Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 32

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Lu Hang hurriedly got on the number after eating breakfast. They both got up late this morning and rushed to class without eating two bites of breakfast, starving him for more than an hour.

He logged into YY, looked for Acacia and asked for a yellow horse, and entered the small room of their team.

"Why just the two of you?" he asked. "What about the rest of our teammates?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "I don't know."

Only then did Lu Hang realize that the other two teammates were in other people's rooms.

He dropped "I'll ask" and jumped to another room. Because the dungeon has not yet started, there are many people in this room, and it looks quite lively.

"Eat food, return date, you two are in our team, why did you come to someone else's room?" Lu Hang inserted into the chat.

There was silence in the voice for a moment, and then I heard Ai Shifen you eat in a low voice: "I dare not go in."

Lu Hang was stunned: "Ah? Why?"

Love is what you eat and tell the truth: "I'm afraid of hearing what I shouldn't hear."

Then he was kicked out of the channel by the yearning, and gave a seven-day ban package.

Lu Hang: "..."

In fact, not only the melon eaters, but even Jing Huan himself was quite surprised.

He doesn't know how to use YY. Although he has used it in Jiuxia before, he only has the function of "F2 talking", and he is not even skilled at kicking people. He just wanted to kick Xian Mengmeng for the second time, when the system prompted him that "the tourist is no longer in the channel".

Longing for has already kicked people one step ahead of him, and even banned his ID.

At that moment, Jing Huan's mood was very delicate.

The first thought was that this damn scumbag started attacking him again.

Then he sighed again - the scumbag is worthy of being a scumbag, and Xian Mengmeng is in a "loved" relationship, but now he kicks and kicks in front of a hundred people, without showing any affection.

"Brother." He called out.

Xiang Huaizhi's tone remained unchanged: "Well."

"Is her name just scolding me?" Jing Huan deliberately lowered her voice, "She threatened me before, I subconsciously... kicked her, will she come after me again? I'm a little scared. …”

afraid

Xiang Huaizhi thought about it, and always felt that he had never seen the emotion of "fear" in Xiao Tianjing.

"No," he said, "she can't kill you."

Jing Huan wanted to go deeper into this topic, but saw three more people in the room-Lu Hang called his teammates over.

His lips parted slightly, but in the end he didn't say anything.

They started with the five-player dungeon, and the twenty-player version was released at 3 o'clock in the afternoon.

The five members of the team are him, yearning for him, long journeys, love is what you eat and don't ask the return date.

Several of them often wrote books together, only Mo Wen's return date was assigned temporarily.

In the eyes of the other gang members, Mo Wen, who was squeezed among the four, was like a poor little fellow, and he could feel his helplessness across the screen.

Mo Wen's return date is really helpless, and he didn't talk about the oolong that they made when they first joined the gang. The most embarrassing thing is that he once chased and killed Xiao Tianjing.

Yes, he is the mage in the fixed chasing team.

Xiao Tianjing even discussed with him-one time at the city gate, Xiao Tianjing asked if she could let her go out and get a daily task.

What did he say then

Oh, he made a chopper emoji.

Thinking of this, Mo Wen's return date is even more hopeless.

"Look at the mage attribute announcement screen." The longing microphone lit up.

Mo Wen did not dare to delay the return date, and sent it quickly.

"Wow~ 2000 Falun Gong, it's really powerful." Xiao Tianjing said suddenly, she exclaimed, "No wonder it hurt so much to hit me before. Your Falun Gong is on the master list, right?"

Mo asked the return date: "… "

"If I remember correctly, the return date is the top five mages, right? Why, have you met in the arena?" Lu Hang asked.

"No." Jing Huan wrote lightly, "It's just that he was chased and killed by him before."

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

"Puchi-" Lu Hang couldn't hold back and laughed out loud, "Is that so..."

Mo Wen's return date: "...Is it too late for me to apologize now?"

"Ah? It's alright, it's just a misunderstanding." Jing Huan said with a smile, "It's just 71 hours and 13 minutes for me. I don't hold any grudges."

Mo asked the return date: "… "

Xiang Huaizhi laughed and dragged the team to the NPC in the main city: "Let's gather first, there is still more than an hour, let's go to the next book first. Come to the main city warehouse."

