Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 36

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This horn floated in the game for a long time, and it slowly disappeared until the time limit was reached.

Xian Mengmeng was completely stunned, and even forgot to turn off Xiao Tianjing's horn.

She didn't expect Xiao Tianjing to make this move, her eyes widened, and it took a long while to react.

[Private chat] Xian Mengmeng: ? ?

[Private chat] Xian Mengmeng: We are obviously chatting privately, why are you not using your horn? And what you said was too green tea, right

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Don't you like to play speakers the most? I thought you would prefer to communicate with people on the speaker~

[Private chat] Xiao Tianjing: Besides, where is the green tea [question], isn't what I said all the truth...

Xian Mengmeng was just about to type a reply-

[Speaker] Xiao Tianjing: Xian Mengmeng, don't worry, I never thought of competing with you for the championship of any singing competition. This competition is only for the participation award. I hope you will not pester me in the future. As for the others... Unless my brother gets back with you, or has another girlfriend, I won't give up. If you want to kill me, please do, and remember to hire a more powerful killer next time.

"… "

Xianmengmeng was so angry that Qiqiao was smoking.

What does it mean to be killed? It's true that she wanted to kill Xiao Tianjing, but who was the one who had two pieces of equipment exploded in the end? !

[Speaker] Masked Girl: One thing to say, Xianmengmeng, you are a bit too much. If you want to take revenge, then kill your heart and yearn for it... What does it have to do with Xiao Tianjing

[Speaker] Little gentle: The sister at the front of the row took someone to hunt down Xiao Tianjing last time. This operation really made me stunned.

In fact, Xian Mengmeng herself knew that it was unreasonable for her to find someone to hunt down Xiao Tianjing and go to YY to curse.

But what does it matter

This is in the online world, when the computer is turned off, she still returns to her normal life. The reality is already unsatisfactory, you can't have fun in the game, and...

A man you can't get yourself, it's better that no one else can get it.

She hesitated, opened a certain sister group, and sent the contents of the speaker.

Xianxian: Well, now I'm a villain ^^.

It didn't take long for her "good sister" to help her out.

[Speaker] Ji Xiaonian: It's really interesting. Now there is evidence that Xiao Tianjing is not the female liar from before? If the sound is different, maybe a voice changer is used, and if the operation becomes stronger, it may be a substitute. Besides, everyone in the district knows that Xingzhi and Xianxian haven't really broken up yet. What is her motive if she has to intervene

Jing Huan didn't reply to Ji Xiaonian, he didn't plan to rip on the loudspeaker.

He just wanted to find an excuse for his passive participation in the competition, to disgust Xian Mengmeng by the way, and...

Jing Huan glanced at him, who was holding his heart to do the task and yearning for it.

He has been expressing his longing for so many times in secret, and the relationship between the two is still at the level of "teammates". If they continue to linger like this, wouldn't all his good college days be lost on this scumbag! !

He decided to hit the straight ball! He is going to launch a frontal attack on what he yearns for!

Thinking of this, Jing Huan swallowed the golden throat treasure in his mouth and called out sweetly: "Brother..."

[Speaker] I yearn for it: I haven't started it yet, so I don't need to stop it.

The loudspeaker blocked all Jing Huan's words.

Heart Yearning usually doesn't trumpet except to collect things, and this is the first time he has responded to the relationship between himself and Xian Mengmeng, and the world exploded.

[World] Little Garfield: What does it mean to have never started? !

[World] Ruyi Ruyi: ... How can I say that, a scumbag deserves to be a scumbag

[World] With you: Can Xiao Tianjing keep your eyes open? If you don't stop your losses in time, you will be the next fairy.

[World] Indistinct and no trace: One is willing to fight and the other is willing to suffer, scumbag and scumbag, perfect match!

Xiang Huaizhi blocked the World Channel and opened the microphone: "Speak."

Jing Huan asked cautiously, "You won't be angry, will you?"

Before waiting for Xiang Huaizhi to speak, he whispered again: "I just... I like you so much, I didn't mean to involve you."

This is the first time Jing Huan has said "I like it" to someone other than his family. Because of his guilty conscience, when he said the word "like", his voice was terribly weak.

But these small details perfectly show the shyness and nervousness of the girl to the opposite person through the sound card and the wire.

Rao is Xiang Huaizhi, who was used to her enthusiasm, and felt a little dazed for a moment.

For a moment, he came back to his senses.

"No." Xiang Huaizhi's tone was as usual, "but I suggest that you empathize early and leave love."

Jing Huan asked: "… why?"

"I don't date online." Xiang Huaizhi said bluntly, "I won't like you either."

If it were to be replaced by other girls, it would be heartbreaking.

Jing Huan held his chin and said pitifully: "I know... I never thought that I could really be with my brother, and I would be very satisfied if I could play the book and play the arena with my brother."

On the other hand, Lu Hang's private messages were about to explode, and the people who were eating melons in the gang came to secret him, trying to spy some inside information about Xiang Huaizhi and Xiao Tianjing from him.

