Jing Huan sat in front of the computer, and anxiously clicked on the voice he sent out again, and listened to it again.
If you listen carefully, you can hear that the girl's voice is a little vague and heavy - he recorded it with a voice changer in advance, and then played it from the computer sound and sent it to WeChat.
Does it sound a little fake? Why don't you just stop mua
Jing Huan hesitated for a long time, and decided to withdraw the voice. As a result, the sending time had passed for two minutes, and even the withdraw button disappeared.
He became less and less confident, and clicked on the leg photo that he had posted.
Jing Huan likes to play basketball, and there are still some muscles on his legs. Anyway, they don't look like girls' legs. In order to take this photo, he almost pulled his swimming trunks to the base of his legs. Fortunately, there is no leg hair on his thighs. As long as the thighs are made thinner, they will be a little more decent.
He thought about it, long-pressed forward, and sent a copy to Lu Wenhao.
Lu Wenhao:
Lu Wenhao: ? ?
Lu Wenhao: Damn, I already have a wife, why are you sending me a little yellow picture? Am I the kind of person who sees pictures like this?
Lu Wenhao: Whose leg is this, from our school? Push on WeChat, I will look at her circle of friends and do nothing else.
Jing Huan: "… "
It seems that his P is alright.
The phone vibrated, and the person who had been missing for a whole day finally responded.
Towards:…
Xiang: Don't send this kind of photos indiscriminately in the future.
Jing Huan sneered, and the nervousness and shame just now immediately disappeared.
As soon as I see the leg photo, I will reply in seconds. What are you pretending to be a gentleman in front of me
Xiaojing: TT didn't have messy hair! I only sent it to my brother!
Xiang Huaizhi was sitting in the barbecue shop at this time, and the top of the conversation screen was still the leg photo sent by Xiao Tianjing. In order to avoid being seen by others, he had to cover his mobile phone when sending messages.
Like being a thief.
So he raised his hand, and without hesitation, deleted the photo from their chat log before continuing to type.
Xiang: I lost my phone today, I just found it.
Jing Huan pouted in disgust.
There are so many excuses for scumbags.
Xiaojing: That's it. Scared me to death, I thought my brother ignored me [embracing and crying]
Xiaojing: Did my brother go hiking today
Xiang: No, tomorrow.
Xiaojing: Oh, brother, please pay attention to safety.
Xiaojing: [kiss] [lips]
Xiang Huaizhi looked at the expression with the big red lips, and for some reason, he remembered the voice just now.
He didn't reply, he locked the phone and put it away, and concentrated on the barbecue.
"Little Tianjing sent you a lot of messages, right?" Lu Hang swallowed the meat in his mouth and joked.
Although he didn't understand what Xiao Tianjing said just now, in the end, the kiss heard it all.
Xiang Huaizhi: "No."
"Okay, I heard it, and she kissed you." Lu Hang turned the meat over and shook his head, "She is really affectionate."
Xiang Huai paused: "It's just from the game, it's not as exaggerated as you said."
"What happened in the game, is there no real emotion in the game?"
Xiang Huaizhi laughed: "I haven't seen each other before, just say a few words in the game, play a few PK games, and then talk about real feelings? I think you're an online lover."
Lu Hang understood, and he stopped: "After talking for a long time, are you worried that Xiaojingjing is ugly? But also, according to statistics, 80% of girls with good voices are not good-looking, and some are fat. It's simple, just let her send a photo... Oh no, it's not reliable to look at the photo, you have to make a video."
Xiang Huaizhi raised his eyes lazily: "Do you think I am you?"
"Without personal attacks." Lu Hang suddenly thought of something and laughed, "Oh-or do you think Xiao Jingjing just wants you to be well equipped and to have more money?"
Xiang Huaizhi was too lazy to pay attention to him, so he got up and poured the dipping sauce.
When he came back, he saw Lu Hang holding his mobile phone and laughing. As soon as he sat down, Lu Hang hurriedly handed the mobile phone to him: "Xiang Xiang, look."
