Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 5

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Neither of them thought that Xin Xingzhi would shoot, and they were stunned for a while.

Jing Huan finished greeting the whole family that he longed for, and gritted his teeth and recited the drill several times in eight languages.

The Immortal Binding Cable is a prop that burst out of the advanced wild map, which can imprison the target for six seconds.

Six seconds, enough for him to eat this little mosquito coil set of skills.

Who would have thought that the vitality little mosquito coil would not move after throwing a big move.

[Current] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: How come you are Fox Immortal Cave? Did you turn around

The Tian Luo Net thrown by Fang Cai Jing Huan was a skill only found in the Fox Immortal Cave. The little mosquito coil opened her profile and glanced at it, and sure enough, the three words "Fox Immortal Cave" were written brightly on the sect.

Huxian Cave is different from Putuo Mountain. Although it is also milk, Huxian Cave pays more attention to sealing and assistance, and the amount of milk is very small. The skills of this sect are complex, and the casting range is very small, so that the players of the sect are in two extremes—either the one who can play thiefly and can play the full server PK;

Vitality Xiao Mosquito Incense hesitated, just about to continue typing.

I saw that the yellow rope on Xiao Tianjing suddenly disappeared, the female character jumped up from the ground, and the pink fireball-shaped skill flew straight towards him!

The vitality little mosquito coil was startled, and immediately jumped to dodge, until he landed, only to find out that he actually fell in the direction of the fireball attack.

No, to be precise... It was Xiao Tianjing who had calculated his position in advance.

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil: ? ?

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil: Wait...

But Xiao Tianjing ignored him, and summoned the summoned beast with his backhand. Foxxian Cave martial art attack skills can only be used to clear monsters, and the real PK has to rely on summoned beasts.

She summoned... a little white fox with plum blossoms on its forehead and nine tails behind its butt.

Nine-tailed fairy fox, ninth-order divine beast, the cheapest on the exchange is tens of thousands of yuan.

The nine-tailed fairy fox shook his tail and threw a few fireballs at the vitality little mosquito coil, and his health bar was immediately reduced by half.

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil: Wait! !

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Wait... Sister! I was wrong sister!

Xiao Tianjing didn't speak, and threw another sealing skill at him. He couldn't move at all, so he could only stand stupidly and eat the damage of the nine-tailed fairy fox.

In front of the computer, Jing Huan was seriously studying the skills of Foxxian Cave.

The sect of Huxiandong was unpopular, and he had never played before. There are more than 20 skills up and down, and the introduction of skills is complicated enough.

[Current] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: Sister! ! I just sold a summoned beast with more than 2,000 gold... I beg you, let me go! !

[Current] Sweetie: Who is your sister

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil:…

Is this the same person who was begging for mercy just now?

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Then sister, sister, don't kill me, I'll give you five hundred gold, okay

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Who is short of your five hundred gold

[Currently] Yuanqi Mosquito Coil: Yes, yes, I can tell you are not short of money at a glance.

[Currently] Sweetie: I want fifteen thousand.

[Current] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil:…

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: You are too much, sister!

[Current] Xiao Tianjing: Don't you want me two hundred gold just now? [Cute]

[Current] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Of course I was joking, how could I really ask you for money? [Kneeling and begging for mercy]

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: Stop talking nonsense, you can say whether you give it or not.

The vitality little mosquito coil gritted his teeth.

There is a broken setting in this game, that is, after you initiate a forced PK to others, if you are counter-killed, not only will you lose more money and experience, but there is also a small chance of losing the equipment you are wearing.

He opened the inventory and looked at the glowing equipment on his body, only to feel a pain in the flesh - who can bet on this? !

[The vitality small mosquito coil gave you 1500 gold. 】

When the money arrived, Jing Huan moved his fingers and called the fox back.

These people want to kill at every turn, but they cannot be cured.

After taking the money, he stopped talking nonsense and flew back to the main city, leaving the vitality of the small mosquito coil there alone.

Who would have thought that it had not been long before the friend icon in the lower right corner suddenly flashed.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: [grievance] It turns out that this number has really changed.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, and then he remembered to open the friend list. He has been busy with other things since he went online and has no time to watch this.

