Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 17

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Jing Huan was typing, when he saw a few dark clouds appearing above his head, he subconsciously wanted to move, but he typed the letters into the dialog box.

[Current] Little Sweet Scenery: hhhhhhh

[Current] Acacia: Can you still laugh

After she finished speaking, the magic wand in her hand suddenly changed form, turned into a thorn, and charged directly towards Jing Huan.

"Injustice, I just wanted to hide from her skills..." He had no time to type, so he could only whisper in his voice.

Xiang Huaizhi raised his sword to meet him and stood in front of Xiao Tianjing: "Well, stop talking and hide."

After Jing Huan bought the account, her competitive points were reset. After winning three games in a row, the system believed that her hidden strength was very high, and it was not surprising that she would be matched with Chun Xiao when she was in the team.

Xiang Huaizhi frowned slightly. The two of them were both server players. In the years before he signed up, they both took the team's representative server to play the full server PK match, and the operation was not bad.

They won't necessarily win this game.

"Brother, I remember that Acacia was also a fox fairy cave some time ago?" Jing Huan ducked back, "How come you have become a mage now?"

"This year, the legal system has been strengthened, and it may have changed schools for the next server battle." Xiang Huaizhi said.

The two collided in the center of the map, hit each other with each other's attack skills, Xiang Huaizhi was well equipped, and avoided several skills of Acacia regardless, after ten seconds, Acacia lost half of his health bar, and Xiang Huaizhi only Lost 30% of blood.

"Brother is awesome!" Jing Huan immediately flattered and threw a mouthful of blood, "Brother, drink my milk!"

Xiang Huaiyi choked: "...Speak well."

Jing Huan was stunned, then sneered. Sure enough, people who are full of rubbish thoughts always think they are engaging in pornography!

He innocently said, "I'm talking well."

The blood pool was delivered to Xiang Huaizhi's feet impartially, and his blood volume immediately increased by a small amount.

Jing Huan: "Brother, I'm breastfeeding!!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Chun Xiao, who had not moved, raised his hand slightly, and a lotus flower appeared under Acacia's reckless feet, which filled her blood with a squeak.

Hello, full, it's over.

Jing Huan: "… "

Xiang Huaizhi saw that she was silent. For some reason, he couldn't help laughing, and then said in a low voice, "Chunxiao is Mount Putuo, and all the equipment attributes have healing effects. The gap between the sects is not your problem."

There are winners and losers in the arena, and Xiang Huaizhi is open to it. He glanced at the map and considered whether to forcibly kill Chunxiao. After all, as long as Chunxiao was standing behind, it would be difficult to solve the lovesickness.

At this time, Xiao Tianjing suddenly ran past them at a very fast speed. She jumped on the big stone and threw a light-colored spider neatly. The spider went straight to Chunxiao, which is the sealing skill of Fox Immortal Cave.

Seeing this, Chunxiao's first reaction was to jump to the right. Who would have guessed that as soon as she landed, the spider stopped in front of her toes, and quickly spit out a spider web to seal her spell.

... This little sweet scene actually predicted her position.

Yes, Huxiandong is not actually a nanny sect. The bigger features of this sect are flexibility and sealing. The sealing skills are very complete.

"Brother! I've sealed it! She can't use spells anymore!" Jing Huan blurted out, "Am I great—"

"Fantastic." Xiang Huaizhi deserved it quickly, "Run."

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, but before he could understand the meaning of the other party's words, he saw that the streamer that Chun Xiao was carrying suddenly turned into two long swords, and the person rushed towards him at a faster speed.

He dodged immediately, Chun Xiao struck the stone with his sword, and the big stone shattered in response.

"She is a violent nurse." Xiang Huaizhi finished the next words slowly.

Jing Huan, who had already sent himself to Chun Xiao's face: "..."

Fuck, you didn't tell me sooner!

Xiang Huaizhi felt inexplicably happy when he saw Xiaohuxian jumping around in the field, but after a long time, he realized that something was wrong.

