Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 4

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As soon as these two loudspeakers are fired, the world will become more lively. Some people eat melon seeds and watch a play, and some scolded "don't frown" shameless.

[[Speaker] Acacia disregard: From today, the whole server will offer you a reward, don't frown, kill 100 gold once, kill 1200 gold ten times, and bring a screenshot to me to get the money. 】

Huh.

Jing Huan was amazed while doing his daily routine in the safe area. He was really rich.

The "Nine Heroes" game scene is divided into three areas: the arena, the combat area, and the safe area.

In the arena, you can initiate PK against any person or team in the arena, and there is no loss in death. It is a learning scene.

Each wild map and several small towns are combatable areas. In these maps, you can initiate a forced PK against any person or team, and death will lose money and experience.

Safe Zone, as the name implies, as long as you stay on the map that belongs to the safe zone, you will not be attacked.

There are nine big cities in the Nine Heroes, and only three of them are safe areas. The dungeons, high-experience scenes, and event NPCs are almost all in the wild.

If he wants to avoid the war, he can't even get experience.

Killing him for one hundred gold is equivalent to one hundred yuan. For many players, this is a drop in the sky. With his eyes closed, Jing Huan can guess how lively the World Channel is at the moment.

For someone else, they may choose to relist this character on the exchange and buy another account. After all, this number is now being hunted down by the whole server, and it is estimated that there will be no safe birthday in the next week.

But Jing Huan will not.

The number was bought by him with real money. He didn't do anything wrong. Why should he make himself toss again because of these broken grievances

Besides, he was killed back to the rebirth point as soon as he got on the account. He still remembers this account and must let those people pay it back.

Jing Huan hung the character at the door of the grocery store and set up a stall, cleaned up some cheap sundries that came with the number, and then reduced the game interface and opened the exchange again.

He was not in a hurry to buy equipment at first, but according to the current situation, it is impossible not to improve his attributes.

Jing Huan's family is quite good. The total amount of money given by the family every month is more than 30,000. In addition, Liang Ran buys almost all of his shoes and clothes. Also a considerable amount.

So when it comes to buying equipment, he is quite confident.

After visiting the exchange, he opened the game interface and was startled by the scene inside.

I saw that his booth was crowded with people, so many people that his game interface was a little stuck.

[Current] Wind Chaser: Do you think what she is doing now

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: It is estimated that I am looking at the gang information and choose the next target. It is recommended that all gangs be optimistic about your gang leader recently, and don't be deceived by her underwear.

[Currently] Big brother: I'm lining up, holding the number plate that kills you, don't frown.

[Current] The wind is freer than me: I am short of money to play gems recently, can you guys grab it from me

The players chatted lively on the current channel, and the dialog boxes filled the game interface. Jing Huan watched leisurely for a while.

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Having said that, I really want to hear your voice not to frown. I heard that it's particularly whining, or Lolita.

[Current] Wind-chasing boy: true or false? But also, if the sound is not good, there is no way to deceive a man.

[Currently] Don't ask the return date: Come on, I'll open a store, and I bet you don't frown if you will sell the account within a week. The odds will be 0.3, not 3.6.

[Current] Big brother: what is the devil's odds of 0.3? It's too little! I will buy it, 500 gold.

[Currently] Sweetie: I bet no, 1000 gold.

The bubble box disappeared in an instant.

After a few seconds.

[Current] Wind Chasing Boy: ?

[Currently] Mo asks the return date: ? ?

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: I'll be good, you are really resistant to pressure, and at first glance, you are a person who can do great things. It is recommended to go to the League of Legends professional team to play the order.

[Current] Britney: Mumbai. I won't be out of the safe area for the time being, so please don't surround me, it will disturb my business.

[Currently] Do not give up: … What business

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Click on the booth to see by yourself, there are enhancement stones, transformation cards, and decomposers.

[Currently] Mo asks the return date: No, you are too expensive, right? It's even blacker than what the merchants sell!

[Currently] Little Sweet View: Love to buy, buy, buy or not.

[Currently] Don't ask the date of return:…

Jing Huan sneered, and just as he was about to type, he saw a sentence emerge from the crowd—

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Brothers and sisters, move the battlefield! Xian Mengmeng posted a tearful yearning for it on the forum! !

A stone stirred up a thousand waves.

Before Jing Huan could react, he saw the people around him disappear quickly, and he was the only one left at the door of the grocery store.

He turned his eyes and stayed on the name "Xianmengmeng", his eyes were cold.

Some time ago, it was this Xian Mengmeng who kept blaring loudspeakers and surfing the world channel, forcing Liang Ran to abandon his travels abroad.