For a moment, Mo Wen entered the team when he returned.

[team] sweet scene: welcome [chopping knife]

[Team] Don't ask the return date:…

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Ahhh! Wrong expression. welcome~[cute]

A few seconds later, Mo Wen returned to face the little fox fairy in the team and used the character action of kneeling and bowing.

Jing Huan was satisfied, controlled the little fox fairy, and nodded to him.

With more output, their download speed was much faster, and two copies were cleared in more than an hour.

At 11:40, Acacia sent out a gang announcement despite the fact that everyone was ready at the NPC dungeon.

Xiang Huaizhi unhurriedly pulled the team to the NPC. The NPC in the gang instance was a clam spirit, with a new image—a little girl laying in a shell and spitting bubbles.

The area around the NPC is simply crowded, and there are two hundred members of the gang, all here.

[Current] Wind Chasing Boy: Who stepped on my foot! [angry]

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: [white eyes] Can you not be so dirty.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: touch my brother's little hand while it's messy *^0^/*~~

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Tao Tao:…

[Current] Chun Xiao:…

[Currently] Acacia:…

Everyone stood together and couldn't tell who said which words at all.

But Little Sweet King will not.

She is always the one who speaks best in the crowd.

[Current] Lu Changchu: Take advantage of the chaos to hit the head that I yearn for *^0^/*

[Current] Long Road: …

[Current] Lu Changchu: Dad, I was wrong, let me go back to the team QAQ

Xiang Huaizhi calmly pulled Lu Hang back into the team: "See if all the equipment is on, ready to go in."

"At this time, the official dungeon strategy has not been released, it must be difficult." Lu Hang sat up straight and glanced at the little fox fairy beside him, "Xiao Jingjing, don't be nervous, do it well."

Jing Huan crossed Erlang's legs, chewing gum in his mouth, and said in a frightened tone, "...Okay, I'm trying hard, my hands are shaking woo woo woo."

He's scared shit.

In Laofu, he is always on the front line of wasteland reclamation. His ID is still lying on the list of wasteland pioneers in Laofu. People in Jianghu call him "The Little Prince of Wasteland Reclamation".

A few minutes later, the copy was officially opened.

But for some unknown reason, all the teams present stood still, and after more than ten seconds passed, no team entered the dungeon interface.

Lu Hang asked: "Dad, what are you doing? The copy is open!"

Xiang Huaizhi looked at the dialog box in front of him and frowned, "I can't get in."

I saw the NPC dialog box reads: "Okay, this princess has received your application."

Others obviously couldn't get in, and many players became impatient.

[Current] Acacia: Why can't I get in

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Shouldn't it be a bug? Only in our area BUG? I'm still wondering if our gang will get the first kill on the full server...

[Current] Maowang: Come on, what's the broken server? ! No, it's OK to close down as soon as possible

[Current] Love is for you to eat: we can't get in either...

"Yes, it's cold." Lu Hang sighed.

Jing Huan said, "Not necessarily."

Lu Hang: "I can't even get in the copy now, why not? I don't know how long it will take to repair it."

"Perhaps, the dungeon has already started?" Jing Huan glanced at the NPC, "Didn't you notice that the NPC has changed?"

Xiang Huaizhi also noticed that the little girl in the shell changed her posture at some point, holding the orb in her hand, and was watching it carefully.

Lu Hang glanced at it, it was true, but it was blocked by the player's image before, and it was not easy to find.

He was about to continue asking when he saw the NPC in the shell suddenly yawn—

[Current] Clam Princess (NPC): Hmm~ Who is better to eat today

[Current] Princess Clam Essence (NPC): Just you, players "Chun Xiao", "Little Sweet Scenery", "Born Ming Zhi Zhi Peach Peach"...

Seeing his name, before Jing Huan could react, he saw the scene in front of him suddenly change, and he was dragged into an unknown scene.

It's a sea.

There was nothing around, even the game buttons disappeared, and the chat channel was only the "Dungeon" channel. He sat alone in the middle of the sea, as if he was caught in a game bug.