Sure enough, the vitality small mosquito coil is in his friend list.

[Friends] Sweetie: How can you have a friend of this number

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: I brushed the task with the original owner.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: I just looked at your operation, and it's really not something she can type.

[Friend] Little Sweet View:…

Even though he was friends with the original account owner, he still forced him, and even asked him for money? !

... He should have just taken all the two thousand gold directly.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Are you a man

Jing Huan's anger dissipated instantly.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: Ah 0.0! Where do I look like a man? [beats your chest]

[Friend] Vitality Small Mosquito Coil: Uh. Because it is rare to see a woman's operation so well.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: You misunderstood, your operation is really not good, many girls can beat you as a brother [cute]

[Friend] Vitality Mosquito Coil:…

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Incense: Alas, I didn't want to kill you, but I saw an elite team in the idler pavilion doing a mission nearby. Sooner or later, you will be discovered, so I might as well earn the money. And think about it, the five people in the idler pavilion team, no matter how powerful you are, you can't kill them. After all, I saved you!

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Well, since the misunderstanding is cleared up, let's delete each other peacefully and be grateful for you.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Don't, don't, I have something to tell you.

Jing Huan took a sip of water.

[Friend] Little Sweet King: You said.

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Incense: Look, now the idler pavilion has a bounty, you can't use this account at all, why don't you make a lot of money from them before selling your account!

[Friend] Little Sweet View:

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: You took off your equipment and let me kill, and the reward we got was five or five points, how about it

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ?

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: ... Then why not Sanqi

[Friends] Sweetie: [smiles]

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Twenty-eight, you can earn some money for me, sister.

[Friend] Sweetie: Okay, but if I accidentally kill you and explode your equipment, then you can't blame me. [to finger]

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: ... Okay, just pretend I didn't say it. [waving handkerchief]

A few days after moving into the new home, Jing Huan finally found time to go to the supermarket.

Even if the house is empty, after picking out the daily necessities, he went to the food area.

Jing Huan's mother is a chef. He has been familiar with his eyes and ears since he was a child, and it is not a problem to cook some home-cooked dishes. And he promised Gao Zixiang and the others that he would invite them to dinner after they settled down.

Gao Zixiang called: "Where is Huanhuan?"

Jing Huan actually didn't like others calling him Huanhuan, like he was calling a girl, but no matter how coercive and enticing they were, they couldn't change it, so they had to go with them.

"Food area, wait for me at the checkout counter."

After the bill was settled, Gao Zixiang and Lu Wenhao took over the bag consciously.

"Huanhuan, did you buy or rent the house? It doesn't look like someone has lived there before?" Gao Zixiang looked around when he arrived at Jing Huan's house.

"Rented, new house, no one has ever lived in it before." Jing Huan put on his apron with his gloves, "Just wait outside, the TV can be turned on."

Jing Huan cooked a few home-cooked dishes at random, and Lu Wenhao took a bite and shouted, "Damn! Huanhuan, if you have this skill, tell me earlier! What kind of girlfriend am I looking for! I'll marry you!"

Gao Zixiang: "If you want to marry, you have to ask us whether we agree or not. She has been thinking about Huanhuan for a long time."

Jing Huan didn't want to be poor with them. He stopped suddenly in the middle of eating and looked at Lu Wenhao: "Hao'er, I want to ask you something."

Lu Wenhao wiped his mouth: "You said."

"What kind of girl do you like?"

Lu Wenhao paused with a strange expression, and immediately clarified: "No... Huanhuan, I was just talking nonsense. I, I'm a straight man!"

"Don't worry, even if I really want to be gay, I won't be looking for you as a partner." Jing Huan said, "I mean... Haven't you ever dated online a few times? In the game, what kind of girls do you like to find?"

"Ah." Lu Wenhao thought for a while, "A girl who has a sweet voice, likes to act coquettishly, and can sing."

Gao Zixiang commented: "Tacky!"

"Cut, you know shit, you will die in this life." Lu Wenhao counterattacked.

Jing Huan ate silently. He seems to be quite compatible with these three points

With a voice changer, there is no problem with a sweet voice; acting like a spoiled child... can also learn; as for singing, he was very pushy in junior high school. He participated in the school's top ten singers and won the third place.

