Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 34

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"That's right, propose directly!" Lu Wenhao was so hot that his lips hurt. He took a sip of water and suddenly realized that something was wrong, "Wait... Amethyst? What amethyst?"

Jing Huan said smoothly, "The reward for the first kill."

"The reward for their first kill is actually amethyst?!" Gao Zixiang's eyes widened, sour bubbling, "Fuck, if we were just two seconds faster, would we be able to explode the amethyst... No, how do you know that they will take it for what you are longing for? Amethyst?"

Lu Wenhao: "Yeah, how do you know?"

The two looked suspiciously at the Nine Heroes player who had retired for two years.

Done.

Be a fart ring and ask for a hairy marriage.

Why can't you take care of your rude mouth, Jing Xiaohuan.

Jing Huan finished reciting in her heart, and looked up from the food: "I... heard."

"Who told you?" Lu Wenhao asked, "Apart from us, is there anyone else playing Nine Heroes?"

"A friend who used to play games together happened to chat a few words on WeChat today, and he sent me a screenshot of the system announcement to complain." Jing Huan looked calm, and made up a set of rhetoric within a few seconds.

Fortunately, the two didn't think much about it, and after listening to it, they started to be lemons again.

After eating and drinking, Jing Huan was about to ask them if they wanted to play football when Lu Wenhao pulled him to the computer.

Lu Wenhao put his hands together: "Huanhuan, Jianghu rescue!"

Jing Huan intuition that there is nothing good: "What's the emergency?"

Lu Wenhao opened the webpage: "I want to participate in this..."

Jing Huan glanced sideways - the 7th Nine Heroes Singing Competition is now open~

Jing Huan glanced back and said inexplicably, "If you want to participate, participate."

Lu Wenhao: "But you also know that with my broken gong voice, I can only sing Adu."

Jing Huan: "... Looking down on Adu?"

"No, I just have a voice like him, and I don't sing as well as him, so I definitely won't win the award."

Jing Huan laughed: "Do you still want to win the award? Oh, the participation award should be fine."

"I want to get this limited mount." Lu Wenhao said straight to the point, "Although I can't win the award, you can, Huanhuan! You sing so well, it's not a problem to get the top three casually..."

"Wait, stop." Jing Huan interrupted him with a complicated expression, "...You don't want me to help you participate in the competition, right?"

Lu Wenhao looked at him moved: "Those who know me, Huanhuan."

He spoke before Jing Huan refused: "No matter what the final ranking is, the bonus will be yours, I only need the mount! If you really get the top three, I'll take out all your takeaways this semester! I'll take the seat for you every day! No! For my class, I will also go to the classroom to order it for you!"

The conditions are quite exciting, especially the last one.

Jing Huan only thought about it for two seconds, and then simply said, "No."

Lu Wenhao fainted: "Why?"

Jing Huan pointed to a certain item on the schedule: "I want to go to the official voice channel for live K-songs. If I get the top three, I have to go to the player meeting to receive the award. I don't have the time."

Gao Zixiang nodded and said, "And Hao'er, you are deceiving the audience and the judges. Tell me, what's the difference between this behavior and your shemale ex-girlfriend?"

"Damn! How can it be so serious?!" When it came to this, Lu Wenhao was excited, "I just want a mount, and I didn't cheat on feelings and money! With those men dressed as women, playing shemale accounts to seduce men Liars are completely different!"

Jing Huan felt offended.

But he quickly convinced himself that Lu Wenhao's "ex-girlfriend" was a beast.

And he is not called deceit, called to eliminate harm for the people, called for the heaven.

It's a pity that there are so many scumbags in the world, and he can only get rid of one for the poor little girls.

"Forget it, I just had a whim." Lu Wenhao thought about it carefully, this method is indeed a bit troublesome, "Then I'll go get a participation award."

Many players have already uploaded their entries. Lu Wenhao said as if he was thinking of something. He opened the competition interface and entered the filter criteria.

Gender: Female player; Server: God-given.

Jing Huan pursed his lips: "You are too superficial."

Lu Wenhao retorted: "I call it a clear purpose."

After he finished speaking, he clicked on an audio of the competition, and the girl sang softly and emotionally.

Lu Wenhao pretended to nod twice like the judges, and then promptly submitted a friend request to the female player.

