Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 51

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Jing Huan put his hand on the keyboard and didn't speak for a long time.

Xiang Huaizhi was not in a hurry, he jumped up and used the blade to stop the two swords that Maimai loved the most, slashing towards Xiao Tianjing, and asked, "Is the person who kicked you inside?"

"No, the captain is someone else." Jing Huan asked hesitantly, "Brother, how did you know I was kicked?"

Xiang Huaizhi said, "I saw it in the WeChat group."

On the other side, in YY, Mai's tone was already a little anxious.

"Husband, didn't you say that you don't care if you yearn for it?"

"It's okay, didn't you see that he hasn't fought back." Favorite Maimai recovered from his surprise, "I'll tell him."

[Currently] Favorite Mai Mai: Talk, what's the matter, the hand slip is wrong

At the same time, their battle was discovered by passing players.

[World] No one is like you: fuck me! ! ! Moon Palace (81, 99)! ! Fighting with God and my favorite Mai Mai! ! !

[World] Falling Flowers: I saw it too! Is the team PK! His wife, who loves Mai Mai the most, brings Xiao Tianjing to God! !

[World] Benming Zhizhi Tao Tao: ? ! I got there quickly!

[World] I have a cat: true or false? Are these two finally fighting? ! Is this to fight for the first output?

[World] Drunk in the Red Dust: What... Is this still a fight? What do you love most about Mai Mai? Are you kidding me? What I'm more curious about is, why is Xiao Tianjing here again? !

[World] S 123: I know! I ate melon in a QQ group in Jinghuashuiyue today! Xiao Tianjing got into the car that she loves the most this afternoon, Mai Mai, and was kicked when she killed the boss. The most speechless thing was that she finally exploded the boss of Qilin Mountain, and was picked up by Ji Xiaonian.

[World] I have a cat: ... I don't know if Xiao Tianjing is lucky or unlucky for a while, I still don't know what the boss of Qilin Mountain looks like.

[World] You are the only one to cross me: I'm just curious why Xiao Tianjing can't think of it, even the team that loves Mai Mai dares to enter. [sweat]

[World] minister retired: +1 above.

[World] Drunk lying in the red dust: I really believe in Xiao Tianjing's replacement now.

Every district has a district tyrant. The district tyrant may not be the strongest in the district, but he must be the most pretentious in the district.

My favorite Mai Mai is the district tyrant of Jing Hua Shui Yue.

No one else can rob the equipment he likes; no one is allowed to listen to the loudspeaker he sends; the materials he is collecting, others must wait a little bit if they want to collect them.

There was a time when someone got rid of the boss because he said something to offend him, and even chased him for a week, and the player retired after a few days.

And this kind of thing, my favorite Maimai has done it several times, and Xiaotianjing is just one of them. Players in this area have long seen it.

Of course, there are also players who can’t be seen, but the most important is Mai Mai, who has a lot of financial resources. There are four or five accounts in Guangshen costumes. There is only one person in the district who can compete with him, but that person is very low-key. This issue.

If he can't afford to be offended, he can't hide. Later, when players in the area see him, they will choose to detour.

And today, the yearning for the heart finally came forward.

Jinghuashuiyue's players were filled with emotion and couldn't help but bubbling.

[Speaker] Qingchi: Xiang Shen finally can't stand it anymore and wants to save the common people? ! Kill, kill him! !

[Speaker] Pingzhi Yiyi: What are you excited about, forgot to yearn for 818 some time ago? This can only be said to be a dog bites a dog, and saving the common people will be avoided.

[Speaker] Acacia is hard or not: One thing to say, what you long for is emotional scum, and it's not that the parties can't control it. Has he never done anything to bully the weak

Jing Huan took his eyes off the speaker.

"Brother, did my favorite Mai Mai do this kind of thing before?"

Xiang Huaizhi switched his sword to a long sword: "I don't know, maybe."

He never paid attention to this man.

Seeing that the other party has not responded to him, his favorite Mai Mai thought that it was because of yearning that he blocked the current chat.

He turned on the microphone in the game: "What's the matter, brother?"

Still haven't heard back.

He was wondering when he suddenly rushed forward with his sword, giving them no time to react.

A sword stabbed at Wheat, the bright red number jumped out, and only one third of Wheat's blood bar instantly remained.

Mai was startled: "Husband, what kind of harm is he doing?"

