Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 19

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Due to the problem of posture, Jing Huan turned his head and could only see each other's ears.

They were so close, he could still smell the faint soapy scent of each other.

"No thanks," said the person behind him, "Can you get up?"

Jing Huan was stunned, and only dared to stand up after confirming that the cockroach had run away without a shadow.

"I'm sorry." He turned around and finally saw the unlucky classmate he bumped into.

Single eyelid, high nose bridge, wearing a black T-shirt, standing on the steps lower than him can look at him.

Jing Huan first stared at the boy's face for a few seconds, then remembered to ask, "What, I didn't hurt you, did I?"

"No." Xiang Huaizhi also gave him a few more glances.

This guy has long eyelashes.

"That's good, I just didn't stand firm." Jing Huan was embarrassed to say that he was frightened by the insect.

Xiang Huaizhi actually watched the whole process, and he could clearly see his posture of throwing the pot. He nodded: "Well, can you let me?"

Now Jing Huan occupies one side, and his pot occupies the other side, almost blocking the corridor.

"Oh, good." Jing Huan immediately gave up his seat, he couldn't touch this pot again anyway.

Xiang Huaizhi was about to go upstairs when someone grabbed his clothes.

"Classmate, wait." Jing Huan said, "I hit it hard just now. If you feel any discomfort for a while, come to dormitory 312 to find me."

Xiang Huaizhi nodded: "Got it."

Watching his benefactor leave, Jing Huan stared at the pot on the ground, worrying about what to do, when he looked up, he met the eyes of two acquaintances.

Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao were standing on the balcony on the third floor, looking at him through the window of the stairwell.

Jing Huan sneered and raised his hand, first pointing at Gao Zixiang and then at Lu Wenhao.

—You, and you.

Then put your hands together and make a throat-wiping motion on your neck.

- all have to die.

Lu Wenhao: "..."

Gao Zixiang: "…"

The two put their heads against the handrail of the guardrail and kowtowed.

Finally, the auntie housekeeper heard the movement, ran over and confiscated the pot, and warned Jing Huan a few words, saying that the school strictly prohibited students from cooking in the dormitory.

The vegetables were all bought, and they would go bad if they didn't cook tonight. Jing Huan stood on the stairs and comforted himself for most of the time, before moving his steps to the canteen outside the school gate.

I bought a pot and went back, just opened the bedroom door, I saw that the simple dining table was full of raw meat and vegetables that were washed and cut into plates, and the beer was also full. The cup belonging to Jing Huan was also decorated with a beer. cherries.

"Brother, you're back." Gao Zixiang quickly walked to the door, posing as a welcoming gesture, "Young brothers have been waiting for you for a long time!"

Lu Wenhao was standing at the table: "Welcome to your seat, eldest brother!"

Jing Huan's anger had already been exhausted on the road: "... idiot."

The three agreed on WeChat that Jing Huan buys vegetables and wine, and they are responsible for washing the vegetables and dishes. This is their fault, and Gao Zixiang should be righteous: "Yes, yes, we are both fools. You sit, don't be angry. If my body is broken, then Hao'er and I can't afford to pay."

Jing Huan smiled angrily: "Okay, get up, get up and take your seat."

The three were seated.

Thinking of the scene just now, Lu Wenhao was still frightened: "Damn, the stairs in this broken dormitory are so high, if you really fall down and you fall into something wrong, then I can only promise."

Jing Huan: "No, just lose money. I'm not interested in 36D."

"That's just right, I don't want to knead it for you." Lu Wenhao poured the hot pot ingredients into it, "but Xiang Huaizhi is pretty cool, he can stand so steady when you bump into it like this, it's not that he hurts his leg. Yet?"

Gao Zixiang: "It's been a long time, I guess I'll recover soon."

Jing Huan: "Xiang Huaizhi? Who?"

"Your savior, the man standing behind you just now." Gao Zixiang handed him the pepper, "You don't know him?"

Jing Huan thought for a while: "Is he from our department?"

