's.
They were both lovers, and they were all in love. How could he feel that he was not as good as those two little brats who were in love at an early age.
never mind.
Jing Huan comforted herself, the two big men, don't go to learn the sweet and greasy tricks of boys and girls.
Jing Huan opened the game, sorted out the packages and pets, and was about to go to play the arena 1v1 by himself, when the phone suddenly lit up.
It was a WeChat message sent to Huaizhi.
I want to be happy every day: I was in a hurry to grab a ticket, and I didn't have time to hang up.
Happy every day: What ticket
I want to be happy every day: two tickets for the press conference of the new expansion film of Nine Heroes.
I want to be happy every day: [Screenshot of ticket issuance]
Want to be happy every day: Just this weekend, the location is also in the city, there are surrounding areas, there are activities, let’s go to see it together
Jing Huan typed out the word "go" three times in a row, feeling that she was so unreserved.
Happy every day: go go go go go go!
Happy every day: see you this weekend, boyfriend
Happy every day: [blows a kiss]
Modesty is a fart.
Jing Huan opened the screenshot, looked at the address on the ticket, and then opened the travel app to search for nearby hotels in real time.
He raised the corners of his mouth and smiled lazily, as if he had won a battle.
What is puppy love
Or adult love is happier :)