Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 24

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Lu Hang was on the verge of being excited, and he must not be able to leave. In the end, he was willing to move when the raindrops fell.

Back in the bedroom, both of them were soaking wet.

Knowing that he was guilty, Lu Hang did not dare to argue with Xiang Huai for the bathroom, and waited outside for him to come out.

After taking a shower, Xiang Huaizhi wiped his hair with a bath towel before turning on the computer.

At eight o'clock, the arena has been missed. However, during this period of time, he has already scored a lot of points, so it is no problem to go one less game.

He glanced at the friend icon, but nothing happened.

A few minutes later, he opened the friend bar and made sure that Little Sweet King was online.

The person who usually sends him messages in seconds as soon as he goes online, why is it suddenly quiet today

Just thinking about it, the friend icon suddenly flashed suddenly.

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: Are you there? One hundred thousand urgent! !

[Friend] Yearning for it: Well.

[Friends] Love is divided for you: Xianxian took a group of people to strengthen P Xiaotianjing.

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: Really, it's in the Blackwood Forest, can you come over

Jing Huan was indeed given a strong P by Xian Mengmeng. In fact, as soon as he entered the Blackwood Forest, he saw the team behind him. He originally thought they were just here to do the task. After all...

[Currently] Sweetie: I just exploded my equipment not long ago, why haven't you been good at it? [Confuse]

[Current] Xian Mengmeng: Stop talking nonsense, that was when I was hanging up.

Jing Huan was half-typed and forced to stop to hide from his skills.

Xian Mengmeng came prepared this time, with two warlocks and two assassins, a very standard killing lineup.

Soon, there were more and more people watching, Jing Huan was a little strange, the Blackwood Forest is not a big picture, how could so many people suddenly gather

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: It's still playing...

[Current] Watermelon Girl: I rushed to the scene quickly!

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Today, we are chasing Xiaosan Xiaotian indefinitely. Interested players are welcome to watch it at 8121xx, the live broadcast room of Nine Heroes. [sprinkle flowers]

Jing Huan immediately understood that Xian Mengmeng was on a live broadcast.

Xian Mengmeng was standing at the very end of the team at this time. After she put all the defense and continuous blood buffs on herself, she spoke slowly.

[Current] Xianmengmeng: I see how you run this time. No matter how fast you are in Foxxian Cave, can you beat the assassin

It's no match, this is the Blackwood Forest, and the assassin's movement speed in this picture is so perverted that it's outrageous.

Jing Huan cursed in his heart.

Yearning for it, what kind of dog eye are you? !

The warlock kept throwing spells on Jing Huan, and Jing Huan avoided it, but every time he escaped, he would be stabbed in the back by the assassin, and his blood pool was insufficient, and his blood volume was not optimistic.

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: What, why do I think Xiao Tianjing's position is so strong... If it was me, I was sealed by the warlock and couldn't move.

[Current] Wind Chasing Boy: It's not what you think, but it's really strong. I fought with her and Xin Xingzhi in the arena, and our output can't touch her at all.

[Current] Yun Duoduo: No, why do I find it so strange that Xian Mengmeng wanted to kill Xiao Tianjing with great fanfare, but after the war, he kept hiding behind him? Also stacking so many defensive attributes for yourself? Emmm, her equipment is better than Xiaohuxian's, isn't she so cowardly

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Don't talk too much if you don't understand what happened. If you keep gossiping, be careful that you are next.

[Current] Yun Duoduo: What's the matter with you? Are you Xian Mengmeng's secretary

[Current] Ji Xiaonian: Come on, be careful when you speak, I'm her friend.

Jing Huan looked at the money on his body and felt a little distressed.

In order to play equipment, he just bought 400 yuan of game currency from the exchange, and he would lose a full 200 yuan if he died.

Jing Huan always remembers his personality, this is his pocket money for a week!

Afterwards, he must take this matter and sell it to his heart's desire! !

[Currently] Sweetie: Do you dare to play 1V1 with me

[Current] Xian Mengmeng: Why should I single out with you for something that can be solved with money

There were more and more onlookers, and the opinions of the players began to vary. Some said that Jing Huan deserved it, and some said that Xian Mengmeng was too much. For a time, the dialog box that appeared above the players' heads almost drowned the corner of the forest. .

[Currently] Sweetie: Oh.

After answering this sentence, Jing Huan suddenly stopped running. I saw that she sat down in place, and she was immediately hit with a Warlock's Amulet.

[Currently] Sweetie: Come on, kill quickly, speed up.

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: My brother is still waiting for me to go to the next book. [touches head]

[Current] Xianmengmeng:…

This undoubtedly hit Xian Mengmeng's sore spot.

[Current] Xian Mengmeng: Do you think I will let you go if I kill you once

[Currently] Little Tianjing: If you can kill me once, it's your shit luck, eldest sister.

After the provocation, Jing Huan sighed in his heart.

