Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 41

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The slight sound of the elevator door closing concealed Jing Huan's words. Xiang Huaizhi couldn't hear it accurately, and asked with a frown, "What?"

The wine was getting stronger and stronger, and Jing Huan was already a little flirtatious. He closed his eyes, and there was only the longing voice in his mind.

Jing Huan: "...wait for me next time, brother."

Xiang Huaizhi heard clearly.

Jing Huan was calling his brother, and the boy deliberately lowered his voice and called out very softly.

Xiang Huaizhi took a deep breath and asked again, "What do you call me?"

Jing Huan frowned, a little impatient, but still called him again obediently: "Brother."

Influenced by Xiao Tianjing, Xiang Huaizhi knew very well that "brother" and "brother" were two names.

"…Why are you calling me that?"

Jing Huan said inexplicably, "I, haven't I always called you that?"

After speaking, he burped softly.

"… "

No.

Jing Huan never called his brother.

Xiang Huaizhi pursed his lips, "You just asked me to wait for you?"

Jing Huan nodded weakly, and then remembered that he nodded, and the longing in his heart was invisible.

So he opened his mouth and complained in a low voice, "If you don't take me for a copy... I'll have to go to the mixed field team. I... I don't like the mixed field team, and I don't want to make a copy with Qiu Feng and the others."

Xiang Huaizhi was silent for a while, and then repeated in a hoarse voice, "... Qiu Feng?"

"He told me all about it," Jing Huan said. "You... made a havoc in the Heavenly Palace in the afternoon. Didn't call me."

Xiang Huaizhi slowly lowered his head and looked at the head resting on his shoulder.

There was too much information, and it was rare for him to react.

"Jing..." Xiang Huaizhi wanted to call him by his name, but finally held back, "Who am I?"

Jing Huan: "Huh?"

"who I am."

"You," no matter how drunk Jing Huan was, he didn't forget to flatter him, "You are electricity, you are light, you are my superstar."

Xiang Huaizhi felt that he could stop asking.

But he still subconsciously felt it was impossible, "...I mean, my name."

What the hell is this scumbag doing

He has a terrible headache, can you not ask him such childish and nonsensical questions? !

"You are my No. 1, you are—" Jing Huan's voice was long, and he hit Xiang Huaizhi with a heavy blow, "It's the one that my heart yearns for... it's my brother."

The elevator door opened and closed, closed and opened, but the people inside didn't come out.

A customer who lived in room 2012 walked out of the room and saw that the elevator door just opened. She quickened her pace and was about to go in, when she was startled by the two people standing inside.

I saw the tall boy with a puzzled and dazed face, looking down at the person leaning on him, and the one leaning on him had closed his eyes and fell asleep without any precaution.

Handsome is handsome, and horror is really terrifying. Before she came over, she vaguely saw the warm light in the elevator. She thought she was wrong, but now that she thinks about it, it should be the light that comes out when the elevator door is opened.

The woman stood outside the door, not daring to enter or speak, even breathing carefully.

She didn't know that the people inside were not less frightened than her.

Xiang Huaizhi came back to his senses, and with a force on his hand, he stabilized the people around him, and walked out of the elevator without saying a word.

When he arrived at the door of the room, Xiang Huaizhi asked in a low voice, "Where is the room card?"

The person on him was motionless.

Xiang Huaizhi sighed, bent down, found the room card from his pocket, and swiped the card to open the door.

As soon as he entered the room, Jing Huan opened his eyes.

His mouth was dry, and his whole body was hot because he drank the wine. Taking advantage of the time when Xiang Huaizhi inserted the card and closed the door, he fell to the side and went into the bathroom.

Xiang Huaizhi grabbed him: "What?"

"Uncomfortable." Jing Huan was terribly uncomfortable, "I want to drink water, I want to wash my face..."

Xiang Huaizhi's mind was also in chaos, so he let go. But he saw Jing Huan walked past the sink and went straight to the shower head.

It was too late when Xiang Huaizhi rushed in, water sprayed from the shower head, and Jing Huan's pants were half wet and turned dark.

"… "

After a while of confusion, Xiang Huaizhi carried the person out of the bathroom and threw him directly on the bed.

Jing Huan grunted a few times, as if he felt uncomfortable with his pants sticking to his body, and began to wriggle from side to side.

Xiang Huaizhi was wiping the water stains on his body with a paper towel with a sullen face, and suddenly heard a crisp zipper sound behind him.

He was stunned for a moment, and when he turned around, he saw Jing Huan kicked off his pants neatly, kicked his pants under the bed, then picked up the quilt and covered him, and there was no movement.

He slept comfortably, but Xiang Huaizhi was confused by his few words and couldn't make up his mind.

In fact, the facts are already in front of him, but Xiang Huaizhi still... can't believe it.

In the game, the girl who clings to you every day and confesses to you suddenly becomes the drunk boy in front of you

Other than that, not even the gender is right!

