Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 25

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After sending this sentence, Jing Huan quickly opened Taobao, searched for "Venting Decompression Artifact", placed an order to buy, and confirmed the address. This series of operations took less than one minute.

Is this what a human being can say

fuck it.

Life forces me.

It's all my heart's desire to force me.

I have no conscience, and I will do anything for revenge.

These are not my true words.

Damn all the scumbags.

Jing Huan recited it several times in his heart before calming down and continuing to output rainbow farts.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: So brother, don't belittle yourself~ [holding little hands]

Heart yearning stood in place for a long time without moving, and has not spoken.

Xiang Huaizhi almost laughed, this woman's ability to open her eyes and talk nonsense has reached the point where it can be called superpower.

And according to what she said, the person she pursued should be Lu Hang.

After laughing silently for a while, he typed on the keyboard: I'm not a scumbag—

Just as my hand was on the send button, I suddenly pulled back.

After a few seconds, he pressed the delete button to delete all the content.

[Team] Yearning for it: Good.

You are a fart! ! !

Jing Huan got up and went to make himself a cup of tea. The tea was brought to school by his mother, saying that he was particularly angry. He was not very happy to bring it, but he didn't expect it to come in handy.

When he came back, he was still in the team he longed for. The two of them stood in the main city for a long time without even changing their posture.

They were standing at the place where the players in the main city set up the most stalls, but at this time, the sellers actually vacated a small space for them and put them elsewhere. The two of them stood there very abruptly, like an exhibition. Taste.

For a moment, Jing Huan even suspected that they were the next pair of male and female protagonists on Forum 818.

Oh no, he is at most a female supporting role.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't leave because he was having a private chat with you.

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: In fact, Xianxian was not like this before... I have known her for several years. Although she has a more flamboyant personality, her heart is not bad. It's just that after I met you...

[Friend] Love is divided between you: she is offline now, and she refuses to answer our calls. If you can, can you help to contact her

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: I know that she did it wrong. I don't want you to comfort her, I just want to make sure she's okay...

[Friend] Yearning for it: No time.

After sending this sentence, Xiang Huaizhi closed the dialog box.

Then he saw the little fox beside him escaping from following, and was circling around him.

[Team] Yearning for it: Angry

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, he just sent a lot of expressions and he didn't reply, thinking that the other party was hanging up.

[Team] Sweetie: Ah, what

[Team] Yearning for it: Xian Mengmeng's thing.

Not to mention it's okay, but Jing Huan's anger came up again.

If he hadn't arrived just now, he would have been killed by Xian Mengmeng, and in front of the players in the district and the audience in the live broadcast room.

Losing money is a small matter, but a major shame.

Jing Huan usually gives up to girls, but that doesn't mean he's an air bag.

If he hadn't had other things to do now, he would have to help her quit her internet addiction.

But in the face of yearning, he would definitely not say that.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: How can I care about women? [cute]

[Team] Yearning for it: Aren't you a girl too

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: ... I mean, we are all female compatriots, why do women make it difficult for women? And I've never been a vengeful person [touching head]

[Team] Little Sweet Scene: love&peace~

He was a good seven-foot man, but he was forced to become a double-faced baby.

Ugh.

Life is not easy, Jingjing sighed.

[Team] Yearning for it: [Little Rabbit nods]

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [surprised] Brother!

[Team] Yearning for it:

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: You sent me an emoji! This is the first time you've sent me an emoji! ! !

[team] yearning for it: [wiping sweat]

[Team] Yearning for it: Didn't you go to the arena during this time

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: I didn't go, the score was too high, all the big guys were matched. [tragedy]

Jing Huan thought he wanted to take him to the arena. Who would have thought his next sentence would be—

[Team] Yearning for it: Well, then come on.

[Team] Sweetie: ... Okay.

[Team] Yearning for it: I went to the daily routine, and she will force P in the future, and call me directly on WeChat.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Well, will my brother come to rescue me? [shy]

[Team] Yearning for it: It will come.

Jing Huan was slightly startled, he originally just wanted to show off, but he didn't expect that he actually agreed.

After sending this sentence, Xiang Huaizhi disbanded the team, flew away from the main city, and prepared to do the daily routine that he hadn't had time to finish just now.

"Fuck!!" A swear word came from behind him, and Lu Hang asked, "Xiang Xiang! Xiao Tianjing was forced by your ex-girlfriend?!"

Xiang Huaizhi didn't look back: "I don't have an ex-girlfriend."

"You went to rescue someone..." Lu Hang didn't know who he was talking to about the matter just now, his eyes were wide-eyed, "You actually killed Xian Mengmeng?! She also lost her equipment, so unlucky enough. No... how could you not call me for this kind of thing?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "I'm enough by myself. What do I ask you to do, be a cheerleader?"

"Damn, that's not what you said when you took the Fox Immortal Cave to play in the arena." Lu Hang said, "I am also the number one warlock in the district. If I were there at the time, the three of us could take out their entire team! Especially! Those two assassins are specially trained to kill, and the equipment attributes are added to the damage, so they are very crispy. I will control their warlocks, and if you go up and give the two assassins two swords, they will probably fall to the ground."

Xiang Huaizhi: "Treasure your position as the number one warlock."

Lu Hangzheng was yawning hard, and he asked, "what do you mean?"

"Qiu Feng is back, his cultivation point seems to be only 20,000 less than you?" Xiang Huaizhi slowed down, "The arena points are only a little short..."

When Lu Hang heard it, he quickly opened the list to check: "It's over, it's over, it's not, isn't he traveling to relax? Why does his cultivation level keep rising?!"

