Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 35

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The next morning, Jing Huan got up at eight o'clock and was sleepy in the breakfast shop, his head drooping like he was fishing.

He struggled for a long time last night, studying how to start the accompaniment, how to record, how to upload... It took him two hours to figure it out.

"Huanhuan, you were a thief last night?" Gao Zixiang brought the three people's breakfast on a plate, "Didn't you leave early yesterday?"

Jing Huan rubbed his eyes: "I didn't sleep well."

"Why is your voice hoarse?" Gao Zixiang sat down, "Have a cold?"

"No."

It was only after I recorded it several times yesterday that I was satisfied and made my voice hoarse.

Good songs are hard to sing, Jing Huan sighed.

He drank two mouthfuls of soy milk, the sticky sweetness spread on the tip of his tongue, making him a little awake.

"Puchi—" Lu Wenhao next to him was wearing headphones and was not in a hurry to eat.

Jing Huan frowned: "What happened to him?"

"I laugh lowly. I've been laughing since I woke up." Gao Zixiang pointed to his ear, "I didn't take this thing off when I brushed my teeth."

Jing Huan said "oh", but he didn't care. He lowered his head and took a bite of the xiaolongbao.

Lu Wenhao vaguely heard their conversation, he took off one earphone: "Then what, Xiangxiang, didn't you watch the gang group this morning?"

Gao Zixiang shook his head: "In the early morning, someone from the gang bubbling up?"

"Yes, we talked about 99+! Someone in the group shared a song. It's the entry song for the Nine Heroes Singing Competition. It's different." Lu Wenhao thought about it and laughed. Ten thousand likes, directly to the top of the game's likes list, do you think it is awesome?"

"Dare you hang up your headphones in the morning, just listening to someone sing?" Gao Zixiang said, "Is it a woman?"

Lu Wenhao: "It's a woman... No, it's not her gender that matters."

Jing Huan leaned towards Lu Wenhao: "Let me listen to it, but I want to see what kind of singing voice can make you listen to it all morning."

Lu Wenhao obediently put the earphone into Jing Huan's ear.

The familiar singing came into my ears: "The horseshoe goes to the south and people look north! People look north, the grass is green and yellow, and the dust is flying!"

"Pff-cough cough... cough..." Jing Huan was frightened, swallowing stuck in the middle, his cheeks flushed from choking, he raised his hand in a panic and threw the earphones away.

Lu Wenhao was stunned: "What, what's wrong?"

Jing Huan shook his head and coughed so badly that he couldn't say a word for a long time.

Gao Zixiang hurriedly handed him a bottle of mineral water, Jing Huan took a few sips and finally recovered.

"It's alright..." He hesitated, "just choked."

"You startled me, your face turned red." Lu Wenhao said, "Tsk, you dropped my earphones on the ground... How is it? Not bad?"

Where did Jing Huan's face turn red from coughing? He turned his head and looked stunned: "You just said... What's wrong with this song?"

Lu Wenhao was inexplicable: "Is this song good?"

"No," Jing Huan took a deep breath, "what did you say about the likes list..."

"Oh, this song is on the top of the likes list, and it has been viewed over 100,000 in just one night, which means that the Nine Heroes is not over yet, and the loss of players is all bullshit." Lu Wenhao laughed.

Jing Huan was completely confused, and blurted out, "Why does this song get the number one likes?"

Lu Wenhao was also stunned: "What do you mean? Isn't this a good song?"

Jing Huan recovered a little, and the drowsiness has completely disappeared: "I mean... Didn't you say last night that no one would listen to this kind of inspirational old song?"

After he went back last night, he carefully selected the song "Serve the Country with Loyalty", which is not only inspirational, but also positive. It was sung during the military training of his high school class, and he was still the lead singer at that time.

Because he has some obsessive-compulsive disorder, he didn't sing well, and he felt uncomfortable listening to the recording, so he recorded it many times before sending it out.

According to the plan in his mind, his audio will soon be submerged in a lot of works, and he won't compete or grab a participation award.