On the screen is the chat record of Lu Hang and Xiao Tianjing.
Lu Chuchu: Xiao Jingjing, what are you doing? [probe]
Xiaojing: I'm on the task of brushing materials, what's the matter~
Lu Changchi: [Photo] Xiang Xiang and I are eating barbecue.
Xiaojing: It looks delicious. [saliva]
Lu Changchi: Hehe, it's delicious.
Lu Chuchu: Do you want to see your brother's photo
Xiaojing: ! ! !
Xiaojing: Think! I think! Can I! Am I qualified to see my brother's prosperous beauty? ! ! !
Xiaojing: [kowtow and kneel down]
Lu Chuchu: Hahaha you have it! But you can't tell him about it.
Xiaojing: [Chick pecking at rice]
Long road: [Photo]
After seeing the photos posted by Lu Hang, Xiang Huaizhi's face suddenly turned black.
Of course, what Lu Hang sent was not his photo, but a young man with glasses, small eyes and thick lips, and a complexion that matched the cooked beef in front of him. He had a simple and honest smile, and was stupid. He didn't look over twenty years old. .
"Are you sick?" Xiang Huaizhi's voice was cool, "Who is this?"
"My cousin." Lu Hang said, "Oh, just tease her... Why doesn't she get back to me? Shouldn't she be scared away by the photos?"
Xiang Huaizhi didn't respond to him, moved his fingers to withdraw the photo, and typed words to explain.
Jokes can be made, fake photos can be avoided.
Before he explained, Xiao Tianjing returned the message first.
Xiaojing: [crazy licking screen]
Xiaojing: zi li zi zi li!
"..." Xiang Huaizhi deleted the words he had previously typed and sent a question mark over.
Xiaojing: Ahhh! My brother is so handsome! I'm licking it! !
Lu Chuchu: ... handsome
Xiaojing: He's so handsome [fainting], especially his charming little eyes!
Lu Chuchu: Eyes
Xiaojing: There are three points of indifference, three points of indifference, and four points of indifference.
Xiaojing: I love it. I'm going to print out the photo and stick it by my bedside. [shy]
Xiang Huaizhi found that since he knew Xiao Tianjing, he seemed to only know the punctuation mark, the question mark.
Lu Chuchu: This is not me, Lu Chuchu made a mess and made a mess.
Xiaojing: …
Xiaojing:
[Xiaojing retracted a message. 】
[Xiaojing retracted a message. 】
Even the emoji that licked the screen was removed together.
Xiang Huaizhi looked at these withdrawal reminders, couldn't help but raised his lips and gave a short laugh.
Xiaojing: The QAQ road is too bad...
Lu Chuchu: Well, I would say him.
After explaining to Xiao Tianjing, Xiang Huaizhi threw the phone back: "Don't make such a boring joke with her next time."
—
The next day, the three of them went to the Internet cafe downstairs side by side as they had agreed in advance.
It was said that they came to open the black, but Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao opened the Nine Heroes at the same time, one was doing daily work, and the other was taking his wife to see the scenery.
Jing Huan didn't like to eat chicken in a single row, so he opened LOL after a long absence. As a result, he was sprayed into a peerless orphan by four teammates due to the backward operation.
He stroked his hair irritably, and was about to curse when the girl sitting beside him suddenly patted his shoulder.
The girl has very long eyelashes and cute deer eyes. She asked him in a low voice, "Little brother, do you want to play together?"
Jing Huan glanced at her LOL client, pointed at her record and laughed: "No, I'm pretty good."
"It doesn't matter, it's just a game, I only play support." The girl insisted.
Jing Huan turned off the LOL client: "Next time, I'm going to fight and eat chicken now."
Where is the next time
The girl knew that he was rejecting her, she was a little ashamed, and after a while, she got off the plane and left.
After the person left, Gao Zixiang said, "Huanhuan, what's the matter with you? It's just a fight LOL, I didn't want you to fall in love, so I refused?"
