Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 18

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The time of the arena is from 7:30 to 9:30. When Lu Hang returned to the dormitory, he saw Xiang Huaizhi was wearing only one earphone, and he controlled the game character to raise the sword and send the opponent's sword out of the PK scene.

"It's awesome." Lu Hang put the schoolbag on the bed and complained, "What do you think these adults are thinking now? On a birthday, the whole family should be called and gathered around a large table, just like having a New Year's Eve dinner. Yes, the questions were asked one after another, first about studies and then about feelings, which made me not even able to eat well, so I ran away while my dad was going to the toilet... Who are you playing in the arena tonight? I'm not here, yes It's not crazy to lose points... fuck me?"

After Lu Hang saw the people in Xiang Huai's team, he swallowed all those broken thoughts.

At 9:30, the arena ended on time, and all the waiting or fighting teams were rushed to the arena teleporter by the system in an instant, and the city head was full of people.

Xiang Huaizhi opened his mouth and said to the people in the team, "Let's go."

After he finished speaking, he didn't give the team a chance to react, and directly disbanded the team.

[Current] Little Sweet King: Thank you brother for taking me to JJC! Brother break up! *^o^*

This dialog box popped up abruptly, causing all the players around him to be stunned. No one flew away for a long time, and they were still crowded at the top of the city.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't look back, and was the first to leave the scene.

Lu Hang coughed twice and pretended to be squeamish: "Thank you brother for taking me to the arena~"

Xiang Huaizhi: "Are you a parrot spirit?"

And the tune is not learned at all. If it is Xiao Tianjing, it must have a long tail in the last word.

He listened to it for two hours, almost neurasthenia.

"I'll just learn, don't attack me." Lu Hang moved a chair and sat beside him, "Lao Xiang, you have a situation! You actually brought Xiao Tianjing to the arena?! Is she fully equipped? Sister, don't you even want points?"

"Fox Immortal Cave doesn't rely on equipment." Xiang Huaizhi said, "No points."

"Didn't lose points?" Lu Hang thought for a while, "Oh, her points have been reset. You are all rookies, right? Do you have any game experience?"

Calling a rookie is not accurate. The opponents in the first three are really not strong, but after encountering Chun Xiao and the others, they will be matched with opponents with more than 2,500 percent.

However, since Xiao Tianjing gradually became familiar with the application of PK skills in Huxiandong, they have never lost. On the contrary, she was almost killed by the people in the idle pavilion in several games. Fortunately, there was a lesson from the past. Whenever a battle was about to end, Xiao Tianjing began to run all over the map, vowing not to appear in the enemy's casting range.

I have to say that this little fox fairy's operation is much better than he imagined.

"It's the same as 1v1." Xiang Huaizhi said.

Lu Hang's computer is not turned off all the year round. There is a scene in Nine Heroes called Penglai Wonderland. When you hang up in Penglai Wonderland, you can get an experience every three minutes. Although it is small, it is better than nothing. He sat in front of the computer and glanced at the friend messages he received during the hang-up time.

"How could it be okay, sister Jingjing is so talkative..." Lu Hang looked at the newly received news and frowned, "Acacia no matter how close I am... Hey, Lao Xiang, she actually asked me what is your relationship with Xiao Tianjing. How should I answer this?"

Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyebrows: "You also added lovesickness?"

"Yeah, she wanted to take me to the idler's pavilion before. I thought that the gang had a lot of troubles, so I didn't go. Fortunately, I didn't go, otherwise Xiaojingjing and I would be very embarrassed now." Lu Hang raised his eyes and asked. He, "hurry up, how do I answer her?"

Xiang Huaizhi threw his number into Penglai Wonderland, got up to wash up, and left a sentence: "Friend."

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: They are friends, what's the matter

[Friend] Ignore Acacia: Impossible.

[Friend] Ignore Acacia: Xiao Tianjing just confessed to her heart yearning in the arena.

Shit, what about this? !

Lu Hang looked back at Xiang Huaizhi who was washing and shook his head.

Boy, it's not being honest.

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: Haven't you heard a word.

[Friends] Acacia: What

[Friends] Lu Changchu: First friends, then sisters, and finally a little baby.

[Friend] Acacia regardless:…

[Friend] Lu Changchuo: I'll tell you in advance anyway, Xiao Tianjing has often signed with us recently, if the people in your gang force P to drive on my brother's head...

[Friend] Lu Changchuo: You know, scumbags are not good-tempered. In order to pick up girls, he might have something to do [shut up]

Xiang Huaizhi, who was rinsing his mouth, sneezed violently, thinking to himself, it's almost winter.

On the weekend, Jing Huan returned to the school dormitory with a bag of food and wine.

As soon as he walked into the bedroom, he heard Gao Zixiang shouting: "Quick, quick! Give me a bite! Otherwise, I will be caught in the fire by the BOSS! I don't have any milk... Will you play Fox Fairy Cave?!"

Lu Wenhao: "Fuck, you can do it! The skill range of this sect is so small. If you can eat one of the three blood pools, you should worship the Bodhisattva! Besides, does the skill have no cooldown time? Squeeze it?"

Gao Zixiang said coolly: "I think the two lumps on your chest are indeed no smaller than 36D."

"Fart, have you rubbed it?"

Jing Huan: "… "

What the hell is R-rated dialogue.

He put down the bag and glanced at the empty simple dining table: "Where's the pot?"

