Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 22

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Xian Mengmeng is very unwilling.

She has been in this district for five years, and she has also paid attention to the five years she has longed for. He has been on the top of ten thousand people since the beginning of the server, and his name will always be on the major lists, which is out of reach.

Which girl hasn't imagined being with a radiant man

So when the tenderness of her heart's yearning was revealed, she couldn't resist at all, she closed her eyes and rushed forward.

With Mianji, who yearned for her, the other's appearance did not suit her liking, and even made her feel disgusted, but she was willing to pay for him.

Sometimes Xian Mengmeng doesn't even know whether he likes the real person behind the account he yearns for, or whether he likes this virtual game character.

What she didn't expect was that just after the two parted, she was blocked by the other party on WeChat before she even got off the plane. She went to question her heart in the game, and the other party told her coldly that the account was a power trainer a few months ago. play, not me.

The few months of getting along day and night have become a joke, and he will not marry her or even appear in the same team with her again.

The most unbearable thing for her is that there are other women around her, first Ran Xin, and then Xiao Tianjing. That little fox immortal followed Xin Xingzhi's ass every three days. They played the arena side by side, and Xingzhi even gave her a purple outfit...

She took a deep breath and typed.

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: Of course I woke up, listen to me.

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: It's just to get married, not to be together, I just want a husband and wife title.

"I found that this woman is really strange. If other people were deceived, shouldn't the first reaction be to find a liar? Why does she keep pestering you?" Lu Hang was speechless, "and your account was a few months ago. The style of painting is obviously wrong, isn't it? If you just send a loudspeaker to clarify, I guarantee that everyone in the entire server will believe you."

This is the truth. After Xiang Huaizhi has been playing in this area for so long, the players' impression of him is that he is strong, low-key, and rich. In addition to collecting things, this number is basically not bubbling on the world channel and speakers.

When this happened, many friends came to ask him if his account had been hacked.

Xiang Huaizhi was noncommittal and remained silent. Instead, he justified the name of a scumbag.

Xiang Huaizhi: "No need."

It is inappropriate to let the people in the whole server know that she and another girl were cheated by power leveling.

And this incident will not have any negative impact on him, at least for now, he even saved a lot of trouble because of this incident.

Nothing bad.

[Friend] Yearning for it: The compensation I said refers to the compensation for the air tickets and hotel money you paid before.

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: I just want a title, can't I do that

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: Which city are you in, let's meet and talk, okay

Lu Hang was shocked: "Is this woman crazy? How long have you been chatting, and have you asked to meet?"

[Friend] yearns for it: If you don't need those compensations, you don't need to talk about it.

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: OK, then I want other compensation, game props, OK

[Friend] Yearning for it: Say it.

[Friend] Xian Mengmeng: I want Jiu Fan Lotus, the one you gave to Xiao Tianjing.

Xiang Huaizhi only glanced at it and closed the dialog box.

Lu Hang: "Hey, it's interesting, does this have to break up you and Xiao Tianjing? I'm the first one to refuse! Xiang Xiang, I think you don't give the hotel and air ticket money, so quickly delete her. ."

Xiang Huaizhi looked sideways: "You seem to like Little Sweet Scenery?"

"No, I just think she is very funny. I can die every day watching her talk." Lu Hang said.

Xiang Huaizhi nodded: "Then go after her and let her talk to you every day."

"Okay, when she gets on the number, you ask her to come after me, she will definitely listen to you, and I promise to take care of her like a big brother."

"Fuck off, be serious." Xiang Huaizhi glanced at him, "How long are you going to stand behind me? Are you addicted to peeping?"

"嘁... OK, OK, I'm going."

Xiang Huaizhi rode on his horse, went to the wild map to make materials, glanced at random, and saw the system prompt.

[Your friend Xiao Tianjing is online. 】

A few seconds later, his friend message lit up.

[Friends] Little Sweet Scenery: [Sprinkle Flowers]

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, do you want to download the book today

[Friend] Yearning for it: Well, finish the daily routine.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Alright brother, call me when you finish brushing, I'll be there for you#^0^#

The daily routine was completed quickly, and Lu Hang formed a daily dungeon team.

"Xiao Jingjing," entering the copy, Lu Hang saw the fashion on her body and couldn't help but complained, "Change this dress."

Jing Huan asked, "Why?"

"It's too ugly."

Jing Huan frowned, not seeing any ugliness: "Isn't it ugly? It matches the ring that my brother gave me!"

Lu Hang: "Tsk tsk, when it comes to this ring, just now..."

Xiang Huaizhi interrupted him, got out of the car and formed a team: "I'll go get the magic weapon later."

"Okay," Lu Hang shut up wisely, "Xiao Jingjing, are you going with him?"

There is a link in this dungeon that requires two people to pick up the magic weapon. It is not difficult and does not require combat.

Before Lu Hang finished speaking, Jing Huan quickly left the team, got into Xiang Huaizhi's car, and the two walked out of the scene one after the other.

"Brother." Jing Huan sent the ring to the team channel as if offering a treasure, "Look, I set the gems on the ring to the seventh rank!"

Xiang Huaizhi opened it, and sure enough it was.

A rank seven gem costs several hundred gold, he hesitated: "You don't need to play PVP, you don't need to hit the gem so high."

"It's not too high. I promised you before that I would make it to the fifteenth stanza."

The fifteenth grade gems are even more expensive. Xiang Huaizhi said, "I didn't ask you to hit the gems so high. It's yours. You can give it as many gems as you want."

At the end, he asked again: "After hitting the gem, do you still have money to eat?"

