Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 33

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He looked at the little fox fairy who was sitting helpless at sea and sighed: "Okay, brother, then I'll give up the chance?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "Well."

Everyone else in the room heard their conversation with a subtle tinge.

Lu Hang chewed those two sentences in his mouth: "Lao Xiang, what about you sultry little girl?"

Xiang Huaizhi didn't turn his head back: "Don't always look at me with your scumbag eyes."

Lu Hang: "..."

Jing Huan tried all the buttons and contacted the customer service. After confirming that he could not watch the battle scene he longed for, he resignedly reduced the game interface.

He logged into WeChat with a computer and clicked on the dormitory discussion group.

Xiaojing: How is your wasteland

Gao Zixiang: Forget it, this game is getting more and more perverted, what kind of broken copy is this? Specifically to increase the difficulty of wasteland, right? I've been preparing for so long, and as soon as I enter the dungeon, I'll be put in jail? [picture]

Jing Huan opened the picture and saw that Gao Zixiang's game character was sitting in the sea in a daze.

He laughed, it seemed that he wasn't the only one who was unlucky.

Lu Wenhao: Come on, you are not happy with the copy lying down? So if you want a game experience, then you come and play my account.

Gao Zixiang: Get out of here, you stinky fox fairy cave.

Jing Huan felt under attack.

Xiaojing: You are really not human. In 2019, you are still engaging in sectarian discrimination, and you deserve to be imprisoned.

Lu Wenhao: 9494!

Gao Zixiang: ? ?

Gao Zixiang: To be fair, who doesn't discriminate against Fox Immortal Cave in this game.

The heart is not longing for it.

This thought appeared in Jing Huan's head for a moment, and was quickly swept away by him.

These two are obviously in the same room, but it is also a skill to be able to quarrel in the discussion group.

Jing Huan stirred up discord, added fuel to the fire, and then closed the group and left, hiding his merit and fame.

He clicked on the video software and played the most popular movie in the theater recently. After watching it for a few minutes, he felt bored and simply closed it.

No one spoke in YY for a long time, he opened it and saw that he and Xin Xingzhi were the only ones left in the room, and everyone else had gone to play in other rooms.

At the top of YY, there is a "K-song hall". After the challenge dungeon fails, the new dungeon cannot be downloaded within two hours. The players who failed to open up the wasteland are idle and bored, and they are all standing there. There are more than 70 people in a small room.

Jing Huan glanced at it and closed it. He was destined to play this account for a while, so he should not make friends with people, so as not to be reluctant to sell his account in the future.

Really boring, he opened the official forum of Nine Heroes to see if any players who took the first kill had posted tips.

As a result, let alone the strategy post, the entire homepage is full of cursing and planning.

Jing Huan was about to close the website when he glanced out of the corner of his eye and saw a striking red title on the top post.

[The 7th Nine Heroes Singing Contest is now open~ Please click for details. NEW~】

The posting time was two minutes ago, and there were already more than 100 people replying to the post, which shows the high popularity of the forum.

This event was held when Jing Huan was playing the old account. Because of the good rewards and high attention, it was a lively event every year.

Jing Huan clicked into the post and took a look at the competition process. The competition system is no different from previous years. Everyone can sign up, and other players can directly listen to the song and vote on the activity interface in the game.

He skipped the content two or three times and jumped directly to the reward.

[First place: A bonus of 30,000 yuan, a limited mount "Zifeng" for the entire server, and a chance to sing the new theme song of "Nine Heroes".

Second place: The bonus is 20,000 yuan, and one "Zifeng" mount is limited to all servers.

Third place: 10,000 yuan bonus, one limited mount "Zifeng" for all servers.

Participation Award: Participants whose audio has passed the audit will receive one piece of the latest limited fashion "Bubble Carp". 】

Jing Huan knows why this post is so popular.

Rare is the most precious thing, and adding a "limited amount" in front of everything can easily arouse the interest of consumers.

The same is true in the game, limited fashion, mounts, pets are also very popular. And this time, the official launch of the "Participation Award" is obviously to let players actively participate and actively sign up.

Looking at the activity interface, Jing Huan suddenly felt a bit of a headache - the reason why the account he bought was so expensive was that it had all the limited-edition fashions since the launch of Nine Heroes.

This also means that he also has to buy the limited-edition fashion that Jiu Xia will release next, otherwise the price of the account will be greatly reduced.

But... Participating in singing competitions or something was not in his plan at all. Even when he was playing the old number, he had never participated in such entertainment activities.

"Are you here?" A yearning voice came from the earphones, pulling Jing Huan back to his senses.

Jing Huan raised his hand and closed the page: "Where is my brother... What's the matter?"

"Ready to go out."

Jing Huan was taken aback, and immediately opened the game interface, just to see several announcements pop up from the system.

[Dungeon Announcement: Congratulations to the players Xinxiangzhi successfully passed the ninth level and completed this dungeon mission! 】

... He has only been dawdling for less than half an hour, and the longing for it is finished

There was still a sea around Jing Huan. He tried to click the mouse, but he still couldn't move.

He was about to ask, when he saw the black-robed man carrying a large sword shrouded in dim light, walking into the scene step by step, coming towards him.

[Heart Yearning invites you to join his team. whether. 】

Jing Huan agreed, and Xiaohuxian jumped up and jumped behind Xinxiangzhi.

[System: Congratulations to the Xianrenge gang who have longed for it, have a long way to go, love is for you, don't ask the return date and cut nine levels in a row, and rescued Little Sweet King from the hands of the mussel princess! Reached the first kill of the Jinghuashuiyue server dungeon "Clams in Chaos"! 】

A few seconds after the system message appeared, a lot of people jumped down from their YY room, all of them came to watch.