Lu Wenhao nodded: "That's right, that little sister is so cute, you are too cruel."
Jing Huan sneered: "You two are too embarrassed to say it? Who said that you want to come to the Internet cafe to open the black? So I sat here and watched you fight the Nine Heroes?"
He might as well stay in the room and do his own activities.
"Oh, it's not our helper yet. I temporarily said that I want to download the 20-player version with five-star difficulty, and it will be opened in five minutes." Lu Wenhao took his wife to the copy NPC, "Right now, after downloading this book, we Go and eat chicken."
Jing Huan glanced at his screen: "Fuck off, you guys have to download this book for at least three hours."
"Three hours?" Gao Zixiang shook his head, "I think too much, it will take at least four hours with Lu Wenhao."
Lu Wenhao: "Go go go! I'm very strong now!"
Now that he came out, Jing Huan was too lazy to go back to the room. He moved his fingers to nod three men to accompany him to play, and opened the chicken to experience the thrill of being a group pet.
Lu Wenhao: "Are you okay? Pay for a man to play games with you?"
"I'm embarrassed to ask girls for accessories." Jing Huan explained concisely.
After playing for more than two hours, Jing Huan glanced at the next door and found that Lu Wenhao had been beaten to death by a fist from the boss, and was now lying dead in the corner of the dungeon.
A few seconds later, his gaming wife resurrected him. Lu Wenhao wanted to fill Gao Zixiang's blood pool, but he placed it too far behind to fill it up. Now it was Gao Zixiang's turn to fall to the ground.
"You play your mother's fox fairy cave, I put a chicken on the keyboard, and the chicken is better than you." Gao Zixiang was so angry.
Lu Wenhao defended: "It's because this sect is too weak, what does it have to do with me..."
"Weak bastard." Jing Huan couldn't listen anymore, "You are used to playing damage, and you are not used to its casting range."
Lu Wenhao; "Really not, Huanhuan, you haven't played Foxxian Cave, I don't know how difficult it is to play..."
"Who said I haven't played?" Seeing Lu Wenhao being beaten to death again, Jing Huan couldn't stand it any longer, he got up, "Get up, change your position, come and eat chicken."
ten minutes later.
Lu Wenhao didn't think about eating chicken at all. He ran poison while watching Jing Huan's operation: "Fuck me? This didn't hit you? Is there a game bug?"
Jing Huan: "I missed it originally, so I avoided it."
Lu Wenhao's game character is a demon with a tiger's head and a human body. He saw the tiger tumbling out of position, quickly replenishing the team's output, and there was no rest in between.
Lu Wenhao was puzzled - he obviously used the same skill, why was Jing Huan's one lost
Gao Zixiang was full of blood from raw milk: "Damn, it's so cool... Lu Wenhao, you learn, learn hard!"
Lu Wenhao clicked his tongue: "I'm studying, don't make noise."
Half an hour later, the boss fell to the ground, Jing Huan let out a long sigh, and couldn't help stretching his fingers.
Usually I am used to following my heart's yearning, I am used to the explosive output of the other party, and I feel very tired when I go to the advanced level with other people.
"Huanhuan, you are too strong..." Gao Zixiang said, "Hurry up and buy a size, come back and be my bound milk!"
Jing Huan took a sip: "It's not strong, it's all about my peers."
"Don't be humble."
A voice suddenly came from behind, and the person said with a smile: "You are very good at playing in the fox fairy cave."
Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, then turned back subconsciously.
There were two boys standing behind him at some point, one wearing a plaid shirt, with a raw face and a gentle smile.
The other had half-drooping eyelids, and because of his height and long legs, he wore a simple black T-shirt to look like a big name. It was Xiang Huaizhi who had only met him some time ago.
Their hair and clothes were wet, as if they had just been exposed to the rain.
Jing Huan was a little surprised.
I don't know if it's been a long time since I've been yearning for them. He always misunderstands other people's voices. I heard the girl's voice just now, like love is for you to eat. Now I listen to this boy's voice... It's a bit like a road. far and wide.