"It's okay baby, we can beat it." Favorite Mai Mai gritted his teeth, "He brought a waste fox fairy cave, we are equal to two against one, you add a magic damage BUFF to yourself."

My favorite Mai Mai has never teamed up with Xinxiangzhi, and he likes to take his wife to play 2v2, while Xinxiang only played 1v1 before, so the two have never played against each other.

Although he has seen many videos of the other party, the strength he longs for has always been a question mark for him.

However, he is very confident in his equipment, and there should be an artifact between himself and his heart's yearning.

He had planned for a long time, and on the day when he created the artifact and reached the top of the master list, he would have to play thousands of speakers, and he would also hold a district banquet to invite the players in the whole district to eat water feasts.

But soon, the favorite Mai Mai gave up this idea.

After being attacked by Xin Xingzhi again, his health was only the last 17%.

"Looking forward to it, did you open the script?!" My favorite, Mai Kai, asked through gritted teeth, "Almost all the attacks hit? You can't even start the script!"

The onlookers outside couldn't stand it any longer.

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Xiangshen's hit rate has always been abnormal, and how can it be possible to open scripts when playing such a god-level account? Once it is found out, it will be sealed forever

[Current] Trumpet 123: My favorite Mai Mai's position is too bad, let alone Xiang God, I can also hit it? Any questions

[Current] Su Xue: I don't think it's a script either. Jiuxia's official website recommends the PK video that you yearn for every day. If it's a script, how could the official not find it

[Currently] Xiao Tianjing: 9494, if you can't beat me, frame my brother, what kind of man are you! ! [angry]

[Current] Falling Flowers:

[current] s 123: ?

[Currently] Have a taste like: ? Can Ning play PK well

[Current] Don't ask the date of return: [Share the song - What kind of man - Jay Chou]

There is no suspense in this battle.

In less than ten minutes, there was only a bloody favorite Mai Mai left on the opposite side, and Mai Mai was thrown to the ground early by the yearning.

And here, because of the fast moving speed, Xiao Tianjing did not take any damage at all, and the blood bar that he longed for was always full of milk by Xiao Tianjing.

"My heart is longing for it." My favorite Mai Mai opened Mai again.

Just when everyone thought he was going to start spraying, the other party suddenly lowered his voice: "You can kill me, let my wife go, it's my idea not to let Xiao Tianjing kill the boss, it has nothing to do with her."

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, thinking that this favorite Mai Mai really loves his wife.

However, it was impossible that this matter had nothing to do with Mai. He remembered later that Mai was the loli who chatted with Xian Mengmeng and the others near the foreign merchants that day.

Jing Huan frowned, he is not a Virgin, and he doesn't eat Mai Mai, his favorite, but he can't guarantee that he doesn't want to eat it.

Aren't all scumbags central air conditioners? Warm the ambiguous object, warm the wife, and warm other people's wives...

[Current] Yearning for it: Only your wife will be wronged

The man who had been silent for a while finally spoke up.

Throwing out this sentence, I longed for it to kill the favorite Mai Mai out of the scene with a sword before everyone could react, and the wheat on the ground also disappeared.

Jing Huan stared blankly at this sentence, her auricles heated up inexplicably.

When he came back to his senses, the black-robed man had already put away his sword and returned to his side.

There were so many people around them that their roles were covered.

[Current] Su Xue: Is this the matchup between the first output and the second output? Dull.

[Current] Wind-chasing boy: Su Xue, you are wrong, we only have the first output in our district, no second.

[Currently] It's not your cup of tea: no... "Just your wife will be wronged"? ? Why do I think this tastes a little weird? !

Only then did Xiang Huaizhi realize that what he had just said was ambiguous.

[Current] Luo Ying: Only your wife will be wronged - my wife will not be wronged

[Current] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Come on, that's right.

[Currently] Drunk and Lying in Red Dust: I'm f*cking, it seems that it really means that? !

[Current] Little Sweet Scene: (*·Δ·*)! ! ! Right? !

[Currently] Drunk in the Red Dust:…

[Current] Not your cup of tea:…

[Current] Su Xue:

[Current] Trumpet 123: Can you stop messing around every time.

Xiang Huaizhi's brows slowly stretched out, and the corners of his mouth were raised silently.

Then, before Xiao Tianjing continued to talk nonsense, she took the person and flew away.

Xiang Huaizhi originally wanted to take people to the gang scene, but because Jing Huan withdrew from the gang, he was turned away by the gang driver.

So he took people to the Valley of Flowers.

