Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 28

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Lu Hang laughed so much that the whole bed was shaking.

"Fuck, Xiao Jingjing is really a talent, I'm convinced, I'm convinced... Qiu Feng is a good person and she doesn't deserve it, so what does she mean by chasing you?" Lu Hang deliberately picked things up, "Xiang Xiang, do you feel that you are being abused?" Meaning?"

After speaking, he looked up to see how Xiang Huaizhi reacted.

Seeing that Xiang Huaiyi was not annoyed at all, he lowered his eyelashes and raised the corner of his mouth slightly: "A little bit."

On the other side, Qiu Feng was startled first, then laughed.

Originally he just wanted to make a joke with Xiao Tianjing, but now he is really interested.

[Team] Qiu Feng: I can do whatever you want, so you won't lose if you add a friend.

Jing Huan: "… "

Damn, chess meets opponents!

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: I can only give you a friend position, don't chase if you have your heart.

After sending this sentence, Jing Huan moved his finger and added Qiu Feng's friend.

"These two people talk like a set." Seeing that they suddenly quieted down, Lu Hang asked, "Why are you silent, you won't add friends to chat privately?"

Qiu Feng did send an emoji to Jing Huan in a private chat, but Jing Huan did not reply. He didn't speak because he went to reply to the news of the class group.

The friend icon lit up, and he thought it was Qiu Feng again, so he just clicked it on.

[Friend] Yearning for it: I pulled you into the gang group

[Friends] Sweetie: Are you in there

[Friend] Yearning for it: Yes.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ^^ Then I want to enter!

WeChat vibrated, and a new group chat jumped out.

[To invite Xiaojing to join the group chat. 】

There were 169 people in the group chat, Jing Huan changed the group remarks, and then switched back, the screen was already full of chat records, all welcoming him and yearning for him.

Longing for nothing, Jing Huan thought about it and decided to say hello.

Sweetie: Hello everyone [extends paws]~

Zhizhi Tao Tao: mud trench.

Qiu Feng: @小天景 Private chat why didn't you get back to me [grievance].

Jing Huan thought to himself, and why, of course, he didn't want to get back to you.

He is tired enough just pretending to be a woman every day, how can he still have the energy to deal with a suitor

I'm a shemale, don't have feelings.

With that in mind, he held the phone and thought about how to euphemistically keep this person away from him.

The gang members in the group were puzzled for a while - didn't Xiao Tianjing confess her yearning in public? Why are the words of their hall master so ambiguous

That's why Mo asked the return date with a big heart, and made a special bubbling joke.

Don't ask the date of return: Hall Master, you are not being kind.

Qiu Feng: Where am I being unkind? [knocks head]

Don't ask the date of return: Xiao Tianjing is helping Xiangshen together. [cute]

Zhizhi Taotao: ... Aqi, you are really not afraid of death.

Qiufeng: Haha, it’s okay, although Xiaojingjing and I have nothing for the time being, I still have to explain that Xiaojingjing is single.

Mo asks the return date: [thumbs up]

Wait for the wind to come: Qiufeng NB.

The number of people bubbling up in the group gradually increased, Jing Huan thought to himself, it's really not wrong for this guy to be cheated of so much money.

He finished reading the group message, then closed the dialog box, thinking that he didn't see it, but just as he narrowed the interface, a WeChat reminder sounded in his ear.

Heart longing for: @小田景

The yearning suddenly bubbling up, and the person who had a lively chat just now stopped talking.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, busy typing.

Xiao Tianjing: Here, brother~

Sweetie: [Cat rubs his hand] What's wrong with brother

Yearning for it: Give me a mouthful of milk.

Xiao Tianjing: Come, come! ! [Omi drinks Coke]

Lu Hang has been chatting with the traitor group, and he is happy to see this: "No, Xiang Xiang, you still have at least 70% of your health bar, the copy is almost over, why do you have to let people come back to give you milk?"

Xiang Huaizhi's face didn't change: "I want to kill quickly and rush to brush my daily routine, why, can't I?"

In order to facilitate players to quickly pass the book, each sect has a corresponding bonus for killing monsters. The bonus for Xiang Huaizhi's sect is that the more HP, the higher the damage to mission monsters.

Lu Hang watched Xiao Tianjing jump up and down to add blood to Xiang Huaizhi, and nodded: "Okay, you can say whatever you want."

After finishing the dungeon, Lu Hang disbanded the team on the spot, Jing Huan was about to fly away, and a message popped up on the interface.

[Heart Yearning invites you to join his team. whether. 】

Jing Huan immediately jumped into his team: "What's the matter, brother?"

The heart yearning did not speak, and flew directly to the warehouse NPC with the team.

[Longing for you gave you the Rejuvenation Gem x1. 】

When Jing Huan saw it, it was an eight-stage gem embedded in the ring.

[Team] Yearning for it: I just found out that there is it in the warehouse.

The eight gems were approaching four digits, and Jing Huan said, "Thank you, brother, how much is it, I'll give it to you."

[Team] Yearning for it: No, it's useless for me to hold it.

"That won't work, you already gave me the ring, there's no reason to ask you to give out the gems." Jing Huan refused.

It's not that he is polite, his goal is not to be a few thousand yuan in this mere small, if he accepts it, it will seem like he is greedy for his money.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't think too much about it. The gemstone was seen by others when he was shopping today. The price was dozens of gold cheaper than the market price. He bought it without blinking an eye.

