Guide on How to Fail at Online Dating

Chapter 56

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Jing Huan: "?"

Your father has been soaking you for a few months, pretending to be a coquettish person and ignoring it. Just the word brother is about to vomit. You tell me you treat me as a friend

Is it hard to be your friend

Jing Huan scolded a swear word in his stomach—or else he would still deceive the address of the real person he longed for, the reality is PK, the big deal is that his 15-day trip to the police station is better than chasing the train with bare feet every day.

I thought so in my heart.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: [falls to the ground and vomits blood]

[Team] Sweetie: TT, I'm not even my sister... Am I... woo woo woo! !

I was so angry that I couldn't speak, I could only type.

[Team] Yearning for it:…

[Team] Yearning for it: You can be a sister if you want.

I think it's okay to be your ancestor.

Jing Huan took a few deep breaths and comforted himself in his heart.

A younger sister is a younger sister, at least there is more room for development than a friend, right

[Team] Yearning for it: I will do my daily routine, and you will play by yourself.

Go play by yourself.

Sounds like calling your own children.

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: No, I want to hang on my brother's team!

[Team] Xiao Tianjing: I'm just waiting for takeout, I haven't had breakfast yet, I'm so hungry I don't want to move QvQ

Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the time, and then summoned his horse.

"As you like," he sent an invitation to ride together to Jing Huan, "come up."

It was the first time that Jing Huan saw the longing horse.

In the Nine Heroes, mounts are similar to fashion. They have no bonus attributes and do not increase movement speed. The buff for movement speed must be purchased separately. When this system first came out, the planner was chased and scolded by players In the month, no one in the whole family was spared.

And riding a mount will hide the player's weapon, so now, there are fewer and fewer players who can ride a mount.

Those who have the most dazzling and exaggerated weapons in the entire server yearn for it, and even less can't ride it.

Jing Huan snorted.

vanity!

The takeaway came soon, Jing Huan took a bite of the fried dough sticks, thinking about whether to find a movie to pass the time, and the friend message lit up.

[Friend] Chun Xiao: Are you there

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Yes!

[Friend] Chun Xiao: The progress of the dungeon will be refreshed immediately. If you don't return to the gang, you will join other female players to join the gang dungeon.

[Friend] Little Sweet View:

[Friend] Chun Xiao: You quit the gang for the past few days, but many people came to me and said they wanted to join the team they longed for.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: I applied to join the gang! Go through it! ! [angry]

[Gang Announcement: Welcome to Xiao Tianjing to join the Xianrenge gang! 】

[Gang] Benming Zhizhi Taotao: Welcome, welcome! !

[Gang] Don't ask the return date: Welcome back!

[Gang] Love is for you to eat: Sahua!

[Gang] Qiu Feng: Welcome=3=What a bite.

[Gang] Lu Chuchu: Xiao Jingjing is back.

[Gang] Xiao Tianjing: Well, if I don't come back, my brother will have a copy of the gang with other women QAQ

[Gang] Lu Changchi: Understood.

[Gang] Qiu Feng: It's okay, I can take you.

[Gang] Chun Xiao: Now that the person is back, I want to make a special explanation. As the No. 1 gang in the district, we, the Idlers Pavilion, do not cause trouble and are not afraid of trouble. Everyone actively contributes to the gang, and as a deputy gang, I will also be responsible for everyone. In the future, please contact me to discuss and communicate in time.

Jing Huan instantly felt like a pupil who was being disciplined.

However, Chun Xiao's words were not rude, and he was indeed a little impulsive when he quit the gang.

[Gang] Xiao Tianjing: Okay, I will definitely not quit the gang next time [wiping tears]

[Gang] Chun Xiao:

[Gang] Chun Xiao: Don't have a next time.

[Gang] Mo Wen's return date: But I'm still curious... How come my favorite Mai Mai hasn't moved yet? In the past, you should be hunted down by the killer group in the whole district by now, right

[Gang] The pulse is silent: Are you crazy, which killer group dares to yearn for it

[Gang] Xiao Tianjing: (///v///) With my brother here, I'm not afraid of him.

Xiang Huaizhi watched the gang channel silently, and had no plans to participate in the chat.

"You haven't finished your daily routine yet?" Lu Hang asked him back, "I'm waiting for the two of you to go to the next book."

"No, soon."

Lu Hang can just see the chat channel from this angle. He teased: "Why are you peeping at the screen? Don't say a word?"

Xiang Huaizhi looked back: "What's there to say?"

"Really ruthless."

Xiang Huaizhi ignored him and handed over the task with his fingers.

The mobile phone on the table suddenly rang, Xiang Huaizhi glanced at the caller ID, and then paused.

He said "answer the call" in the game, then took off the headset and pressed the connect button.

On the phone, the girl called him aggressively: "Xiang Huaizhi!"

The voice was so loud that even Lu Hang could vaguely hear it.

Xiang Huaizhiguang had a headache when he heard her voice. He pulled the phone away and said helplessly, "How many times have I said it, don't call me my full name."

When Jing Huan returned from throwing away the trash, he saw that the friend's news was flashing non-stop.

Lu Chuchu: Xiao Jingjing, something happened!

Lu Chuchu: Xiang Xiang is on the phone with other girls!

Little Sweet King:

Xiao Tianjing: What's the matter with QAQ! with whom!

Lu Chuchu: I don't know, I just heard a female voice, Xiang Xiang also asked her to call her by her nickname!

Sweetie: ... could it be... girlfriend...