Lu Hang replied "I don't know" one by one, looked up and said, "Xiangxiang, look at how crazy Xiao Jingjing is. If you want me to tell you, you might as well try it with her."

Xiang Huaizhi: "Are you trying to cook?"

"It's not really in love. When you get married in the game, the handling fee is only 100 gold. It's a big deal." Lu Hang said, "I look at Xiao Jingjing very cute, but after this village, there is no such thing. shop."

Xiang Huaizhi: "You think she's cute, why don't you chase her."

Lu Hang muttered: "How dare I rob your people..."

Just as Xiang Huaizhi wanted to refute, he saw that the little fox fairy in the team suddenly changed into a black short skirt, and even her tail was dyed off-white by her. The two stood together without any sense of disobedience.

[Team] Little Sweet Scene: Couple outfit. ^0^/

He stared at Little Fox Fairy's tail for a while, then moved his fingers to lead her to the quest NPC, and didn't speak any more.

Jing Huan did what he said, and after entering the rematch of the singing competition, he began to treat the competition negatively. He stopped singing red songs, and sang children's songs instead, and he sang it in a mess, and he could run out of three tunes in one sentence.

At first, some players thought she was interesting and voted for her, but as the number of times increased, everyone lost the freshness.

Seeing that the number of likes slowly dropped, Jing Huan was finally able to do business with peace of mind.

On this day, several people wrote the book together again.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Brother~ Are we still playing the arena tonight ^^

[Team] Yearning for it: Anything.

[Team] Sweetie: [Holding thighs] [Cheering team]

[Team] Lu Changchi: By the way, my boss and I are going to go out next week. The online time was unstable in those days, and it might be too late to download the book. You can find a temporary team to play the mission first.

[Team] Sweet View: 0.0 next week? What day is it

[Team] All the way: Wednesday to Saturday.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: What a coincidence~ I have to go out with my classmates in those days. Are you traveling

[Team] All the way: Climbing the mountain! [Come on] How about you

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Wow~ That's amazing. The weather is a little cold, so I went to the hot spring with my classmates. [comfortable]

Xiang Huaizhi looked at their conversation, his eyes sank slightly.

Their school has to vacate the exam room for others next week, and this will be a holiday, not because of any special holiday.

There is no such a coincidence, it seems that Xiao Tianjing is really in the same school with him.

At this time, Ai Shifen You Eat suddenly turned on the microphone, and her voice sounded very weak: "I'm sorry... I might be able to finish this book, but I can't hold it anymore. I don't even have the strength to type."

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: What's the matter, not feeling well

"Yeah." Love is sharing with you, "Stomach hurts... You know."

Jing Huan was stunned, what did he know

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: Have a bad stomach

Love is a meal for you: "Just, those days."

[Team] Sweetie: [Question] Huh?

[Team] Lu Changchi: Aunt period

"Well, I don't know why this time, but my stomach is very uncomfortable. I've never been like this before." Love is divided between you and asked, "Xiaojing, do you usually feel pain?"

Jing Huan: "… "

No, do girls still talk about this topic? !

He considered for a moment and typed.

[Team] Sweet Scenery: No pain 0.0

Love is to surprise you: "It doesn't hurt? Is it true? The girls around me will be uncomfortable."

Jing Huan immediately changed his words: "Just, occasionally, it's not serious..."

"Yeah, don't be embarrassed, pain is normal." Love divides you and says, "Is your aunt accurate? Usually what size? Why do I think you are alive and kicking every day."

Jing Huan made up random things: "At the beginning of the month... if you're not feeling well, hang up and go to rest. I'll be fine by myself."

Love is divided between you: "Ah, can you do it yourself?"

"No problem, I'm very good!" Jing Huan said, "Go ahead."

Love is for you. After hanging up and leaving, Jing Huan was just relieved when he heard the phone vibrate suddenly.

Eat: xxxx brand built-in aunt cotton swab catheter, copy this description and go to Taobao…

Xiaojing: ? ? ! !

Eat it: buy it! Isn't your aunt in the beginning of the month! That's next week, remember to take it to the hot springs! !

Eat: Don't worry, it's very easy to use, and there is no foreign body sensation! It won't flow out! It doesn't hurt either!

Jing Huan: …

Jing Huan sent two words of thanks, and immediately closed WeChat. I'm sorry to look at the link again.

In the evening, the two of them went to the arena together.

After a PK match, Xiang Huaizhi suddenly asked, "Are you going to take a hot spring next week?"

Jing Huan was taken aback: "Huh? Yes, go with your classmates, what's the matter, brother."

"There doesn't seem to be a holiday next week."

"Our school is going to make room for the exam and take a few days off." Jing Huan didn't think about it, and said obediently, "Where's my brother? Are you guys also on vacation next week?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "No, we skip class."

Jing Huan said "Oh" and pretended to be squeamish: "Can I send my brother a WeChat in those days?"

"what ever."

Ever since Jing Huan confessed to him on the loudspeaker, he seldom returned to his WeChat, but once in a while, the content was very brief.

Jing Huan said aggrieved: "will my brother get back to me?"

Xiang Huaizhi was silent for a moment before he said, "... come back when you have time."