Xiang Huaizhi: "Their gang has a fixed level of power leveling. It is a studio. The office is built next to Acacia's house. Although PK is not good, the cultivation level is very fast." When Xianrenge came to win him over a few years ago, Just told him these things.

"The office is next to their help master's house? That's good. If you were in the idler's pavilion, at least it won't be the same as now. If you want to settle accounts, you can't find anyone..."

Xiang Huaizhi frowned: "Enough said?"

"...OK, I'll shut up." Lu Hang made a zipper gesture with his hand around his mouth.

There will be morning classes tomorrow. After playing in the arena, Xiang Huaizhi will hang up the number in Penglai Wonderland and prepare to sleep.

The phone rang suddenly, and he picked it up to see that it was Lu Hang who started a WeChat discussion group with only three people.

He glanced at the discussion group members: "You have nothing to do when you are idle?"

Lu Hang: "Oh, isn't it convenient for us to download the book in the future?"

The interface of the discussion group was empty, and no one had spoken yet. Xiang Huaizhi clicked on Xiaotianjing from the member list to see her circle of friends.

This was the first time he saw Xiao Tianjing's circle of friends.

Xiao Tianjing's WeChat is pink from the avatar to the background of the circle of friends. He is a little dazzled. The circle of friends only shows the content of the last month, and now there are only two updates on it.

[It's raining so hard, fortunately I came back early~[Picture]]

The photo was taken on a window wet by rain, and the angle was just right, very artistic.

The second dynamic has only pictures and no content.

Jiugongge is a pink doll from beginning to end.

For some reason, he always felt that the tone didn't match Xiao Tianjing, but Xiao Tianjing was indeed a very squeamish and coquettish girl.

illusion

Thinking of this, he quit Xiao Tianjing's circle of friends and planned to go to the ball game. Out of the corner of his eye, he spotted Xiao Tianjing's WeChat account.

Kobe824.

Kobe, No. 8, No. 24

Inexplicably, the figure of the junior appeared in his mind, thin, smiling, and wearing a yellow No. 8 jersey.

But a girl like Xiao Tianjing actually likes basketball and Kobe

This idea only survived in his mind for three seconds, and was quickly erased by him.

It's impossible to think about it, it should be just a coincidence.

After class this day, Jing Huan and Lu Wenhao went to a restaurant. They went to the Northeast Restaurant. Lu Wenhao was from the Northeast and liked stew.

"Hey, if only the pot was still there, I still want to drink coconut chicken soup." Gao Zixiang propped his chin, "When I graduate, I will definitely come to open a coconut chicken restaurant near the school, it will definitely be popular!"

"You're used to drinking that stuff," Lu Wenhao said.

"Fart, Huanhuan also likes to drink." Gao Zixiang retorted.

Speaking of this, Lu Wenhao remembered something: "By the way, Huanhuan, what do you mean? What are you trying to steal from me?"

It was raining a few days ago, so he took a picture of the window and sent it to the circle of friends. He was excited to see how many people liked it. He was dumbfounded when he refreshed it. Jing Huan stole his picture and added it himself. String literal.

"... I even used a tilde, it's too motherly."

Jing Huan: "I'm not as good-looking as you are."

Don't look at Lu Wenhao as a big man in the northeast of China. He is really particular about taking pictures. He often gets down on his knees, just to find a good angle: "And who's the tilde? When you chat with your ex-boyfriend, don't you? Often use tildes?"

"...You steal my picture, but you still attack me?" Lu Wenhao said hurt.

"Borrow it temporarily, delete it when it's used up." Jing Huan pointed to the dish with his chin, "Isn't this a thank you gift?"

Lu Wenhao raised his chubby hand: "Madam boss! Menu! Add vegetables here!"

Jing Huan laughed and put his eyes on Gao Zixiang: "What are you doing? I just watched you play with your mobile phone after dinner."

Gao Zixiang sighed: "The group is allocating teams for gang dungeons. There are so many people in the gang, and several of them have personal grudges, and the teams are not well divided, and there has been a lot of quarrel."

Jing Huan took a sip: "A copy of the gang?"

"Yeah." Gao Zixiang didn't lift his head, "Oh, don't you know? Today, the official website of Nine Heroes released the maintenance content for next week, and launched several new gang dungeons, both 5-player and 20-player versions. , requires that you must brush with the people in the gang, the experience is very high, and the rewards are also good. The most important thing is that it will also drop the forging materials, which is the second channel to obtain the forging materials."

What Jing Huan lacked was forging materials. Hearing that, he was happy at first, and then immediately fainted—he didn't have a gang.

And the role of Xiao Tianjing, not to mention joining a gang, it is good not to be hunted down by others.

He was trying to figure out a way, when the phone suddenly rang, it was the three-person discussion group.

Xiaolu Xiaolu will never get lost: @小景ah when will Jingjing come back today

Xiaojing: Ah, right now, I'll go back after dinner.

Xiaojing: what's wrong? In a hurry to book

Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost: no, just ask. Don't worry, I'm still reading the official introduction of the gang dungeon, take your time.

Xiaojing: [nods obediently]

Xiaojing: Does this new copy have any requirements for the gang? I also want to find a small gang to brush. [wiping tears]

Xiaolu Xiaolu will never get lost: what are you talking about, you are with us.

Xiaojing: Huh

Xiaojing: I'm too picky, it will drag you down... Brother Xiang is willing to take me

Xiaolu Xiaolu never get lost: you go to your brother.

Small Roads Small Roads Never Get Lost: [Pictures]

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[[Speaker] Yearning for it: Find a gang to play the gang copy, there is no requirement except for the gang's full level, three people, the martial art Qi Yashan, the warlock, and the fox fairy cave. I am a team of three, and I will not dismantle them. 】