He had just passed his birthday in a few days, and it was coming to an end again. He even wondered if this number was a little bit of an insult to him. He used to play Nine Heroes for so many years, but he had never been hunted down once.

Xian Mengmeng didn't speak anymore, and she didn't know what she said in her voice. The two assassins suddenly rushed up at the same time, and it seemed that they planned to kill him with one blow.

Jing Huan was distressed about the two hundred gold, when a dialog box suddenly popped up on the game interface.

[Heart Yearning invites you to join his team. whether. 】

Jing Huan was stunned, and subconsciously nodded yes.

… when did this man come

Players PK in the wild will not be pulled into a specific PK map. They can join the team or accept teammates at any time. When playing a large group fight, teammates often die, and they run back from the respawn point to add the team to PK again. .

And now, he has entered the team of Xinxiangzhi, which means that Xian Mengmeng's strong P for him also falls on Xinxiangzhi's head.

I saw Xin Xingzhi jumped out of the crowd and landed in front of Xiao Tianjing. The weapon in his hand suddenly turned into a giant knife, blocking the front. All the hidden weapons thrown by the assassin fell on the knife and fell to the ground.

The onlookers were instantly stunned.

[Current] Yu'er: When did the yearning come... I didn't see it at all? !

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: It seems that our dialog box is too powerful, even the light of the artifact can be covered up.

[Current] Min Min Chong Ah: Damn it, is it so exciting? Isn't this a blatant slap on the face of Xianmengmeng? ! Such a cruel man.

[Currently] Even if God's will tricks people: there's no way, the new love and the old love are fighting, and one must be given up.

Jing Huan recovered a little: "Brother..."

"Can you seal a warlock?" Xiang Huaizhi asked.

Jing Huan instantly understood what he wanted to do: "Yes."

"I jumped to the right, and the warlock on the right sealed it. Be careful of the assassin, don't be taken away."

Almost at the second when Xin Xingzhi finished speaking, the two of them moved at the same time, and they rushed to the right side in unison.

The warlock on the right was startled and thought he was going to be killed.

But it didn't. Xiao Tianjing rushed in front of him and suddenly put a cobweb on him. He was caught off guard and was directly blocked by the spell.

The knife in the hand of the heart yearning was switched to the long sword again, and a "bass" swept past him, and went straight to the last fairy!

No one at the scene reacted, only to see the long sword splitting Xian Mengmeng's golden armor and immortal clothes, and slashed her body abruptly. After four consecutive hits, the wings behind her seemed to have lost their vitality, trembled twice, and followed The characters fell heavily to the ground.

[System Announcement: Player Xian Mengmeng lost the "Peacock Feather Spirit" due to being accidentally killed by the opponent during forced PK. 】

Xian Mengmeng's hairpin exploded.

This reversal came too suddenly, Xian Mengmeng died too quickly, the battle was over, but none of the audience dispersed, and even the killer team invited by Xian Mengmeng stood there for a long time without saying a word.

They only take orders to kill a single person, and they have been in business for so many years. This is the first time that such a killing has failed, and the employer has been slapped.

Just when everyone finally came back to their senses and was about to type words to express their excitement, the two people who were standing in the center of the map just now didn't know where they were flying because of their longing. The killing team did not dare to chase.

Xiang Huaizhi took her back to the main city.

It was also after returning to the main city that the talents in the team finally moved. She turned around and the fox's tail swayed with her movements.

[Team] Little Sweet Scene: ! ! ! ! !

Xiang Huaizhi's eyebrows twitched, as if he suddenly felt something.

[Team] Yearning for it: I'm leaving.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Ah, brother, you are so awesome QAQ me, I, I love you to death, the little girl can't repay you! I, I, I can only promise each other! ! I'll be a cow and a horse for you! Do the laundry and cook for you!

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Of course! You can be your wife too! Totally OK!

[Team] Yearning for it:…

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: My whole life! Crazy for my brother! Crazy for brother! Hit the wall for my brother! !

After Xiang Huaizhi left for a while, he still decided to suppress Xiao Tianjing's strange thoughts in the cradle.

[Team] Yearning for it: She will kill you because of me.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Huh

[Team] Yearning for it: You should be clear, if it wasn't for me, you wouldn't get into this kind of shit, it's me who's implicated you.

Xiang Huaizhi pondered for a moment and typed.

[Team] Yearning for it: I'm a scumbag.

Xiao Tianjing stood still for a moment, looking dumbfounded.

Is this stupid

Xiang Huai's finger rested on the keyboard, waited for a while, and then typed: So in the future—

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: What happened to the scumbag

[Team] Yearning for it:

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: How good is the scumbag? !

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Scumbag can write poems for me! Wu Ke Papa for three days! Serve warm green tea! Get warm loli! 24 hours gentle online! Seventy-two hours of heart-warming standby! Love does not check text messages! Break up will never be entangled! Menstrual period will be red sugar! Say good night before going to bed!

[Team] Yearning for it: …

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Oh my God! Scumbags are treasures in this world! I always love scumbags! ! !