He put away the stall and flew to the forum NPC.

Jing Huan is not a person who loves gossip. A few years ago, he would never have imagined that he would visit the Holy Land twice a day.

The name of Xianmengmeng's post is "Longing for it, I misread you".

When I opened it, I saw that the dense and hypocritical words were gathered together, at least 3,000 words, but there were very few substantive content.

It's about her and Mianji, whom the heart yearns for. She said that the real person she yearned for did not match the age stated in the game, and she paid for the plane tickets and hotels, and even used the card limit for their food and play expenses when they were together. Ask her to help pay for it.

The most important thing is that the two of them just finished their face-to-face meeting, and they ignored people in the game of yearning, and blocked her WeChat and phone number.

Typical pull X ruthless!

There are mixed opinions below the post.

1L: Why do I feel that the credibility is not high? If you yearn for it, you should not be reluctant to pay for this hotel ticket, right

3L: I also think it's fake...

5L: Don't BB if you don't know about it? Touch Mengmeng.

6L: Is the group of relatives and friends sick? If you don't let people talk, why is she posting on the forum

32L: I think what the landlord said is true, and it's really rubbish to yearn for it. Almost all the sisters around me have been flirted by him, and the married women have not let go.

39L: Not long ago, did you cheat on it? The object is the one named Ran Xin.

76L: It's nice to be rich, and I want to be a scumbag too.

88L: Isn't this a typical swindle? !

Of course, the one who yearns for it is a scumbag, otherwise he would not launch a pursuit offensive against Liang Ran even when he has a girlfriend.

Jing Huan felt bored halfway through the page, so he closed the forum and planned to go to the Wild Map NPC to get a quest while everyone was eating melons.

If you want to improve your account attributes, you need not only money, but also a lot of experience to increase the upper limit of equipment attributes. It is simply not enough to rely on the daily tasks done in the safe area.

As soon as he walked to the mission messenger, he saw a shiny thing in the upper right corner of the game interface.

It is an exaggerated special effect of the artifact. After seeing it clearly, Jing Huan couldn't help being a little shocked - after all, in his district a few years ago, the artifact was only something that could be seen on the official website. At that time, Jiu Xia had been operating for more than five years, and it was surprising that no player could. Forged out.

After all, if you want to create an artifact, you have to be able to kill the God of War, afford forging materials, and have the luck to do it in one shot.

Many people can't get past the first level. Jing Huan once killed the God of War. He stayed in front of the computer table for eight hours without eating or drinking. He killed all the medicine before killing him. In the end, he made a garbage among garbage. , so angry that he couldn't eat all week.

He immediately turned off the NPC's dialogue interface and went straight to the black light, because the other party was also doing the wild map quest with him, and he was helping the NPC weeds at the moment, so Jing Huan only took two steps to see the other party clearly. game character.

a back view.

The male characters wore the latest black ancient style robes, with red hair showing the identity of a demon, holding a dark and dark sword in his hand, and the most dazzling appearance everywhere.

Below the name is the title, just two words - God of War.

Next is the character name.

Yearning for it.

Yearning for it? !

Jing Huan immediately sat up straight. I saw Xin Xingzhi standing there for a while, then suddenly squatted on the ground and started weeding.

Jing Huan was amazed—no, the forum has already hung you as a clothesline, do you still have the mind to weed people here

Sure enough, he is a scumbag, with a very stable mentality, and he can't accept it.

However, this was the opportunity Jing Huan had been waiting for. In fact, in his plan, the first thing after buying a number is to add a friend who he longs for.

It's not too late, he clicked the dialog box that he was happy to yearn for, and pressed the option to add friends.

"The other party temporarily turned off the function of adding friends, and the addition failed."

Jing Huan was amused. He had played Nine Heroes for more than six years, and it was the first time he knew that there was such a broken setting in the game.

He opened the current channel and just wanted to speak, when a line of yellow words popped up on the interface.

[The little mosquito-repellent incense of vitality initiated a forced PK against you. 】

Jing Huan reacted very quickly, and immediately bounced to avoid the attacking skills flying from behind him. He slipped his hand out when he didn't have time to finish the fight just now.

[Current] Little Sweet View: Brother z

The man who attacked him stopped.

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: My brother is here, and my sister will die quickly!

...what a fool.

Jing Huan frowned. He was about to fight back with his power-charging skills. When he was about to come to the end, he suddenly remembered something. He swiped the mouse to the right following his thoughts and canceled the casting.