"No, the department next door, the junior and senior, moved to our building this semester, and lived in our building at 522." Gao Zixiang said, "Oh yes, you don't often go to the Ximen basketball court, so I guess you haven't met him. He played Basketball thieves are fucking awesome."

"It is said that it is still a scholar, the key..." Lu Wenhao dragged a long voice, "He is very handsome, and I thought you knew him."

"Sorry, I'm the only person I know of in my school." The spicy soup in the pot had already been boiled, and Jing Huan specially bought a different pot from the previous one, and finally got some appetite. As he spoke, he picked up a piece of hairy belly and put it in to rinse it.

"Stinky shit." Gao Zixiang laughed at him, but didn't refute, "That famous man, why did you come back to play Nine Heroes with us?"

Jing Huan made a move: "Why do you suddenly say this?"

"It's so sudden, we agreed before that the three of us would go to the full server PK together, but it didn't happen for more than a year!" Gao Zixiang thought of something, "And I heard that this year, there will be a particularly awesome full server. PK reward."

Jing Huan: "Where did you hear that?"

"I help the master get to know the insiders of the game."

This kind of news is all fake, Jing Huan didn't care, he said, "Let's talk about it, I'm not free recently."

Gao Zixiang nodded: "If I hadn't read your timetable, I would have believed it."

"There's no time."

"Then tell me, what are you busy with?"

Busy scumbag man.

Jing Huan took a sip of wine: "I'm busy anyway, let's talk about it when I'm done."

After eating and drinking, Jing Huan repeatedly warned the two not to lend the pot before leaving the dormitory.

He just took two steps when he glanced at 522 upstairs.

I saw a pair of colorful panties hanging on the drying pole outside the door of dormitory 522. Jing Huan narrowed his eyes to take a closer look, only to see that the panties were painted with various poses of Pikachu.

... I can't tell, his benefactor's eyes are not big, and he is quite showy.

When Jing Huan returned home, just after opening the game, the friend's message kept flashing.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Sister, good news!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Huh

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Idlers Pavilion will not chase you!

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment and looked around, only to realize that the familiar faces who usually came to guard him as soon as he went online were not here today.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Why

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Uh... I don't know much about this. The gang announcement directly sent by the gang leader said that we should work together to collect materials, don't waste time on you.

The corner of Jing Huan's mouth twitched, who is wasting whose time? !

But that's fine, he still has business to do now, and it's really troublesome to be hunted down.

He went out of the city to do two daily tasks, and the journey was smooth, and he was not even used to it.

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: In

[Friends] Sweetie: Yes, what's the matter

[Friend] Lu Changchuo: Is it the next book? Twenty people, your sweetheart is also there.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I'm coming! ! !

[Friends] Sweetie: [cheering] Where to meet

"Everyone is here," Lu Hang said, "Come on, Yue Lao gather."

As soon as Xiang Huaizhi flew to Yue Lao, he saw the little sweet scene beside Yue Lao.

He didn't say anything and applied for the entry.

[A copy of the second son's marriage that I yearn for. 】

[Little Tianjing joins the second son's marriage copy. 】

[Team] Lu Changchu: Are you all ready? OK, I'll open the book.

[Team] Love is what you eat: 1

[Team] Benming Zhizhi Tao Tao: … 1

[Team] Chun Xiao: .

[Team] Acacia: . . .

[Team] Sweet Scenery: … 0x0

The rest of the group couldn't help but exclaim in their hearts, what the hell is this death train! !

… These few people are not going to fight each other, right? !

[Team] Lu Changchi: Let’s talk about it first. If you explode high-level materials, you will give bonuses to the team members. If you explode good things, you can shake the dice. If you have any objections, you can leave the team now.

This is the default rule for large-scale dungeons. After half a minute, no one spoke, that is, there was no objection, and Lu Hang opened the dungeon.

The dungeon of Second Young Master's Marriage must be triggered by using "Mysterious Invitation". Obtaining the "Mysterious Invitation" depends on luck. Sometimes, after completing the dungeon, there is a very small chance that it will drop. Lu Hang just released the invitation in the afternoon, and hurriedly opened the dungeon. .