Jing Huan: "...As expected of you."

"That's it." After Lu Wenhao finished speaking, he quit to continue listening to other songs.

Seeing that he skipped several works in succession, Jing Huan raised his eyebrows: "Why don't you listen to these?"

"Hey, look at these songs." Lu Wenhao said, "Invisible Wings, Rice Fragrance, Brave, I'm tired of listening to the songs, but they're all inspirational, so I'm not interested. No one will listen."

Jing Huan was stunned for a while, a thought suddenly popped into his heart, and he murmured, "Really..."

After listening to the song with Lu Wenhao, Jing Huan remembered the purpose of returning to the dormitory: "Going to play night ball?"

Gao Zixiang refused: "I won't go, my wife will call me later."

Lu Wenhao looked back at the news of the singing lady just now, but didn't answer him at all.

Jing Huan gave up, got up and planned to leave: "Then I'll go back."

"Don't, Huanhuan," Lu Wenhao stopped him and said, "Just stay and sleep tonight and squeeze with me. By the way, let's talk about the trip next month."

"Are you crazy or I'm crazy?" Jing Huan waved his hand and said without looking back, "You can discuss about travel, I can do it. Let's go."

On the way back, Jing Huan took out his mobile phone and sent a message to Xin Xingzhi.

Xiaojing: What is brother doing

To: Outside.

Xiaojing: What is brother doing outside

To: … watch the ball at the stadium.

Xiaojing: I want to see how my brother plays >.

Xiang: I didn't fight, I just watched.

Jing Huan thinks about you, it's better if a player on the court misses and dunks a basketball on your head.

Xiaojing: 0.0, so be careful, don't get hit by a basketball~

After sending this sentence, Jing Huan made up for the scene where the game image he longed for was smashed by a basketball, and his mood was inexplicably much better.

Because of this little episode, when passing the basketball court, Jing Huan subconsciously glanced inside.

There are several headlights around the court. Jing Huan can clearly see the situation on the court. There are always a lot of people playing night ball in their school. It is so late that the court is still full of students. The dormitory building was near, and almost all the seniors played in it. Jing Huan glanced at him, but he didn't know any of them.

Just as he was about to leave, he was dragged away by the referee's bench on the left side of the court.

The boys in the stadium were all wearing jerseys. Only the person sitting on the bench of the referee was wearing a thin white long-sleeved, five-point shorts, with a pair of long legs stretched casually, and was looking at the mobile phone in his hand.

A beam of light just hit him, the boy's nose was high, his eyebrows were pale, and his profile was more handsome than those of the male stars who appeared in magazines.

Jing Huan couldn't help but take a few more glances, and saw that the player in the court next to him made a mistake in passing the ball, and the basketball drew a beautiful arc in the air, rushed out of the court, and headed towards the bench.

Startled, he blurted out, "Be careful—"

The man raised his head suddenly, easily caught the basketball with one hand, then stood up and threw it out.

A three-pointer off the field.

The player was stunned for a moment, then folded his hands as if to apologize.

Xiang Huaizhi shook his head toward the other party, indicating that he was fine, thinking that Xiao Tianjing's mouth should have been opened.

And it is the kind of spirit that is good and not bad.

Jing Huan was stunned - can this goal be scored

The reaction speed is also amazing, and... Xiang Huaizhi's palm looks very big.

He was standing stupidly when he saw Xiang Huaizhi suddenly turn his head, and the two met their eyes.

Xiang Huaizhi heard the "be careful". Seeing Jing Huan, he raised his eyebrows unexpectedly, and before he had time to react, he saw the boy standing outside the iron net of the stadium and waved at him.

Xiang Huaizhi hesitated for two seconds, then raised his hand and waved it as a response.

Then the younger brother smiled and turned away, still holding the phone, not knowing who he was chatting with.

After a few seconds, his phone vibrated.

Xiaojing: Does my brother usually play ball? Will you shoot threes? Can you catch the ball with one hand

In normal times, Xiang Huaizhi wouldn't answer such a slightly nerdy question.

He sat back on the bench and typed.

Xiang: Hmm.

Xiaojing: Ahhh! want to see! My brother must be very handsome when he plays TT

Xiang: Not handsome.