Chunxiao would choose to play violent nurse, one of the reasons is that she has a strong ability to predict, and can hit the enemy without relying on the range of skills, but after a few minutes, Xiao Tianjing only suffered a single blow.

"... woo woo woo she's still chasing me!" Jing Huan asked, "How about you, brother? Can you fight?"

If you can't beat it, surrender, if you can beat it, quickly kill it to help! !

This Chunxiao was really scary, he avoided it several times, plus he hadn't played PK for a long time, it was really hard.

There was no sound over there, but the game characters were still moving, and Jing Huan urged again: "Brother?"

After a long while, Xiang Huaizhi suddenly said, "Look at your skill bar."

Jing Huan: "Look, what's wrong..."

"There is a pink skill called Qingsi."

"Um?"

"Throw Chunxiao's face."

"???" Jing Huan glanced at Qingsi's casting range, "Brother, the casting range of this skill is not as big as my fingernails..."

"I can't make it through for the time being." Xiang Huaizhi said succinctly, "Seal life, fail to die."

"… "

Jing Huan gritted his teeth, bounced two stones, and quickly turned around to lose his love.

Not surprisingly… unsealed.

He softened his tone: "Brother..."

"Continue." Xiang Huaizhi said, "You recognize her as me."

"?"

"Take it as if you are throwing the blood pool for me, throw it slowly, don't worry."

Jing Huan automatically ignored his last sentence.

Take Chunxiao as your heart and yearn for it

Not to mention, although Chunxiao is an adult female figure, she is wearing black clothes just like her heart yearns, and she also has a long sword in her hand.

After finishing speaking, Xiang Huaizhi took time to look at the other end, and the little fox fairy was still being chased and chopped, with its tail swaying in the air.

He suddenly felt a little stupid, how could he put hope on Xiao Tianjing.

He was about to leave Acacia and go to rescue the little fox fairy first, when he saw that the person who had been running forward suddenly turned his head and threw his love silk obediently.

Qingsi hit Chun Xiao steadily this time, and Chun Xiao was immediately imprisoned in place, unable to move.

He raised his eyebrows, and just wanted to praise a beautiful sentence, a strange scene happened—

I saw that Xiao Tianjing did not rush back to the safe position after sealing Chun Xiao, but pulled out the whip in his hand and slammed Chun Xiao fiercely!

A bright red "1" appeared on Chun Xiao.

The seal of Qingsi is only seven seconds long. After seven seconds, Chun Xiao once again slashed the stone cliff beside Xiao Tianjing. Xiao Tianjing took the opportunity to throw Qingsi again and hit it.

Then he pulled out his whip and hit Chun Xiao again, this time dealing "2" damage.

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Xiang Huaizhi: "What are you doing?"

[Current] Chun Xiao:

[Current] Chun Xiao: You can.

Jing Huan woke up like a dream.

... it's over.

"... Didn't you make me think of her as you?" He explained stumblingly, "I just, I can't help it! I want to touch you more!"

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

Jing Huan said more and more smoothly: "I want to flirt with my brother... It means."

Xiang Huaizhi felt that he might be almost immune: "... Oh?"

"But she seems to have misunderstood, what should I do..."

"It's okay." Xiang Huaizhi solved the lovesickness and immediately rushed to their place, "Run away."

As a violent nanny, Chun Xiao's weakness is her low resistance. After the two of you chased me for a while, Xiang Huaizhi had worn down her HP to the same extent.

Seeing this, Jing Huan hurriedly said, "Wow brother, are we going to win?"

Xiang Huaizhi was about to respond when he saw the little spider under Chunxiao disappeared—it was time for the spell seal.

It was the first time for Jing Huan to play PvP with Fox Immortal Cave. He wasn't used to it yet, so he couldn't refill the seal in an instant. He saw Chun Xiao cut the streamer in seconds, shook his hand lightly, and didn't choose to replenish blood for himself, who had residual blood. Instead, it directly used the rescue skills.