Xiang Huaizhi unconsciously glanced at the quilt covered by Jing Huan.

His Adam's apple rolled slightly, and an idea popped up.

No, not suitable.

If you change the gender, anyone in bed can sue him for sexual harassment and voyeurism.

Xiang Huaizhi thought so, but his hands were already on the quilt.

Then he gently pulled up a corner, and poked inside like a pervert—

Under the quilt, Jing Huan's slender and clean legs were placed at random. There was very little hair on his legs, and there was no trace on his thighs, but from the line, he could still recognize the legs of a pair of men. In short, he was not there. Fine as seen in the photo.

But this did not make Xiang Huaizhi feel lucky.

Because he saw a small mole on the outside of each other's thigh.

He stared at the mole and didn't move for a long time, so that Jing Huan felt cold and fluttered twice.

"Ding-"

Xiang Huaizhi heard a soft sound from the computer on the sofa.

Jing Huan did not turn off the computer.

Xiang Huaizhi didn't care about respecting anyone's privacy at this time. He walked to the sofa and turned on the computer.

Not only is the computer turned off, there are even programs running inside, one of which is called the "Nine Heroes Client".

Xiang Huaizhi started the game. The little fox fairy, who had been pestering him for a while, was sitting gracefully in the Penglai Wonderland, with his tail casually scattered on the ground, next to the green trees and red flowers, which was the place where Xiang Huaizhi hung up most often.

At this point, Xiang Huaizhi finally had to admit—

Jing Huan is a little sweet scene.

Thinking about it like this, even the name is right...

As soon as Xiang Huaizhi solved one problem, another problem popped up.

Why did Jing Huan pretend to be a girl in front of him

Even chasing him?

Does Jing Huan know that he is yearning for it? After all, the sound is so similar... Or did Jing Huan know it was his number early in the morning, so he deliberately opened a female number to find him

Xiang Huaizhi separates the game from reality. In recent years, no one knows his game ID except Lu Hang.

He got up, picked up his mobile phone, went to the bathroom, and called Lu Hang.

It was picked up quickly over there, the surroundings were very quiet, it should be back to the room.

"What's wrong?" Lu Hang drank a lot and was feeling dizzy at the moment.

Xiang Huaizhi lowered his voice: "Have you told anyone about my ID in the game?"

Lu Hang was taken aback: "No, didn't you say that you don't like the connection between games and reality... What's the matter?"

"It's okay." Xiang Huaizhi crossed out the second possibility in his mind, "Sleep."

"Hey, wait a minute..."

Before Lu Hang could finish speaking, Xiang Huaizhi had already hung up the phone.

He walked out of the bathroom, and the person on the bed was still in the same position as before, breathing smoothly, not even snoring.

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly calmed down.

The little liar slept soundly, what else does he have to worry about? And he can't really call people up and ask them clearly.

Besides, if what Jing Huan likes is really what his heart desires in the game... Does that mean that Jing Huan's sexual orientation is a man

The further he thought about it, the farther he went, Xiang Huaizhi retracted his thoughts, hesitated for a moment, and put the computer on the table back to its original position.

When Jing Huan woke up, there was a faint pain in his head.

He used to stay in a daze for a while and then get up every day, and it was the same today. He lay on his side, staring at the lamp by the bedside, annoyed to death.

For no other reason, he had been dreaming last night.

The worst thing is that the dream is still longing for it. This scumbag is like a pervert, and he always wants to call himself his brother.

It didn't take long before he suddenly remembered that there was another person in this room.

Afraid of waking up the other party, Jing Huan turned his head cautiously, but he didn't expect to meet the eyes of the person behind him.

Xiang Huaizhi also lay on his side, propped his chin, and looked at him faintly, not knowing how long he had been awake. I don't know if it was Jing Huan's illusion, but he always felt that there was a lot of emotion in the eyes of the other party.

Jing Huan also found that there was a Chu River and Han boundary between them, and the extra space was enough for a Lu Wenhao to sleep.

"Then what," Jing Huan asked after pondering, "I was... drunk last night?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "No."

Jing Huan: "Is that sleepwalking? Are you talking in your sleep? Are you grinding your teeth?"

"No."

Then why are you so far away from me

It's a bit strange to ask this, Jing Huan thought about it, but didn't say anything. He sat up and rubbed his hair: "Sorry, senior, I seem to have drank a bit too much last night."

He's never been too sure about his alcohol intake, and looking back now, he doesn't even remember when he was drunk.

Xiang Huaizhi's eyes were complicated: "You... forgot what you said yesterday?"

Jing Huan recalled: "What did I say?"

Xiang Huaizhi's Adam's apple rolled, and it took a long time before he said, "It's okay."

Jing Huan glanced at his phone, it was almost time to check out, Lu Wenhao left a message for him, saying that they would go to the hot spring before checking out.

He lifted the quilt and suddenly felt a chill, only to realize that he was wearing underwear.