Xiaojing: No matter what! In people's hearts, my brother is the most handsome!

Xiaojing: o(///v///)o

"Xiang Xiang, who were you waving just now? Are you peeking at your school girl outside?" Lu Hang came down from the court and asked him sweating, "Yo... How about chatting with Xiao Tianjing?"

Don't blame Lu Hang for peeking, it's Xiao Tianjing's headshot that is so pink and dazzling, it's really easy to recognize.

Xiang Huaizhi turned off his phone: "Finished?"

"Well, I won." Lu Hang looked at his leg, "When will you be able to play?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "Re-examination tomorrow."

Every night, the roadside outside the school is crowded with food stalls. Barbecue, hot and sour noodles, and crayfish are readily available. Lu Hang can smell it. .

At the barbecue stall, Lu Hang ate up a bunch of mutton kebabs in one go: "By the way, Xiang Xiang, the microphone that comes with your earphones is pretty good. Go back to the dormitory and lend it to me."

Xiang Huaizhi: "What to do?"

"Participate in the Nine Heroes' singing contest."

Xiang Huaizhi's chewing action paused, and he glanced at him with strange eyes.

"Don't look at me like that, this competition has a participation award, limited fashion, if you don't take it for nothing, you won't take it." Lu Hang asked, "Are you participating?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "I'm not interested."

Fashion is a thing, you can pay for it with your fingers, and you don't need to sing.

Back in the dormitory, Lu Hang did what he said, borrowed Xiang Huaizhi's earphones and started to make magic sounds, and he could hear Xiang Huaizhi's temple jumping.

Half an hour later, Lu Hang held his breath and listened to his recording.

"It's so good, it's hard for me not to win the championship."

Xiang Huaizhi didn't know where his confidence came from, so he sneered and picked up his mobile phone to make an appointment for tomorrow's follow-up.

"Wow, a lot of people in our district participated in this activity. Acacia, Eating, Qiufeng, Chunxiao... all signed up." Lu Hang opened Qiufeng's recording, "Damn, this Qiufeng sings really well, okay, Barely regarded as my competitor; Chunxiao just listened to it and helped her to sing; Chi Chi sings really well, vote..."

Lu Hang said halfway, remembered something, and turned around and asked, "Xiang Xiang, will you not participate in this event?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "How do I know?"

"Tsk, why don't you care about your teammates at all?" Lu Hang thought, "Should she be able to participate? I remember that the number she bought was full. If you don't take this fashion, the price will drop."

Xiang Huaizhi let him talk, but he didn't answer.

He couldn't imagine Xiao Tianjing's singing.

Xiao Tianjing usually likes to pretend in front of him, but his voice is not that sweet. He even thinks that Xiao Tianjing's voice is a little weird. Although it is nice, it is not natural.

But no matter how good she sings, she won't do anything to him. Lu Hang just screamed in his ear for half an hour, and now Jacky Cheung is singing in front of him, and he is not interested.

Xiang Huaizhi looked at the notification that the appointment was successful, turned off the phone, and went to sleep.

The next day, after Xiang Huaizhi's follow-up visit, the doctor said that he was recovering well and could exercise in moderation.

He hasn't played for a few months, and Xiang Huai's hand is a little itchy. As soon as he walks out of the hospital, he takes out his mobile phone and wants to ask Lu Hang to bring the basketball out.

As a result, before he had time to dial, Lu Hang called first.

Xiang Huaizhi picked it up: "Have you sensed your father's call?"

"Fuck, Dad, I'm crazy, I'm really laughing like crazy." Lu Hang said, "Little Tianjing is amazing, she really participated in the singing contest!"

"What's wrong with participating?" Xiang Huaizhi paused, "Can't sing well?"

Even if you can't sing well, you don't seem to have the right to laugh at others.

"No, that's not the question..." Lu Hang laughed out of breath, "do you know what song she sang?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "What song?"

"Teacher Tu Honggang's work—" Lu Hang's words are sonorous, ""Serve the Country with Loyalty"."

Xiang Huaizhi: "..."

The author has something to say:

"Invisible Wings", "Rice Fragrance", and "Brave" are very good to listen to. The text is Lu Wenhao's personal opinion, and it has nothing to do with the author. I want to scold him.