[Team] Yearning for it: If you don't want it, just throw it to the road.

"That won't work, I will never give anything to others if my brother throws it away!" Jing Huan paused, "But brother, why do you keep giving me things?"

Without waiting for the longing answer, Jing Huan first made up his mind: "...Did you fall in love with me?!"

"That's why you want to spend money for me?"

"Give me a ring?"

Jing Huan realized later: "... God, is that what you meant by giving me a ring?!"

Xiang Huaizhi: "...?"

Jing Huan: "Wait! Brother! You don't have to say anything, I promise! I promise your courtship! We will go to Yue Lao to get married immediately! I will pay the wedding fee! I will pay the wedding sedan money! Just get on the horse in front of my sedan chair!"

Hearing what she said, the more outrageous it became, Xiang Huaizhi couldn't help but interrupt her thoughts: "I'll sell it to you for three hundred gold, and you can give the money whenever it's convenient for you."

"...Oh." When Jing Huan lost the money, he whispered, "Don't you really think about it, brother? It's really not possible, we can get married first and then fall in love."

As soon as the words fell, Jing Huan heard a short chuckle.

It is the heart that yearns to laugh, low and low.

"I don't think about it," he said. "I don't get married in the game, and I don't like it... Marriage first and then love."

Jing Huan was stunned for a while, before saying, "You've never been married before?"

"No."

Jing Huan thought so too.

Scumbags like to be ambiguous with people, and they are not responsible for it. They are not even willing to invite girls to sit in a wedding sedan, which is too much.

After the two traded, Xin Xingzhi disbanded the team.

Jing Huan went to the blacksmith shop to hit the gem on the ring, and was about to go to the daily life, when the friend's message suddenly lit up.

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: Are you free to chat

[Friend] Little Sweet King: Yes, what's the matter.

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: nothing, I just want to apologize to you on behalf of Xianxian.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... No, she probably doesn't want others to apologize for her.

[Friends] Love is what you eat: ... too. Alas, in fact, she was not like this before, but since she was with Xin Longing, her whole person has changed a bit.

Jing Huan expressed his understanding. Before the incident, he did not believe that his sister would become so vulnerable because of a man.

He swiped through the profile of Ai is to share with you, only to find that the "gang" column below her avatar was empty.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Hey, why is your gang gone

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: Oh, it's okay, I just quit the gang.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [surprised] Why? Isn't the gang you're in a very powerful one

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: I don't want to stay anymore.

During this time, Ji Xiaonian has been spreading rumors that she "betrayed" to Xiao Tianjing in the gang, and blamed Xian Mengmeng's disappearance when she went offline. The gang channel was weird and cynical about her, and they didn't say anything nice about her. She herself was not good-natured, and she quit the gang in a fit of rage.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: But the gang dungeon is about to be released, won't you brush it

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: look for it again.

Jing Huan remembered something and typed.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Wait a minute, don't join a gang first, I'll ask our hall master! I just took a look at the number of members, and there are still several vacancies in the idler pavilion.

[Friend] Love is for you to eat: Ah, don't bother, I can do it if I don't.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: No trouble~ You wait for me for a while. [air kiss]

[Friends] Love is for you to eat: ... good.

Of course, Jing Huan didn't go to the hall master. He was not familiar with the people in the idler pavilion, and he still had old enemies.

He went all the way to where the gang had a good conversation.

[Friends] Lu Changchu: Do you want to eat? Did she quit? Why, I remember she was in a gang with her little sister

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: [shut up] Things are very complicated between girls, don't ask. Can I add her

[Friend] Lu Changchu: Of course, we can just download the gang dungeon together, and her nanny is OK.

[Friend] Little Sweet King: [Little Rabbit nods] Then I'll let her apply for help!

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: Wait a minute, I'll go talk to Xiang Xiang and let him talk to Chun Xiao. Idle People Pavilion is not a small gang. I have only been in for a day, so I definitely can't pull people casually.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... But my brother just joined the gang. 0.0

[Friend] Lu Changchu: That's different. Your brother is afraid that Guan Chunxiao wants a hall master, and Chunxiao is willing to give it.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: My brother is awesome [Sahua]!

Lu Hang laughed and told Xiang Huaizhi who was on the bed.

After getting an affirmative answer, he opened Xiao Tianjing's dialog box.

[Friend] Lu Long: Done.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: ... so soon

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: Hmm, your brother is in this area, there is nothing he can't do, pull a little friend to help, it's a trivial matter.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother Lu, can I ask you something 0.0

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: You said.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Are you and your brother here to play Nine Heroes together? How long have you been playing

[Friend] Lu Changchuo: He came first, I'm half a year later than him, we've been playing for more than eight years.

[Friend] Sweetie: [surprised] Wow, it's been so long. But why do I feel... There doesn't seem to be any friends around my brother

This is Jing Huan's long-standing question. One of his longings is that he is an old player of Nine Heroes, but during this period of time, apart from the long journey, he has never seen any other friends in Xinxiangzhi.

After a moment, he received a reply.

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: This, how do you say it

[Friend] Lu Changchu: Actually, your brother had quite a few friends before, and he even brought a gang under him. It's just that later... something happened, and he didn't like making friends in the game.