[[Dungeon Announcement] Princess Clam Jing (NPC): Coat "Little Sweet View" with fish egg liquid, mix it with fish eyes, fry it in oil until golden and crispy, and then take it out. My father and I both love to eat it. The Dragon King next door I'm crying! It's just that her human smell is really dirty, so let's marinate it in sea water for nine days! [dislike]】

Jing Huan: "… "

If you hate it, don't eat it! ! ! You stinky shell! ! !

At the same time, a new line of tasks appeared in the upper right corner of Xiang Huaizhi's screen.

[Dungeon mission: Go through many levels and save your teammates, Little Sweet King! There are five hundred and forty minutes left in the mission time. 】

Five hundred and forty minutes, nine hours, it seems in the copy, one day equals one hour.

"Brother..." The voice in the headset sounded frightened and helpless, "I'm locked in the sea."

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "I know."

Lu Hang comforted her: "It's okay, how cool it is to be able to lie down for a copy."

But this copy is obviously not that simple. Xiang Huaizhi tried to click on the NPC, but he couldn't cut into the battle at all.

[Shrimp soldiers: You can't bully the less with more! (Crossing the level, single-player mission)]

The four of them tried it out, and finally figured out the settings of this dungeon—one of the five players was randomly selected to enter the water dungeon, and the other four players performed the mission. What's interesting is that this mission is not completed in a team, but a single player enters the level. After the player fails to pass the level, another player continues to pick up until the nine levels are completed.

"Meaning, if a player passes nine levels in a row, then the dungeon is over?" Lu Hang was stunned, "What about a team dungeon? Why not just open a single-player dungeon?"

Xiang Huaizhi pursed his lips: "It's not that simple."

As soon as he finished speaking, he saw Qiu Feng enter their YY room.

"Are you there?" Qiu Feng said, "You have to choose carefully when you pass the level. Our team's output just entered the first level, and we were killed by the boss in the third round."

"What?!" Lu Hang said, "Three rounds? Isn't your team's output quite strong?!"

"Yeah, but the boss in the first level of this dungeon is immune to physical damage." Qiu Feng said blankly.

Everyone in YY was silent.

Before the Raiders came out, no one knew what the broken settings of the nine-level BOSS were, so they could only bite the bullet.

"It's alright, in case you fail to pass the level, you guys should retreat and regroup." Jing Huan broke the silence, "This broken copy will only lock me up for nine hours at most, and I'll finish watching a few movies."

The first kill or not is really not important to him.

"Don't be discouraged." Lu Hang is gearing up, "Let's try it first, what if we pass it? The first level BOSS is immune to physical damage, right? It's okay, don't ask the return date to go first."

No nonsense about the return date: "OK."

"Okay," Qiu Feng said, "We will continue to pass the level here, and we will send you the BOSS attributes at that time. If you enter the second level ahead of time, remember to let us know."

Jing Huan sat in the sea, like an outsider, listening to their chat.

Soon, the system announcement came out, and Mo Wen successfully passed the first level on the return date.

Before everyone had time to be happy, ten minutes later, Mo Wen failed to pass the second level of the return period.

Love is to keep up with you, and it is also in the second level. This copy is really unfriendly to nurses.

Love is what you eat: "...Sorry, just a little bit."

"It's alright." Lu Hang was full of momentum, "Master, I'll break the deadlock."

Although it is not an output sect, but as the first warlock, Lu Hang is indeed very capable. He broke into the fourth level in a row, and was killed because he encountered an anti-seal boss.

The team only has no challenge left.

"It's okay, wasteland reclamation is not a one-time event." Seeing the sluggish atmosphere in YY, Jing Huan thought for a while, and Kai Mai comforted, "It will definitely be over next time."

"No next time." Xiang Huaizhi said.

This dungeon is too troublesome. After getting the first kill, he will never do it again.

Jing Huan was stunned: "Huh?"

"You go to the movies." Xiang Huaizhi switched the sword in his hand to a big sword, and then controlled the game character to cut down the big pincers of the crab general with one sword.

"After reading, come out."

The author has something to say:

Brain pumping, 9x60 becomes 9x24.

By the way, under the dungeon settings, in order to allow players to experience the game, the difficulty of the dungeon will not be too high, but the players who open up wasteland have no strategy and cannot guess the attributes of the next boss, so the first kill will be difficult to grab.

Some of the game settings are based on the settings of major online games, but most of them are made up by me.