Lu Wenhao glanced at him hurriedly: "Huanhuan, are you here? It's so early? Wait a minute, right now, we'll be placing 25 people."

Jing Huan: "Why are you playing Nine Heroes again, didn't you delete your account?"

"You know, I don't have any classes this semester, and I'm bored to death every day, so I bought an account to accompany this idiot in the book. His team is about to be defeated, and he lacks a lot of materials." Speaking of which, Lu Wenhao He hummed twice, "As a result, he doesn't thank me, even if he doesn't thank me, he still dislikes Lao Tzu's operation every day!"

Gao Zixiang: "No, do you know what kind of sect he bought? Fox Immortal Cave! Isn't this fucking intended to mess with me? He's not happy to let him switch sects..."

Jing Huan gave a meal: "What's wrong with Fox Immortal Cave? It's not very strong?"

"The strong ones are all others, just him, he won't even let the blood pool..." Another blood pool was empty, Gao Zixiang couldn't bear it anymore, "After you beat this book, you will change the sect for Lao Tzu!"

Jing Huan was too lazy to listen to their quarrel: "I mean I'm out to eat and drink, and I have to wait for the two of you to finish the game before we can eat?"

"No no no, it's over soon, wait another ten minutes... No, five minutes." Gao Zixiang said, "Our pot was borrowed from dormitory 102, and we have to go to them to get it."

Jing Huan regretted it, so he should buy a pot and sauce by himself, and cook and eat at home.

He picked up the bag again and turned to leave.

"Hey Huanhuan, where are you going?" Gao Zixiang quickly stopped him.

"Go home and eat hot pot."

"Don't!" Gao Zixiang said, "We'll finish the fight soon, brother! Just sit for a while, and you'll be done in five minutes!"

Jing Huan raised his hand and glanced at his watch: "I didn't finish playing in five minutes, I unplugged your network cable."

After speaking, he threw the bag on the sink and opened the door of the dormitory.

Lu Wenhao: "Didn't you say five minutes, why do you have to leave..."

"Take the pot." Jing Huan didn't look back.

When Jing Huan knocked on the door at 102, there was a sound for most of the time inside, the door was opened, and a smell came out from inside.

Jing Huan couldn't help frowning slightly, restraining the urge to cover her nose.

"Yo, Jing Huan, why are you here? A rare visitor." The door was opened by their professional classmates who had played basketball together and were not familiar with each other.

Jing Huan: "Well, let's get the pot from our dormitory."

"Oh yes, I'll get it for you right away, wait a minute." The other party turned and walked into the dormitory.

Jing Huan saw the situation inside through the crack of the door. If nothing else, the pile of smelly socks left outside the toilet door made him lose most of his appetite.

The man came back soon, and he handed the pot to Jing Huan: "I'm sorry, I wanted to pay it back earlier, but I forgot to play the game."

"It's okay." Jing Huan took it and was ready to leave.

"Wait a minute, Jing Huan, I just happen to have something I want to discuss with you." The boy asked, "Next weekend, my birthday will be spent at the bar across the street. Would you like to come over together?"

As far as their relationship is concerned, it is really not enough to invite each other to a birthday.

But Jing Huan is handsome, as long as Jing Huan comes, he will be a living sign, and he can invite all professional girls.

Jing Huan smiled, his tone was polite and distant: "I have something to do, so I can't go."

Abandoning this sentence, he turned around and left, not giving the people behind him a second chance to invite.

Jing Huan went upstairs and looked at the pot in his hand.

If he read it right, the orange-red color on the lid of the pot... Could it be the chili oil that 102 eats on the hot pot

The pot was borrowed before he moved out. It's been two weeks, so the fuck can you wash it off

Just buy another one.

After thinking about it, he decided to take a look at the situation in the pot before making plans. He walked to the window in the stairwell, put the pot on the window sill, and opened the lid.

I saw a black and orange foreign body lying quietly in the center of the pot, which was particularly noticeable. After feeling the movement, it quickly turned around in the pot, proving its vitality.

Jing Huan confronted it head-to-head without any defenses, first being sluggish for a few seconds, then his legs suddenly softened and he almost couldn't stand.

He opened his mouth to scream, but found that he was so frightened that he couldn't even make a sound.

With the last of his strength, he suddenly threw the pot into the sky!

The thing Jing Huan was most afraid of in his life was bugs. He would resist even looking at the spider model in the game, not to mention that the thing was alive on the edge of his fingers!

For a moment, he even felt like he was going into shock.

The pot was thrown to the ground, making a crisp and harsh collision sound, and the cockroaches crawled out of the pot and scurried around as if they could not find a way. Jing Huan was so frightened that he quickly backed away, followed by stepping on the air, and his heart seemed to stop for a beat—

He hit a wall of meat.

Jing Huan breathed a sigh of relief, but fortunately... he didn't fall to his death.

The people behind him were also startled, but he reacted very quickly. In order to prevent Jing Huan from continuing to fall, he quickly reached out and hugged Jing Huan's waist, holding him firmly.

"Are you alright?" the man behind asked.

The voice was very familiar, and Jing Huan almost subconsciously blurted out: "It's okay, thank you brother—"

The two ate at the same time.

Jing Huan immediately recovered and cursed in his heart.

The dog is yearning for it, and he babbles in his earphones every day, causing him to listen to anyone who sounds like him.

He turned his head, met the boy behind him, and said sincerely, "...Thank you buddy."