Lu Hang just listened to people singing, and didn't even look at how Xiang Huaizhi passed the test: "Fuck it? It's over in 20 minutes? It's the first kill... Xiang Xiangniu!!"

Jing Huan recovered and said, "Brother is awesome!"

"How did you kill it?" Qiu Feng was also shocked, "Isn't the eighth level a double resistance boss? How did you get through?"

Double resistance to BOSS, physical and magic attacks will greatly reduce the damage to BOSS, and as long as it is sealed, it will run within three rounds.

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I don't have a lot of resistance, I can move."

Qiu Feng was speechless for a while.

They have already destroyed the team, and they were destroyed in the eighth level. They were the second person in the team to physically cut in. In YY, they cried that they only lost 300 blood after slashing the boss.

"Hurry up." Lu Hang urged, "Click the NPC to get the reward."

100% of the first kill drops high-value rewards, but how many drops and who will fall is uncertain.

Jing Huan had no interest at all in receiving rewards, and was about to make a cup of coffee to refresh himself when several lines of system prompts popped up on the screen—

[You have gained 7718372 experience points]

【You got 433 copper】

【You got "Amethyst" X1】

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, but before they could react, their group was automatically sent back to the main city gate by the system because the dungeon was over.

The room was quiet for a few seconds, and then I heard Ai Shifen you eating and shouting: "Xiaojing! Ahhh! Dividends!!"

"Damn, Amethyst..." Lu Hang was jealous, "Xiao Jingjing, you are too awesome."

Amethyst, a high-level material for strengthening equipment, 100% enhances the attributes of equipment, something that is rarely seen on exchanges.

Jing Huan was also stunned. He opened his suitcase, and after confirming it several times, he muttered, "Brother... I exploded high-level materials."

"Well, I saw it." Xiang Huaizhi said.

"Fuck... Your luck is against the sky." Lu Hang said, "It seems that the buns you got from killing the demon king before and the junk that exploded yesterday are all paving the way for your good luck today."

Xiang Huaizhi disbanded the team and was about to go to the tonic to prepare 20 people's books.

[Xiao Tianjing gave you amethyst x1]

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Today, I will also give my love and good luck to my brother! ^0^//

Xiang Huaizhi wanted to throw it back, but found that the other party had turned on the function of rejecting the item.

[Private chat] Yearning for it:

[Private chat] Yearning for it: Don't give good luck to others casually.

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: No.

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, you can improve a lot of attributes when you hit an artifact! My gear is junk and it's useless to hold it.

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Don't give me money, I don't want it.

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: But... If my brother is really embarrassed, he can give me something else [shy]

[Private chat] Yearning for it: what do you want

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: I want to call my brother husband and wife. [shy] [blush] [to fingers]

[Private chat] Yearning for it: change to something else, or take the crystal back.

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: QAQ wow-

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Then I reserve this right for the time being, and I'll ask you for it later when I think of it, okay, brother TT

[Private chat] Yearning for it: Hmm.

In YY, Lu Hang is still urging: "Xiao Jingjing, pay dividends quickly, I will go to the twenty-person book for a while with some joy!"

Jing Huan: "Okay, wait for me, I'll go to the bank to withdraw money..."

"Huh?" Mo Wen was stunned for the return date, "Why did Xiang Shen suddenly throw my money?"

Love is for you to eat: "God also gave it to me..."

Xiang Huaizhi: "Dividend."

Lu Hang: "You made a mistake, it was Xiao Jingjing who exploded the advanced materials."

"It was for her." Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the time, "Okay, let's go get the medicine. At 2:50, the gang will gather at the gate."

The room was silent for a moment.

Compared with the five-player version, the new 20-player version is much easier. It is the easiest dungeon mode. You can clear mobs all the way until you kill the boss without any obstacles.

The team's output is sufficient, the first kill is very easy to get, and the first kill reward falls to Chun Xiao. It is also a high-level material, but it is far less than Amethyst.

After finishing the dungeon, everyone in the team was exhausted. After discussing it, it was decided not to finish the dungeon at night.

Jing Huan packed some Mala Tang and went back to the dormitory.

Gao Zixiang's gang didn't get the first kill, and looked sad: "We are two seconds behind others, two seconds!!"

"Concentrate on eating, don't worry about it." Jing Huan opened his chopsticks and looked at Lu Wenhao in front of the computer, "Hao'er?"

The most greedy person didn't turn his head back: "Come on, wait until I finish watching this video."

Jing Huan asked, "What is he looking at?"

"What else can I watch, the first kill video I long for." Gao Zixiang said.

Jing Huan paused: "...What's so good about it? It's just a normal copy."

"The dungeon is ordinary, but it's not ordinary to pass the five levels alone. You didn't see him slashing the double-resistance BOSS, two words," Gao Zixiang raised his eyes and said, "It's awesome."

Jing Huan couldn't help but glanced at Lu Wenhao's computer screen.

In the video, the character he longed for had just finished the battle, walked all the way to the bottom of the sea, and stopped beside Xiaohuxian.

Lu Wenhao turned off the video and sat next to them: "Fuck, he's so handsome, he must be the number one physics player in the whole server, right?"

Gao Zixiang: "It's been a long time."

"Especially after he killed the boss, he took the knife to pick up the female player in their team..." Lu Wenhao shook his head and tutted, "To tell the truth, if I were that woman, I would definitely want to marry him at that moment. Do you understand? "

Gao Zixiang: "I don't know."

"You have no mood. I'm sorry that your girlfriend has been with you for so many years, and you haven't even collected a bouquet of roses." Lu Wenhao turned his head, "Is that right?"

Jing Huan swallowed the fish tofu without changing his face, nodded and said, "Well, if I were that female player, I would use the amethyst as a ring and propose to him on the spot."

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