"This song is no longer in the category of inspirational direction." Lu Wenhao said, "Isn't this a strange direction?"

Jing Huan: "… "

Called the police.

Gao Zixiang picked up the earphone curiously and listened to a few words.

Not to mention, although the selection of the song is a bit speechless, the girl sang impassionedly, and she really has such a bit of momentum, and it is really good to listen to it more.

"It's really not bad." Gao Zixiang suddenly thought of something, "But Huanhuan sings better than her. Our class sang this song during military training in high school. Huanhuan is the lead singer, isn't it awesome?"

"Brilliant." Lu Wenhao said, "Next time I go to KTV to make arrangements!"

Jing Huan was no longer in the mood to listen to what they had to say.

This matter left him in a daze all morning, and he went home non-stop after class, not even thinking about eating.

He opened the game, and the moment he entered the Nine Heroes interface, even the computer froze for a while.

[Brother is not too big to apply to add you as a friend. 】

[Miss sister online dating? Apply to add you as a friend. 】

[Falling Leaves Returns to Autumn to apply to add you as a friend. 】

The right side of the screen was filled with friend requests, and there were not even gaps left. Jing Huan had been playing games for several years, and he had never seen such a battle.

He didn't know what to do when a horn suddenly popped from the left.

[Speaker] Sludge Flowers: Small! sweet! scene! superior! Wire! La! The coordinates are 81.22 in the suburbs!

Jing Huan: "?"

Before he could react, he saw countless characters pouring in from outside the map, and instantly there were people standing beside him.

[Miss sister is online dating? I invite you to join his team. whether. 】

[Wait for dawn to invite you to join his team. whether. 】

[Twilight is getting cooler and invites you to join his team. whether. 】

Countless dialog boxes popped up, but Jing Huan couldn't even click on the refusal. The game characters were blocked by the pop-up window and couldn't even walk. He found the gap and flew away quickly, escaping back to his home in the game.

Jiu Xia has a home system and has a lot of ways to play, but Jing Huan has no intention of tossing about it. His home is only the lowest-end private house in the game.

[Friend] Yuanqi Mosquito Coil: Are you there, goddess? [star eye]

Well, even the name has been changed.

[Friends] Sweetie: ... The goddess is not here, I am. what is it today?

It's just a song, it shouldn't be exaggerated like this.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: You were ripped off on the forum.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ? ?

Jing Huan's first thought was that the day of 818 finally came.

It doesn't matter, he is willing to sacrifice the ego to entertain the public.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Now you have become the goddess in the minds of the Nine Heroes players.

[Friend] Little Sweet View:…

[Friend] Little Sweet King: Jiu Xia finally drove the players crazy.

The vitality small mosquito coil is really not nonsense. A post appeared on the Nine Heroes Forum today, detailing all the experiences since the birth of the ID "Little Sweet View".

First of all, bad luck, the ignorant girl bought the account of a notorious female liar, was chased and abused for several days and finally got her innocence, and then joined the idler's pavilion regardless of previous suspicions and got the first kill for the gang.

What a strong and generous girl!

Then there is the single-mindedness. Since I bought the account, I have only revolved around my longing, disdainful of other men, and I am not afraid to face the threat of pursuit and killing by my longing ex. I boldly show love in the live broadcast, and I am rejected by my longing N Never give up again.

What a serious and brave girl!

Finally, there is the voice, the singing is good, and the song selection is both rigorous and positive. At first glance, she is a good girl with patriotism, which is different from those women who sing "Learn to Meow" and "Little Waist".

What an honest and connotative girl! ! !

Jing Huan wanted to flip the table.

He has never set up so many characters! !

Jing Huan closed the forum and turned on the "reject messages from strangers" function, which finally cleared up a lot.

He teleported to the main city and wanted to do a daily routine, but he didn't get the quest, and was filled with a bunch of team invitations.

The team setting of the Nine Heroes cannot be turned off. Jing Huan stood in the main city for a while, unable to move, so he could only go home again in a daze.