Lu Tsao: No, Xiang Xiang doesn't have a girlfriend. I don't know if I live with him every day

Jing Huan subconsciously bit his thumb.

The yearning for him would actually open his mouth and let others call him by his nickname!

crisis! Big crisis!

While wondering, he felt a little unhappy at the same time, why did he feel that whether it was the girl on the phone or Xian Mengmeng, the treatment he longed for was hundreds of thousands of times better than his own.

And before today, he always thought that he and Xin Yingzhi had successfully reached the golden stage called "ambiguity", and he was just one step away from settling love.

As a result, he longed to say that he regarded himself as a friend.

Although he has never been in a relationship, he knows that if a boy has a little secret thoughts about a girl, he will not say things like "think of you as a friend".

Even though he has worked hard for so long, he is still standing still.

Jing Huan had to start to reflect on his own method, whether it really works for the heart's yearning.

Is he trying in the wrong direction

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Brother Lu, can you help me find out what I'm saying...

[Friend] Lu Changchu: What tone? Is this girl's identity? OK.

[Friend] Xiao Tianjing: Not TT, I want to know what type of girls my brother likes.

It doesn't matter, stand up from wherever you fall, and he has all the people you like.

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: ? ? No doubt, he likes your type.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: ...

[Friend] Little Sweet View: Really? But just now my brother said that he just regarded me as a friend. [groaning]

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: Fuck, did he tell you that? Are you progressing so fast

Jing Huan slowly made a question mark.

[Friend] Little Sweet View: Quick? [sluggish]

[Friend] Lu Chuchu: Yes. Do you think he has any other friends besides me in the game now

[Friend] Little Sweet View:

Can you do this

[Friend] Lu Changchuo: Really, if you keep it like this, it won't take long for you to win Xiangxiang.

Jing Huan frowned, why didn't he believe this.

But apart from the long distance, there seems to be no one who can help him.

Jing Huan hesitated for a moment, then returned him a cheering expression.

Let's take a look first.

After class the next day, Jing Huan refused Lu Wenhao's invitation to play basketball, and walked alone on the road to the back door, planning to go directly back to the rental house.

He's going to make a fucking video today.

Just after sending a message to my mother, I looked up and saw a familiar figure walking out of the boy's dormitory.

Xiang Huaizhi was wearing a large black T-shirt, casual and casual, like what he usually wears in the bedroom. Even so, he was still more eye-catching than the people around him.

Holding the laces of his shoes, he was walking towards the trash can on the right side of the bedroom door, the sneakers dangling beside him.

Jing Huan recognized the shoes at a glance - the shoe prints he left a few days ago were still clearly lying on the shoes.

"Brother, are you going to throw it away?"

Xiang Huaizhi paused in his footsteps and looked back to see the junior behind him.

Jing Huan looked guilty and stared at the shoes he was carrying.

They all walked to the trash can, and there was no denying it. Xiang Huaizhi said "um": "I've been wearing it for a long time, I want to lose it."

"Remove the shoe prints, I look pretty new..." Who is Jing Huan? He is dissatisfied with all the sneakers in his house. He doesn't dare to talk nonsense about anything else, but he thinks he has a good appreciation for shoes. . The style of these shoes is a bit familiar, he can't remember it specifically, but it must not be cheap.

He looked away from his shoes and met Xiang Huaizhi's eyes: "Brother, I'll give you a pair. What kind of model is this? What size are your feet?"

"No," Xiang Huaizhi refused. "The limited edition is unavailable."

Only after mentioning this, Jing Huan remembered that this shoe was a limited edition of a certain brand in October last year.

Stepping on the limited edition like this made him feel distressed even thinking about it, let alone Xiang Huaizhi.

Jing Huan wanted to say that he would lose money, but he couldn't pay for the limited edition. The market price was much higher than the original price, and Brother Xiang definitely wouldn't charge him.

Jing Huan looked a little stupid in a daze, Xiang Huaizhi glanced at him, couldn't help but raised his lips, raised his hand to throw the sneakers into the trash can, so that he would not be tangled here.

Seeing this, Jing Huan immediately took two steps forward to stop him.

Afraid that he would rub against the trash can, Xiang Huai subconsciously reached out and touched his forehead. He put his fingers together slightly, pinching Jing Huan's head like he was pinching a basketball, without any force.

Both were stunned.

Jing Huan first returned to his senses: "Brother, don't lose it, I'll wash it for you, I'm very good at brushing shoes, I'll definitely help you clean it."

Xiang Huaizhi threw the shoes neatly into the trash can. The trash can was empty, and the shoes slammed into it with a muffled sound.

"No need to say that," he rubbed Jing Huan's head casually twice in this posture, and then withdrew his hand, "I really want to change, it has nothing to do with you. Just after school?"

When someone rubbed his head suddenly, Jing Huan was startled: "Well..."

Xiang Huaizhi felt that his behavior was quite normal.

The elder rubs the junior's hair, what's the problem

"Then go back, the weather is bad, it's going to rain soon."

"Okay," Jing Huan licked his lips and smiled disguisedly, "Brother, you just finished carrying your shoes, so your hands are not clean."

"It's clean that touches you."

"I don't believe it," Jing Huan joked, "Are you taking revenge on me..."

Before he could finish speaking, Xiang Huaizhi raised his left hand and stretched it out in front of him.

The light soapy smell enters the nose, fresh and delicious.

Feeling Jing Huan's breath hitting his palm, Xiang Huaizhi put his hand away: "Do you believe it?"

Jing Huan was stunned, what happened to his brother today? Get started quickly

He pursed his lips and blinked: "I believe... brother."