After chatting for a while, Gao Zixiang suddenly changed the subject: "By the way, Huanhuan, I won't be able to wash the dishes for you after a while, so I have to rush back to the dormitory. I made an appointment with the people in the gang to kill the God of War at seven o'clock."

Jing Huan raised his eyebrows: "Kill the God of War? Do you want to fight an artifact?"

"Well, this incomplete server PK will start soon. I will try it again. In case of an artifact, the championship is not appropriate." Gao Zixiang sighed, "And I still need a lot of forging materials. There are three teams in the district this year. To play, everyone wants to improve the hardware, and the materials have to be robbed... I am too difficult."

After listening to Jing Huan, he nodded thoughtfully: "Okay, it's fine, I bought a dishwasher."

After sending the two away, Jing Huan returned to the computer and saw the friend icon flashing constantly.

[Friend] Yuanqi Mosquito Coil: Sister Jing, what are you doing

After chatting that day, Jing Huan planned to delete his friends, but Xiao Mosquito Incense said that he had a trumpet in the idler pavilion and could help him find news at any time. Jing Huan thought about it for a while and kept him.

[Friend] Little Sweet King: Just finished eating. ask you something.

[Friend] Yuanqi little mosquito coil: What's the matter.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Who goes to the battle every year in the district? Yearning for it

The server battle, in short, is the full server PK, an annual PK feast, and the reward for winning the championship is trophy, game title and money.

Each server can only have one team to play. If there are multiple teams on the server, the civil war must be fought first, and the winner can play on behalf of the server.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Huh? No. The heart yearns for the unconquerable.

Jing Huan was startled.

With that top-quality equipment and those top-level summoned beasts, why don't you take part in the battle

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: I played it once a few years ago and won the championship. No sign up after that. In the past few years, the team in the district has played with lovesickness.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Well, that's a pity. I think he will definitely win the championship by going to our server.

[Friend] Vitality Xiao Mosquito Coil: Not necessarily, he is very useless by himself. It is a matter of five people to play PK. You see, he doesn't even have a gang. I have also investigated the teammates who usually gain experience with him, and they are all tasks. No. If you want to play, you can only choose to join the idler pavilion.

[Friend] Yuanqi Mosquito Coil: Hey! Don't say, last time he made a move, was it because he wanted to join the idler pavilion? If that's the case, then you're screwed, have you heard his nickname

[Friend] Sweetie: ... What nickname

[Friend] Vitality Little Mosquito Coil: Killer of Fox Fairy! He once went to the full server arena to play 1v1, and was matched with the first fox fairy cave in the full server, wow... that fox fairy was killed by him and was powerless to fight back, and he had no advantage at all.

Jing Huan sneered, it was the Taicai of the Fox Immortal Cave.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: Really amazing 0.0! God is indeed a God!

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: Hey, that's not it.

[Friend] Yuanqi Little Mosquito Coil: By the way, sister, have you figured out a little in the past few days, do we want to make a fortune together

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: No, I just don't like that money. [head skimming]

Turning off the dialog box, Jing Huan is preparing to brush the daily routine.

[Speaker] My heart is longing for it: 100 gold to receive gorse feathers, the city owner of Yueshen City directly trades, and the price can be increased for large quantities, private chat.

As soon as the horn came out, the world immediately boiled.

[World] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: I rely on it! The longing has appeared!

[World] Xianmengmeng: Hehe :)

[World] Fluffy Eyes: Wait, aren't gorse feathers used for forging artifacts? Xiang God already has an artifact, why are you still accepting this

[World] How big is my brother: a fart to God, he is a scumbag.

And Jing Huan's eyes locked on the last two words of the speaker.

Private chat.

You can chat privately, which means that you want to open a friend chat? !

He tried it immediately, and sure enough, his friend added it.

Although it is a one-sided friend, as long as the other party is in his friend list, he can send messages.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother! [excited]

Three minutes later, no reply.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, please take care of me, aren't you picking up the gorse feathers [grievance].

[Friend] Yearning for it: direct trade with the city owner.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother, I don't have gorse feathers, but I have a way to make money here, which can make you thousands of dollars every day! >.