Although the dungeon is not difficult, the process is very trivial, and he is worried that passersby will not be reliable. He is looking for people in the friend list.

The team's chat channel was mysteriously silent, and no one spoke. The first link of the dungeon was a single-player task of finding objects. Twenty people quickly completed it and switched to the next round of tasks.

As soon as he entered the portal, Jing Huan's game interface suddenly changed, and he was dragged into a special scene outside the second son's mansion.

[Guardian at the door: "Sir "Little Tianjing", you look very good-looking! Well, since you claim to be the master of the second son, let me test you. 】

Taking the prospect of Huan as annoyance and never brushing this dungeon, he unpreparedly clicked the "OK!" option.

[Guardian at the door: May I ask what type of garbage is wet wipes? 】

Jing Huan: "… "

Jing Huan: "?"

This game is too out of date.

The earphones are quiet, everyone may be lazy, or maybe they know that someone in the team is at odds with Xiao Tianjing, and dare not break the weird atmosphere. No one in the dungeon team's voice channel speaks, and no one reminds him.

Jing Huan glanced at the answer and breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, the answer was obvious.

He chose "wet trash" without hesitation.

[Guardian at the door: Come on! Get rid of this impostor! 】

Jing Huan: "??"

[Team] Love is what you eat: Wet wipes are dry trash…

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ... ?

[Team] Sweetie: How do you know what I chose [Shocked]

[Team] Long and Long: This is a random session. One player is randomly selected to challenge, and the rest of the players wait in place.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: …

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: What do you mean

[Team] Lu Changchi: Yes, we are all watching you. But it doesn't matter, there is no limit to the number of answers to this question, come on [ cheer ]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ... good! [Smile]

[Guardian at the entrance: Excuse me, in the first ring of the dungeon, how many items did you find in total

a.71 pieces

b.99 pieces

c. 69 pieces

d. Video playback]

Who remembers this? Jing Huan directly clicked on the video playback.

[Guardian at the door: No playback! come! Get rid of this impostor! 】

Jing Huan took a deep breath.

[Guardian at the entrance: What is the name of the girl who is waiting for her lover's return in "Liuxihe"? 】

Liuxi River Jinghuan knew that it was a wild figure among the Nine Heroes, and that there was indeed a girl NPC.

what do you say that is?

Just in case, Jing Huan went to Baidu and saw the word "Aunt Liu" at a glance. In order not to waste everyone's time, he quickly switched back to the game and clicked the "Aunt Liu" option.

[Guardian at the door: Come on! Get rid of this impostor! 】

Jing Huan: "...?!!"

[Team] Acacia regardless: Can you answer this question as Aunt Liu? ! Didn't you see the word girl? ? Did you do this on purpose? Deliberately burning our point card? [doubt]

what happened? Ruined Baidu pits people

Jing Huan cut back to the webpage to take a look.

[Netizen replied: First of all, we are the first to exclude the option of "Aunt Liu", after all, the age is not right. 】

? ?

If you go to the wild map and you can know it at a glance, do you need to analyze it? !

[Team] Acacia: I want to see if you can answer the first few questions.

proceed if you can!

Jing Huan angrily ordered the guard at the door.

[Guardian at the door: What is the next sentence of flying down three thousand feet? 】

... finally met a meeting.

At the same time as Jing Huan recalled, he couldn't help but whisper: "Flying down three thousand feet..."

"It's not as good as Wang Lun's love for me." A familiar voice came from the earphones, with a hint of banter.

That's right, this is it.

Jing Huan subconsciously followed this sentence and made a corresponding choice.

[Guardian at the door: Come on! Get rid of this impostor! 】

[Team] Love is what you eat: …

[Team] Chun Xiao:…

[Team] Acacia: …

[Team] Benming Zhizhi Taotao:…

Xiang Huaizhi laughed very briefly: "...Do you really believe it?"

Jing Huan: "… "

What kind of garbage are you