[Currently] Sweetie: Are you here to kill me too TVT

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Nonsense, who doesn't want to kill you now

After that, the vitality little mosquito coil threw another skill at him, and Jing Huan avoided it again.

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: Hey, I just bought a size, and I didn't do anything wrong. Why do you have to kill me

Vitality Little Mosquito Incense looked at her while babbling, while evading all her skills neatly, she was speechless.

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Sister, don't run away, I won't kill you, others will kill you, and our fat water will not flow to outsiders.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: I just charged 200 gold, which is my pocket money for a week. If I die, I will lose all QAQ. Can you let me go.

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil: No.

Jing Huan was hiding and looking for someone, and while he was entangled with this fool, he didn't know where to go to continue weeding.

He remembered that the task had to be cleared three times to complete the task, and what he just saw was the third time, right

After he used twelve jumps, he finally found the man with the artifact in the corner.

This meeting is no longer weeding, but is doing another task, clearing monsters.

Feeling that it was almost sold out, Jing Huan typed.

[Current] Little Sweet Scene: Brother God of War, save my TVT!

I longed for the spell to kill monsters, but I didn't look back.

[Current] Little Sweet Scenery: Is Brother Ares there

Vitality Little Mosquito Incense hurried to the scene, seeing this scene, I couldn't help but feel a little flustered in my heart—won't I want to grab this hundred gold from him

Although 100 gold is just a drop in the bucket for the yearning, but if the other party wants to kill Xiao Tianjing, is it still a matter of moving your fingers? It's like giving for nothing!

Thinking of this, the little mosquito-repellent incense of vitality accelerated the speed of losing skills, Jing Huan just jumped around the place where his heart longed, not hurt at all, and even took time to type.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Brother Ares, please help me, I will give you two hundred gold on me [crying] [crying]

[Current] Yuanqi Mosquito Coil: Fuck, if I kill you, I will lose 50% of the money! Your business is doing a little bit of a loss, isn't it? !

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: But I still have to lose experience, experience is more valuable than money [to finger]

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Then you give me 200 gold directly, and I won't kill you, okay

[Currently] Sweetie: I don't want it, you big badass!

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil:…

Jing Huan was tired of hiding, but he still didn't move at all.

Did you not see it? No, it stands to reason that the position he picked was just right, and he longed to be able to see the conversation between the two of them.

He hesitated for a moment, and then his eyes fell on the group of wild monsters.

The vitality of the little mosquito coil skill was exhausted, and just as he was about to type and curse, he saw the delicate and slender female character roll on the ground, and finally released the first attack skill in the past few minutes.

It's just that the target of the skill is not him.

I saw a fine net flying straight to the right, beautifully hitting the wild monster that I longed for for two minutes, dealing damage of 79, and the wild monster fell in response.

[[Anonymous City] Player Xiao Tianjing successfully killed the roadblock thief, and found a rare treasure "treasure map" on him! 】

Jing Huan: "… "

This wild monster has a special limitation, no matter how high the player's attack attribute is, it can only deal a very small amount of damage to it. This is also the reason why Xin Long stopped here for two minutes.

As a result, Jing Huan was killed by a 79 wounded Tian Luo Net.

The most rare "treasure map" of this map was also dropped. Most of the players who came to do this task came for this treasure.

And this thing is a bound item, it cannot be traded, it can only be obtained.

At this time, the yearning for him finally reacted, he took a small step forward, and then stayed in place again.

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil:…

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: To tell you the truth, I think you're more than me.

Jing Huan regretted it, he should have sent this remark back to the rebirth point just now.

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Ahhh...

[Current] Sweet View: Oh my God TVT!

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, I didn't do it on purpose, my skills are crooked TVT

no response.

Jing Huan tutted, what's the matter with this person, he's TVT like this, and he doesn't even have a word

Seeing that the vitality little mosquito coil threw another skill at him, just as Jing Huan was about to move, he saw a line of words pop up on the interface.

[The player's heart is yearning for you to use the immortal-bound rope. 】

?

Jing Huan watched helplessly as he was imprisoned in place by the immortal rope, and ate the big move of the vitality small mosquito coil, losing 20% of his blood.

[Currently] Sweet View:

[Current] Sweetie: Brother

Heart yearning turned back, the long sword in his hand swayed lightly, looking very indifferent.

[Currently] yearning for it: Don't be a liar in your next life.

After saying this, the man cast the spell on the spot for three seconds and left Ye Tu.

!

Jing Huan was sluggish for a few seconds before feeling angry after realizing it—

Depend on? !

Are you scumbag qualified to speak to me? ! !