Xiang Huai's heart is not good.

Acacia fell to the ground despite being rescued, and immediately used her martial arts big move on Jing Huan.

The big move is a must-hit skill, three spell combos, Jing Huan's equipment hadn't been assembled yet, and the blood bar was instantly cleared by these three spell injuries, Xiaohu Xian suddenly fell to the ground, and the big tail covered the whole game character. .

[Team] Little Sweet View:…

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: QAQ woohoo! ! !

What I long for is the output sect, and there is no saving skill. Fortunately, Chun Xiao's skill has a long cooldown time. He said: "Don't worry, you can win. Wait until I kill Acacia and then use drugs to pull you, or you will be charged with corpse. After you get up, seal Chunxiao first."

Before he could finish speaking, a line of reminder flashed in front of him.

[Because Chunxiao and Acacia recklessly conceded defeat, you directly won the game. 】

[Congratulations to Xinxiangzhi for defeating Chunxiao, regardless of Acacia, and achieving a four-game winning streak! 】

As Jing Huan was in a state of death at the end of the battle, not only did he not get points, he was also deducted 3 points.

Obviously, the opponent chose to run away in order not to let him score points.

This kind of tactic has been around for a long time, but few people use it. After all, it is too cloudy. Losing is losing. There is really no need to come here. Almost every year, there will be a tearing incident caused by this tactic in the Nine Heroes.

Jing Huan sighed, he was really wronged.

Xiang Huaizhi: "Sorry."

Jing Huan was taken aback: "Huh? What's wrong?"

"I didn't save you." Xiang Huaizhi asked, "How many points were deducted?"

"It's okay, I forgot to seal it myself. And only three points were deducted."

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "I'll call you back."

Jing Huan didn't understand what it meant, so he opened his mouth in the game first.

[Currently] yearning for it: another fight.

Because the other teams were still fighting, only they and Chun Xiao's team were in the lounge at this time, and this was obviously meant for them.

[Currently] Chun Xiao: Yes.

[Currently] Acacia: Afraid of you

[Currently] Sweetie: [surprised]! ! !

[Current] Sweetie: Wait a minute! Peace makes money, peace makes money... Let's take this opportunity to make it clear, it's not good to fight and kill too much QAQ

Depend on! He didn't want to play PK with these two people wearing this garbage equipment at all! Winning depends on luck, not to mention, if you lose, wouldn't you be embarrassed to die? !

[Current] Acacia: What do I have to say to you

[Current] Acacia disregard: Even if you lied to my gang veteran, you dare to hook up with my wife, I have no meat, you are already very polite to you!

Jing Huan was a little confused: "Who is her wife? Isn't she a woman?"

Xiang Huaizhi paused: "I heard that she and Chun Xiao are a couple."

Jing Huan suddenly realized.

No, the original owner of this number is too unscrupulous, it's okay to eat both men and women, and to hook up with wives

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: That is the fault of the original owner, it has nothing to do with me, sister QAQ

[Currently] Acacia: I don't believe it.

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: If you don't believe me, come and listen to my voice, it must be nothing like the original owner!

[Currently] Acacia disregard: Did you turn on the voice changer

... Do it, was told the truth.

Jing Huan decided to change the starting point.

[Currently] Sweetie: ... I don't have it! [angry]

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: You Xianrenge usually bully me, kill me and humiliate me, I can bear it!

[Current] Sweetie: But you can't program my sexuality in front of my sweetheart! !

[Current] Sweetie: This is my bottom line! My heart, my soul, and my body belong to Brother Ares! ! I didn't hook up with your wife! ! ! [beats the table] [angrily]

As soon as these words were sent out, Acacia Bubu and Chun Xiao were both dumbfounded, and Jing Huan's interface suddenly changed - they cut into the battle.

Xiang Huaizhi couldn't stand it any longer, so he clicked the match directly.

His brows twitched, and he suddenly felt that he might have gone crazy just now, and he still wanted to bring this little fox fairy to win points back.