He rolled over and got out of bed, picked up his trousers, concealed it in front of him, and turned around indifferently and said, "Senior, should I use the toilet first?"

Xiang Huaizhi: "... um."

Looking at Jing Huan walking into the bathroom with bare legs, Xiang Huaizhi couldn't help but wonder, are all gay people so open now? He thought they would feel shy in front of the same sex.

After Jing Huan washed up, she felt that she was alive again.

While packing his luggage, he asked, "Senior, they are taking a dip in the hot spring, do you want to take a dip as well? It's quite comfortable."

"No." Xiang Huaizhi was sitting on the sofa replying to the message, and asked unintentionally, "I remember they said, you have played Nine Heroes before?"

Jing Huan nodded: "Yes, I've been playing for five or six years."

Xiang Huaizhi asked, "Why didn't you play later?"

"The family is strictly controlled. My mother said that if I keep playing, I can only pick up trash after graduating from high school." Jing Huan said lightly, "She said she didn't want to be the mother of the trash king, so she cut me off the Internet."

"..." Thinking of Xiao Tianjing's miserable life experience, Xiang Huai paused and didn't delve into the topic of abandoning travel, "Now that I have time, have you thought about coming back to play again?"

"I've thought about it, let's take a while." Jing Huan faltered and walked past, suddenly raised his head and asked him, "Senior, which district are you Nine Heroes in?"

Don't you know which district I am in

Xiang Huaizhi said, "The flowers are beautiful and the moon is full."

Jing Huan smiled: "The Nine Heroes plan is really dirty. The district name is either a flower or a moon."

The boy's expression was very natural, and he didn't show any surprise or suspicion about his false declaration of the district name.

Xiang Huaizhi nodded, agreeing: "It's quite earthy."

After packing their luggage, the two were about to go downstairs to check out when Jing Huan suddenly remembered something and took out his mobile phone from his pocket.

"Senior, let's add a WeChat." Jing Huan said with a smile, "We can play together in the future."

Xiang Huaizhi hesitated for a while, then took out his mobile phone.

Jing Huan opened his QR code neatly: "You scan me?"

Xiang Huaizhi looked at the familiar pink avatar, opened his WeChat account without changing his face, and added people.

The rain has stopped, and after being washed away by the heavy rain, even the air seems to be much fresher.

Lu Wenhao and others have already checked out and are sitting in the lobby waiting for them.

"Huanhuan, how's it going, you said you can't drink me, right?" Lu Wenhao said hehe when he saw them.

Jing Huan sneered: "Fuck you, let's fight next time."

After the check-out was all done, Lu Hang said: "Thank you for your stay last night. When you go back, the seniors will invite you to eat delicious food."

"No problem." Gao Zixiang put his shoulders on him, "There must be wine!"

Lu Hang blinked: "arrange."

A few people went to the parking lot together, only to see Lu Hang walk to a Land Rover, open the door and get in the car.

After starting the car, Lu Hang dropped the window: "How did you come here? Do you want me to take you back?"

"No, no." Lu Wenhao shook his head, "We also came by car."

"Okay," Lu Hang waved at them, "go, bye."

Xiang Huaizhi was silent all the way. Only when he said goodbye did he raise his hand to the person outside the window, even if it was a greeting.

Land Rover drove out of the parking lot, Lu Wenhao stared at the car buttocks, shook his head and sighed: "Others' scooters are Land Rovers, mine is Volkswagen."

"Be content, Huanhuan and I don't have scooters." Gao Zixiang said.

Lu Wenhao: "That's because you are lazy, you don't want me to be the driver."

The three chatted and laughed, got on the bus and set off back to school.

On the way, Gao Zixiang suddenly thought of something, turned around and asked the people in the back seat: "Huanhuan, were you drunk last night?"

Jing Huan covered his mouth and yawned: "No?"

"Why do I think Xiang Huaizhi looks tired and has dark circles under his eyes."

"I saw it too," Lu Wenhao glanced at Jing Huan from the rearview mirror, "It's you, alive and well, when the two of you came down to the lobby, I wondered if my memory of last night was wrong... Come on, did you secretly inhale Xiang Huaizhi's energy last night?"

"Go away," Jing Huan scolded with a smile, "your father, I can't breathe the essence, it will only kill people."

Xiang Huaizhi was sitting in the passenger seat at the moment, closing his eyes and taking a nap.

"What's wrong with you?" Lu Hang noticed his tiredness, "Didn't sleep well last night?"

Not only did he not sleep well, he didn't sleep much at all.

The air of getting up lingered around Xiang Huai, and he responded lightly: "Well."

Lu Hang didn't dare to bother him, so he didn't say anything.

The phone in his pocket vibrated suddenly, Xiang Huaizhi frowned, and slowly opened his eyes.

Xiaojing: Good morning, brother~ Come on~ Good~

Xiaojing: Today is also a day to like my brother! *^0^*/

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