The little fox fairy was extraordinarily quiet, and followed him obediently, flying around, and even when it came to the waterfall in Luohuagu, Xiao Tianjing didn't respond.

Still angry

Yes, after all, I was so angry that I wanted to kill someone single-handedly.

He pressed the mic button, and was about to speak—

"husband~"

Accompanied by this shy and whining voice, the little fox fairy beside her held her face in her hands and made a shy character action.

"..." Xiang Huaizhi coughed fiercely.

On the other side, Jing Huan himself was going to be so fucking embarrassed.

But what to say.

Shameful and cool.

Ashamed of this title, Shuangzai's yearning finally took the bait.

Xian Mengmeng didn't participate in this matter, so don't do the things that you yearn for, you can completely ignore it.

But he still came.

Jing Huan sneered in the bottom of his heart, wait, scumbag, my husband can give you ten years of life.

The earphones were quiet for a long time, and finally a subtle electric sound appeared.

"You... don't yell." The boy's voice was hoarse.

Jing Huan was wronged: "But you just called my wife."

Xiang Huaizhi: "I didn't call your wife."

Jing Huan: "Anyway, that's what you mean."

Xiang Huaizhi: "I'm not."

The other end was silent immediately, and after a few seconds, the little fox fairy's action changed to crying.

Emotions change pretty fast.

Xiang Huaizhi suddenly thought of something, paused, and asked, "Are you feeling better today?"

"what?"

Jing Huan had just killed someone, and now she is in a much better mood.

Sure enough, it's cool to solve things with fists!

Xiang Huaizhi said lightly, "Auntie."

"… "Fuck.

I was so overjoyed that I forgot about my nonsense yesterday.

It would be too obscene for the two boys to discuss this together. Jing Huan said uncomfortably, "Of course it's alright, it's over."

Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "Next time there is such a thing, come to me first."

Jing Huan was inexplicable: "But I have this kind of thing every month..."

"..." Xiang Huaizhi sighed, "I mean, being bullied."

Jing Huan's earphones are of good quality, and the boy's breathing is a little heavier, as if blowing in his ear, scratching his ear.

He raised his hand and rubbed the auricle: "Looking for you, can you help me out?"

"Didn't you just vent your anger?" Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the coordinates sent by the killer. The other three people in the team were still in the safe area.

"Then can I make a promise?"

"… "

Jing Huan held back his laughter and continued to tease.

"You like me so much?" Xin Xingzhi said suddenly.

Jing Huan was stunned for a moment, before responding after a while: "...Yes."

He blinked, as if he could hear a clue in his longing tone.

Wait... what does this question mean? Are they finally going to be? !

Can his plan finally go to the next process?

Jing Huan's heart was pounding with excitement, but she fell silent again for a long time, and she didn't make a sound for a long time.

He suppressed his emotions and called out, "Brother?"

There was finally a response from the other end, the boy's tone was as usual, and he replied: "I see."

Jing Huan was stunned for a while: "I see... what do you mean?"

Instead of letting him shift his target to like strangers in the game, he might as well like himself, Xiang Huaizhi thought.

How many stages of online dating can be fruitful? The virtual component on the Internet is too heavy. What you see is the side that others want to see for you, and it can’t even be real, let alone talk about feelings.

And... If other men know that their online dating partner is a man, let alone accept it, it's fine if they don't turn their backs. Lovers turned against each other, how unbearable.

Jing Huan put his mind on him, at least he won't take it seriously, and won't hurt him, and when Jing Huan meets the right man in reality...

Xiang Huaizhi stopped his thoughts.

"It means that I will be responsible for your likes. As long as you are willing, you can find me for anything in the game in the future."

Jing Huan didn't even think about it: "Then I want to marry you—"

"Except for marriage."

"… "

Xiang Huaizhi had a hunch that when they got married, some kind of relationship between them would deteriorate.

On the other end, Jing Huan was holding the computer cross-legged, his face full of doubts.

What does this man mean

Said to be responsible for his love, but refused to marry him

Then you are responsible for the fart

The sound of electric current flashed through the earphones, and I opened my mouth longing for it.

"But one day if you fall in love with someone else," Xiang Huaizhi paused and said in a low voice, "This agreement will be voided."

"… "

Jing Huan's eyes widened, suddenly realized.

fuck! This scumbag is shameless! !

I don't want to be responsible, so I fucking want to hook me up and play ambiguous with me! ! !