… being famous is troublesome.

He stood at home, not knowing what to do for a moment—until he clicked on his friend list and saw his friend's name lit up.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother! TT

[Friend] Yearning for it:

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: A lot of people are blocking me, I'm stuck at home now, I can't get out at all QAQ

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Can you help me [wipe my tears], I haven't done a single one today...

When he is alone, other players can invite him into a party at any time.

But if he has a team, he can't be invited, and a dialog box won't pop up when players apply to join the team, just accept or reject from the team interface, without delay.

But in the Nine Heroes, a one-person team is not a team. Even if he forms a team by himself, he is still judged as a loose person by the system and can be invited by others to join the team.

So now there are only three ways, one is to wait for the enthusiasm of the people outside to dissipate, the second is to make an appointment, and the third is to find someone to form a team and take him to do daily work.

In fact, Jing Huan didn't expect Xin Xingzhi to help him at all, and there were other friends he could call among his friends, but he was the first to close Xin Yingzhi.

Nothing else, just go online, first brush the sense of existence and then talk about it.

He opened the friend list, and after thinking for a while, he clicked on the dialog box where love is for you to eat.

"Eat, where are you? Can you take me to form a team—"

Jing Huan had just finished typing, and before he had time to send it, the longed-for reply was sent first.

[Friend] Yearning for it: where is it.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: (*·Δ·*)! !

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother come to my house! The house number is 1219!

After ten seconds, the man in black robe appeared in the scene.

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the slightly rudimentary small house, formed a team, and pulled Xiao Tianjing into the team.

"What's the task first?" he asked.

A few seconds later, Xiao Tianjing opened the wheat. She only heard a cough: "Be a sect master first, brother."

"understood."

The male players who were guarding the house outside the bearer seized the moment when Xiao Tianjing appeared and sent a team invitation—

[Xiao Tianjing is already in the team that she yearns for, and the invitation fails! 】

Male players: "...?"

It was agreed that Xiao Tianjing was stalking and stalking, but even though she yearned for it, she refused? !

Jing Huan was paralyzed in the team, doing tasks comfortably, thinking about what to do next.

He is a monster, so naturally he can hide as much as he can. Those people who are in the forum are better than each other. What if they are exposed

But, he still has to get the participation award, so he can't retire directly...

When I was annoying, the game popped up a line of yellow words.

[Xianmengmeng set you as a private chat object, please pay attention to the private chat channel. 】

Damn, why are these sisters here again? ! The ghost doesn't go away

[Private chat] Xian Mengmeng: It's amazing, I want men and awards too, see what you can do.

[Private chat] Xian Mengmeng: Just wait and see the rematch, I don't believe you can still take chances twice.

Jing Huan was stunned for a while, and opened the competition interface to take a look, only to find that his ID was displayed at the top of the likes list, followed by Xian Mengmeng.

He clicked on Xian Mengmeng's competition song and listened to it.

Strangely sound.

It's a pity that the singing is so good, but the brain is not very good.

Jing Huan typed, just wanted to ridicule a few words, suddenly thought of something before sending it, and stopped.

He raised his eyebrows and laughed suddenly.

Sister, if you bring it to the door yourself, then you can't blame me.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't know why he agreed to bring her to do his daily routine, obviously he was still a few days away from finishing his daily routine.

He dragged the team and walked to the sect master in Huxiandong to help her hand in the task. Suddenly, a familiar name appeared on the left side of the screen—

[Speaker] Xiao Tianjing: Xian Mengmeng, I admit that I have tolerated you in every possible way, but you are still pressing step by step, so there is no need for me to save face for you. Here, I will give you an answer: I can give you a singer competition, and I can give you a like Top1, but my brother doesn't! Row! No matter how many times you threaten me! How many times have you hunted me down! My love for my brother! will never change! ! !

The author has something to say:

Chu Chu has pity on Xiao Tianjing, and is loyal to Xiao Tianjing.