Just as Jing Huan was about to answer, he was stunned—wait, why did he have no money to eat

He lied a lot, and he couldn't react for a while. After a long while, he thought about it and said tentatively: "…Huh?"

"You are a student, right?" Xiang Huaizhi said, "Didn't you say you only have two hundred yuan for pocket money a week?"

Jing Huan subconsciously bit his thumb.

... What year and month did he make up the story

Afraid that the other party would be suspicious, he coughed lightly: "Yes, that's it... How do you know, brother?"

"You said it before when you were hunted down." Xiang Huaizhi said, "Are you a high school student?"

It took Jing Huan a long time to remember that when he was being chased by the little mosquito coils of vitality, he made it up casually in order to attract the attention he was longing for.

… What kind of brain does this person have, just like that, can I remember it to this day

"No, I'm in college."

As long as he was playing the game, it was difficult to describe himself as tender. Jing Huan's brain was running fast, and he made up a perfect story in ten seconds.

I saw him sniffing his nose and wanting to cry: "Brother, that's right, in fact, my parents have long since divorced, and they each have a family child. To them, I'm just a superfluous existence... They quarreled, and they never asked them for money again, plus all my previous savings were used to buy accounts, and now I can only live by working part-time, because I am a student, and my salary is very small, minus the For food, clothing, housing and transportation, I can only squeeze out 200 yuan a week…”

Jing Huan couldn't bear to speak any further.

God, am I too miserable? ! Those who hear it are sad, and those who see it cry.

Such a poor and helpless girl, how could any man resist loving her! !

Sure enough, the other side fell silent after listening.

Jing Huan gave a strong smile: "It doesn't matter brother, you don't have to worry about me, I will definitely work hard and develop a beautiful new life with my own hands... And the owner of the part-time job shop is very kind to me and often sends me instant noodles... "

"You're doing it wrong."

"Occasionally gave me a ham sausage... eh?" Jing Huan was taken aback.

"It's obvious that you're already so poor. You still spend tens of thousands of yuan to play games. You're too addicted to the Internet." Xiang Huaizhi said coldly.

Jing Huan was speechless: "I..."

"If you really want to get ahead, you should spend more time reading books instead of games." Xiang Huaizhi thought for a while, "Playing games for three hours a day is enough."

"no… "

"Three hours is enough for you to write your daily book."

"… "

"Seven to ten in the evening?"

Scumbag, you have no heart.

"I... don't have to open up a new life." Jing Huan forced a smile and said word by word, "I'm very satisfied if I can live happily."

After handing in the magic weapon, they returned to the team and began to push the BOSS.

Just cut into the battle, a horn popped out.

[[Speaker] Xian Mengmeng: Find a gang. I am Putuo Mountain, my cultivation base is full of skills, and I can handle it well. 】

Jing Huan was stunned for a while. If he remembered correctly, Xian Mengmeng should be from the Xianren Pavilion, right

He right-clicked on the other party's information, and found that the gang column had been empty for some time.

[Team] Lu Changchuo: Chi Chi, why did your little sister quit the gang

[Team] Love is divided among you: I don't know, maybe because of lovesickness, she took down her hall master.

[Team] All the way: awesome. In fact, I have always been curious. Although Acacia ignores this person's self-willedness, Chun Xiao is still quite rational. Why did Xian Mengmeng become the hall master

Because Xian Mengmeng was disregarding Acacia at that time, she wanted to win over her longing for help, so she needed a position that could attract people.

With the strength and fame that the heart yearns for, which gang doesn't want him to join? Even the Idlers Pavilion, before the scumbag incident, was willing to invite him in with a big sedan chair.

It's no secret, but the parties are here, and it's hard to say it outright if love is divided for you.

[Team] Love is divided for you: I don't know much about this [shut up]

Xian Mengmeng is a female anchor, and there are tens of thousands of viewers in the live broadcast room every day. Although there is a lot of water in these audiences, they are famous. As soon as her speaker came out, the world immediately became noisy.

[World] Love to eat crayfish: How did Xianxian quit help? Isn't the idler's pavilion good

[World] Falling Flowers: I heard that Xianxian's position as the head of the hall has been removed [surprised]

[World] Sending you ten miles of red makeup: Xianxian came to my help, and gave you the deputy leader, +++

[[Speaker] Xian Mengmeng: Don't ask the reason, I don't want to mention it again, it will make me look stupid. All I can say is that they are different, and that they are safe. If you want the top 15 gangs in the district, and the rest don't want me, thank you. 】

Originally nothing, Xian Mengmeng said, it really seems like being bullied.

Jing Huan looked at her loudspeakers, her eyes slightly gloomy.

At the beginning, Xian Mengmeng used cyber violence to force his sister to retire based on this popularity. Although he exploded her a piece of equipment before, he didn't feel relieved.

He retracted his gaze, and just wanted to add a blood pool to his heart, when a message popped up on the screen.

[Qiu Feng added you as a friend. 】

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Are you there

[Friend] Little Sweet View:

[Friend] Qiu Feng: I have heard about the previous things. I am looking for you this time to apologize to you.

[Friend] Sweetie: ... Huh

[Friend] Qiu Feng: I'm really sorry for causing you to be hunted down before. I just happened to be unable to go online these days, otherwise I would stop this farce.

Jing Huan seemed to have a feeling, and opened the other party's information to take a look.

Qiu Feng, a warlock, is called "The White Tiger Hall Master of the Idle People Pavilion".

[Friends] Sweetie: You are...

[Friend] Qiu Feng: Oh yes, I forgot to introduce myself. Hello, I'm the ex-husband of your account, the unlucky bastard who was tricked and shuffled.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... Hello, I'm the unlucky guy who was scolded and hunted down for buying your ex-wife's account.